Episode 169 - Love It or Hate It

what's up guys welcome to the tmg podcast this is actually today's episode today's free episode but if you want uh the bonus episode that went up today as well you can find that on our patreon that's patreon.com tinymeatgang and uh the the free episode will be ad free as well on there so uh and if not thanks and enjoy this one peace peace hey bro you heard about jack ma jack my dick off no who well then what jack ma the chinese billionaire who has mysteriously disappeared oh right that jack ma no he came forward he he is supposedly laying low but he's not missing wait he said that because i read yesterday that he was missing i don't know if he said that but that's what's been put forward that's what somebody said he said i don't want to worry i'm first time i've ever been worried about a billionaire listen yeah oh no jack ma we're concerned jack no but he doesn't isn't he like sort of a good dude that's what i was reading i don't know i guess my my knowledge is that he just is uh speaks out against the chinese government yeah which makes him somewhat of a good dude right uh no i mean we love the ccp i'm not talking about them anymore moving that is a pulse that's a podcast yeah that's a podcast beef we cannot handle is the ccp bts fans maybe maybe we can handle that ccp not sure i don't know yes i have a cop drop cough dropping it's going to go away folks that's it's going to go away i promise it dissolves next tuesday next tuesday on the tmg twitter hey guys uh we can't record tomorrow's episode because cody and all are missing yeah they're laying low code and well are laying low code novel mysteriously disappeared from their own podcast after comments about jackman on the ccp who's jack ma jack my dick it's not it's not i don't know i understand ccp i thought it's um uh that's the prc people's republic of china i don't know no it's communist something isn't it i don't want to i don't even want to [ __ ] up what it's called whoever yeah that's fair we're gonna stop talking about it we're not gonna talk about it anymore speaking of beef man go ahead go ahead let's dive into it we might as well yeah we might as well um face this head-on yeah so you know just for context on new year's eve i made a little joke on on my story you know i finally received my gifts for being the seventh best podcast i saw that how'd you like the balancing rocks um they tasted so good man yeah dude they're man the long one yeah i'm not gonna tell you what i did with that one but i couldn't get through it in one sitting but you know i ate as many as i could i got through it in one sitting yeah okay if you know what i'm saying hey tick tock this is how you manipulate the algorithm so i uh what can i just say real quick that i did balance them and i did actually enjoy it um they're just a bunch of like weird rocks that you're supposed to just put onto it's like uh what are they what are they [ __ ] called in canada you make them out of actual rocks it's a native american thing isn't it i've [ __ ] goddamn what's it called i don't know they're all over the place in the mountains you just stack rocks on top of each other and um that's what it reminded me of it was actually kind of a little bit zen stacking the rocks like that yeah i was making fun of it and then i said i set them up and i was like oh this is kind of fun and then i took them back down and i put them up another way and then before i knew it five hours had passed of me just balancing rocks and it was actually very meditative nice yeah sorry keep going no um i was about to go on a tangent but i'll hold it so i made a little joke on my story and i was unboxing my gifts and i said david you know i'm curious to know what you gifts what gifts you received as you know being the seventh best podcast what did you what does spotify send you you know i want to see if they maybe sent you something better something worse and uh she tagged us in her story and she presented those gifts and she's like they're right here they're right here [ __ ] she said all right brad pitt you want to know what's in the box i got it right here i said whoa yeah i was surprised and then she essentially said keep my name out of your mouth yeah so unfortunately nate is going to have to edit david as many times david actually yeah can we do that every time we say our name let's replace it with it's like a texas speech thing of like david yeah david david start starting now starting now right so name no longer in the mouth but it's fine because um well you know we'll get to that in a second but i do have to read some of these supportive messages from her fans you mind if i bring them yeah just read them actually just read it i got this one this one was great damn bro you seem like a sad sack of [ __ ] trying to attack a female on new year's here's to you focusing on no one but yourself in 2021 yeah [ __ ] yeah got me man [ __ ] yeah you got me man [ __ ] dude 20 21 we're putting the horse blinders on oh and we're only thinking about us owned man got me here's another one damn i was actually a fan i was rooting for you stop bullying someone who's already been bullied relentlessly listen man it's not my fault also we weren't bullying i wasn't bullying we're not we're pissed because we don't want to share number seven it doesn't matter who it's with it doesn't matter i know that she's been bullied in the past i mean i don't know maybe no but we don't know we don't know if she it's the internet who cares well i mean a lot of drama went down with her right yeah but you know rightfully so that's what i'm saying we don't know what they did was [ __ ] crazy yeah exactly and so yeah we can't what are we saying we can't talk about that no we're number seven it doesn't matter who it's with if we have to if we have to share that position i'm gonna bring up the same sort of you know uh kerfuffle wait i got i got one more this one this one absolutely killed me are you gonna shut the [ __ ] up now you know she did since she got the gifts and you've been dragging her name look [ __ ] she got the gifts they're right there see the balancing rocks clearly she's also number seven only number sevens get balancing rocks from spotify even i know that reading these on new year's day i was like wow oh wow this is only because of quarantine i give them all a pass if if there was no covid right now they would they would not have even wasted their time you don't think you don't think that they're that dedicated to the podcast she probably maybe has some die-hard fans yeah but she does no it couldn't happen because it would have been somewhere with like no reception they would have tried right like they would have seen her story the [ __ ] guy is doing it hold on and then he'd go into the bathroom like some you know bar in ohio and he'd be like you [ __ ] way to attack a woman on it's not going through dude it's not going through what why does he have no service there's like a million people in one place and the [ __ ] one tower next to the bars is getting overloaded with people uploading pictures to facebook oh you mean he's like he's like in times square yeah with the ohio the ball's dropping he's like hold on a second hold on yeah hold on i know mom i just gotta [ __ ] i gotta get this guy this guy's bullying this [ __ ] pot let's just shut the [ __ ] up favorite podcast just shut the [ __ ] up mom you don't get it yeah yeah so you know um and i had a good chuckle over there but it's fine guys because you know we're not going to talk about sofia anymore because we're above that yeah literally we're going above that this year the goal is to get the pi the podcast to number six yeah we've been talking you know last episode on the bonus if you heard that or if you didn't we talked a lot about resolutions goals for us business goals goals for the show you know we have a new producer now luke who's on this call actually yeah at this moment luke and kyle are now on the calls yes and uh that's why i'm not yawning because i'm afraid i'm gonna get in trouble by one of them if i [ __ ] yawn [Laughter] come on swallow the [ __ ] cough drop yeah um no we talked a lot a lot about goals and uh what we want to achieve and i think what we settled on was the main one which is we're gonna get we're gonna escape this drama we're gonna be above it we're gonna take the high road because we're shooting for number six this year now this is number six on spotify that's our goal and we need all of your help in achieving that goal justin bieber's style you know if you got if you got a grandma who is like you know senile doing dialysis and [ __ ] just like put two skull candy ear pods in her in her ears and just run the podcast on loop and just say grandma you're doing a service yeah you know how you know by the way this is officially officially this is the year of the six yes officially just make that very clear this is the year of the six year of the six we're going for six now listen if if if david wants to challenge for six then maybe we're not above this beef maybe it continues but that's only if david chooses to go with number six oh that no yeah we're not saying we're above any beef we're saying we're above this beef because this is number seven yeah we're shooting for six if anyone wants to come for six then absolutely it's gonna be a war if you want to go for five i mean that's fine yeah we'll go for it we're not that good taking a high road we're not five caliber yet we're still we're almost six caliber i'd say we believe we're six yes for sure i think that um in the same vein as the grandma thing you know how people play beethoven and you know some nice composers for their for their fetus for their unborn fetus gain a little bit of culture in the womb i'd say go ahead and play tmg yeah not the music play the podcast loud yeah into your stomach yeah direct actually do it actually take one of your air pods and put it in your belly button swallow it swallow the left one and put the right one in your belly button yeah so then you know when it consumes one of the ear buds and then it's like you know actually in your fetus's stomach and then the the sound waves are going through between the belly button and inside their stomach you're gonna get the whole it's like gonna embody the whole thing yeah they'll be in and around they'll be surrounded by the podcast and that way when he's born he or she they'll just come out puking and [ __ ] at the same time yeah yeah and moaning he's picturing a fetus puking and [ __ ] coming out of the womb bro through the first word he looks like he's about to say something what's it that's [ __ ] up that is so [ __ ] up no it's a really messed up joke if you think about it it is but it's not because that's just how serious we are about as general number six that's that's why no one no that's why no one streamed yummy because justin was too he was too like soft touch about it if he was gonna make those requests he should have gone all the way yeah play this for your newborn fetus well it also in that song you know the the implications or the the inference was that he was like eating babies or something you know like all the imagery was about all the social media imagery he posted was it was babies do you remember that yeah oh yeah the song was called yummy and every all the imagery used was all like infant based it was really bizarre what that has still i mean of 2020 that had to be one of the strangest marketing campaigns of all time yeah i mean for the year for sure but of all time definitely did you hear his new his new song no it's good but it sounds like bruce springsteen i think that's a good transition i think it i think it's good too it's just weird it's weird to think and the song's like killing already yeah it's just kind of weird that yummy like everything he's done after yummy like hit really hard but yummy for some reason was the first song that he said i'm gonna come out with this one after like a five-year hiatus he was setting the bar low i think it was smart he can't yeah yeah [ __ ] and everyone said this is [ __ ] ass and he's like i know i designed it that way idiots idiots i got you right where i want you just wait now that you think it's ass lo and behold watch me holy holy holy on my way to the top 100. holy holy holy holy i'm so lonely lonely lonely lonely that's wild how close those two are um which one's which one's the second one lonely [Music] i haven't heard it he sings a little bit shittier than that but i watched his new year's eve thing how was that rocking that actually was really good he's got a [ __ ] incredible voice he didn't lip-sync a single thing besides his new song it was all his voice raw he went raw my guy went wrong new year's eve and i swear to god i mean i know i'm sounding like a weird stan right now but it was really [ __ ] good yeah the kids got talent man i'm serious i'm sitting there like [ __ ] he's got so many hits dude he did baby yep he did baby yeah you know it's crazy as most people don't even know what that is yeah that's true guys we want to take a quick quick break to remind you that between never-ending laundry cycles and incoming emails you've got plenty on your to-do list we want to just interrupt this right now to remind you you have a lot to do how's that for stress huh well guess what give yourself one less thing to worry about and let doordash take care of your next meal doordash is the app that brings you food you're craving right now right to your door ordering is easy man open the doordash app choose what you want to eat and your food will be left safely outside your door with the new contactless delivery drop-off setting with over 300 000 partners in the u.s puerto rico canada and australia you can support your local go-to's or choose from your favorite national restaurants like chipotle wendy's and the cheesecake factory many of your favorite local restaurants 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laughing she didn't show it to me but noah back standing there like yeah like with this [ __ ] crimson chin ass face probably so he's greased up you know it's eight-year-olds like fresh from the gym he's all sweaty yeah sure i'll take a pic well it's like do you remember it's like those pictures we used to see of six nines fans oh yeah yeah same things all like eight-year-old boys bro so i just started thinking about a lot of [ __ ] because that night we had watched the movie and whatever and i was thinking man first up when these kids are in high school and like they're gonna drive they're probably not gonna drive all cars will probably be most cars will probably be self-driving in like eight to ten years mostly be electric so i think like there's it actually i wanted this like weird rant about the fast and furious and how like there's never gonna be a movie like that ever again yeah it's true um that's sad a little bit sad yeah great franchise yeah that whole franchise that's that [ __ ] is gonna be a period piece yeah maybe the rock is peaking right now dude they're gonna do a period piece movies about cars in 30 years like the way we look at like 1920s period piece movies yeah or like anne hathaway is like [ __ ] mary poppins or some [ __ ] okay that's what the classic movies are going to be classic remakes you're going to be making movies about when people drove cars oh yeah it's crazy it's like this time where like cars didn't drive themselves it's so wild that is going to be wild though well bro i also started thinking i feel the the pandemic has accelerated like the death of hollywood like i think ar and vr are gonna like actually work within the next few years yeah and i think dude i agree i tried vr porn holy [ __ ] for the first time ever my buddy had a vr headset sitting around and they were playing and they're like check and i was like what are you guys doing just check this out and they put it on it's like oh holy [ __ ] so this is what it's like to have a normal sized normal sized dick [Laughter] [ __ ] crazy sorry keep going no it's fine well because you know apple's coming out with glasses supposedly this year no way or like in the next couple years like the room do they work in the rain uh well because do they come with rice because if not you have to put it in rice [Laughter] i mean i've probably no one knows what we're talking about because that wasn't the bonus the last episode but yeah whatever that's kind of a that's an all time bit for me that's very funny a little inside a little exact bonus listening back to that just laughing well so yeah keep going sorry no so um ar is what like uh i think apple's probably gonna make a big push to like ar and i think it makes sense um for them to do that now and vr is getting really good i just i put an order for the valve index that thing is [ __ ] crazy wait is that is that a new headset yeah it's made by a valve so it's better than the oculus yeah really because it's like oriented towards like the steam platform so it's like written for that and like that one we tried to get the oculus but it's sold out everywhere yeah well back ordered till february well i think with the index it doesn't cost much more to get like full body tracking i've been going on a sort of like a weird exploration about where all that stuff is going do you remember that full-body motion platform that this thing came out i think six seven years ago for uh for vr and like you would like kind of like like you'd be tied into a ring and you kind of run in place do you know what i'm talking about um maybe it doesn't matter um basically that company they evolved the uh the setup so now it's like a it's like this crazy like backpack that's like on an arm and so you can have like full motion with your arms like you can crouch like i saw like some demos with like first person shooters i was like holy [ __ ] that's gonna be crazy and the way they're designing it is like it can just sit in the corner of your room like that's your [ __ ] playstation and it analyzes your body yeah well that like coupled with a headset yeah like you can have like a full yeah but it motion tracks you you don't have to wear like a suit or any like yeah yeah i think you have anything i think you have to put some things on just so like it can track but for the most part yeah it can i think it tracks your feet for sure but you can run in place so like you could play call of duty like with your full body that's [ __ ] dog that's so sick right so holy [ __ ] i would love to lose in real life you know yeah i would love to be as bad as i am dude it just made me with a controller with my actual body the barrier to entry on video games is gonna get so high like it's just going to become a meme where you have to be athletic to play video games it's going to do the full 180. gamers are just going to be jacked and alpha as [ __ ] it's already happening man you don't think nick mercs could stand up right now and do that i mean exactly but you know guys like tatman they're not going to be so lucky but hit the hit the gym then you know yeah you're going to have to it's going to be part of you dude that's hilarious there's going to be gamer specific training yeah and then and then and then nfl is going to stop being a thing and it's only going to be the game and fifa mm-hmm and it's because you know can't do it anymore in real life it's going to be people playing tv and all that [ __ ] yeah exactly well dude so wow i started wow and then and then i have to say this here yeah a little while dude black mirror a little while ago my buddy was uh showing me uh some 3d media i think google had is figuring this out where they've created this sphere with cameras and they record [ __ ] from multiple angles and then they can piece together 3d media so it's like a video that plays back but if you play it in a vr headset you can like reach out you can like look around the room it's [ __ ] crazy okay and you know the quality was pretty good so just made me think that i think in very quickly i think movies are not going to be 2d anymore like yeah they've tried to do that though but i think it was too early yeah when you have an iphone 14 and it comes with a set of goggles and people are like oh my god have you seen the new black mirror season you're like no it isn't you just put on your [ __ ] your ar goggles and you go to your netflix app yeah and the movie just [ __ ] around the room get out of here i know i know you're probably right and i know i'm just gonna say it's gonna take a lot a lot of time to get used to like looking around in a movie like you have to watch a movie like five times i mean yeah i think i think you know it will take a while to figure out what works but i just think the the start of the switch is going to happen pretty soon yeah i think 2d media is going to go out yeah i mean i it's funny that you brought this up because after using that headset for a little while and playing like beat saber and all that [ __ ] i know i'm like pretty far behind on that but it's mind-blowing and every single person you put it on who's using it for the first time is like holy [ __ ] i'm obsessed with this right away did you play that boxing game no i didn't boom amazing what is it uh oh it's just like um there's the there's two but the one i have is the creed boxing games like based on the movie creed um the actual like punching isn't super accurate or true to life but the the vibe of like standing in front of something and like moving and and all that is is wild um i'm going to get that vive one yeah i'm well i'm hyped for the index because uh but the it's just it's just so much better of a headset and there's so much [ __ ] you can do and i was looking at a crazy battle royale where you can um it's like it's like any other battle royale but you can uh when you parachute like the mechanism to do that like you can climb up a building and then push off and then spread your arms and like you'll it's like a squirrel suit you'll like fly to another location oh my god yeah yeah yep i get that man yeah kelsey's obsessed with it too she's like playing beat sabers like we have to get one of these oh yeah it's so much fun the ladies love beat sabre [ __ ] love beet saber homie uh she probably just wants it for vr porn too wow a guy with a normal sized dick um can i tell you what we did i just back on the justin bieber thing so we were watching i just had this i had this concert in vr i had one more thing no it was unrelated to vr i just had one more thing that i forgot to tell you so we're sitting there we can't buy it because whatever website they used to do the ticketed live stream [ __ ] up of course they used some stupid startup in it and it [ __ ] up and so uh we were like looking for it everywhere and every stream was getting shut down we finally found it on twitch this person was twitch streaming it right and so we're like dope and um we're watching it and then we realized somebody subscribed randomly and so we realized the sub alert was like super loud and it was turned down for what oh nice turn down for me and so i i gifted 50 subs each one on the crescendo of the song so it was like he was playing uh you know sorry yeah and it was like right as the course was about to hit turn down for what would turn on so [ __ ] loud great job half the chat was like oh my god stop doing this and half the chat was like i gotta sub i'm so stoked the hardest i've laughed in a long long time terrorizing just dream man you're trolling at its finest dude and paying to troll too that's another that's a whole new level yeah it's a whole new world man i love it you feel like you deserve it yeah you you deserve the right to trust exactly i just felt like a 14 year old kid you know just [Laughter] i want to see the world burn yeah bro ar vr we're gonna be um i mean i tweeted this by standbys we're gonna be [ __ ] brain dead in five years we're not gonna drive for ourselves we're just gonna sit and eat amazon mush like there's gonna be like an amazon camel pack that has like burgers and fries and okay just like [ __ ] tasty sludge yeah you're gonna load it into a camel pack you're gonna put that in your mouth you know put on your ar and the self-driving car takes you wherever you need to go and just [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah you order on a little you order on a little like menu on the seat in your auto driving car and you say oh i like the shake shack the shake shack new korean fried chicken sandwich that looks good korean little chicken ice cream sandwich ice cream sandwich yum yummy with sprinkles on it yes please add sprinkles add whipped cream add avocado add avocado and then this thing comes up for the from uh what kind of bun brioche i'll do a nice brioche bun and then what's your side though with uh with onion rings coleslaw and um and um and bertie bott's every flavored beans yeah all three yummy all three love it and so then this hose comes out of the floor it's uber it's still uber right you're still taking an uber it's auto driving uber and now ubereats is built into the car and so this little hose comes out of the ground and it just right in your mouth and then he just hoses the liquid food and you're sitting there in your vr headset yeah watching porn watching porn with your mouth just like and there's a catheter and so there's no catheter the seat just has like a hole in it oh okay yeah and we wear like that we wear like these new era like yeezy pants where they're like tear away on the ass yeah but like not all the way like you just pull the cheeks and they go and it just reveals your crack and you just line it in yeah and then you go and now it's coming out the other side and you're watching james charles makeup tutorials cycling in the car and then you know and i know you guys are wondering well what happens if it runs out of ubereats how will i order or what if there's too much [ __ ] in the car it's fine the amazon drone flies to the car and it you know you know how like airplanes refuel in the sky it's going to be like that a drone's going to meet you on the road and will either empty out all the [ __ ] or refill the ubereats in the auto driving uber and here's the best part now that all jobs are remote you don't have to go anywhere yeah you may just drive around maybe you live in the uber car yeah it's just perpetually it's going and going and going it's gonna be [ __ ] up man i'm looking forward to it personally everyone everyone's gonna be like that's why the robots are gonna kill us because we don't do we won't do anything at that point like we'll be a distant image of what humans used to be robots would look at us and be like they used to play football and basketball and tell jokes and have culture and art now they just eat [ __ ] and [ __ ] [ __ ] 24 7. yeah it's like and we'll all be in vr chat mm-hmm this is essentially just 4chan vr chat is did you do it i didn't do it i that's the they like i clicked on it and it was like sign up for an account i was like nah i don't want to do that that's a world man what's that like that's a [ __ ] did people stream that oh yeah oh yeah doesn't always like [ __ ] up it's just depraved isn't it not necessarily if you go to those public rooms yeah it's bad it's really sketchy it's early it if as a streamer it's it's a almost guaranteed you're going to get tos okay i see but there are people who host their own servers and they kind of vet whoever's in there and it's pretty uh pretty crazy content there's one aspect of it where people are referred to as mutes and their whole gimmick is that they play as a character that doesn't talk so you know but they're almost like virtual pets like they'll follow you around and be part of you in the world but they never say anything weird and they're super sketchy they're popular mutes why listen man why i don't make the rules ah people are so weird dude [Music] so bizarre people are so weird korean ice cream whipped cream yes please i would [ __ ] do that for sure ice cream hot dog yummy okay now man guys we want to take a quick break right here in the middle of the episode to remind you that every year we hear people telling us to change something about ourselves new year new you right wrong heard that before wrong you're already amazing you are so why not change something else other than you like your undies drawer oh man felt weird about saying that in a fuckboy voice change your i want to change your undies this year meundies wants you to fully express everything about yourself authentically and comfortably and after the year we just had you deserve time for yourself baby girl to get cozy in the softest undies and loungewear all year long louis louis tell us about your experience with me undies yeah right we're driving fast formula one cars it's it's got like i can't even do his [ __ ] voice no do it you got it you got it look how is it louis well when you're traveling all around the country like racing fast cars and having copious amounts of sex this is the worst lewis impression ever um and making beautiful music with christina aguilera but really like cody what's in your undies drawer uh i love me undies man they're all it's all it's all me undies i love them and they're fantastically soft and i like to put them on my genitals now that it's dark out by like 4 p.m you know all you want to do is become one with the couch right and me on these gets there that's why they want to help you step up your cozy game all right they're loungewear and undies are super soft they come in everything from classic to adventurous prints they're literally made for your couch and guess what what you don't even need to leave your couch with the me undies membership there's they have a subscription service that sends you new pairs right to your door with site wide savings exclusive sales you'll automatically pay less for everything all right holy heck um uh meundies is a great offer for our listeners any first-time purchasers fifteen percent off and free shipping mandy's also has their problem problem free philosophy it's called a makuna matata reverence [ __ ] if you're not satisfied with any product for any reason they'll refund or exchange it no caveats no caveats no questions to get your 15 off your first order and free shipping go to meundies.com tmg that's meundies.com tmg yeah turn down for what you know happy new year now that happy new year i've just given you your you know your dystopian outlook of the day how about aetherium dude how's that for a happy new year uh what's that now 1100 bucks dude i i got out at one at one dollar yeah one dollar it cratered to a dollar for a second and i sold and then it went back up to a thousand yeah yeah and bitcoin at 35k yeah i love going on twitter and reading like people that tweet about bitcoin yeah some of the best threads outside of politics oh bro oh it's so good man it's people are so passionately for it or passionately against it there's no in-between there's no like maybe bitcoin will be well i'm just gonna try it out buy one and see what's what's good i can see how it could work i also could see how it not couldn't work yep it's not that at all it's all it's always uh you know it's stupid and i don't get it or i'm you know the new one is uh have fun staying poor that's that's what all the that's what all the coiners say well i mean like let's just say hypothetically it goes to five hundred thousand dollars per coin right like some people believe it will like john mcafee who's supposed to eat his dick by the way yes he's dick that was like that happened like last week the actual date came it was by 2021 wasn't it yeah he's gonna eat his dick now he's gonna feed his dick if it wasn't at a hundred thousand that's how long this podcast is has been around that we're finally gonna get to see john mcafee eat his dick that's when the new year starts it wasn't on justin bieber's show night no yeah we're still in 2020. when john mcafee eats his dick he's going to reset the entire calendar we're going to document time in terms of a.m after mcafee why don't we hit him up try and get him on the show we should he could do it live on tmg if if you think he'd commit i think he would eat his dick he's crazy um wait no a a-m-a-d after mcafee ate his dick that's that'll be the new time the year is 5 a.m a.d so it'll just be zero when that happens yep somebody's gonna kind of just start from scratch that's when the world starts over yeah that's when weird [ __ ] stops happening that's when that's dude that's when you know when people are like [ __ ] when half their head is like steampunk it's it's going to be like a nzxt computer made of wood in their [ __ ] head yeah so they can take the bus yeah and they have vr and ar built into their brain in the year 50 amad and they're eating ice cream burgers and yeah chicken they're like chicken hot dogs they used to call it years but then the chosen one consumed himself and there's going to be a big-ass statue of mcafee holding his penis in the he redefined humanity well i don't think he'd eat it like a savage i think that he would probably cut it off and then have like a nice sort of like um you know like a kind of royal like a bougie sort of meal you know where he's got it on plate and maybe some nice china do you think he eats it with a fork and knife yeah slowly and just enjoys it wouldn't that be more insane than someone taking ripping it off if he cut it off like took it put it on the plate tucked a little napkin into his shirt yeah maybe dipped it in some mustard or something i agree stone ground mustard that is insane but john mcafee insane i feel is to cut it off and then eat it on periscope in pure silence first of all because it's like who the [ __ ] uses his parents exactly he'll go live on twitter there's like four people watching yeah it was like the [ __ ] it was like next day did you hear what john mcafee ate his dick live how did i hear about that what did he do it on twitch periscope oh that's crazy oh that's [ __ ] insane he's a psycho yeah that's that's john mcafee in my opinion periscope yeah dude it's crazy he posted a youtube story he posted a youtube story of him eating his own dick he posted a youtube story announcing his periscope lifetime to eat his own dick he went he went live on w on webmd yeah made his own dick okay but this is what i'm saying let's just say it goes to 150k 500 000 whatever so we're going to have this new class of geeky gazillionaires yep that own 90 of the bitcoin it's going to be this new elite yeah that's going to be weird yeah dudes that are just rich as [ __ ] they're like she should have read the white paper i don't like that you know i don't want any billionaires being good with nunchucks yeah i don't want any billionaires having ponytails man yeah yeah exactly should have read the white papers stop that [ __ ] man yeah you got you guys want to eat the rich now you're gonna you're gonna you're gonna wish you had jeffrey bezos when you're new when your new maker is a ponytail dude with a katana yeah exactly who should i read the white papers who's probably not that good with it though if you think about it no no they're not training with that they own one because they like it but they're not good with it they're not good they just swing it around like they are good yeah yeah regardless i wouldn't want to [ __ ] with a katana exactly yeah just stop [ __ ] swinging that thing around dude you're gonna hurt someone bro uh bitcoin though the only thing i'll say is that [ __ ] is taxed aggressively well it's just capital gains isn't it uh it is is it just capital gains i thought it was pretty sure it's the same as stocks i think oh well i mean still still aggressive [ __ ] half yeah yeah i know look in half but it's um yeah it's the same as stocks it's just realized income i'm pretty sure like if you sell your stocks and you i don't know what i'm talking about honestly are you in are you back in yeah yeah man i i got my security deposit back from my old apartment i put it all into ethereum like a month ago and it's just doubled now whoa it's [ __ ] crazy whoa yeah master trader over here oh yeah yeah uh yeah i bought an extra couple monitors i've just been looking at charts that's what i do in the morning i wake up have my coffee and just uh think about trading strategies for i actually decorate i day trade [ __ ] coins is what i do you day crate i decorate bro um uh what is it oh yeah i wanted to bring up [ __ ] a ripple coin you said what happened with that so i don't know the full story i just know that the sec filed a lawsuit against them about how they were raising money for the coin and my understanding is if they lose it's like a billion and change on the line and that [ __ ] just goes but it already like completely imploded yeah no but i mean the value went down like crazy but i think that money was given like was like supposedly investment from other people right so the people who put forth that money like literally that [ __ ] just gets fried yeah but isn't that like how you invest in like a new crypto is you're essentially just buying [ __ ] buying coins yeah yeah no it is i just mean that kind of [ __ ] sucks for whoever you know what i mean oh yeah regardless of ripple uh i dumped that [ __ ] years ago i still got it just in case you know i mean it's like five dollars worth but you know hey that [ __ ] is crazy man that you know just whole crypto coin good night i keep like i keep um i keep having this feeling like i keep logging into like old trying to find like old exchanges i used to use and logging in just in case maybe i bought something that now makes me rich you know you have that feeling too you're like [ __ ] wait i bought some ethereum like three years ago it's on a usb stick somewhere i'm gonna look for that maybe there's trillions of dollars sitting around somewhere no because i know all my moves this is the one fomo that hits so hard okay dude i mean at least hold on what keep going oh man it's so stupid what is it no it's just you know i told you i probably coulda if i had just bought the small amount of litecoin that said i was gonna buy yeah i made i would have made 150 grand jesus and then like you know let's let's just say at that time like bitcoin was like you know 200 a coin or like 300 coins let's just go with the max let's say 500 a coin let's say yeah i could have had 300 bitcoins and you know you just do the math on that i mean you want to see some ultimate fomo luke can you enable screen sharing for me that's a 10 million dollars right there [Laughter] here's the thing though you can't like hindsight is 2020 and you would have never made it to the point that it's at today you would have sold at 5x at 10x pro probably here's the other thing i would have but here's another thing that um a friend brought up to me which i think is such a good point um you can't like there's so many people who got burned on exchanges uh getting [ __ ] hacked yeah oh yeah like you should have done cold storage which you know i probably would have but that's another thing to consider is like you know that it's that much money if you somehow made it to now yeah yeah exactly which you would never would do probably not no no you're like i'm gonna cash out and buy a lamborghini uh yeah yeah at least you're not this guy oh yeah i wish i had kept my 1700 this is this is a tweet from 2011 he tweeted this wish i had kept my 1700 bitcoin at six cents instead of selling them at 30 cents now they're eight dollars that would have been 57 million dollars if you'd kept them no if you sold it today 59. 59 million dollars that has to just eat him alive inflation homie inflation isn't that [ __ ] crazy money is worthless now are you talking about the u.s dollar i mean yeah and just you know 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of three just go to babel.com and use promo code tmg that's b-a-b-b-e-l promo code tmg for an extra three months free babble language for life i don't know what uh this is a hell of a way to start the new year um we're off to a [ __ ] banger 45 minutes of just doom doom and let's go yeah let's [ __ ] go that's what we do man the world is on fire let's stop pretending it's [ __ ] it's over like yeah everyone i know everyone's 20 20 we're leaving that [ __ ] in the past man that's about nobody oh no it's about to get way worse there's a picture there's a meme it's like a surfer and he's like paddling over this like big ass wave but he's like on the face so he can't see what's behind it and behind you there's one that's double doubly as big it's like 20 20 20 21 21 yeah that's 20 bro it's about to be some [ __ ] it's about to be let's just say get those vr headsets because we're going to be one and we're going to be wanting to live there instead of whatever be prepared yeah if you've world actually ended in 2012. so it does nothing matters no nothing matters because we're actually this is a [ __ ] virtual or this is actually a uh you know a different dimension well they just let us live and this is all extra credit like god is just waiting to it's just he's just gonna burn this whole [ __ ] up whenever he feels like it yeah this is the bonus yeah this is a bonus episode he's like the bonus episode give him 15 years let's make sure let's make [ __ ] get really weird by the end yeah this is the bone zone anything happens you know yeah yeah yeah let's make kanye west date jeffree star right right near the end that's the bombs who cares it's a bone sound let's see how people [ __ ] with that um um we can we can get on to that in a second because i don't know i'm not really up on that but wait can i can i i've wanted to talk about this for the last like four episodes and i forgot every single time hit it connor murphy oh yeah okay what is that karcher from forum man yes this [ __ ] is [ __ ] wild and um we're at 46 so i want to i want to let's [ __ ] make sure that the uh let's make sure that the interstitial that we put over the free episode isn't on this episode so we can share this stuff well um what oh like you know the last 10 minutes we usually put that [ __ ] over okay i'm going to share my screen this is so you all remember connor murphy from the you know when he used to go to 6th street in austin and take off his shirt and girls would go holy [ __ ] he's got 19 abs right and that was a shtick he was a bodybuilder that was his thing and then i think we touched on it briefly when he kind of got weirdly spiritual i think he just did shrooms or acid for the first time and like unlocked a part of his mind that he didn't know existed because he was like just like a you know bodybuilding kind of i don't know like meathead before and now he was like holy [ __ ] i'm actually like this creative guy and i believe in god and all this [ __ ] right so that's what he okay so that's like kind of a transition he made so this is him before right he's jacked as [ __ ] and he's just like posing like as a you know like as a computer computer programmer yeah exactly that's his computer program around no this is a future gamer yeah that's what he's posed as right here right he's you know doing the poses he's i teach yeah this is all like the physique of like it professional uh devops uh senior back-end developer you know just game designer yeah um look at this look at this difference here this is april 29 2020 right this is last pick of me before the gym is closed and then this is him a month later it feels good to be back in the real world for those who didn't know a few weeks ago i made a video where it appeared i was going to harm myself after that video i was arrested and spent over two weeks in a psych ward i just recently got out and feel amazing just released a youtube video explaining everything oh [ __ ] i didn't know that holy [ __ ] also i i apologize if haven't sponder responded your messages blah blah blah okay so he i don't know something happened to him going to a psych ward is no joke man i mean did what how does that happen that had to have been induced by something right i'm not even a substance or something like that yeah i'm not even going to speculate i mean it's fine to speculate like i don't do episodes like that just randomly happen i don't know i just don't like how do you unlock yeah i don't know i don't want to say anything to be a dick like i don't know what what you know sent him in there you know anyway so then he became spiritual and look at how much weight he lost here he did a 40-day fast on dude he does not look right man holy [ __ ] he lost 42 pounds in 40 days he didn't eat anything for 40 days and the craziest part about it is that now he's like a yoga teacher and he invented this he invented this whole genre of yoga where you sit really closely with the woman and you breathe and you breathe and rub each other's backs you know if you're going to start us you know like i guess you look at the group one the group meditations look insane oh music i'm sorry the girl in the red does not look into it at all it's [ __ ] ridiculous man the three of them this is the start of the vr porn i watched yeah you were conor murphy holy son of a [ __ ] man oh my god music oh no top middle top middle is the way there here we go we can hear them breathe these are his meet and greets you just get to sit on connor murphy's lap and breathe go to top middle you're missing the best oh my god dude i gotta pause it because there's music what the [ __ ] like a pr prima sati yoga sublimation technique known as the breath keep in mind he made up prima santi yoga premasati i don't even know how to pronounce it prema sati yoga sublimation technique known as the breath tracing headstand in pramasti yoga sublimation is the transfer of energy from your penis to a woman's mouth okay it doesn't say that it says lower chakras to your higher chakras oh wait this energy can be transferred to your third eye chakra and help activate your penal gland your your penal nice dude it's the pineal gland dude have you listened to joe rogan ever how are we going to become joe rogan if you don't even know what the pineal gland is you're just going to make these [ __ ] three-year-old jokes about penal clan cody come on it said penal gland man his dick's in her face what do you want me to do what do you want me to say there this is clearly sex with clothes on we're not going to be joe rogan if you just see everything as sex okay we need to start to train our minds see a different point of view like i would see how this i could see how this would work maybe like for couples totally like you're this girl's like literally sitting on him like this and they're super close yeah you could you can't tell me that's only meditative but he's doing it with like different girls every time it kind of seems like it's maybe like a i don't know let's just you know what we should wait until he buys a plot of land in oregon and and starts a colony yeah exactly and we should go pay to live there and then see if that's what it's all about we can let our wives tell us exactly how it feels when we bring them there for them to fall in love with him hey if he's in a better if he's in a better healthier mental state then maybe it's good but this looks very sketchy to me as long as no one's paying to do that you know i think that it probably probably is charging for it let's go let's find out here we go look at it oh he's got oh whoa he's got an only fans yeah look at this exclusive spiritual content okay what is what's the exclusive content it's on patreon he's got a spiritual enlightenment channel i would like to believe how psychic powers work why am i posting this video well if you have not seen i just post a video on my main channel where i predicted the big event that happened christmas morning i predicted it back on december 12th and it ended up coming true christmas morning what happened yeah can we get a oh the nashville christmas oh come on man oh god damn okay come on man this is [ __ ] weird i'm getting out of this we're gonna stop talking about this because i don't like this at all anyways i thought you guys would want an update on bro what's going on with him all right all right oh my god whoo that that one hit me in the [ __ ] what how you gonna make oh my the pride in that one i predicted it i told you it was gonna happen was it you like yeah homie was it does the fbi know you made that video cia whoever handles that fda yeah fda crossfit you know uh police division i don't [ __ ] know bro yeah bro um my bodybuilder voice come out a squat rack came in nice can't wait to build that [ __ ] today oh [ __ ] yeah you know how much you putting up today it's leg day 30 pounds hell yeah baby just doing a half bar you know yeah no i've been using this half bar i've been using this a half bar yeah just one side a little baby bar yeah i've been using this sketchy ass rack from amazon that [ __ ] like you put the weight like i'll bench i'll put the weight down and the whole thing just goes like it's just sketchy every time i put it down i'm like this is where my skull goes this is where exactly where i died like brutal death too i always feel and i'll just snap my [ __ ] head clean off the [ __ ] bench i won't even get a second to scream for help [Laughter] i've been uh focusing on my health a little bit yeah past week yeah i've been um eating right working out every day going to bed at a consistent time right so i'm like i really am excited to reap the benefits from that because every time i do this i feel great because i sleep really well right yeah okay so the day that i decide to take action and do this chili gets some weird sickness where he has to wake up every two hours in the night and go diarrhea nice and so that's been that's been life for the last three days nice and the vets are all [ __ ] packed because everyone decided to get a pet during covet bro that part is scary it's scary oh and the icu i don't want to get all depressing but the [ __ ] in la right now they're telling people don't call an ambulance unless it's an absolute 100 percent emergency like life or death oh also aren't ambulances being instructed that if they don't think they're going to make it just leave them ah man that makes me feel sick grim [ __ ] bro it's a really grim one in five people tested are testing positive like one in five people that get tested have it so i was telling you one of elena's family members is like a respiratory yeah like person uh they said that one of their friends texted them because they their friend works in an la hospital just saying dude it's [ __ ] up right now i don't like that yeah yeah it's kind of scary we're just in the all of a sudden in the epicenter bro so yesterday i had a weird um i woke up and i wasn't feeling very well um it was just like a little off you know that feeling you get when you're like you're about to get sick yeah i mean i don't feel right um but it was like it was so minor that i thought you know uh this might be because i've been working out a little bit a lot so i ended up boxing and i get down and i'm fine and i feel pretty shitty so i just i take a nap and i sleep it off and i wake up from my nap and i'm totally good but as i'm i was falling asleep i started to have this thought of dude the the people where you know can you imagine that feeling of where you thought like covet was whatever and then it just starts to like snowball and it's like literally 72 hours or four days earlier you you might have been sitting there like oh dude codes whatever man i'm [ __ ] i don't care i don't care and then you're in a [ __ ] bed i know and you're like holy [ __ ] here it goes yeah i don't want to think about that i i didn't either but it started crossing my mind and i just woke up i'm like i'm going nowhere i'm going nowhere i'm locking myself in my place i won't need the vaccine because i'm never leaving yeah yeah i'm never gonna that's why i bought that vive headset yeah i'll be leaving just yeah somebody in a different world yeah i'm gonna go to the grocery store babe what do you want dude there's a game for oculus it's called office simulator and you pop in and then you're in a cubicle and you can like just it's just like a standard office cubicle in case you missed there you can like take paper out of the drawer and like you can throw your mug around the room and stuff like that it's pretty funny it's pretty like office spacey yeah oh that's another movie i watched i think that's the movie that kind of kicked off on my dystopian thoughts was that uh the movie office space is truly irrelevant now yeah why because everything's remote it is remote and if that if it just goes that way forever yeah no one's gonna know what it was like no one's gonna know that water cooler talk that's gonna be a thing of the past oh yeah because everyone's gonna ha well that i mean [ __ ] the no they still do that [ __ ] actually the first five minutes of every zoom call it's like the just nail nails on a chalkboard to me yeah you know but no but it's not the [ __ ] like going up to get water that still happens you know people bring their like you know whatever corkscale cup and they're like oh you first know you first i would argue i would argue that's better than zoom zoom small talk you think why yes because at least you get a little bit of like a physical human thing where you you know the way someone moves or whatever it adds a little bit of stimulation there zuma just like where are you nice background where are you in the world oh cool nice oh cool yeah you got out when kovac cool sorry about the kids in the back you're gonna hear my kids every once in a while sorry about that puts on sunglasses before zoom right right yeah right so it's [Laughter] holy time all right well the [ __ ] is this hold on to close it out i'll just give you this random text i just got from an unknown number okay i'm downsizing and looking to give away my late husband's piano to a loving home the piano is a 2014 yamaha baby grand ooh i will not be checking this email often you can text me to indicate your interest on my private phone number oh that's sketchy that feels like i'm gonna get hacked but it's a baby granddad you're just gonna let that go away for free i know i have to hit her up i mean stupid yeah kind of stupid um all right guys we'll see you in the bone zone i love you dang

Channel: Tiny Meat Gang

Views: 275,273

Rating: 4.9501438 out of 5

Keywords: Sofia, Spotify, Wrapped, 6th, VR, Future, Crypto, BItcoin, Ripple, Connor, Murphy, Cult, Yoga, Fitness

Id: 8b_HM1mfhlc

Length: 69min 4sec (4144 seconds)

Published: Thu Jan 07 2021