Episode 175 - Leave Britney Alone

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don't i don't understand why like because it hit and everyone was like man this is too hard we shouldn't have to pay taxes too yeah like why wasn't tax evasion a thing before like no one everyone was like we're moving to la we're just going to pay the 13 state tax because california's cool and now it's like that shit's messed up dude 13 it's not fair because in puerto rico where it's four percent 13 was worth it when you could flex on everybody when you can invite people over to your [ __ ] and you know drive your car to go you know your dope ass car go buy a stupid-ass bagel or something and yeah you know just try to try to fly but now you can't flex because what's the biggest flex right the biggest flex is beyond the internet look at me evading taxes yeah [ __ ] losers yeah that's the that's got to be the way i mean do they is puerto rica of like fiber like internet uh yeah definitely i think uh but it's [ __ ] far away and yeah here's the thing though i was looking it up because i was like i wonder because i hear all the time right old dudes buying houses in puerto rico to evade taxes i'm like how many how much taxes are there there it's four percent that's it like total like federal no state tax that's [ __ ] insane it's it's so i'm like i'm watching this thing i'm like this is so stupid like you're like just moving away we should move and then i'm like i'm googling them four percent maybe we should take a trip just to like see we should all we should all move everyone in the podcast just go test the waters a little bit let's just go dip our toes in and see what it's like there and then i'm looking at real estate i'm like searching luxury real estate just to know like what what like you know the ultra high end is i mean it's still a lot like you're paying like like you pay like six million bucks and you're getting like but like um like insane house [Laughter] i won't look this up right now luxury real estate puerto rico yeah i wanted to know like what the high high you know you go to these like the houses like on like the golf courses and [ __ ] like that yeah yeah like in how in you know hawaii these will cost like 25 million bucks what does it cost in puerto rico right all right yeah this is crazy yeah yeah this is [ __ ] crazy yep yeah right here let me pull something up right here this is crazy luxury helipad state wow yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] isn't it isn't this a fun thing to do um yeah y'all want to move we're gonna we're gonna buy a big-ass house and rent out rooms to podcast listeners just like that other place we shot the tarot card reading it lou can you let me share my screen real fast damn damn damn all right what kind of natural disasters happen to puerto rico though cause like island [ __ ] like look at this [ __ ] this is on the ritz carlton reserve i don't know how much this is it's probably like 10 million but look at 13 000 square feet yeah that's i mean i guess you could find a house like this anywhere but you could but what's the price though it doesn't say on that one probably dummy expensive what else we got look at this one 4 300 square feet 3.9 million bucks it's like on the beach yeah that's it just is this you know the helipad yep just sell all your personal just sell everything your kidney everything yeah i'm getting right dude i love real estate porn yeah you know you know just unattainable [ __ ] you know okay so there's a hurricane maria it uh yep it hit in 2017. this thing killed 3 000 people geez the deadliest the deadliest us-based natural disaster in a hundred years wow yeah see worth it though for those taxes [Laughter] you know i attempt that i temp fate there it's like you know i'd risk it why not i mean yeah it's [ __ ] crazy yeah it's a pretty wild move i mean should we even get this new studio should we just like put it on pause and just i'll go to puerto rico it kind of feels like people are just scrambling they're like everyone's leaving so i gotta do it too yeah yeah and everyone's like yeah this la chapter's over man you can just feel that things are ending here you know it's kind of you know it's gonna suck for everybody what when uh when all like these executives and stuff get vaccinated and they're like i'm just going back to my home in cali yeah then everyone that moved to these other cities are like wait i i thought it was yeah nah nah i kept my place back there you know just in case yeah you know they got the office for me over there so you know and my mom's over there so i think i'm just gonna head back and uh yeah yeah actually no you know it's you know here's the grim thought all right this is dark as [ __ ] every executive right now went to their hometown you know to like live with their old people and then you know what oh wow that's not you know and then they go i can take that inheritance and yeah move back thanks don't mind paying 13 with all this new money i got so [Music] big rp i'm putting five resistance on for you i'm putting five resistance 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fan of her and i'm a fan of the class i can talk a little [ __ ] about it today oh my god the dude i was with the dude i was riding with my coach today oh what did he say it was so [ __ ] funny oh man sometimes you just you'll just start talking because they have to fill space and they'll go yeah that's a story for another time [Laughter] don't laugh like that because no one else in the studio and you when you laugh by yourself like it's not real you gotta super exaggerate it yeah oh man it's so funny just thinking about that just twitch streaming on a peloton yeah in a big ass studio one camera guy thank you for the bits whew that's the story for another time [Laughter] at five resistance let's go hey guys we want to take a quick break to thank the sponsor of today's episode capsule in this world you can get pretty much anything delivered to your door so why are you still going to the pharmacy to pick up your prescription yeah why idiot capsule is a new kind of pharmacy that hand 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women these are just millionaire baddies [Laughter] we need billionaire billionaire baddies that's good they have to be actual billionaires who is the hottest billionaire well [Music] jeff bezos has 192 billion dollars that's so [ __ ] stupid look at this top 15 sexiest billionaires on men's xp.com yeah i can't believe this is real you know you know ugly i'm looking at all right so i'm looking at this list and the first woman shows up at rank 13. francois bettencourt meyers and family she's french okay alice walton go ahead sergey brin co-founder of google this guy is a four you know effective steve balmer no shade so am i but straight up this is not a sexy man mark zuckerberg is number 15 on this list get the [ __ ] out of here get the actual [ __ ] out of here uh dude let's talk about free britney what do you think um oh yeah i was gonna say a second ago okay you don't you're not the gossip about all the [ __ ] talk we do guys all right not everything used to be a free britney podcast okay i um when did you watch it i watched it like four days ago or something yeah same something like that sunday i think i watched it what if i just came in here like you know i agree with her dad that [ __ ] is crazy that [ __ ] is crazy and i think he did the right thing i think actually she deserved it i think it's crazy offensive honestly i agree with the brother yeah dude how much of a dick was that guy man oh god bro brother that guy is stuck i can't believe they just kind of let that slide by like they were like and then his brother got interviewed briefly by this like radio host and the brother is like what did he say he said yeah i don't know the women in the family are just kind of strong-willed and they just like they like to do what they want sucks being one of the two guys in the family though yeah yeah host was like sounds kind of constitutional man it sounds like yeah but these women are just free-willed like it sounds like that's kind of fine and he was like yeah i know crazy the host hit him with some question and he he and then he had like a well yeah like one of those moments yeah or he ate a [ __ ] gummy worm well um no then he ended he said so have you talked about have you talked to brittany about this and he's like yeah of course i mean she's wanted to get out of it for like years now but you know we'll see where it ends up it's like yeah is that an answer to this question she's being held hostage she's a prisoner and you're like yeah we'll see where it ends up what does that even mean we'll see where it ends up the whole i think that whole stint of crazy [ __ ] that people said about her i didn't you know i didn't even realize the extent that people went to with like bagging on her i just remember like she shaved her head and people called her psycho and i and i thought i don't i don't think that's that crazy i mean they i don't know it is a pretty wild thing to do nowadays maybe not because it's like but back then that was a pretty weird thing to do i mean it was abnormal it was definitely abnormal and like but like the way the media painted it was like especially with those pictures that was interesting is hearing the background of the that famous picture of her like you know looking crazy at the paparazzi yeah she like beat his car or whatever i'm very rarely do i get an urge to like want to hurt somebody i want to knock that paparazzi out oh my god that guy he's like yeah we needed each other you know it was like totally mutual no like mutual respect there like she needed me i need no [ __ ] off dude no your career was unnecessary nobody needed you yeah i mean like i don't know i don't know like it yeah it it had to have been hell to be like an a-list celebrity at like the peak of tabloid culture you think about social media kill the tabloids yeah it did and and good yeah you know yeah i i i you know i was actually thinking all it would take to murder tmz is for like ad services you know like third party like even like google adsense and [ __ ] like if they just like ban like the domains like oh tmz nah we don't serve ads to that that would goodbye yeah i think they'd be gone yeah overnight because their traffic doesn't come from television i feel like so much of it is the internet with tmz you know yeah modern day tabloids yeah yeah yeah but the problem is they can just sell ads themselves yeah that's the problem and people still buy them remember like twice remember ign used to like you ever go on ign.com uh not england not a ton not really no was it ign yeah it wasn't ign i used to go on gaming news and they used to brand their entire website with whatever ad company bought it oh yeah they do like yeah they do those full-on takeovers yeah like the whole website was themed like the entire background was the cover of the video game that was being advertised i usually think that was insane but they were probably making money for that oh huge bro this is like [ __ ] ugh like weird flashbacks but i remember i had i was working on some kind of page takeover like that and i just remember being pure hell trying to write that kind of experience into a targeted ad like placement oh my [ __ ] god i can't even imagine like every time they went to do one of those full page takeovers like it must have been like a development [ __ ] nightmare you just got people you know making tons of money off it they're like just i we told them that we could cover the whole page and the developer's like whoa why why the [ __ ] would you say that you're like dude i was just you know someone said it was possible we gotta figure this out yeah though the the uh the the asset that they gave us though it can't be perfectly centered it has to be five pixels to the right because the title uh you know is is shifted a little bit to the right so what do you mean it has to be five what yeah yeah you just have to move everything you just got to move it five pixels everything yeah that's gonna [ __ ] up the whole [ __ ] layout of the site yeah but these the anime titties are in the cover and they want the titty showing so they five sec five things you just wouldn't if you wouldn't mind this is just one of mine in the next hour two if you don't mind thank you bro ad development oh my god i've never bruh bruh those are the some of the dumbest most frustrating people i've encountered in my entire life we used to we used to like code experiences like for stuff that was on tv and film and you'd have you have print people walking up to our monitor with [ __ ] rulers and like edges of paper trying like putting that on the screen it'd like to line [ __ ] up and then they would like go to their computer and then come to mind and be like it just it seemed like it wasn't and then they put a ruler up and it'd be dead ass center or like you know on one line they go ah that's weird yeah it's on my computer it didn't look right it's like the [ __ ] same on everyone you think i have a hard-coded that it changes for whatever [ __ ] model that's funny this is some of the dumbest people oh yeah i made it [ __ ] up on yours yeah purposely [Laughter] holy [ __ ] bruh like they like they didn't understand that um monitor displays like have like kind of differing colors or you know like some monitors are shitty so monitors are good so we get a ton of that or like the red just doesn't seem the same red and i'm like yeah just die you're not meant for this era just go away anyway sorry sorry ptsd but now it's fine yeah no i i um i agree with her brother i think it would suck honestly having like strong-minded females strong-winded women in your house and you're outnumbered you're one of the two guys in the family pretty emasculating to be honest like [ __ ] would suck we should talk more about the bride yeah i think that i think that the if if the people who didn't get enough attention in the documentary the brother kevin fetterline the damn jt too you know i think justin dillon deserved a little bit more shine in that documentary i think they painted him in a really negative light dude he was oh man when you see it i don't know you know i feel like i i you know when people talk about like the patriarchy now and stuff like that yeah like but in the not like the [ __ ] that jay leno said about brooklyn yeah boobs on like live tv the way justin timberlake just treated her and was like totally everyone was cool with that that's [ __ ] up dude i never knew jay leno said that [ __ ] i'm [ __ ] my [ __ ] my jaw hit the floor i'm like this is crazy like i was thinking about that line he just said and how many people are like oh my god how many old people like jay leno is such a showman such a showman oh it's like tattoos just getting on the internet being like hey get a load of these girls weird boobs like you look at that and you'll be like we've come a long way in terms of toxic masculinity i think we're doing pretty good but considering that that used to be totally acceptable that was totally fine it was dope yeah britney spears is you know waxing her boobies or whatever what did these even say yeah can we get the quote hold on it was something i like he said it and i was like what that's not like some weird sketch or something guys uh what one second we want to take a quick break real real quick to thank another sponsor of today's episode and that's expressvpn you know what is not fair no well i'll tell you noelle the fact that netflix hides thousands of shows from you based on your location and then has the nerve to increase their stinking prices on you wow that's right starting at the end of this month they're raising prices once again you didn't know that newsflash ugh yeah sorry uh now you can you could just cancel your subscription in pro now you could just cancel your subscription in protest sometimes it takes me a couple times to get the intonation right or you could be smart about it and make sure you're getting your full money's 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lean this is some of the worst beat boxing [Music] oh [Laughter] who calls you lake dude yeah who calls you late well that's just your agent no one else calls you that [Laughter] yo what's good thanks for pulling up tabitha bro how many how many people how many people would try to greet him like that and justin felt like he was a superior beat boxer there's two morons in the room tablets have a timberlake how we doing i'm not as good as you i can't quite nail it like you do but gotta say by the way love the bandana i could never pull that off you're you're killing it like dude you are killing it with that bandana brother how many of these [ __ ] [ __ ] made horrible puns about his name and like women being wet oh man you know why they call him timberlake because he gets the ladies wet wetter than an ocean out there telling you anyways yeah so i'm going to take 15 of his shelfie i'm going to get going but uh i [ __ ] figured it i'm [ __ ] mad that any any girl ever tried to tell me that this dude was some form of an ideal man yeah it's crazy that you could have just gotten away with that i was in front of a live audience probably like over a thousand people bro and and i was on tv and nobody was like that was a little bit bad like nothing about that was displayed any sort of talent like like i think there were people i think definitely people like a sound engineer saw that i was like yo that was ass [Laughter] it is too scared to say anything though he's he's probably so [ __ ] obsessed with justin there's his job he brings it up dude that [ __ ] sucked right that's one of those clips it's jt you kidding me that was one of those clips where i'd allow for like a viner or someone to do like you know you know when they like put themselves into that moment but like you know people used to do that they take some [ __ ] viral clip and then like make a vine like reacting to that thing as if they were there oh right okay yeah yeah that's the clip from the studio that day yeah yeah yeah that's the clip where i'd let that fly like just him on stage because like the sound engineer he just like looks over the camera dude like he's like yeah this [ __ ] sucks yeah and the agents in the middle like that's why he's the best right there wow you're a star what a star what a star this guy it's like you can't be stopped [ __ ] you saw the freaking freaking wasn't that on the hip i think it was that i didn't think it was that good oh cry me a river jamie that [ __ ] was awesome yeah i don't know man yeah so i mean his brother he treated brittany like [ __ ] she just got i mean i don't know maybe it's just the way that the documentary painted the whole thing but she got stomped on man it's like she just no matter where she went it was like a thousand camera dudes like don't drive anyone [ __ ] crazy i mean yes and the way she and then the way she was just constantly talked about in the media like which is all about sex is it never not about her like sexual life yeah like who the [ __ ] can you imagine publicly talking about whether or not someone in the in the spotlight is a virgin nowadays what the [ __ ] is that that okay so that i have two things one that part to me was was like genuinely [ __ ] sick that's [ __ ] gross yeah 18 19 year old girl and you're a grown ass man being like so what's up with that hymen yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah welcome to the show you're on national tv what's up with have you [ __ ] it has anybody [ __ ] in yeah you messing around at all getting your [ __ ] puss rammed huh whole audience like hey come on tell the people what's up with you we want to know who have you sucked off recently anyone had how did that reporter ask that question and no one in that room beat that guy's [ __ ] head no that's true i had nobody next to him well like yo you're a [ __ ] creep just like knocking his ass out cause that's what i'm saying it was like that was normal yeah hey so uh are you still evading yeah i'm gay but the audience wants to know i don't care i don't care i don't care i wouldn't suck on those boobies bro the other thing that pissed me off was like i don't want to hear any okay that conservative ass mom reporter who was like being ultra critical of her like to the point where she cried what was her she had like the little you know yeah she had like that little boy scout haircut one thing that struck me was like i feel like a lot of old uh like entertainment interviewers were like kind of like that or like people like i just have memories of like barbara [ __ ] um walters type people interviewing pop stars and [ __ ] and then there's like i feel like there's this clear like shaming that they're doing like in the documentary and just you know from that period i feel like it kind of furthers that like you're not a good girl why are you showing cleavage it's like [ __ ] you just cause you're old and you look like [ __ ] and you're upset that someone is like looks better than you you old [ __ ] [ __ ] you first of all yeah and secondly i i don't think anyone can be critical of brittany especially like old people because like to your point about like a thousand cameras in your face everywhere you go [ __ ] cameron [ __ ] can't handle a cell phone camera yeah you know when they're like getting irate so exactly yeah yeah you got 60 cameras and you watch that thing get stop filming that's illegal you need my consent to film yeah i mean and it was like and for the vast majority of the clips they showed she was like exceedingly calm in the yeah the paparazzi like she never blew up ever like even when they were in front of her car she was trying to get out of she never had security with her either like she was just her there's like these sweaty fat dudes like like you know over her with the camera and she never once was like freaked out or or like looked like she felt overly threatened it's like you gotta have a pretty level head to like be cool in that situation and um what the [ __ ] oh yeah it's like the epitome of like building someone up to tear them down like the way that the media just talked about her like in a sexual sense over and over and over again and then as soon as she's like started showing cleavage they're like you're a [ __ ] yeah it's like but you mate you created this what are you talking about like yeah you forced her to like i don't it's just bizarre it's like you made this part of her image and now she's like trying to just be a woman and you're like tearing me down i think that was like kind of one of the interesting parts about all this is that i think now when people get popular weirdly you see like audiences feel responsible for caring about the person which i think is a it's a newer thing you know or like what do you mean or or maybe it's newer what i mean is a tabloid could just like wreck your like image and who you are like indiscriminately and there's no voice for your fans who maybe disagree with that or you know um want to push back against that what i'm saying is now i feel like there's this notion that if you're a fan of someone and if that artist or that person says i'm feeling down or this feels like too much or whatever like i feel like now audiences feel responsible for being like yo like you know we we should support this person and if they see shitty comments like they're the first ones to be like [ __ ] you they're going through something you don't know what it's like to be them like blah blah whereas i feel like in the tabloid era you couldn't really do that like a tabloid could just be like this person's a [ __ ] and then everyone just has to okay that's it like there's no refuting that there's no going against it yeah because i just feel like tabloids and all that could just like take one thing and pile it on and then just run with that yeah and like what were you if you were some person who's like i don't think brittany's a [ __ ] what the [ __ ] can you do about it yeah you're right into the tabloids yeah stop it don't print that leave britney alone yeah and everyone makes it i mean yeah the media could just there was one narrative and that was the problem is that it was so like especially with the jt [ __ ] it was so um you know like i don't know it was like male i don't just [ __ ] they they preferred justin's side of the story you know what i'm saying yeah and they could just easily beat her down and so that's exactly what the narrative was well i think it just like it feels a lot of that [ __ ] like horseshit like old-school conservative ideology where it's just like oh you know this is what a lady looks like this is what a you know a young woman is supposed to behave like then brittany it's always like highlighting like look how [ __ ] she is you know what i mean like yeah i don't know stupid um it just makes me think i wonder how many other like female artists that they're like women artists that they did that to in that era that like we just don't even realize because there's no like crazy documentary about it i would have to assume there's tons of them yeah yeah yeah i mean the music industry back then must have been just like brutal yeah especially to women like oh my god yeah because the music because the labels had all the power back then they don't really anymore it's like independent artists a lot of the time like with tick tock and everything like the power is now more in the artists hands more than ever before but back then it was like you got to give everything away you got to sign the 360 deal and they got a piece of everything and they own you and they can they can you know put you out if they want to if another person is competing with you it's like but what did we find out what happened with the mom because everyone's asking that question like where the [ __ ] was the mom during all of this they didn't bro they didn't touch on her one time yeah absolutely jamie no lynn sorry jamie lynn is the is the sister name is jamie the mom's name is lin and they named their daughter jamie lynn spears yeah that's [ __ ] bizarre too why is no one talking about that um i just wonder where the mom was like why didn't she have any say in this it's like the dad was out of her life the whole time and then he just all of a sudden steps in and just gets all of her money i didn't really understand how that whole [ __ ] went down they're back cody want you we gotta take a quick break for a ad by the way but cody don't you let him know who's back well gladly manscaped is back hey fellas we are in the thick of winter and the storms are brewing it looks like one to three inches are in the forecast when you trim that hibernation bush that's taking place in your pants this is always so much fun to read luckily our partners at manscaped specialize in products to make sure you're walking around town with beautiful snowballs manscaped is here to provide you with the best tools for your grooming experience offering precision engineered tools for your family 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she had a couple of opportunities to just sort of stick up for me and she didn't which is fine but at that time you know i fought back and that's the way i fought back i used my mind i came up with a song man you're so cool bro you wrote a diss track for on a woman that's crazy that's crazy [Laughter] damn 2007. he gets on some awards show and he tells brittany to stop drinking and not to get sloppy holy [ __ ] the [ __ ] gall on this guy man oh wait wait wait kelsey was telling me about this other clip about him on an awards show and he makes fun of someone's mom who's like english isn't their first language or something do you have that clip uh god it was who is like shakira's mom or something like that and he gets right he gets on stage after her and he's like oh wasn't that cute and he like mocks her in her accent wow god damn it we gotta find that oh then uh we don't have the clip that's fine yo play play that yeah yeah box uh mocks rihanna's mother's accent oh nice justin i wanna hear this i gotta hear this real quick let this one play luke mock award for right now and if someone doesn't send me my real brit in the mail um there will be hell to pay thank you very much for this i i'm very flattered uh i'm actually on tour so i couldn't be there everyone have a great night um stop drinking you know who you are i'm speaking to you stop drinking you're gonna get sloppy uh okay is gonna say something bad about you um you guys have fun tonight thank you very much for this whoa what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] that wasn't that long ago that wasn't two thousand so i'm saying man you know if but if it wasn't for justin again her this this is a strong-willed woman who just you know exactly i mean this is just restitution for brittany's brother man it's tough out there for dudes so awesome yeah man keep we do we have any more clips or is there anything else good in this holy [ __ ] after brittany went through her breakdown justin oh it's a song it's a song we can't do it okay okay explain this world has long been full of madonna wannabes and i might have even dated a couple but there is like this is only what [ __ ] is the worst so right now it is one of the true thrills and privileges of my life to stand on this stage and induct madonna into the rock and roll hall of fame like when it comes to the audience and you just see another old dude go yeah it's like oh my god 2009 i'd like to think that at first he'll date a popular female singer publicly they'll claim to be virgins but privately he hid it [Applause] nice nice 2009 2009 why are we still talking about her virginity nice sniff and how she lost it is [ __ ] weird yeah it's just like what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] oh man this is this is crazy it's pretty alarming when you see all this [ __ ] back to back right yeah you just you just kind of highlight like i mean when you're a punching bag for like 20 years it has to make you go a little bit and i mean i'm not calling i mean she i don't know i'm not calling her crazy she's definitely a little off right you look at her instagram post and you're like something's not right here but i think i think i'd be off if i was in her scenario as well i think so too that's what i'm saying like nice it's just it's man we've laughed at her posts on this podcast yeah no we're completely getting her before yeah but it's just i don't know it's wild when you see it like this is like oh my god she's i didn't no idea you know i was just part of this i think that's the problem though i think that you know from that tabloid era like they just spun one message and that [ __ ] stuck with you like you just kind of thought oh yeah that's that's got to be it's got to be true right you know she shaved her head like she's [ __ ] nuts right yeah and uh i mean it just it just sucks like it and it's so it when you think about it it's [ __ ] pathetic like how many [ __ ] supposed comedy writers and show writers and all of this [ __ ] just were like oh what if we did a britney joke yeah damn this whole game you guys have been a hack for like how long now that [ __ ] is wild man oh my god yeah dude let's do like a throwback joke about you you [ __ ] britney spears when you guys were dating in the 90s remember that when she claimed she was a virgin should we throw it back to that that'd be cool oh bogus claimed that she was a virgin when we all know you [ __ ] hit it dog right lake right you're freaking lazy freaking freaking freaky you freaking freaking hit it dog you got in that pika pika [ __ ] dog you were in brittany's [ __ ] puss right britney sucked you off dawg i don't know you just been drinking women respect or juice for like the last 30 minutes but it was you know it was [ __ ] up all that's [ __ ] up yeah that being said though like the free britney people like standing outside of the courtroom it's like oh my god find a [ __ ] better cause you know what i'm saying i spent an all day outside of the like it's what they're gonna do they're gonna come get you they're gonna come get you i'm on their side i'm saying i free britney like this shit's [ __ ] up she should not first of all the whole conservatorship is thing is wild as [ __ ] but do you think anything would have been different if they didn't do that yes what do you think the whole thing came from the podcast episode that those girls i don't think the people standing outside the courtroom with signs that say free britney did anything but i might be wrong it's like she no matter how i mean yeah we've talked about it for the last 30 minutes and she's in a really messed up place but she's still super rich and lives in a giant mansion and is a celebrity yeah yeah i mean she definitely has her career to stand on regardless of the shitty people yeah um that's i mean i think that's the craziest part from all this is it's i would have to imagine a conservator is probably redefined in this whole scenario especially if you're yeah i mean or like i wonder if it's like it's such a unique case of someone that's young that was totally mentally yeah it's stable and super rich it's like has to be one of the only scenarios of somebody losing their estate to someone else when they're like made all the money themselves and they're young that piece of [ __ ] lawyer that was like you know she was speaking about how conservatorship works yeah and she's like i've never seen a conservatorship successfully re you know revoked and she and it's like oh after filming this she goes back and joins you know jamie's jamie spears legal team it's like you just like spoke in a documentary covering how [ __ ] up this scenario is like you don't have any bit of decency to be like you know i get you got to feed your family and [ __ ] but you literally just did a documentary where they're highlighting this issue yeah and you go you know [ __ ] it i'm still trying to get paid from that exact same conservatorship baby [Laughter] she's like yeah i don't want to say anything to [ __ ] this case up because that is my new portion so part of that is mine okay so we're just gonna we're gonna keep it vague i'm gonna keep it real chilled yeah i don't know man very bizarre all right moving on shout out to her brother man i feel for that yeah dude yeah but yeah but basically what i'm trying to say is um i'm on the i'm on team brother whatever his name is yeah [ __ ] brother spears i don't know what it is pickle spear pickle spears hey you see that you see that woman the other day shave her head that wasn't a good idea now her head matches her weird boobs says to my wife hey hey thank you thankfully you got a lot of hair you know because now i'm not focused on your weird boobs [Applause] people ask me if i think you know britney spears if she's attractive i'd say i i say she's a [ __ ] like what the [ __ ] yeah that's that's what his comment was you know you don't you want you don't want to bring her home back to mom he basically called her like a [ __ ] or whatever yeah yeah and and you know i started to her face and she would just take it like you know she'd be like yeah i mean she'd just play the part because she had bro it's wild anyways been talking about this for too long all right we're gonna take another quick break to thank another sponsor of today's episode and that's dordash dinner check deodorant check morning pick me up from dunkin check get everything you need whenever you need it with doordash doordash connects you with the restaurants you love right now and right to your door and now you can get the grocery store essentials you need with doordash too get drinks snacks and other household items delivered in under an hour ordering is easy open the doordash app choose what you want from where you want and your items will be left safely outside your door with the contactless delivery drop-off setting with over 300 000 partners in the u.s puerto rico canada and australia you can support your neighborhood go-to's or choose from 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going to be like more of a lighthearted segment like we could do celebrity valentine's day after this because we all know the celebs like to celebrate valentine's day in their own special way yeah you know like taking their um children's life's earnings as pop star performers that and celebrating with their new wives exactly or um you know wearing a vial of the other ones blood around their neck like fox does now with mgk yeah weird but anyways all right go ahead let's get dark for a second i just found out my 38 male wife 30 female has been sexting with a co-worker when i reached out to family for advice i found out a family secret i'm not sure what the hell i'm supposed to do strap the [ __ ] in my wife and i have been together for seven years i gotta pee but keep reading yeah my wife and i have been together for seven years married for four we had our ups and downs as all couples do but i never doubted for a second that she would be with me for life like a lot of people i have been extremely depressed for a little bit now but the last few weeks have been soul crushing i was breaking down crying every day for two weeks i had lost my mom almost a year ago everything with covid unhappy at work it was just taking its toll on me the one thing i had was my family my wife and our two-year-old daughter god damn we have had the same issues pretty much throughout our relationship they were serious issues to me but not deal breakers my wife is younger than me and had been spoiled her entire life by her parents which produced a young woman who was not used to having to do stuff on her own when we met i challenged her to break from that behavior for her own good she did make strides but i still do majority of things for the house and our lives i'm fine with that i knew what i signed up for and to be honest i love being a doting husband and taking care of my wife damn smells like it's a simp all right sorry i'm sitting in a weird way so it's caused me to breathe crazy you're just here in time a little over a year ago she got a job at the usps as a cca we knew it would be tough but not how bad it actually was we were talking 60 plus hours a week there were stressful times with the money was good and knowing that this part was only temporary made it bearable i continued taking care of everything at home and with our daughter i only asked her to take care of a few things and that was good enough for me she would do well for the most part but occasionally things would come up and we would talk about talk it out and things will go back to normal a few days ago we had one of these arguments only this time it ended with her saying she wasn't happy had it not been for a long time she was scared to bring it up but she wanted to try separation i hated that idea all of my other issues with depression instantly went away and the only thing i had on my mind was making sure my family stayed together it had been an awful four days i could not look at her or our daughter without breaking down we had plenty of space for the most part as she was at work most days until late and we would only see each other for a few hours the first day was super [ __ ] awkward but i was pushing for normalcy and there was in a sense the one thing we agreed with uh is the most important thing was our daughter i told her i hated the idea but would go along with it if that's what she wanted it was so unbelievably hard not to text her all day or call and check in the stuff we had been doing for years i was pouring my heart out pleading for anything that i could do but she was not giving me anything that i've given me anything and i felt so helpless god damn all right here we go last night she went to her best friend's house to hang out and i assumed to vent i did something i am not proud of and i looked at a facebook conversation they had been having desperate for any insight about what i could do to win her back of course i found something i didn't want to see there's a screenshot from a convo that said me on my back you on my dick my hands on your ass and she said he is doing too much i flew into a rage and told her to come home immediately where she confessed that she had been sexting with a married co-worker of his she said she hadn't been attracted to me in a while and it was exciting god damn nobody gets worried this guy this is way worse she said it had been going on for five months but there had been nothing physical in the picture sent only words of course the words i saw from him had me doubting that i assumed the worst and told her that she had to go and said some things i'm not proud of i told her that she was not welcome back until i said so we spoke this morning after tensions died and she was horribly apologetic saying she wants to make this right and what she did was wrong blah blah blah blah i just had to say real quick this guy seems so nice that when he's like i said some things i'm not proud of i imagine them just being [ __ ] pillow hands for statements like yeah you shouldn't have done this you were disappointing to me yeah i'm not mad i'm just disappointed i was lost and i called my dad i remember that he and my mom had separated when i was younger and my brother had told me he had cheated she took him back so i wanted to get some insight on how that played out okay yeah okay so he's found out his wife is cheating on him he is seeking advice in his father because the mom cheated on him right no um he cheated on the mom he cheated on the mom and going back she took him back so he's going to him to be like you know you're a piece of [ __ ] yeah my wife is yeah there's any hope give me some ideas all right now strap in because this [ __ ] um is bad she took him back so i wanted to get some insight on how that played out i was not ready for all what he told me he had not just had an affair i'm going to use a different word here but he had a assaulted my older sister and attempted to assault my brother none of us are his biological kids my brother and sister had the same dad and my bio father left when i was two my mom met dad and they married and he was an amazing father to me he told me the reason wow he told me the reason he told me is because he feels guilty and that he thinks i am an amazing man he feels guilty that i think he's an amazing man they separated for a time but my mom took him back eventually i think just because of the safety blanket and that he was taking care of us he never did anything to me and was truly a great dad i immediately called my brother and got the details and was just numb my sister texted shortly after to say uh whatever and i'm coming to terms with things so now this dude uh just lost his lady his dad and now his brothers and sisters are not his brothers and sisters and he's got a daughter and then that's just it why didn't why didn't the mom why didn't the sister and the brother tell the brother that they had been like violated ah bro that's such a that's such a brutal thing you know some people just it's one of those where they just want to take it to the grave it's it's so like demoralizing you know that's that's just like then the mom wait the mom took him back after he had done that to the kids that part's [ __ ] up that part's insanely [ __ ] up so you gotta lose your mom too yeah you can't i mean the first thing for this dude there's no trust there's no trust after this you got to take your daughter and you got to get the [ __ ] [ __ ] somewhere away you got to get the [ __ ] out of there man i've heard puerto rico is nice yeah seriously though like [ __ ] what do you do like that's that is some heavy heavy [ __ ] i well i think first of all the infidelity is easy you just like take screenshots of that you take that to a judge but now you're into a custody battle it's crazy that oh man it's crazy that he tries to motivate her to be independent and like self-sufficient and then she just ends up finding a another dude holy [ __ ] [ __ ] man man i mean 60 hours a week is such a strain on a relationship already i missed that part i don't know yeah she was like working 60 hours a week so then she kind of got 43 hours a week yeah so he's like never seen her anyways yeah at that point but like you know he's he clearly like gives a [ __ ] about her and imagine how bad the wife feels right now oh it's like it's like i feel so bad for cheating on you and what else happened yeah yeah was it worth it damn yeah if i feel for this dude man in the worst way man go yeah and that [ __ ] about his brothers and i mean i mean dude you couldn't even expect your brother to want to say some [ __ ] like that like if you're the older if you're the older sister especially and you see the relationship they have you want to just take your not brother and be like yo dude um that guy did this to me by the way yeah but how do you know it's not also happening to him like how do you how do you know for a fact why wouldn't you want to confirm and be like hey daddy some pretty [ __ ] up things to me i want to make sure he's not doing them to you too i mean the thing that's not clear here is like you know is there a shot that the older brother and older sister didn't know that that happened to each other yeah maybe you know like like is he did he learn that the dad did this but the older sister doesn't even know that right right right he did it to the you know what i'm saying yeah yeah so that's the other part that's crazy which is [ __ ] up because i mean that's yeah the two the older siblings are now walking around with this horrible secret and like they don't know and like they don't want to say [ __ ] it's like the most like that's a horrible thing to have to admit yeah my dad he [ __ ] did this to me it's terrible i don't want to keep saying it but um yeah i read this [ __ ] and just like it's [ __ ] brutal and you know it sucks man i think like you know i hope this isn't one of those like it doesn't seem like it one of these like fiction writing stories for [ __ ] relationship advice it's crazy that a a website like reddit it's truly the only place like some people genuinely feel like they have you know what i mean yeah it's like oh i can't i i can't you know i can't get to a therapist for some reason or whatever i just got to put this somewhere at least put on a [ __ ] internet forum i mean you know what's crazy about reddit is like as much as we bag on it it's like it's like the mod it's like the best source for like real information yeah yeah it's completely assertive you find yourself searching in google something something reddit if you actually want real info from people on it yeah yeah no definitely just it's so common now like it autocomplete will say it after whatever you're searching it'll say reddit because so many people are searching that you want to know best restaurants best whatever best way to deal with something best like if other people are having the same issue with you and physically mentally whatever search that and then read it and you'll get like great real info um yeah sorry i just zoned out for a second but yeah no i mean i feel like it's the it's like the only way that you can find like actual input and like direction on [ __ ] i don't even feel like google is useful just like typing some [ __ ] in and then just like 10 links from 2007 that are like yeah me me yeah all right guys uh sorry for the darkness but that was i mean it's definitely interesting to read that it's like wow yeah it was uh you know it was just such an intense story i felt like it was worth highlighting it was just it's crazy um anyway sorry we had to do the kid cudi we really did sorry we did the kid cutting bro bro walking slush yeah we're gonna end it on a little a little meme sound board all right seen the bonus we're gonna talk about a bunch of [ __ ] we got like uh what do we got on the docket um six lines new music snippets celebrity valentine's day uh gorilla glue girl now we're not gonna [ __ ] hate that oh my gorilla glue man i hate that story producer surprise we got a bunch of stuff so stay tuned we'll see you in the bonus uh patreon.com tinymeatgang if you want to subscribe for the bonus episodes and we'll see you there bye

Channel: Tiny Meat Gang

Views: 533,345

Rating: 4.9612441 out of 5

Keywords: Framing, Britney, Spears, Free Britney, Jay Leno, Hulu, Britney Spears, Peloton, Logan, Paul, Puerto Rico, Federline, Paparazzi, Ally Love, Justin, Timberlake, Relationship, advice, leno, jay

Id: xGHT0NAzE5I

Length: 71min 23sec (4283 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 18 2021

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Idk the exact time stamps of the Britney topic I accidentally ate 160mg edible (what kind of number?) and I can’t think