Episode 179 - we. are. rolling.

all right you rolling yeah i'm rolling i'm wrong okay i'm rolling i'm rolling yeah you're rolling okay i'm rolling too mm-hmm hold on thirsty [Applause] ah you rolling yeah i'm rolling a cigarette you have a cigarette [Music] that's so like i'm rolling it's so dry [Music] all right dude i'm rolling you ready to go yeah ready let's go all right let's do it [Laughter] ladies and gentlemen remember usually you can get two hours of us rolling when you sign up at patreon.com tinymeatgang that's actually the bonus episode today is we're going live and we're gonna roll like oh we're doing molly live i didn't yeah we're doing molly that's really yeah we're popping a bean what's up guys welcome to the tmg podcast this is actually today's episode today's free episode but if you want uh the bonus episode that went up today as well you can find that on our patreon that's patreon.com tinymeatgang and uh the the free episode will be ad free as well on there so uh and if not thanks and enjoy this one peace peace f1 you know f1 testing was this weekend what does that mean it means lewis hamilton uh tested positive for not inserting into any goblins i'm just trying to think of phrases for like ugly people which is mean chocolate is pretty good yeah yeah i said troglodyte earlier but we're redoing the bit guys just for you lewis hamilton positively not [ __ ] any troglodytes this weekend that's actually what it says in the f1 app lewis hamilton shows great pace this weekend he's positively not having sex with any troglodytes this weekend absolutely not he made sure to reissu he made sure to reassure espn uk that he's only having sex with absolute dime pieces that sounds like michael keaton doesn't it you're a [ __ ] guy batman yeah absolute dime pieces absolutely darn pieces bro hey he actually did not do great in testing this weekend so you know maybe maybe that's the problem maybe maybe he's left with an eight and it's just [ __ ] his whole world up it's thrown him off completely yeah he went back into she goes to therapy for it i just i'm so lost doc i mean i i what happened i just i keep i have no place i [ __ ] an ate i've not placed these lips on a breast any smaller than a d cup in eight years i don't that's not d cups not even necessarily make you a 10. i'm just i'm getting into weird territory now look now you got these you got these these double double d's nuts oh in your mouth um yeah i i feel like um you're lagging again but it's fine i know and we're live farting farting farting partying farting party okay sorry we had to [ __ ] fix some technical difficulties but we're back and uh what were we talking about uh where's michael michael keaton michael k michael michael keaton's sucking on double d titties or something like that yeah we're just you know god we're joking about it i love a raging oh yeah right yeah louis you look great out there this weekend what are you feeling i feel like i'm gonna go right off track and have a copious amounts of sex this weekend i'm going to i'm going to have egregious amounts of sex with you look great out there on track today [Laughter] tell us what are your plans for the weekend i don't know really get my balls sucked probably going to have my ass eaten honestly probably going to have my ass eaten you ever done this before no lewis afraid not afraid of not here at bbc sky we can't say that you have to change [ __ ] you never had your ass eaten before your [ __ ] last name is eaten [Laughter] i'm telling you let her put a little finger in there feels quite nice just a little bit call me michael eaton tonight [Laughter] that's what i'm gonna do do your ass call me michael ate i can't even really do his voice but bruce [Laughter] monsta bruce what what oh you're gonna eat my ass [Laughter] master wayne they don't call me michael eaton for nothing are you good at eating ass i can't i can't be i could learn for you master way anything for you master wayne i learned i'll change my name to michael eaton [Laughter] that is so stupid holy [ __ ] louis in the pit dude saying i'm gonna get my ass eaten this weekend is so good [Laughter] yeah what can i say feel pretty good when's podium walks off big-ass bottle of champagne louis how are you gonna celebrate i'm gonna get my ass eaten i'm gonna go get my ass eaten [Laughter] i'm gonna fall on my back like a dog lift my legs in the air wrap my hands around the back of my knees and get my arse eaten i'm gonna go get my salad toss honestly if you want me to be honest [Laughter] uh i'm gonna go get my ass eating like a goddamn creme brulee it's like it's like borderline australia i'm gonna go get my rc you've got a creme brulee like like a goddamn like a go goddamn muesli look at me [ __ ] ass eating goddamn [ __ ] you want to [ __ ] eat my ass be my arse i don't know i don't know man oh bro i'm gonna get my [ __ ] rc [Laughter] um ah you wanna try another accent um mate i want to get my [ __ ] ass in oh shush hide oh [ __ ] get my arse eaten i'll be saying how do you stay happy saint patty's day by the way how are you going to celebrate noel i'm going to get my crack eaten wide open i'm gonna have the shite eaten out of my ass i wonder if i realize lassie to clean the [ __ ] out of my poop shovel i want to find me a nice lassi to shuffle the poop shovel in the shade of me crack with her tongue [Laughter] oh find me a nice lassie to shovel the shoulder [Laughter] luke and kyle sitting there right now it's like why work for these guys we work for these guys this is real life sorry we worked for these guys and kyle i'm sorry but oh god oh he's going i gotta find me a last a lucky class to eat the lucky charms out of my butt [Laughter] oh my god oh find me a nice lassi lick the dong after me they're after me dingleberries they're after me chocolate chips [Laughter] no luke is laughing kyle went to like a good school that's why we're not funny to kyle actually smart he's like oh yeah yeah my job is babysitting three-year-olds yeah so they can say poop and dung into microphones for a living oh man hey find me i don't know i see the shovel of the poop out of me hey guys we want to take a quick break to thank the sponsor of today's episode liquid iv with just one stick of liquid iv in 16 ounces of water you get two to three times the amount of hydration as just plain old boring ass water liquid iv has incredible hydration flavors like watermelon lemon lime lime and lemon and passion fruit and passion fruit and they recently launched strawberry imagine a freshly just imagine this for a second okay a freshly picked taste of ripe juicy strawberries topped with decadent notes of whipped cream and it hydrates you how sexy is that yeah i love pouring up a stick of liquid iv uh right before i masturbate because the taste is just so sensual it i'm joking nah i love no but it's good because i get dehydrated when i when i see yeah oh absolutely yeah like i go hard so by the end i'm sweating and yeah you 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also a [ __ ] he should be in jail wait why bro just jog my memory is forgetting 2.0 oh man you don't remember no but i'm not pretending to know about that that was my bad you guys last episode i was just talking out of my ass i had no idea i was not informed on the whole meghan markle thing and then finally after the episode i've so many people commented being like oh my god i can't believe she cody didn't know she was black they talked about it for like 15 minutes yeah and uh i admit that was that was my bad you know sometimes i'm not informed on things and what's going on i i was fully like i was offline like all week didn't barely were offline up here too it was just yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah no there was not a lot of seismic activity going on in that brain if i did a lie detector test it would have just been flat but i got caught up on it so now i know i know i didn't watch the interview still but i i listened to other people talking about the internet you at least know what she looks like now and now i know what she looks like and i know she's half black right uh yeah or like a like strong enough that it mattered to the royal family yes and there is um you know some sort maybe some sort of racism going on in the royal family probably is i mean come on yeah i mean yes that's true have you seen i don't know prince philip have you seen how old that guy is no that [ __ ] who bro let me get you a link to prince phil i still know nothing about this is the let me ask you this is the crown about the current royal family yeah it is wait hold on this is hilarious prince philip reportedly not aware of full extent of harry megan interviewed that's cause this dude is not aware of like anything his brain is completely off look at this dude this one is not aware where he's going ever he's not sentient bro oh my god oh my god this how is this guy still alive how old is he actually [ __ ] 100 175 1000. he's just trying to get his ass eaten dude yeah i'm just trying to get me prince philip how do you feel you just turned two hundred and four i'd like someone to eat my ass make me feel young again oh [ __ ] this dude was alive when they did like incantations when someone had like a cold yeah this dude this is probably racist [Laughter] i saw some tweet today that was like dream blunt rotation or whatever and this was the fourth picture and the other three were so [ __ ] weird it was like the most random god i gotta find that i'm gonna try and find her real quick oh man uh bonezone live by the way today you guys um they're not gonna know you're not gonna know but i know but i i figure i might as well let you know that it did happen yeah and uh and man and all the technology behind if you wanted i'm sorry it hit so hard that or they took so long that my protein shake is hitting right now oh so now what you have to i gotta i'm gonna just hold it until it's like def con i do i do too i also have to uh evacuate let's say i'm gonna empty my [ __ ] like prince phillip all right we hit the 50-minute mark let's hit it go go wait okay okay ah if yo [ __ ] working out what no i mean i like working out i like it but i don't like what the protein shakes do to me now oh yeah is it um you're putting too much protein in here shut up shut up sure you know anything about fitness yeah take it take it away cody let him know why because you need at least when you're cut when you're cutting or bulking you need at least 90 milligrams of protein per metric ounce of body lube nice nice uh no but you actually do have to eat a [ __ ] ton of protein when you're trying to build muscle or yeah or cut or whatever yeah just in general you should be eating a lot of protein i think if you want to look good i don't know yeah the uh the myth is one gram per pound but it's actually more like it's like point seven or something per pound i'm kind of on like the like i was burning a [ __ ] ton of calories before vacation um like you know i was i was doing like like when i was pelotonic i would burn like 1200 calories like every like i was going for two hours like oh my god so like weekly i was burning a [ __ ] ton of calories but i realized like it's just so i could eat more carbs because the only reason i was and it might be like my new fitness goal is just like work out hard enough where i can eat dessert all the time and not see the change in my body you know yeah i've arrived with that it's kind of like an old man approach though i like it my approach right now is just to put all the muscle in my legs so i actually just want to be as skinny as possible up top and with the biggest legs possible so you want to be like opposite of the yeah you know myron dudes yeah yeah i don't you wanna you wanna be you wanna be bottom-headed i want people to look at me and go this dude skips upper body day you wanna do what do you wanna have a gargantuan ass too yeah i want a huge ass mega quads hamstrings [ __ ] yolked like day every day baby yeah cavs [ __ ] bigger than biceps and people like yo you ever thought about like doing arms like nope nope no don't believe in it you can't even lift like a you know you can't lift like a wrench no yeah i want to be yeah i want to [ __ ] look like you could squat a car yeah but i want to look like i can't i can't even carry a single bag of groceries in [Laughter] she's got noodle arms i want to look like um what's the word atrophied from the waist up yeah yeah i'm gonna look like i got [ __ ] uh like prince harry yeah i want to look like prince phillip from the wastelands phillip that's my man but but i look like ronnie coleman from the waist down yeah that's sick that's actually a great goal philip coleman build i don't know if you guys have heard of it that's a great goal yeah so you're saying protein just runs through you sometimes like i remember i used to when i used to eat like like protein bars with a [ __ ] you know the ones that taste like cancer all of them taste like chemicals yeah they taste awful like that has to be somewhat bad for you yeah yeah in some way i don't know it's good for you we're saying this also i would go ahead no sorry as we say that i know someone we know or someone's listening to this eating like one of those big 40 grams of protein yeah yeah it's like triple metarx bar and they're just like med rx that's the one that my dad used to eat all the time yeah and i used to used to give me some as a child yeah that's why i was so jacked as a kid but usually the peanut butter ones i was obsessed with those things but this is what i'm saying is they would they give me like horrendous gas which means it's like melting it's got to be doing something you know it's not good it's not good i mean mine is pretty healthy man my it's just my initial shake for the day it gives me that [ __ ] that boo boo that it's just oats a banana some milk it's not even a lot of milk it's only eight ounces and still one and a half scoops of protein a little pb add it all up it's a lot of protein in there it's pretty overkill how many grams are we talking it's like over 35 which is pretty much a lot a lot yeah wow um all right we're gonna just pause real quick to take another quick break to talk about another sponsor of today's episode of fantastic sponsor capsule isn't going to the pharmacy the worst ever run under your prescription and dread getting a refill in this world you can get pretty much anything delivered to your door so why are you still going to the pharmacy to pick up your prescription yeah when there's capsule a new kind of pharmacy that hand delivers your prescription the same day for free free here's how capsule works it's so easy visit capsule.com takes 15 seconds to sign up all right exactly when your prescription is ready capsule will text you to schedule free delivery at a time you choose then a capsule courier hand delivers your medication to your door straight from the pharmacy in a tamper-proof package totally secure and if you have any 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here are my three top stock picks tesla planets amazon and tesla these are going to the moon first what you're going to do is download robinhood and you're going to buy what are called options now don't be scared you can lose a lot of money on these but you can also make a lot of money and that's what we're about here on this channel did you know that if you were to invest 20 30 years ago in tesla before it actually existed you'd today be a multi-billionaire i love all those parody tweets that are like if you invested in corn in 1838 you wouldn't have anything because you'd be dead bro i don't mean to like do the nft tick tock [ __ ] and i want to get back to the big gas news okay but did you see the [ __ ] i tweeted today uh let me see let me see this guy dug i deleted the tweet okay but this guy dug into nfts he was basically like i want to see i did a little research on on how nfts are like uh how the actual nft is associated to the image that you're buying or whatever yeah and he's like and i cannot believe what i found essentially every single nft platform is pointing towards a json file on their server meaning and meaning that if that company goes under like the nft is worth nothing so this is and and this is including the people piece that sold for 69 million dollars people is an artist that sold a collection of his artworks as one it was like a you know one piece with like 50 pieces in her 100 or whatever and it sold for 69 million dollars in an auction and that one same thing if that would nifty gateway or whatever that goes under like you're telling me json is the most important piece and if i walked into that building and i just press delete yeah i think so yeah i mean he goes into it i i'm not going into like the i don't really understand the technicals he was talking about ifps which i think is what is that um i [ __ ] [ __ ] so much that's actually that's i think that's exactly what happened nailed it yes yeah i've come down with an awful case of ifps bruce wayne master wayne i've come down with a horrible case of ifps i [ __ ] so much [ __ ] i can't even i can't do his voice and i need you to eat my ash it's not even this voice this is so blessed master bruce master [Laughter] so here hold on one second let me just bring up this [ __ ] where is that thread there it is uh and someone says someone's going crazy right now don't talk about nft we won't no but it's like the most important thing happening right now in tech in art in money and culture like you know what i'm saying no it's like not hottest one of the this one no it's not this one rp sold for 90 million dollars like shut up fool shut up and tell me about the big gas news yo enough with this [ __ ] lame ass [ __ ] nerd stuff nft more like don't dft don't [ __ ] talk about what's up with the it gas news fool so let me just read this guys he said in short right now it goes through this whole thread breaking down all the investigation he's done he says in short right now nfts are built on an absolute house of cards constructed by the people selling them it is likely that every nft sold so far will be broken within a decade will that make them worthless hard to say but it's just feels that's feeling more and more and more like a bubble but i i actually am like i actually am i really think nfts are a great like thing it's a great concept yeah everything right now just just stitch what you just stitched that guy's tweet with garyvee going like nfts are the [ __ ] future oh yeah yeah yeah wait luke do you have the uh tick tock that i sent of gary v getting ahead the impression of garyvee getting ahead please tell me you have that queued up i want to play for noel i i watched it we could play it again let's play it towards the end so i don't want to [ __ ] with your your delay big okay no no but it won't be because we're on discord that's right but what's up with the big ass news bro okay big gas news sorry we'll come back to that later i guess we'll let that episode man um big gas news our boy giggles oh yeah matthew mcconaughey matthew mcginn has landed on youtube officially i saw a tweet from someone that was like you know every road leads to youtube eventually every celeb youtube is the final frontier and in matthew's case that is true our man matthew is worth 50 million dollars he just bought a house on the big island of hawaii for seven million dollars right now this dude is gonna be doing [ __ ] all right ladies you know what it is i'm going to press that like for you man yeah oh my god 500 000 likes yes a million likes per video today today we're gonna be doing a uh makeup tutorial [Laughter] no no you ready you ready girlfriend what now ladies i wanna put on this makeup but i don't know how to do it and i don't have a lady friend to do it for me so i see what y'all like to do on this platform so i'm gonna do this i'm gonna make one of you my girlfriend to put on my makeup so my girlfriend can do my makeup on youtube and just the women slingshotting their underwear into the screen but only if you like i'm gonna pick one lucky woman who likes this video and i'm gonna pick you as the one less lovely girl several accounts open i like it i like it they're downloading nordvpn signing up from seven like 17 different countries i like it i'm sitting on the like button i'm sitting on the like button all right but he did so matthew mcconaughey is on youtube now and he posted an intro video explaining why he's it's so [ __ ] him it's awesome and i figure we should watch it together should we do it because it's amazing let's yeah let's pull that up the big gas news uh today in big gas news matthew mcconaughey is on youtube crazy i would i would if he was a stock i would buy it whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa wait turn off your echo echo mute luke i think you got to turn off your desktop audio or something no he's got it he's got a music discord real quick music [Laughter] you're good at you're good at doing that it's because i've been just huffing silicone lubricant this whole episode it just didn't [ __ ] is that even poor just middle of the episode oh [ __ ] oh dude dude that's so funny man michael k you need nice wait i can do the voice dude oh marsha wayne why do you have that you just huffing yeah yo let's go we gotta take a quick break to think another sponsor of today's episode manscape let's [ __ ] go okay wait to read this get prepared for st patrick's day with manscaped if you're gonna get a little lucky all right we're gonna get a little lucky a little lucky on saint patty's day manscaped is the global leader for for far below the waste grooming and the official sponsor of tiny meat gang to ensure you have the best tools for your family jewels visit manscape.com and use promo code tmg for 20 off and free international shipping why do they ship all the way to the shire because the manscape performance package is the ultimate men's hygiene bundle included in this new package is 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channel oh for the love of christ what are the healthiest nuts to eat matthew mcconaughey's advertising my cashews all right yo wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait i'm [ __ ] hold on before you get yeah before you pause it before why does he look like he's using a snapchat sunglass filter yeah okay those look fake listen i don't think those masks in the background are for any type of athletic event yeah that's four masks you know they're swinging they are swinging in that house oh yes they absolutely are oh my goodness all right rip it yeah all right all right all right yes the first three words this young man ever said on film thank you uh yes mcconaughey here and i want to welcome you to my youtube channel it's a destination where i'm going to share who i am who i'm not what i believe in what i don't what i'm doing what i'm not doing along with some approaches to life that i've found useful and constructive along the way prescriptions in the art of living that have helped me navigate this rodeo we all live in and even a bunch of bumper stickers that i've seen heard gathered and stolen along the way over my last 51 years here hopefully it's gonna be all killer no filler with some wraps and rhymes that can help you get back on time put a little reason to your rhyme some food for thought with a sip of wine bring your funny bone don't be afraid to bend a knee and join me in the chase to be more me with your chase to be more you what else are we really here to do don't forget to subscribe to my channel and click the notification bell to be notified when i post a new video check out the timing points i am looking forward to connecting with you so in the meantime finger it touch it touch it matthew do the whistle do the whistle on who you are who who you're not [Laughter] in your journey to be to become more youth tell me who i am tell me who i am there's going to be like 16 year old tick tock comments why did i lick the screen bro why did you stop all i can taste is my screen what a ridiculous um intro to youtube though yeah that's a i mean that could not be more him right all right all right all right all right all right a little rhythm to your rhyme a little similar sign with a glass of wine what are you what what are we talking about here you just gonna are you vlogging is this your intro to vlogging cause it's nice a little rhyme yeah little rhythm to your whoa kenny a lot of rhythm to yet whoa kenny wine on time a little rhythm to you jungle beats holla at him oh my god ronnie [Laughter] yeah i don't know man i mean to me i actually think he's he's playing himself a little bit i think he's gonna be a little too much what do you mean i i think people are gonna get over it i feel like part of the con was it was like you know you had to go seek it out you had to go watch a movie you know even even with a book you know you got to go buy it you got to read it now he's just cheapening his [ __ ] i mean give it three months he'll be on twitch there was no way before for us to learn about who he is who he's not what he's doing and what he's not doing that's the part that's the part that's crazy to me what hey y'all i'm just making a little video to let you know i am not any meat this week i'm not not [ __ ] tens constantly but i will be having a little roast beef you catch my drift in my lift now when i talk um this dude is just rhyming every other two sentences no but here's the thing like yeah this is the thing with a-list celebs on youtube like when will smith first came on youtube remember i was like i'm a big fan of his channel it's crazy like such high production value and all and then like his videos were getting like millions of views right off the bat and his channel was remember that he came on he was getting like 100 000 subs a day just yeah killing it videos were like really good pop and then it's like they just totally taper off like they don't they almost stop caring it just becomes like a promotion vehicle almost yeah for them yeah not to say i don't know i haven't watched a will smith video in forever but i'm still sub to them i still see them pop up and it's like they're way less popular let's just wondering if like dude if matthew mcconaughey did it one video a week where it was just him sitting in that office you know talking about whatever's on his mind i bet he would kill it you think doing commentary yeah if he did like a podcast or something he's good in that medium i mean you know will had a banger a couple months ago but yeah you know his videos are how many views uh 3.1 i mean then he then he had the whole he got some views here off of his um entanglement meme oh oh right that was rough yeah right that's rough you don't want to see will down like that yeah that was a rough one that was yeah you know that was five months ago really five or six months ago it was a half a [ __ ] year ago yeah this time last year we were stuck inside it was like the first lockdown it's crazy and here we are a year later still inside still inside well no i mean we're part we haven't been in the studio because you know okay just we got something yeah we wouldn't be we we would be we don't want to we got something just shut the [ __ ] up and don't ask no dumbass questions all right uh shut up all right just keep shut up if you don't think we're making moves here's if you don't think we're making moves right now [Laughter] here's the thing real bosses move in silence all right i don't know if you've ever heard that before but that's a that's real don't talk like i'm trying to do is [ __ ] because here's the thing i feel like that's he's always just trying to ram words together hold on can you pull up the tick tock loose yeah let's let's get gary vee getting head let's this [ __ ] is so good man [Laughter] we can not do it if it's gonna be too shitty yeah if it's a pain in the ass i mean maybe we could skip we're just trying to we we're it's a technical 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we're just gonna you know quick all right r.i.p to all our boys as we get you know big i didn't watch but eyelid as well appreciate you sending the clips you know so let's watch that all right now it's got garyvee getting ahead [Laughter] because [ __ ] good i love blueberries not blueballs yeah what's your name lisa you keep talking about ideas on how to get me out faster but ideas are [ __ ] until you execute them okay you think you're bad who [ __ ] cares i love losing i recommend [ __ ] up on purpose how old are you 24 like you have so much time to eat [ __ ] and suck balls you're scared of other people's opinions [ __ ] your parents stop trying to stop your dicks and instead suck mine okay micro speed macro patience okay [Laughter] yeah all right let's switch our audio are you on tin talk yeah what did he say micro speed macro patience micro speed macro patients [Music] okay yeah i like blueberries not blue balls all right you keep you keep talking about how to get me off faster but ideas are [ __ ] until you execute are you on tick tock so good man yeah ah yeah this card this weekend was was [ __ ] free 99. and well three three dollars and nine i was like free like if you subscribe to i mean it's not free but if you subscribe to espn plus you got to watch for free so it wasn't a pay review and it was all the action that you were looking for last weekend really everybody every single person was just like think think think think advertisers were loving that [ __ ] because they was just like yep run the ads someone just got murdered run 20 ads so i should have watched it oh yes dude those are not like uh we're elena and i were coming home and we're kind of deciding what to do like to go grab dinner somewhere i was like we we should go home and cook because his car tonight and might be decent we sit down and watch it in every fight i'm going oh throwing up every [ __ ] that's how you know it's a good fight when you're sitting there [Laughter] sitting there talking yeah man this one could be oh wow [Laughter] you won't believe what kathy from accounting told me yeah man everybody everybody it was a big insane yeah big rip absolute big rap oh damn what else happened this week um ligma what's ligma uh lithuanian institute of media [Laughter] duane institute of great media uh and art nice they put on a show it's pretty cool nice how was it it was great there's a lot of upcoming artists a lot of ligma artists um [Laughter] what's ligma artist well you know lithuanian institute of great media and art it's a just like a school in in lithuania and um yes you know a lot of upcoming artists some cool people just trying to get their start you know it's doing different things yes you should send me some artists to check out oh yeah these ds okay that's cool yeah what else uh shoot uh malone okay malone what malone brown um yeah sugma is isn't he in ligma yeah yeah so he's great dj he's sick great dj mm-hmm oh he's a dj i see yeah yeah yeah he's a great dj so dj what about framunda oh yeah insane artist [Laughter] insane artist i just don't know how he does it i don't know how he gets clarity and paintings like that i mean it's it's beautiful honestly so true yeah did you watch the grammys um what did i watch i watched let's see i actually don't remember what i watched in the grammys i watched part of the watt performance then i watched trevor noah read those [ __ ] god awful teleprompter bits what were they oh it was so bad like they did [ __ ] cardi and megan and then at the end of it it's just cardi on the late part of the set was a giant bed and so cardi was standing on it and then trevor walks onto it and he's like i've always dreamt of being in bed with cardi b when what it was they did with sound effects too i wish [Laughter] it would have been real wait was the point was the point that the teleprompter bits were purposely cheesy i don't think whoever wrote i don't think they thought they were cheesy huh the best part was the ceo of uh the recording academy or whatever um he's like we understand there's been complaints and you know we want to um we want to honor that and and build an academy it's like don't work against us work with us and i was like wow that's crazy that the grammys actually feels compelled to acknowledge that everyone thinks the grammys are [ __ ] yeah yeah because they are i mean yeah completely and then you know um what else beyonce i just read beyonce most awarded singer but i read that as beyonce awarded most singer and the winner of most singer goes to beyonce beyonce you are just the most singer she's like i want to thank everyone as the most singer uh um who else won who else won one and duolipa won every man in america's heart didn't see the performance can't speak to it oh i just saw some twitter pictures and a lot of people going ape [ __ ] over it yeah you just kind of look at twitter occasionally and i would just see artists names with exclamation marks [Laughter] i just kind of like to imagine different things that they were doing up there like dooley was just severing some guy's head [Laughter] yeah skinny chicken won't believe what she did this year for her performance she killed a man crazy outfit or what no she literally murdered someone on stage that's what it's going to be because like you know they keep every year they they got to push the envelope a little bit like yeah would they have like billy eilish and alicia keys perform together or something like that you know it's always like crazy collabs and like let's get this person on stage with this person blah blah blah yeah it's just gonna be crazy performance art like the box oh man that was that was so weird like roddy got in there and was like you know he's really harmonizing that [ __ ] who roddy rich like he sang the box and he was like singing it it was it was very different no i meant the box in london like the club oh [ __ ] i thought you're talking about roddy's performance that was you know it was impressive but it was just threw me off oh he was like singing it sort of yeah it was like a weird he's like he's like oh my god [Music] okay i gotcha yeah he's got incredible he's got some pipes on him go relax he's i'm just saying dude's got a set of pipes um let's play this got a nice pipe play the uh among us cody suss got pipes bro you suss bruh bruh yeah uh grammys people want people lost the ceo being like please don't cancel us that was that was funny what i was having there um freddie gibbs had a great quote oh i saw that i think i saw what did he say again i might have lost today but i'm undefeated in court that was good yeah and he had that fly pink suit on superfly suit yeah i'm just i just think it's so dope that freddy you know he's just been making music forever it's always good now he's getting on fallon he's getting nominated for [ __ ] and he's like 40 something isn't he you're close to it yeah yeah that's always inspiring yeah i mean man i don't want to get all whatever but it is something to be committed to your craft for that long and and always being consistent i think that's very hard to do yeah because you know no i agree i hundred percent agree yeah it's inspiring whenever you see tweets of people in like uh michael keaton had his first role when he was 65 keep going keep going yeah you never know it could be today yeah but here's the thing it is most likely too late yeah for most of us it's too late if you're over 28 it's probably too late to achieve your dreams if you're over 19 it's too late to achieve your dreams basically if you're yeah nowadays actually if you're over 19 if you haven't gotten rich by 19 it's not gonna happen yeah if you're not like um absurdly famous and every brand is trying to integrate in every aspect of your life and can psychologically [ __ ] ruin you with money at 17 years old it's probably too late that's what we got to say in those college zoom calls yeah we get we get booked for these like for colleges can book us for like zoom calls we'll do like q and a's for colleges and [ __ ] like that and there's always like some supposed to be some theme where like people will hit us up and or ask us questions ollie you know we're always like people are always like what kind of advice would you give college students we should be like you should have dr you should have dropped out two years you shouldn't should have never went to college you should be doing drop shipping right now yeah you should have learned how to lip-sync that's what you should have yeah yeah yeah exactly the fact that yeah you're not insanely [ __ ] rich at 18 is is a problem yeah you see the way inflation's going by the time you're 25 you need to be a millionaire to buy bread okay yeah exactly i hope to god you all of bitcoin please tell me you do you don't oh god i mean what are we even doing here this class is hopeless man i'm like i'm starting to like develop weird conspiracy thoughts about bitcoin and it's probably because you know i'm just upset that i didn't hold on to any okay put it what are your conspiracies it's not really a conspiracy it's just something seems off that a thing with no actual application like there's no real place that it's actually used you know what i mean yeah yeah yeah the technology's interesting and you can buy weed in like slovenia with bitcoin right and then there's like a coffee shop that accepts it there's a random atm in russia that it works at but other than that bitcoin it doesn't you don't do anything with it so how can something with no real use have the value of 65 000 per one unit that's just crazy well it's the scarcity it's the scarcity someone said there was a tweet or something like that it said there's an abundance of scarcity right now it's like well you could not better put into words with what's going on with nfts yeah and all the different altcoins that you can own it's like an abundance of scarce it means like there's two there's too much scarcity like every every nft that gets minted is like one of one it's like oh it's automatically worth something because it's scarce it's like no but there's a billion of these right now people are [ __ ] minting pictures of their boobs and balls and whatever it's like that's not scarcity anymore it's just yeah it's just the internet it's google images something just feels off about all of this man who knows no i don't i think i do again i think that bitcoin nfts everything is definitely where i mean it's like long term i think it's absolutely um a tried and true tested technology at this point that's gonna like last but i think that it does feel a little bubbly right now yeah you know it's just yeah it just feels a little bubbly i don't think there's anything wrong with it just something feels a little bit off you know that's all yeah you just sound like a hater yeah you sound [ __ ] old dude yeah yeah just wait just wait till we're all trillionaires we'll be laughing oh you're all trillionaires cool you're all getting chipped and uh bitcoin is invalidated because it's bad for the environment and um everyone's gonna use biden bucks now so no it's not yeah i mean i i yeah i don't know i follow some people like i follow bitcoin people on on twitter that i love that i like a lot like they keep me in you know informed about everything that's going on with bitcoin but they tweet about bitcoin non-stop and it's just a little bit like it's like it's not that much to say about it anymore it's like people are yeah they have it or you don't yeah you know definitely part of me wishes i i still had some that's for sure but how could you have known how could you have really known i don't know i think if you're the per the type of person who's able to hold on this long there's something wrong with you i have it still no i mean since like since like you know it was worth like 10 bucks yeah yeah it's not wrong like you're a bad person or you're flawed necessarily i just think there's something wrong with your schedule that allows you to do that [Laughter] i think personally you're stupid no i don't think you're stupid i think like maybe like your social life wasn't that healthy or something it's just so insulting no it's just like maybe you only saw this like every once i don't think yeah i just don't think you're very well adjusted let's say social maybe and i just think that you're weird actually i that i do we still have bitcoin from 2012 you can safely say we can all safely agree that you are a weirdo yeah i mean that's the premise of my last video and i stand by that if you have if multi-millions dollars you're probably weird if you're a multi-millionaire you're for sure weird there's no millionaire that's not [ __ ] weird you mean in bitcoin or just in general in general in general that's why i think like you're strange like if you are sitting on millions and millions of cash right now it's because you're weird okay okay that's fair even even even these [ __ ] let's say okay let's say let's say tomorrow spotify hits us up hey boys your pot your podcast we noticed is number seven and uh if you get we'll make you a deal if you get to number six this year we'll buy you out for 100 million bucks we're [ __ ] weird we're weird okay okay because we sat here and podcasted for four years talking about [ __ ] piss income two hours a week for four years that's weird yeah that's true that's true there was like there was this nice scent like last week i didn't do [ __ ] right offline all week and there's this nice sense of all i was worried about every day was without like what i was going to eat you know yeah and and like and then i was like i got to get back and then by the end by the end of it i was like i gotta get [ __ ] get back to my emails i gotta like like sign or i was worried about emails yeah it's like who the [ __ ] who cares yeah you're you're weird um oh all right so we ran we kind of messed up our time so we're gonna be live for a few minutes on patreon actually for the end of this episode can i have time to take a quick pee you gotta take it man i you have to go pieces baby bladder [ __ ] we can start yeah yeah we can start yeah while you make a splash guys right now we're gonna go live right away on patreon.com tinymeatgang so if you're watching this on youtube or whatever then you missed it but just letting you know that we're doing that right now and if you don't wanna miss the next one go to patreon.com and we're gonna be doing this more and more in the coming weeks uh as we move to uh you know we'll we'll you'll see what's about to happen yeah you'll see all right don't you worry thanks all right love you bye all right guys well go ahead and uh head on over to the bone zone um thanks for listening as always and we'll see you next week with some blazing hot content oh bye bro don't kiss the fans dude it wasn't that used to the people you know are you calling me a fan i'm outta here

Channel: Tiny Meat Gang

Views: 278,533

Rating: 4.9599853 out of 5

Keywords: Matthew, McConaughey, Lewis, Hamilton, F1, Racing, Will, Smith, Celebrity, Saint, Patrick's, Day, Batman, NFT, Tech, Talk, Comedy, Garyvee, Royal, Harry, Meghan, Crown, Beeple, Styles, Dua, Lipa, Grammy, Grammy's, Grammys, Bitcoin

Id: PJPPloeTIQo

Length: 65min 59sec (3959 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 18 2021

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