Driving Cars in Hand Simulator is IMPOSSIBLE

Oh on screen I guess I guess we're here yeah I've completely forgotten how to play so how do we start our cars oh god my my accent lights aren't on hang on trying to get my hand on the steering you guys start yeah there's it just it we're just doing it how do we do foot on I have no idea about foot first gear first gear all right so I'm in first are you moving no I think I got to start this car well there's a button I'm upside down I got a false start false start what does that mean I wrecked oh my god you you have to steer it oh Jesus can someone flip me over how do you flip I don't know I mean hard button well was it the button on the steering wheel it might have been I can restart us if you guys want it no my steering wheel is gone frame stop like somebody is a winning the rate and they're mine frames I Boop the button oh yeah I'm ready to it Oh what the hell how are you doing that okay you're gonna go down town that second gear about it whatever yeah second gear was a mistake gearbox is not happy with me so I'm gonna drive a manual anyway so guys just lettin whoo it's ready so fast not me I was trying to grab the balls that's so like you who is drifting ahead whoo that's way somehow we got ahead of us I got a false start penalty yeah you would you're right I got my hand on her steering wheel who I have oh yeah I'm going for it oh here we go first gear all the way I am killing it cruisin hyah drifting cruising forward all right i'ma try to shift gears here oh my god it's so loud my engine is stuck on and it won't on engine change the gears works I'm totally freaking hell all right so you gotta get you got to get your hand like locked on it like the gear shifter thingy oh that's smart oh that's a smart thing because then you just yeah you're smart yeah yeah yeah wait wait wait I can't grab him wheel wait no mark oh that's not me I'm gonna someone's gonna win this time I'm gonna win baby oh it's a boat you guys suck so much you do not go so fast go slowly oh god oh god oh god oh geez Oh God gravity is real funny here in this town I would say as a person who's driven a car before this is not this is not and that's all I want to say about that oh it's not filling it Jesus Christ okay this is the worst thing I ever done I try trying to get myself situated here my hand won't go to steering wheel my steering wheels gone that's fine that's fine everything's fine what do you mean that's not fine fine it seems fair to me how's that all right fine you want it you want to go bro I'll go I'll go gearbox only try me ah don't try me oh wait don't don't don't no this is where we're going baby Oh turn turn turn well I got a nice beautiful wall here no ketchup crusher diet you won't how do you beat my time I'm an expert that's not right you guys let me win one just so I can know how it feels No sir oh my steering wheels go on frames what what yes restart right away what happens when you make me the leader of the party yeah I guess that is what happens when we do that okay so for some reason now the steering wheel is a serial entity from beyond this dimension really patience okay here we go here we go here we go okay that's the first that is river the in fact reverse alright I got the top gear I'm gonna win this time no marks already gone oh you know that's me baby you you know who else has the top gear this guy oh yeah well you are waiting bomb our way oh it's coming yeah [Laughter] I'll take the win I'm here I'm feeling it now 23 seconds Bob now I got the top gear really fast it was awesome I'm gonna try to change gears also I'm a mangled corpse I think I'm dangling wind up so should we keep doing this you shut your mouth I'm gonna kick Bob's ass okay I'm starting it off wait wait wait wait wait wait wait I was not ready you oh you're like oh we're gonna kick your ass wait my car's not going listen car if you could just if you can just go into gear oh no someone's really going for it I got it I got it I shifted gears yeah you can't beat me now oh no I'm steering I'm steering I'm steer oh yeah I'm locked on target okay my hand god oh god that's the ticket it's working everything it's working I'm so glad I'm glad for you really mark great it's great it's real you have not you having a win over there no I you know winter it was you know it's funny I was actually I am a winner in general I've won three times I I have won I'm a winner are you guys done with this race yeah frames please okay I got a false start come on Trey I can't see I'm gonna save this I'm gonna save it oh no no don't get in my way oh you see me am i dead yeah yeah you're dead you're dead okay [Applause] shipping oh god no oh god no not like this I'm so close for some reason when you shift gears it throws your entire body weight against the car and the car is like weighs 2 ounces I think I won I think you won wait that's a good win here we go again wait do you sound like you're not having a fun time I'm not good at this one at all man none of us have ever experienced that all started how did I fall stir what when you hold sort you don't get to drive anymore that's what you get oh who's that you waiter is that mark I know I'm going on ask me baby oh me oh me all day oh me all day oh I got to watch mark the upside come on wait right there I'm fine having some ball trouble sounds like a personal problem yeah a little bit did we win Bob well mark didn't win that's for sure I think the only trick is to slam it into fifth gear and hold on for dear life because there's no other way there's no way you're shifting do we try it one more time just see what happened yeah yeah yeah all right let's do I'm just gonna watch you two go from here and see what happens to you guys I'm sure whatever man wait wait wait wait wait you guys why can't a gear I caught a gear all right what this is what Oh God oh it's fast now Mark's going go it's fast oh it's wishy-washy oh dear I'm gonna die now leaving you I believe in you right now I was trying so desperately to shift I could have just driven down the race and third God dang it yeah yeah my hand teleported off of the wheel I told you the wheel is like a ghost from another reality yeah no it is like this this is fun I think everyone's having fun all right yeah yeah I got some bills to pay all right whoever wins this one gets a thousand subscribers this that's the deal all right youtuber twitch OOP you do okay okay I died a heart attack my character is dead I got a good start oh I got it I got it into first and out of first I actually dead oh I got into first out of first event in the fifth and I'm navigating around marks dead body this is the one one Bob was it how did we get worse I died when I shifted gears that's a new problem the person in the car dead that's a you problem it's a funny problem now isn't it yeah that's pretty good button let's just talk this over okay okay what are we talking about all right well that's about anything you know wait who hit the button mark hit the bun no no no I don't know my kid I don't have hands anything good boy you did this to you I'm gonna hit them I got almost in the second eye I went on first a second by the way I'm crawling out of the car oh this is a record-setting win is a record real air damn it ah never gonna top it never here we seem to be in the street and and and shift into gear just any okay well I was still doing stuff but that's fine well I thought my very loud struggling we were all dead all right let's all very okay trying to grab the steering wheel so I see you Bob see you Bart yeah oh that second gear can I get third gear yeah that's holy geez who hit me it was my backdraft that was just so much air that I was displacing for my speed I think the key is you really gotta smack the shifts I think that's the key right you sick of this yet wait no no no no all right I'm gonna try to shift this time no that's sir that's third that's third that's there I'd like to say that wasn't my god damn it god damn it shifted laughter you guys trying to flip someone off stop fondling the balls and move just go into fifth gear come on come on a different game here oh hey we're all dead yeah yeah oh yeah this how did I this is this hell is this what hell is [Laughter] oh my god oh you got me oh my god this is my racket oh yeah I went forgot oh no I slapped it back in the first Qin way from first to second tougher get out of my way Oh Oh God oh please get up yes worse than last you don't need to tell me that game that drive like I do in real life hand on lap on middle finger out the left window middle finger out the right [ __ ] the police Flags giving you that sweep you see my middle finger on my window no no I don't know if you're my right or my left oh I kind of see it thanks man this is for you Wade oh yes I see it thanks man you're welcome oh [ __ ] Oh God I think I fall started oh dear well I'm gonna just park right in front of you guys no this is reverse how did you get it insert that's the bottom right on the pattern oh you're on dude good run come on come on get into fifth god damn it did you shift how did you make your car go in a straight line guys I hate to tell you this but I did use not just the wheel at all you should just not touch we've learned the trick I swear guys I just went in a perfectly straight line my Miller is on the window so impress that button I got it don't fall start apparently you're stupid damn it there we go hey Bob Quebec hang on I got a beat mark lost a lot of speed on that gear change there but I think I'm gonna make it look I'm coming I'm coming for you you see my middle finger off the window no I don't know I don't know no god I can't crab that's the best race we've had yet wait you really just don't want to touch the steering wheel at all hi I knew from the moment I saw it as an ethereal entity from another dimension that it was probably not good for us to deal with all right guys you got your middle fingers out the window oh I'm ready I'm where do you wait is nowhere near ready come on wait that middle finger proudly out the window let's do this come on wait hey come on that's not out the window that's in your car gotta be out all right here we go guys good race good race good luck oops I think I had just fall started freaking heck here we go got it much cut weight office to ruin his day no pump oh oh oh [ __ ] look how fast that was oh that's a new that's I shade through every gear per almost perfectly oh my god well now I have something to strive for yeah come on come on you got this the key is absolutely the middle finger yeah it's what gives you your aerodynamicist boys okay I didn't even I didn't even [Music] Oh second Oh God come on Oh God Oh oh no I'm fearing / I hit I hit the wheel I actually yes No again frames technically that was faster wait frames God dang it really it really is the middle finger out the window huh yeah and not bumping the steering wheel here but don't it's a drag race don't steer Only Fools would do such a thing yeah got it oh good start good start good start well good shift good shift good shift good chip yeah here we go I'm not even gonna try to shift I'm just gonna try to go finish lunch shift fourth oh I'm in fourth now I want to get sub 20 seconds yes well you hit the button when you're ready I'm ready what my arm is do it I hit the wheel a little bit but I think it's okay click yes why aren't you going into gear Wow why aren't you going into well I'm gonna die now gum argh are you trained first why aren't I going am i winning I think you are dude come on I was just not oh now I'm moving what I was ahead of you what how did you win learn good job with it there is no way he-he-hey he got some 20 mark yeah he got some 20 but he was not even ahead of me good race and Mark is the slowest as as it should be do is go straight into like second gear and never touch anything I demand a rematch guys ready for this ready I'm ready I'm ready what full star I didn't touch the [ __ ] [Music] intended to restart right in a second don't you dare I think you should I think you should frames there don't you dare don't you dare don't you don't either don't either yes holy [ __ ] ate my ass no thank you 7.28 did you just go straight into third shifted it is master a few shift Oh Frick at the end well done buddy you feel better now that you do I do I do I do that's good because if you'd lost to me that I've been like the worst thing ever it would have been it would have been it would have been it would have been I think you did I'm very slightly I think this going no it weighs slightly it looks yeah well that one that's good mark are you ought to move on to a different game what did you as much right next there's artillery battle sounds pretty silly it was wait what I don't know what we're looking at here I have a button so my old god what I can walk oh no we have to get in artillery shell I'm gonna grab it with both hands it's just too girthy for me to possibly oh wait game put I'm stupid I wasn't showing the game to hold hey guys welcome to artillery back oh dear oh goodness it's flopping around come on get in there oh it's going in oh it's going in what oh man this is intense I've got it oh okay oh oh god damn it having some trouble mark no I was so close and I dropped it hey you guys hold on don't blow me up just yet I gotta get another oh I'm right about to blow you up watch out I learned how to crouch you're all screwed I lost an arm well war is hell here we go daintily pinkies up okay what do we do once we load the thing you gotta lock it up prime it pull the firing cord and oh god I hope your aim is good walk you lost me at lock it up that's good grip know everything yes yeah yeah I don't know that I have to lock this I think I'm just jerking oh yeah got it baby oh God oh no my arm Oh bad arm okay where where are you guys there's one whoever is over there I don't know no don't do it hang on give me a second my own my own artillery shell is trying to fire at my own face is that good yeah yeah it's great do it huh where's the other shooty bang but I think you have to stand in front of it mark I think that and that doesn't make sense I was thinking about that okay okay okay oh did I find her what Oh what the hell what oh oh no oh did they hate it I'm not dead I think I fired though yeah I something came near me oh yeah no not hell yeah don't celebrate your own stupidness oh yeah don't I wish there was an easier way to raise and lower your hands oh is that going in there frickin Frick all right hang on can't raise it up apparently I'm not strong enough to raise this thing up that sounds like a you problem that's the hole that's the whole that's the way I like it there we go in the hole okay now I gotta put my hand near my crotch [ __ ] damn it are you kidding me go in the hole go in the hole yes I think I got my finger stuck in there but it's okay I'm guessing my aim was a little high Bob I'm guessing it was just a head no idea it's kind of like it was in the distance okay good am i raising or lowering what is this be cool all right how do i fire it mark please god haha it's on the left side no whoa goddamn it finally got it loaded come on not like this no you're fine stop being a big baby I think I'm having it Wade cuz I think I see you aiming at me I'm not aiming at anybody I'm trying to pick up a shell if someone someone's gun is aimed at me and I don't like it I think that's mark cuz I think I shot toward mark before and I haven't moved the thing I don't know how to anger thing okay getting closer oh you sassy oh you sassy sue well no no it's impossible to pick it up from the ground it's impossible just crap why I am crouched that's not the thing the funny thing I am that's the funny thing it just your arms out long enough to reach it on the ground it's really hilarious the way that is oh that sounds funny the way you're explaining it it is really funny it's right there grab it oh my god please it's impossible and crank crank crank crank crank crank quad I keep hitting the middle mouse button accidentally keep hitting the goddamn Roswell's got it crank crank it crank right all right game boys what is up my crazy boys all right don't worry wait it might be about to be over it might all be over for you now so I just told you to hold your breath please just end me yeah oh that's so close god damn it it landed behind you yeah a couple more keys oh god damn it guys you just got to have patience guys guys I was fine I loaded and fired so easily the first time and then my hands broke and now they're not this oh my god all I can see is the insides of my [ __ ] stomach stop uh god I love this game crank crank crank crank crank crank crank Ethan this is a lot of free advertising if we could share some of the revenue from your recent videos I appreciate that ah you know no one watches this stuff come on what are you talking about damn even here to defend himself you guys just need to relax man I've been trying to readjust the same goddamn job you're like 15 minutes will not cooperate no matter what I do oh no there goes my arm Oh Oh God oh [ __ ] there goes my arm oh god wait a little bit it's loaded I did it oh good kill me oh I've been ready for years please it's still too far [ __ ] okay okay I'm letting go for a second because I'm gonna regrab wait the other way does it why is it continually drifting to the right I'm literally doing all this with one arm I don't know what you're complaining about the one arm is blocking my view mayhaps oh do I have my arm back Oh sweet like I'm Arabic someone's gonna die eventually oh my god I am going to blast you so hard Bob wait tell me before you fire I want to I want to watch I want to see how do you crouch [ __ ] no no if you did I don't know which ways cranking it no one's I drop I can't tell I can tell it doesn't seem to actually move it at all I don't understand I don't think it's actually doing anything we need to move the gun or something maybe the mechanism isn't properly engaged both my arms are gone are you having some kind of trouble bud yeah I've got no arms I'm just gonna shoot Bob I I don't know if this is correct I don't even know if I'm Bob aim at me I don't wanna hang on all right I'm while I'm watching and I just need to make sure it's lined up these stupid ammo boxes you know how it is I believe in you okay cool all right here we go I'm gonna get I'm gonna yank it all right here we go here comes the yank äj-- I'm ready I believe in you oh come on it doesn't god sakes I'm sad you got me and my game crashed what oh my god bomb bomb killed board minion in my game crash well it's time to retarget I guess mission accomplished definitely in space around me and all of it is just middle fingers floating around in my [ __ ] existence I'm sorry you didn't okay there buddy fine how are you wait do you want us to back out so you can play with us or are we doing artillery again yeah of course take your time yeah I'll make a new home god damn it [Music]

Channel: Markiplier

Views: 3,161,720

Rating: 4.968585 out of 5

Keywords: hand simulator, hand simulator pro, hand simulator cars, hand simulator artillery, hand simulator funny moments, hand simulator markiplier, hand simulator markiplier with friends, muyskerm, lordminion777, funny moments, funny, markiplier, car battle, mini games, funny games, physics games, highlights

Id: pzq9sQ8j-nk

Length: 27min 30sec (1650 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 04 2019

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The beginning was fun