I KNOW HOW GRENADES WORK | Hand Simulator

they've got one called subway shootout artillery mentor I pay my pants I'm on France crossbow battle bloody what the [ __ ] is bloody conference look I'm gonna literally pee my pants just Knight come no night-night come my scum night I'm concerned about what's happening on my screen I opened up the character editor as a character yeah there's a character editor now and I don't know if this is the D part or one night in the middle of the night slept walked and created this just tell me if yours is just as disturbing as mine is the outfit you're wearing something even Amy wouldn't approve huh why wouldn't Namie approve of this Oh bikini bottom is worse than dawn panties here we go Oh or better mmm bikini bikini bottom bikini bottom I get it now huh bikini bottom yeah it's the bottom part of the bikini but like spongebob right pants the Santa man sweet Jesus I know right mark stop that bikini bottom pretty sure that's against terms sir but Katie Bob wait so if I have this outfit only you guys are gonna see it so then your streams will be against Terms of Service what I'll just never look at you no matter what is happening I'll never look at you yeah I'm not looking this paired none that sounds fitting for me [ __ ] good one dude man I love your laugh yeah my real laugh yeah I save it for my real friends oh wait just just start a conversation with me the conversation skills Oh Bob why are you where are you standing in the middle what by are you both Santa know what his hair that was not me why are you sakes why is this happening to me just press the button I think everything will be fine oh god my hands getting worse what in God's name are the controls press f1 it's good woah Bob listen man why do you have a good why do you have a gun I Bob did you load the wrong game-mode No am I the only one has a gun right now personally went through the pin not that oh no I didn't sleep oh that was loud and bone no I dropped all the bullets for my gun go back and try to do the right game-mode I didn't even touch a grenade I can't see you you're facing where mark spawn didn't last time I know I'm in like the same place oh god I pushed the button I see you across the tracks I see you yeah okay that's you okay across the tracks oh I see you in the you're in the stairs wait wait you're in the wrong place mark and I are at things you're in the wrong place it's starting oh I clicked restart but we're still not what wait what do you see I see me standing at my normal spot then you get Bob standing in the middle by one of the concrete we're all fine it's I look where the boxes are that's where we are it doesn't matter what we see to each other it just matters what you see to you okay so just no panicking just some panicked are you panicked no I'm not panicked I'm getting my gun ready to shoot you why do you why do you have a gun what do you have this is grenade spam no it's clearly not have guns I don't know what happened this is why we have an issue because I created a grenade spam game and you guys are you playing good dumb button there's no random button no not here when you were making the server no why not there was no random button okay faster farther scary oh yeah oh yeah oh that's what you want to see what are you two slamming in there come on slap it okay it doesn't want to slap in there wait do not touch a goddamn thing oh wait who else is wait here dad what would I touch restarting the server come on get it why is this not going in oh yeah that arm is coming out of your nipple don't talk about my nipple arm just let me get this gun look way loaded it'll have something important right now we don't need any shenanigans right now okay like why is this not going in am I supposed to like something or is your magazine going in I'm struggling to get it into a position where it could but it didn't in the one time when I was moderately close to that being a thing there's not like an empty magazine you have to eject right don't know you would see it's longer than the gun and seems it seems to have an object of some sort okay this idea has some problems okay here we go ahahahaha oh you are done zone album you are done so the it's my good sir you are so Dunn's oh wait this is thrilling for you I know but no honestly it's it's something what are you doing it I got the clip is the magazine is in the gun uh-huh I just have to get it to a point where I can grab it so I'm gonna put [Applause] bear with me when you blew yourself up playing the wrong game you know I had it's been selected alright well I was on grenade last time I thought it would have chain it would have stayed but apparently it did not all right should we try and get all into the same game-mode yeah okay okay some ways shootout that makes sense um haha I said what victim I won it said my scrim wins oh alright multiplayer I choose wow what do you know Wade was right about everything I never said you were I never said you were right those does ignorant Bob Wow Oh why's your face broken so fast at that still not even into the fog the [ __ ] well I'm in the box why are you so slow oh you're terrible at this number you're done zone now nah honestly if I remember the trick is mostly to not touch the grenades if I remember what do you mean you got touch of grenades to know I touch the grenades to kill yourself what do you mean here's what I do I grab the box with one hand all right well you're lifting with the hand you grab with I don't do that well I mean I'm not doing it not you why are you talking to me isn't it although it's not why does your box lid close but you have a grenade cuz I opened it why did you close it I didn't grab it he closed it why are you questioning me you're dead because I'm too good with the grenade oh god it could shaved it on the best on the best there ever was fine my fingers so in this ring oh yeah okay well that thing I said about just letting you guys get thicker go why didn't it go go i [ __ ] win - go sounds like a new problem making fun of me are you having trouble that wasn't about you I'm trying to oh [ __ ] are you so fast blue my grenades away from ours do you have in hand simulator what the [ __ ] you guys have forgotten my cheap strats I told you about last time we played I don't pull the pin on the grenade I grab it shake it as hard as possible and then throw it okay alright well joke's on you you told us your epic strategy is gonna get a face full of me that's you good choice don't even know how you opened the box so quickly with my right hand lift up a little bit switch hands stick that hand under the box lid no switch hands back let go put that under the box lid flip up the lid grab grenade [ __ ] up shake shake shake Marcus dies Oh mark I swear to God I swear to God I can't even get the freakin box open anymore where's my head funnier confused I am really shaking there we go it's out of there so I gotta do is you idiot do not understand how a grenade works oh [ __ ] I don't understand our grenade works no I didn't no that's not what stop laughing that's not what happened it doesn't explode what starts the process I'm not wrong you're really right I am aware I'm right if the if the thing doesn't fly off how it works you guys look well I see how much I know about grenades see that yeah what will eat the hammer I'm holding the hammer yeah so what and then of you actually do want to practice this hang on if you do like a quick way to restart research oh [ __ ] hey mark you'll figure it out I know how this works I know I'm just giving you I'm saying giving you credit I'm saying you'll figure it out I can start opening the box before the games even started what the [ __ ] open when it was on - on the go that's why you Oh close the lid because you'll hit the lid I just have to know you guys know that I wasn't in the situation where you yeah buddy oh yeah yeah yeah I didn't throw the think I throw the pen I feel like you're ignoring you know I didn't think I need you guys to say in very clear words that mark yeah you totally understand what's happening okay there we go okay now I'm gonna get you guys mmm take that mark no Cody you guys already blowed all of my grenades out of my box trying to play the game I'm trying to play the game mark I'm so upset I'm trying to play the game both acknowledge that you understand how grenades to be able to throw a grenade not against the guy who's played like 39,000 episodes this Bob do you don't degrades no I don't have any [ __ ] aids let's just call it a draw all right well as Mark loses why what why why would that be don't you want I don't know don't don't don't read into it I don't read in it I don't read you know I know you don't read that's why I'm tonight explains why I didn't know how grenades worked wait oh I'm sorry I didn't but grenade 101 stupid idiot what do you mean what do you mean it was coming right for you listen to my words it's coming right for you I'm not talking about proximity I'm talking about direction right no it's Baxter was approaching wait we already acknowledged you know how grenades work obviously obviously just go down my [ __ ] hands I swear to God I just saying try not to kill yourself I'm trying to help you out but you know I just I swear I swear I hate grade because you know take another grenade no I was doing it the right way I want to invoke a rule in a word I say the shake rule is stupid we need to pull the pin I was getting good at pulling the pin Oh your cheat you're cheating wait you're cheating you're cheating is the Wars of modern warfare change you know the rules of engagement are there to like stop unnecessary for your safety more no they're not listen I you you're cheating both of you I'm not eating okay I want a solemn promise that you guys are gonna pull the Rings okay cuz that's the way the game is meant to be played okay okay that feels fair yeah feels good good good then we'll do that are you out of grenades wid I am do you still have some yes yes this is my dear yeah finish this put my heart and put your hands in the air like you just don't care okay and then further further hey okay so this is solid bad time right this is solemn but uh next round solemn vow starts what solemn vow wait you took a solemn vow you remember this all about he said is it fair that we all pull the pins and we all said yes right yes that's the vow okay okay all right cool good all right so we don't have to pull the pins we just all agree it was fair to pull the pins right that's not I'm gonna I'm gonna I think this might actually kill you we do this one Oh God that came out what I was trying to turn it in my hand that's what cheaters deserve mark taking a solemn vow I'm solemn vowing yes why I'm I'm solemn I'm very solemnly vowing I'm wanting oh go oh yeah dad I don't think that yeah yeah I didn't that wasn't supposed to go towards you but I that was a really good throw to get weighed that was good that was good it feels satisfying like playing by the rule ah yeah actually yeah I liked it I felt solemn you know they were just feel really solemn about something yeah always every every day my life is so close to that hole I know I know wait stop looking at me you said you didn't want it's like wait said you got to really want it you didn't really play with it once you had it in there he was kind of yeah you gotta give it a little foreplay man you gotta love it a little bit I don't tell me how to love holes what what is happening my might listen other yeah all that's booked that's right here we go oh come on that's kind of a noodle arm throw did you just call him a noodle arm boys it's hooked boys okay yeah that's cool it's it's hooked my dudes wait I've killed you so many times this round I have never felt more dead in my life okay all right I I wouldn't solemn I would have had that I would have had that what I do with my mouse not many of you know this but what I do is I have a wrist pad so I operate my mouse from wrist control it lets me gets like fine control but for the throw you need like aggressive motion and ice that's what I wasn't able to get but you know I took away the the I took it away so now I'm gonna be able to get this much more solemnly so you know it's not my fault that I didn't throw it right because I did in all honesty I did but the game didn't register because of the way I like for sensitive controls mark this is not intentionally aimed at you I apologize what's it what's not aimed at me but I don't know why that fingers doing that thing that it's - oh you are you are you being rude to me yeah but it's not intentional I don't know just the way I just I hold grenades hey mark this is for you buddy no yeah well whatever hang on doesn't matter no no I did it for mark well god I friends now here we go okay because I know you feel about Wade's cheating ways Oh what you son of a blush you actual bastard Jake but how did not kill you is the question that matter does it because you're dead now hey guess who's winner game everybody cheated in my game crashed what was he [ __ ] doing it that's what you guys he wagged was he weighed waggling I waited til you threw one before I win back who's that's what you get is what you get [Music] you

Channel: Markiplier

Views: 4,118,210

Rating: 4.9487004 out of 5

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Id: WrGtAEJ_nL0

Length: 20min 2sec (1202 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 09 2019