David and Vicki | Russell Peters - Red, White, and Brown

are you chinese yes what's uh where where's your family from taiwan taiwan so you were made in taiwan do you speak mandarin yeah and and your girl she's you're not his girl oh damn wow wow that's [ __ ] up you could at least pretended you know to make him feel like a man you didn't have to [ __ ] emasculate him in front of everybody and your girl i'm not his [ __ ] girl please you wish what's your name brother david david very chinese name and and your name not his girl vicky david and vicky there and you're chinese too vicky are you from are you taiwanese or my parents your parents are from taiwan i look at you my parents are from taiwan okay so i'm different not like [ __ ] captain fobby on my right kevin right kevin david kevin who the [ __ ] is kevin oh it's kevin back there i knew out of 2 000 people one of you might have been [ __ ] kevin i don't know apparently i'm [ __ ] kevin but i mean you know be how do you guys know each other then we work for you you work together where lauren stanley morton stanley morgan stanley or morton stanley the steakhouse slash investment company you can have a stake you can invest you can do two things at once and uh and are you single vicki no no where's your man [Applause] well it's not live right now so you'll be okay it'll be all right till may make sure this is in the bonus features do you have a girlfriend david not you do not well vicki's man's not here [Applause] clearly there's some sort of tension happening between you two do you have a chinese name david i do do you do what is it son so that sounds straight out of a kung fu movie doesn't it there you are you must be with vicky damn you vicky you have a chinese name too vicky yeah what is it it's clear what lee i think your parents changed their mind when they were naming it what do you want to name her flea or uh one minute please you speak mandarin as well vicky so you guys guitar is your boyfriend chinese too oh well i think we're trying to find a love connection here you know what i'm saying little is he a white guy think david could change all of that for you [Music] the only thing you like you two will be sharing is rice how about a nice bowl i remember last year i was in australia and uh i was doing we're doing like a whole bunch of shows and one it was like an early morning we had to catch a flight from sydney to perth and it was at the airport it was like freaking eight o'clock in the morning and there was a flight leaving at the gate beside us going to beijing so they made the last minute announcement call for that flight in english was like and now boarding flight 215 to beijing it's the last boarding call and then they made the same announcement in mandarin and if you're half asleep at the airport you hear an announcement being made in mandarin that [ __ ] will sound like [ __ ] star wars to you three to make the announcement and now last boarding call for flight 212 to beijing whatever the [ __ ] that number i said there was two to whatever to beijing and then they made the same announcement in mandarin [Applause] i think you guys should explore this a little bit more clearly things aren't going well with you and your man vicky or he would have been beside you right now not david sitting there hopefully huh what do you think how long have you and your boyfriend been dating for let's get to the bottom of this [ __ ] [Music] sorry a year do you love him this was the answer look you said yes this is yes you take this man to be your level with it husband i guess

Channel: Russell Peters

Views: 794,737

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Keywords: Russell Peters, Special, New, Old, Comedy, Comedian, Comic, Very, Funny, Hilarious, Humor, Humour, Best, Canada, Toronto, Brampton, Indian, Asian, Stereotype, Brown

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Length: 6min 38sec (398 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 21 2020