Russell Peters | Hostage or Girlfriend?

hey you guys are late oh that's [ __ ] up you came late and then you had to move these girls over nice well aren't we just a jerk huh isn't it too hot to be wearing a long sleeve shirt out right now it looks really sexy is that what you said well the fact that you have to compliment yourself and your girl looked at you sideways you look like a gay lumberjack he looked like he chopped down trees with a magic wand [Laughter] anyway good to see you um glad you're here what's your name buddy what sully are you apologizing and making fun of the asians because uh they're not gonna like this very much what's your background well what do you mean what do i mean afghan oh yeah yeah what do you mean afghanistan a guy from afghanistan didn't understand the question what's your background he he literally in his head was like does he mean al-qaeda or taliban what uh when you say background um and is that your girlfriend with you or hostage which are you sweetheart let us know if uh come with me i'll save you sorry hostage in the bedroom all right because his dick's the bomb i get it yeah yeah [Applause] either that or he tries to live in her cave one of the other um you should are you are you white sweetheart yeah she said it apologize like i'm sorry you think you're gonna marry her or [Applause] do you think at the wedding instead of throwing rice they're just gonna throw rocks i don't know i found that hilarious to me i i thought it was well good to see you guys what i'm trying to say yeah welcome

Channel: Russell Peters

Views: 733,397

Rating: 4.8812165 out of 5

Keywords: Russell Peters, Special, New, Old, Comedy, Comedian, Comic, Very, Funny, Hilarious, Humor, Humour, Best, Canada, Toronto, Brampton, Indian, Asian, Stereotype, Brown

Id: ZpNeI2qULK0

Length: 3min 4sec (184 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 09 2020