Russell Peters | Swollen Gangsta

how you doing buddy you good you look like a really swollen gangster um jesus when gangsters get stung by bees we'll be right back after these messages gangster soul separately batteries not included by men [Laughter] what's your name man stanley wow the least gangster name ever that was as soon as it said stanley i pictured mrs roper stanley what's your background stanley what are you i have spliff i hope the cops don't know you by that are you uh are you hispanic or no what are you oh someone native native nice thanks for having us um really more importantly thanks for letting us stay i mean [Laughter] i'm all about the native americans because i get to ma i get mad as do most indian people when they call you indian because they're like come on how can they possibly be indian do you have a native name too stanley and not spliff i mean like a good solid what is it what i pre-hit you pre-hit man you punch while they're arguing with you listen stanley what was that i pre-hit i'm from the tribe of techno [Applause] [Laughter] well good to have you here good to have you here what's happening stanley you have kids stanley how many you got how many ten son wow your pullout game is terrible your pull-out game is like the white man in america they came and then they they never they never left ten kids with this young lady here six with you oh what happened where's the other four from another relationship god damn you just you know you know you know you when you're gonna you know when you're gonna come right i mean it's not like it's never a surprise attack when that happens you literally have your own tribe you are you really a seminal or a seminal because it's uh you're a seminal ventricle that's what you are 10 kids here i am stressing about having a second one [Laughter] tan do you have a favorite yeah i have a favorite i can't remember them all i uh how old is the oldest one 20. okay so half your life you've done this so is it basically every other year you knock a kid out just you healed and there you go and uh can i ask you a personal question and you can tell me myself if you want because i have no business asking this question but did you natural birth them all all of them i gotta figure by the third one you were just coughing him up there's one there we go honey i'm in labor okay got it alright hatch off [ __ ] another one remind me not to have kids around allergy season it's wow six people walked out of you that's amazing that is incredible wow that's gotta look like a grenade went off at a deli counter down there that's just just [Applause] i'm so sorry mrs stanley i wow so the other four were the first four and then these are the next six wow do you know all their names how many boys how many girls you sure i'll let you think about this stanley okay so three boys and six girls and one one job passed okay so it was not funny uh okay so three boys and six girls wow that's see you're lucky you got the six girls is the eldest a girl and then you had like a gang of girls and then then you just had a run of boys after that or something girl boy girl girl boy boy girl last one was a boy wow d you're not even shocked when she told you he's pregnant anymore you probably like you know some guys like you know like as maranzo said you get up you're like hey you want anything in the other room you probably wake up by the way you have another kid in you are you good okay i'll be back i'm just gonna go there have you ever jerked off stanley because it's uh yeah i have but i got the sink pregnant it uh i had a little bidet the other day ten did you give them all native names too no we gotta are you native sweetheart no what are you puerto rican oh should be careful stanley there's all the crazy puerto ricans yelling um puerto rican women are beautiful but crazy like that easily if i had to make all the russell who were the craziest tricks in the world puerto rican women 100 you're batting a thousand with me every puerto rican girl i ever dated was like fine and then crazy like but not crazy to like a little bit like who was that [ __ ] asked me what you want to drink that was the waitress sweetheart that was the waitress that was uh

Channel: Russell Peters

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Length: 7min 28sec (448 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 21 2020