Ethnic Groups | Russell Peters - Red, White, and Brown Tour

i want to see the chinese team photo that's what i really want to see the whole team like this i don't know what it is about different ethnic groups that just can't pose for pictures probably can they asians are always latinos with latinos antonina where are you latinos always want to act hard in their pictures i live in l.a all the mexican dudes my people are the worst indian people have no clue how to post pictures do we you want to have a good time go to an indian person's house and look through their parents photo album everybody stood the exact same way like dad why do you look so scared it's your wedding day i know i had just met your mother i was on a flight this whole aerophobia thing's kicking in because i was on a flight from los angeles to cleveland i'm not bragging i see the envy in your eyes wow cleveland how do we get to this magical land of cleve so i'm at the airport right and i'm sitting at those chairs right by you where you bored on the plane there and sitting three seats away from me getting on my flight was an arab dude and i looked over and i was like oh my god that guy's getting on my flight and then i realized something i'm the only other brown guy on this flight they're gonna think we're together and then we're doing some sort of weird ignore each other trick you know like i don't know you you don't know me so i was like [ __ ] that i'm gonna be a hero i thought i was gonna be like the guy to save america right so i went and i sat right beside him because i wanted to talk to him i want to get a feeling for where his head was at right but when i sat down i got nervous and instead of trying to be all gangster i turned into mr softy because i'm trying to talk him into like happy places i'm i'm trying to be all positive i'm like hey buddy looking forward to the flight yeah you know what i like you know my favorite part is you know what i love i love landing i love landing cause then you'll land then you get off the plane the people hunting fast anyway after talking to the guy for a few minutes i realized he was a perfectly normal citizen of the world and i was a [ __ ] [ __ ] right so i felt bad and i go what's your name anyone goes oh my god we're gonna die and he goes sorry i was clearing my throat what was the question oh i'm jimmy

Channel: Russell Peters

Views: 615,907

Rating: 4.9150772 out of 5

Keywords: Russell Peters, Special, New, Old, Comedy, Comedian, Comic, Very, Funny, Hilarious, Humor, Humour, Best, Canada, Toronto, Brampton, Indian, Asian, Stereotype, Brown

Id: O0qZ0_d7Lek

Length: 3min 23sec (203 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 11 2020