That Boy Is 18!? | Russell Peters

it's a little boy right that will do you buddy how old 18 shut the [ __ ] up your balls haven't even dropped yet there's no way you're 18 18 18 is that the age is supposed to be I mean in here I mean you're 18 this is about does your body know about it you look like you're 9 who you whisked tonight hmm your parents okay so mom and dad you is he really a teen what happened is he okay man what's your name Sheil wow it's amazing Sheol and is he always looked like a child like when he was born was he just a sperm or something was he the doctor congratulations it's a boy [Applause] hey you look young did we get a shot at him already because he looks you don't even have your first mustache yet that's that's an Indian right up every all the girls in here have them already and you don't you got a girlfriend you don't want you don't want to say he's your parents are right there have you been [Music] giving him the shield meal 18 that's crazy dad what's your name what Sanji horse inject or send you or some jolt which sons is it the right one and what about the left one he hasn't got the right or the left yet they're still just stuck up there and who's that guy beside you do you know him no he's just and that poor guys 13 beside you that's unfortunate I did you who did you come with tonight that's the best Indian answer ever then what came by yourself and you know why you don't get what's your name who need how old do you put eat 40 okay well you look good for 40 he looks childish for 18 he and how old are you dad 50 so you're my age and you've got a child that looks like a child is he your only child yeah cuz you were like I can't do this twice I mean maybe you have a nine year old who's in a petri dish somewhere I don't know maybe

Channel: Russell Peters

Views: 1,788,885

Rating: 4.7967811 out of 5

Keywords: Russell Peters, Special, New, Old, Comedy, Comedian, Comic, Very, Funny, Hilarious, Humor, Humour, Best, Canada, Toronto, Brampton, Indian, Asian, Stereotype, Brown

Id: 2LLZt1vWzOg

Length: 3min 32sec (212 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 12 2020