Do You Have A Chinese Name? | Russell Peters

ah how are you sir good good that's alright you seem nervous relax don't body language shifted what's your name brown guy sorry I look try and seduce me with your Indian name I look [Music] I've heard the name before Alok that your wife with you no girlfriend yeah why did you say Noah so emphatically no are you crazy have you lost you what do you do for a living Alok i T of course you do why wouldn't you do for IT way to step outside the box huh let me guess the Arab guy behind you owns a gas station right yeah do you own a gas station he's like almost and were you from Alok deli how long have you been in America for 10 years nice and you thinking about marrying this lady getting getting close to green card time buddy that's what I'm saying you got it gotta start thinking about securing that futures all I'm saying you know has he got a little good nickname for you greenie greenie what style of Asian are my Asian friends here what are you guys you you guys are Korean and you're Chinese yeah okay good wait is that your wife she leaned into the greens I'm Korean too that's the only Chinese with us taekwondo kungfu and what's your name my Chinese friend sorry tom oh yeah for sure I see no reason why it wouldn't be talking are were you from Lansing oh yeah for sure were you born in Lansing and when did your family come to the States your parents are your grandparents parents in the 50s okay cool where'd they come from Hong Kong or mainland or mainland so do you speak Mandarin or Cantonese or a little a little bit of Mandarin that's all right good deal what do you do Tom engineer keeping it real you have a Chinese name Tom of course you do there's no way your parents named you Tom in an I mean on the name our baby but what's your Chinese name Tom Qi Ling oh so you must be really relaxed what are you doing I'm just chilling it's good to see you out chillin out awesome I would use that name Tom you

Channel: Russell Peters

Views: 1,307,502

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Keywords: Russell Peters, Special, New, Old, Comedy, Comedian, Comic, Very, Funny, Hilarious, Humor, Humour, Best, Canada, Toronto, Brampton, Indian, Asian, Stereotype, Brown

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Length: 4min 13sec (253 seconds)

Published: Sun May 17 2020