Russell Peters | Unexpected Names and Relationships

what's up buddy how are you what are you a-rab or something i don't know why you're covering a woman up like that maybe you are an arab guy then what's what what's your name giant fella jay what's your background spanish from spain colombia so not spanish i didn't say what language are you dumb answer that was jay and if your family was from colombia why would they name you something they can't say [Applause] and this is our son yay [Applause] your son yay si ye son what style of asian are you sorry chinese that's the main kind that's the one they make the most of that's uh what's your name alan oh yeah again jay have you met alan his parents are trying to name him aaron but you guys are just alike yay son this is your friend aaron all right well do you know that guy beside you i can't tell what he is either i don't know if he's a black guy or a brown guy let me have a look at you buddy looking at the hair you cut it low so we can't tell you know yeah you're indeed it was his posture that gave it away we never look proud when we're sitting down what's your name black guy will good and that's your girlfriend your wife wife all right what's your background sweetheart lebanese wow that's uh that's amazing more so that you're both alive still um i can't believe she's marrying abid um when do you think your parents are going to talk to you again when do you think that's going to happen one day it's ironic that his name's will and he's been you've been cut out of your family so um yeah yeah i like that one too all right how long have you guys been married for seven years okay so they talk to you now or were they mad you know they were mad as [ __ ] at first right there's no reason for them to be racist but they just are it's like it's it's not like you know what i'm saying well indians are the same way we have no in bad history with black people except for the ones that went to uganda but that's your fault you shouldn't have gone to uganda but uh you know and then uh but for some reason that that racism just trickled down and be careful with the blacks they like to shoot have the guns you guys have any babies yet that's awesome black arab babies oh wow what do you have a boy nice what's his name zain jackson that's awesome that's amazing [Laughter] that's great i'm so happy i really am happy for you guys i like when it works out you know what i mean

Channel: Russell Peters

Views: 1,458,823

Keywords: Russell Peters, Special, New, Old, Comedy, Comedian, Comic, Very, Funny, Hilarious, Humor, Humour, Best, Canada, Toronto, Brampton, Indian, Asian, Stereotype, Brown

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Length: 4min 59sec (299 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 05 2020