Lebanon vs dubai!

doing this to us they make us look crazy that's not who they blame I go why do they think you're crazy good it's not us I go who is it they go misty Saudis they always blame you I go why do you blame the Saudis cuz they you know bin Laden I don't know bin Laden first of all all right I he saw me so it's your fault I keep trying to sell Dubai to us that's that's always funny to me and whenever they try to sell Dubai in the commercials those make it look so glamorous and it's always like a British voiceover or an American voiceover like come on down to Dubai for the world Shopping Festival stay in the beautiful 7 star Jumeirah Beach Hotel see the world's tallest building still in the beautiful Palm Island I'm like whoohoo that sounds good and then I'm in like Lebanon and I asked around I go they go where were you before this I was in Dubai it's stupid heck how do you mean it's stupid they do dumb things what do you mean they do dumb things they have the tallest building in the world it's empty there's like having fastest car with no engine name a seven star hotel what did five become not enough I go they made an island that looks like a palm tree you gotta admit that's kind of impressive yes that's good idea only wrong and three what you mean wrong tree you see Russell there is a reason you never hear an Arab voice advertising these three which treat the palm tree yes why won't you say it because there is no P in the Arabic alphabet the P is a B nobody wants to stay on bomb three okay aside from that isn't that a cool idea palm Tran no it's only good if you were flying over then you look down you go Hey look mom to me but you've got to bump the island now you're on the island you don't see palm tree anymore no I'm on shitty sandbar in the middle of the ocean when you go there you find out where the hot spots are at a party have you been ever been back to the Middle East at all Iraqi guy sorry just Edgware Robert said sorry Bayswater Road that's it has a bladder working out for you good you know if your jeans weren't so tight you wouldn't have to pee so much all right my discount piss his girlfriend's like please don't come back please don't come back you go to the Middle East you find out that Lebanon is the place to go did you go to Lebanon that's the party place isn't it that's where everybody goes that's their Vegas and everybody kept telling me right before I went to Lebanon they're like listen when you go to Lebanon this party it's built birth you'll ever have that's what biz Barty I don't know what a party is but I'm gonna trust you on this one and let me tell you something it was it was the best time I ever had it was like in Lebanon and it was it was crazy like this like it's not even like wow they were just nuts it was just like a good vibe it was like a fun time I remember I did my shows there and after the shows these four Lebanese dudes roll up then like the grid so that's a you want to go back to you I go if I have to go party I well thank you know about tea we go to a nightclub you want to go oh yeah sure for Arab fellows whom I've never met before let me assist you in my own abduction so I I get in the car with these four guys cuz I'm an idiot right I get in the car but I get stuck in the middle seat in the back which is even worse now and we're start driving to this nightclub right and here's the thing you put five guys in a car or rather for that couldn't speak the same language and you put four guys in a car that are going to a nightclub and it's gonna sound rowdy even if you don't understand the language it's gonna sound rowdy because four guys gone the way to nightclubs like it's gonna be up the chain we're gonna get bottle service who's gonna be bitches bitches bitches bitches and that's all you think but then you add the fact that they're all speaking Arabic and they're probably saying the same but if you don't understand it it sounds aggressive and I'm in the backseat and I start panicking because I'm thinking holy they're arguing as to who's gonna kill me I'm thinking they're gonna know I killed this one I killed a lot so you killed another girl to kill him you kill who's gonna I'm especially in Lebanon I don't even think they're speaking Arabic properly and all I keep hearing is Habibi that's all I keep hearing happy happy happy happy so I try to turn the conversation back to english and i go so guys well tell me about the nightclub good vote to love it's beautiful okay well tell me about it it's bomb shelter I got a hilarious what do you mean it is bomb shelter we're going to a nightclub called bomb shelter is bullying out there I got anything at all arias no what do you mean no it's when Beirut we're go to a place called bomb shelter yeah why is funny goats ironic so going to India and go to a nightclub called diarrhea come on down to diarrhea it's the

Channel: Elz AlMulhim

Views: 2,473,171

Rating: 4.6128521 out of 5

Keywords: Lebanon, dubai, hilaroious, stand, up, comedy

Id: 67hMWfXYeUQ

Length: 6min 16sec (376 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 18 2014