Women Overthink, Men Underthink | Russell Peters

crazy women a little crazy on you know that's the problem with the men and women's situation is here's the here's the action I've broken it down with the problem is the problem is is that women are always thinking always their brains are continuously working they never stop thinking it doesn't have to be about them or you they're just thinking about all the time right now Vicki could be sitting there looking at the stage man with the stage just made out of just in her head just see she's laughing cuz that's what she was thinking just now she's like I was made out of it microphone heavy they're just all the time even when they're sleepin that's why women will always make up a weird dream I wake I wish I could remember my can dreams I don't remember my dreams give had a girl hey mind your girlfriend wake up from a dream and she dreamt about you and you did some in her dreaming she wakes up mad at you [Applause] hey don't touch me what did I do you know what you did I woke up I wish you didn't the women are always thinking their brains are continuously moving they're always exercising that brain see guys have the ability to do something that women can't do I don't know if you can't do it or if you just choose not to I don't know if you're afraid your brain will shut off if you do this or something but guys have the ability to sit there for like 15 minutes stare off into space and think about nothing when I think nothing I mean there isn't one single thought in our head like if you were to put a camera in our head to see what we were thinking it would just be a blank screen best at best screensaver that's it just this and women can't handle that cuz women will always come over to you when you're having your 15 minutes of thoughtless time and always come over have you ever noticed how scared we get when you do that and we tell you what we're thinking about nothing and here's the thing about a month into a relationship a woman will look at you and go promise me something sure anything would promise you'll never lie to me promise and that's the first time we lie to you it's mess-up is when you tell you woman the truth and that's the wrong answer you tell her the truth and that's not what she wanted to hear they tell you never lie to me we tell you the truth and it's not what you want to hear it doesn't have to be a good truth or a bad truth they're just be an indifferent truth but they don't want to hear about it that's why when they ask you what are you thinking about when we go nothing we just told you the truth but that's not what she wanted to hear come on you have been thinking about something no it wasn't it was there was nothing there wasn't anything in my head nothing really they start accusing you why won't you tell me what you're thinking what do you think I'm hiding my thoughts even if I was their main box every one of them to be real I would have set him I wasn't thinking about anything [Applause]

Channel: Russell Peters

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Keywords: Russell Peters, Special, New, Old, Comedy, Comedian, Comic, Very, Funny, Hilarious, Humor, Humour, Best, Canada, Toronto, Brampton, Indian, Asian, Stereotype, Brown

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Length: 4min 33sec (273 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 07 2019