Russell Peters | Kid Friendly

how you guys doing good good all right you know each other or just first date nice well grinder's here to help people you know i uh we have raj and yuan over there that's that's yuan and raj is too dark to be seen your name sir skyler okay um that's mike he's not a fighter looks like a fighter that's dave and frank dave's japanese not good with chopsticks um frank is chinese he's married to dave's sister um that's a sheesh and sh um uh and you met yuan and uh and raj and neha i think right uh they're over there and they uh yeah and i never met i never talked to them yet and uh i think that's it i think you're catching oh sorry and joe jackson michael jackson's father's here i know you think he's dead but he's right there and chuck zito is here doing security so don't [ __ ] around um and and and uh kung lee is also here the former strike force middleweight champion so you're in trouble tonight all right folks bob put your phone down for fakes bob i just said and you just got lasered by chuck zito are you out of your mind bob i got scared when he looked at you i was like [ __ ] okay good you're caught up skylar and what's your friend's name rylan the [ __ ] is that is that a name or you're anglo-indian i'm okay well me too but nobody named ryland in my family how do you spell rylan ryland who they get that from rykuter nothing you know what's worse than a rye cooter a dry cooter oh yeah [Laughter] it's uh not a vagina that's not lubed because that lady looked lost she was like i'm sorry sir but you brought him you know what i mean i didn't uh you're the one who has to explain not me all right i what is your name my ten-year-old friend joseph it's nice to see you joseph and i apologize about all the language that you're hearing tonight you know all the curse words well and you know what i think it's coming from mom because she's the one laughing um dad dad's the one that looks like it's a different ten now you know what i mean dad it's ten at joe you know you know like i you know i was ten i didn't know i literally didn't even know the word i thought it was ship i literally thought somebody runs i'm not going to take any ship from her i won't take a ship either you know i don't go and watch the love boat speaking of ship i uh what's your name dad mike nice to meet you mike is that then that's your wife nice the the foul mouth teacher i uh you work out here mike no you live out here what do you do out here you live out here is that an infant joseph good news i don't have to apologize anymore guess what mike you're not the worst parents in the world anymore how old is your baby five months oh wow boy or girl i can't tell cause it's just the back of the head you know what i mean it's a boy and what's his name sean which spelling there's like three ways of doing this which way s-e-a-n scene okay

Channel: Russell Peters

Views: 374,887

Rating: 4.8367209 out of 5

Keywords: Russell Peters, Special, New, Old, Comedy, Comedian, Comic, Very, Funny, Hilarious, Humor, Humour, Best, Canada, Toronto, Brampton, Indian, Asian, Stereotype, Brown

Id: _7ZiFaA_7kg

Length: 4min 46sec (286 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 08 2021