Russell Peters | Car Dealers

i looked at you guys when i was doing the gay jokes i don't know if you are but uh you look pretty gay let's be honest um oh yeah look at that yeah which well you're both really you're together here's what i'm saying here you can't be like him right i'm like no you're together what what's your name buddy sunny what's it short for where where's your family from oh you're lebanese okay so you know they didn't name you sonny probably your glasses are sweating what's wrong buddy [Applause] give me my 72 virgins it gets to heaven they're all dudes [Laughter] 72 guy virgins [Laughter] uh what what do you do for a living sonny you sell cars what kind kia kyo are you doing are you threatening me or are you telling me what kind of cars if you ask me again ikea [Applause] you sell kias nice and is that your buddy with you your best friend i don't do that when i just said you were gay see see how he gave you up just now too it was like best friend love him so much hello [Applause] are you lebanese too bro oh yeah all right what's your name christian i guess your parents didn't want anybody to think different we are from lebanon but we are christian and this is my son christian oh good to meet you guys how old are you sonny 21 i would not buy a car from a 21 year old you crazy tell me about this car uh it's nice [Applause] what's the gas mileage like oh you can go far [Laughter] would you buy a car from 21 year old hell no he tried to sell you one already but just now while you were sitting there waiting for the show to start [Applause] they're not cookies sonny they're cars so are you here for the show you have car you ever heard of kia what are you getting out sonny your business card i'm not going to buy one of your cars sonny [Applause] if anybody needs a kia you can go to joe crisofio and that's was it chris hafia well i want to talk you know joe crucifix and um scarborough beach road there osborne park sounds like a nice area they always put the best dealerships in those parts oh you have a girlfriend sonny no you're looking for one check check the trunk of a kia it might be in christian you got a girlfriend buddy in the process what does that mean is she aware of this or well right now i'm insta-stalking her did you meet the ladies beside you not not in a hitting on kind of way i mean you're sitting beside them i thought you might i mean if sonny tries to sell this guy a car the least you could do is say hello to the ladies on your right do either of you need a kia okay if you do i got a guy

Channel: Russell Peters

Views: 1,039,279

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Keywords: Russell Peters, Special, New, Old, Comedy, Comedian, Comic, Very, Funny, Hilarious, Humor, Humour, Best, Canada, Toronto, Brampton, Indian, Asian, Stereotype, Brown

Id: v2sFLnC6IYM

Length: 5min 35sec (335 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 03 2020