Russell Peters | Mix Indian Marriage

and you bro you're indian yeah i could see that um i i have eyes um i'm glad you're here he's having a problem with his laptop and um but you were born in india it seems like to me yeah i could tell like we could just we just know we just know it's a body language thing like people born very uncomfortable already you know what it means like immigrants have a different body language than people are from you like people from you're like oh what's up and then immigrants like hello and it could be white people they do the same thing it's and what's your name what happened oh say that again varma your name is varma isn't that your last name that's your first name and what's your full name i don't know like he said but it sounds like it sounded like that and that's your wife with you yes why'd you look how many [ __ ] you got on the go [Applause] and what's your name sweetheart what come on the car um not in the summer you ruined the paint um is that what you heard too sir because i'm not just hearing things what is it kama kamakama kama kamakamalika [Music] kamalika oh that's a good name and when did you move to america 2008 so it's not been that long 11 years and you know what 11 years yeah i can do math i i can't do difficult math but basic i can i'm pretty you give me numbers like 10 or 11. i'm good i got you but uh you get to 13 i'm like ah [ __ ] i got a that's it's a mess it's a mess huh i'm an idiot i'm an idiot i uh and how long have you two been married for one year oh you just got married okay where'd you meet congratulations it's not really a congratulations when you see two indian married people together i mean there's 1.3 billion of us we're going to find one um oh where did you get that you know what where'd you guys meet varma houston texas what the [ __ ] [Music] [Applause] okay were you guys at uh whataburger and you were like uh um what were you doing in houston you're going to kaplan gabe kaplan mr carter or only old people get that reference um thank you ma'am i uh what's kaplan a university it's a school okay you were going there and how old are you for varma 35 okay so you came here at 24. quick math um ah so you moved here from india not your family just you you were like i am going and they were like where's varma went went to the shops and never came back he's i don't know i don't know said something about getting spices oregano or something oh oregon oh [ __ ] i misread i misread the note i misread i thought he was on a spice run i i don't have time oh i don't have time i don't have time for this not time okay this is funny for me all right um so you left india to come to america for school or a job yes for school and then you move from from what part of into south india i'm thinking hyderabad yeah so you left hyderabad and you moved to oregon houston texas and then you moved to connecticut and then michigan and then you're really [ __ ] checking out the states you are getting your money's worth nice job and then you met comely um uh sorry it's just a short night you know or we can give you the indian one kamloo is that better is that all you need is two o's at the end of name to make it an indian nickname what's your name sir joshu that's what you'd be have you met joshu um that's it oh joshua joshu that's okay so after you did your little tour of america you found yourself in here you were in houston so you ran houston so you left india moved to houston and that's where you met her and you met her then when you first moved and then did you know right away you wanted to marry this woman no were you guys right away or you gave it some time that's good that's good nothing wrong with that and uh when did you leave india come lou i realized it can't call or come that just it sounds gross i uh i might as well when did you get here i uh um cheers what's your problem anyway um when did you move to america around the same time and from from where calcutta that's my peeps did you know that yeah my mom's from calcutta yeah oh really bastard elliot road you know elliot road you know flirty is on park street you know bastard new market you know nahum's bakery in new market that is my uncle's bakery my uncle david nahum he was a jew he was you um okay so see now what you're not getting right now because a lot of you may not understand the intricacies of this he's south indian and she is considered what east right bengali but it's on the east side right throw up your e um that's a mixed marriage in india right there despite them being from the same country they're both their parents are like what do you what her parents must have his [ __ ] fit when she brought that guy home because they would have been like he's black he's black he's he's oh comely he's black without the benefits of being black that's [Applause] is that not an accurate assessment what do you think yeah you you can't say yes because you know it's [ __ ] true because her parents like you now but at the time you know they indians are just innately racist we don't mean to be but okay so so you met and then uh he got married last year did you date for how many years or at all five years okay so you took your time that's good okay i will accept this answer

Channel: Russell Peters

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Length: 8min 6sec (486 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 26 2020