CURSED DISCORD TEXTS

good news i can sit on my balls bad news i just sat on my balls what's up cuties this scored bro i don't even know what to say about this good anymore but it is a very very cursed place and you guys seem to really enjoy these discord message videos so today it's time for some cursed discord texts okay so we got a little among us image here we've got red red two blue boy 34 and you fool i'm gonna say it the funny three two one red kind of sus xd mr dune left the group he couldn't take the comedy gold i'm being held hostage please help this isn't a freaking joke this bird kidnapped me i've been forced to eat nothing but bird seed for two weeks and forces me to pay rent in my own house do you guys want proof the constitution truly doesn't represent the people yes the word poggers is not in the constitution even once it's a disgrace i both got so drunk on friday a homeless guy had to help me get home some baba bought it in it the homeless guy i guide others to a treasure i cannot possess are you british yes pathetic why are you british wait what's what's wrong with being british man don't do this to me i love you guys ah it's like talking to a wall it really is you know what they call me they call me undeserving of love i have given you every heart emoji under the freaking sun to show you that you're very much deserving of love this is the cutest thing i've ever seen in all of these discord videos wholesome moment she is going to commit multiple war crimes oh hey girl nice name dm me host some anime girls oh i might have to anti cringe ass nay nay baby 2002 to 2004 shot to death rest in peace rest in peace you will be missed guys i'm on minecraft i'm in love with you emilia uh how do i pull up coordinates ooh maybe they're gonna meet together on the minecraft server and start making out now from the top make it drop that's a weaponized assault penguins forget about nicki minaj or is it cardi b i don't even know who made that song they stole the lyrics from this person it's not wet ass it's weaponized assault penguins okay let's talk about boobs arum started a call that lasted 22 hours i'm not sure what's worse the fact that this guy could conversate about boobs for 22 hours or the fact that this screenshot is in light mode on discord who uses light mode on discord i respect light mode on twitter but on discord that's that's not acceptable guys i'm playing black ops 2 zombies hey give me the controller you suck boss it's the type of guy to load up a black ops 2 zombies custom lobby on easy mode yes that's actually a thing uh question mark oh these they look like the word puberty i bet one day this image here will be used in uh high school biology classes kids today we're gonna be talking about puberty just take a look at this women are like square roots if they're under 13 just do them in your head wait so 14 is fine no today i offer you take it omg engineer christmas game early huh bro i'm literally a dead rabbit i cannot relate to your ego problems of course america has deep fried water america has deep fried everything america even deep fried not one but two japanese cities i could have kept doing that for much longer but yeah there's a large size why am i flexing the fact that i can do an oof for so long that's that's not cool due to recent mod abuse from some mods i would like to on behalf of the entire staff team say get peppa pog pog gg bruh you just advanced to level six we need to see this peppa pig spin off peppa pog is when peppa pig grows up and then uh creates a discord account and starts playing fortnite for 24 hours a day kids channel make it happen choose your prime delivery option free premium shipping get it on thursday october 22nd or free standard shipping get it on tuesday october 20th wait a minute uh all right beefy bezos explain this why is the premium shipping slower than the standard shipping makes no sense here catch got him thanks eminem me and the boys going fishing me and the boys going fishing cool ended four hours yesterday at 7 02 pm i've committed mass genocide against dogs what a story progression pass the fanboy down i'm taking the fanboy with me me when i climb the fanboy on mas and make loads of money with it cashed baby uh everyone alright before you say anything yes i did make the entire shrek movie but it's in a discord e-mode obviously edited though here's a better version also yeah the entire shrek film is the new remote which was made by me uh what i decided to also make the faster version emote as well so what a productive thing to do with your time pumpkin this took me 12 hours and a lot of blood sweat and tears wow artwork oh sweetheart that's the best work in the house thank you next thing you know he'll be on fiverr.com offering commissions for 69 an hour help last night i accidentally sent my cousin the entire b-movie and i can't cancel sending it low it's still loading how do you accidentally send someone the whole b-movie script it's not the script it's the footage oh no straight up piracy law law bruh this is the video if you want to watch it hopefully this doesn't take more than a day to load this dude's internet must be getting decimated right now not only on snapchat is he uploading the entire b movie but now he's going through discord as well rest in peace at the end of the month his service provider sends through like a 500 charge and he emails them wait what is this why why would you do this to me and i say uh yes sir we noticed um an upload of 8 900 gigabytes worth of content could you please uh elaborate on this incredible man ah kanye west taking a little peepee session on his grammy award but wait sound effect ah tastes good okay drake okay what up [Music] lick dog guru 1 r you have been licked by oli oh ok see y'all in a few days dude i need to join the server man like come on it has a bot where you get licked by anime girls what can be better than that holy heck guys i made up an idea what if they made among us condoms but every nine packets there's a hole in one them imposter condoms what the frick is wrong with you guys among us if you see this there you go you got a new brand new business idea think how many millions they could make with these condoms and how many children will be conceived as well just imagine that one day your parents telling you that the only reason you were born is because they purchased some among us condoms and you happen to be the condom with a hole in it whoops had this yesterday [Laughter] [Applause] very yummy chocolate yo bro are you bulls actually huge boy they're huge but when pp is average or averge oh why have i only just noticed his name average peepee but huge balls at least he's getting that conversation done and dusted anyways that's it guys hope you enjoyed the video and if you want to see more just click on the screen and yeah i'll see you on the next one much love peace

Channel: Fainted

Views: 197,990

Rating: 4.9702883 out of 5

Keywords: funny, discord, texts, funniest, funny discord texts, funniest discord texts, funniest discord texts ever, chats, funny texts, funny text fails, funny text messages, text fails, memes, discord memes, discord chat memes, discord meme, funny discord, fainted, discord chats, r/discord_irl, funny discord chats, funny discord messages, cursed discord messages, cursed discord chats

Id: dSFe7cBt2rk

Length: 8min 38sec (518 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 22 2020