Cody Ko and Noel Miller’s Funny Moments

[Music] this is such a [ __ ] up screen out of context yeah yeah yeah it really is choose your skin don't cutting this part out of the video just just Cody oh no all being racist for 30 just choose your skin tone ooh dude like our favorite um what the [ __ ] is a power thought what is that oh it's like a thought but just super strong what do you think we should go for dinner tonight babe oh wait baby I'm having a Power fun I'm gonna take about a 2 hour break and head up the gym to get a workout in you know working out is a huge priority in my life it was getting angry let's go let's go half the people go to Whole Foods just went there because they think it's healthy yeah other half are just so far gone why I have to be Whole Foods to me always look kind of space down there just kind of sitting there like holding vegetables there's kind of their like sunburned is [ __ ] they're having an acid flashback yeah they're just like oh maybe I want peace so you got to get the whole thing what's you say again I think I note ocking is unnecessary but also words are my love language should please just like [ __ ] speak your truth Thanks fair enough yeah scripture rice going right here thanks fair enough such a dude just like playing along yeah yeah fair enough oh it's so crazy only make smoothie ways I feel like I think and feelings and see this world through birds see this world through birds or see the Raven for Game of Thrones just sitting in the Whole Foods parking lot [Music] army of [ __ ] birds around her that's why I need to like have you talked to me oh I don't know Moss he's like I'm a lot I have no clue what you're talking I don't know where we are oh [ __ ] alright I think we did too much Claire how many did you take yeah what was the dosage oh excited to experience this bit of intimacy kissing with my husband on our wedding day like it's gonna be so amazing it's not gonna be amazing it's not gonna be amazing they just open mouth tongue dude right now kiss the bride zombie kiss yeah just the opposite they don't know what to do they just do nothing yeah you may now kiss the bride are you are you gonna go where just what's gonna shake on it yeah love you bro big up son you can my wife dress is sick come on lazybones your toast is getting cold just be really loud and cheerful it's totally at odds with the vibe in the room house I responded miles shut up Thanks say nothing all right Codell your toast is getting cold man Tim takes a condom and puts a massive [ __ ] in it and then he puts it in his pocket shall we sneak a peek what that's a vulnerable moment rapping with your dick that's super vulnerable but also yeah that's not cool at all we paid to do it oh yeah we just paid to sexually harass someone I remember one time a specific story where I was totally obsessed with this one guy in fact I remember seeing him for the first time and then from that point on he is all I thought about day and night yeah that's called being horny I mean that's the whole that's my whole problem with these videos yeah they're just talking about normal [ __ ] people deal with when they're growing up yeah oh my god I was interested in a person of the opposite sex yeah that's pretty then they're like but that's a sin and we're gonna show you how to [ __ ] not do that how many girls are gonna watch this these are for no one guy number three that you definitely shouldn't date quarter marry is mr. struggle now we all have our struggles in life right but we're talking about here with mr. struggle is a guy who's struggling with big things and he always says I'm trying I'll do better next time I promise I'm gonna overcome this and I promise I'm gonna get better in this area but as his track record continues he never actually actually overcomes those struggles I love how condescending that title is what mr. struggles I know you know he's he's dealing with it a tough childhood and he says that he's gonna overcome it but he just can't ditch ditches and ditch his ass leave him like his mother did because he's never going to become a whole man he's weak he's always gonna hand us a little bit [ __ ] goddamn struggle yes I've been mr. struggle before guys there's no other way I can say the only white people made a point to me while we're on tour to be like of your shoes on time just you know and they all said I want you to trip Airport a lot of things Michael so here what is she and today I am going to be talking about how to be single and satisfied at the same time so we're just gonna have some really you just [ __ ] your self that's something fleshlight this video should be 30 seconds this is what this video should be notes up guys it's Kody you know while you're back with boy defined ministry today we're gonna teach you how to be single and satisfied now it starts with say yeah you know really basic then we we like to call master masterbate yeah you know you know I mean like back we were a little young a little younger she's just dancing around what she watched it wants to talk about yeah what thoughts are you talking about here yeah looks really hard yeah you want to [ __ ] yeah and the thoughts get crazier and deeper and maybe a man on the side of a building it's too much coffee today this is Catholic ASMR I want to pray together you and me I want a brand to your mouth do you hear that that's me I'm folding my Bible I just thought how inspiring did not expect to last as long as you a little yeah like my husband you've been single for so long like 38 I'm threatening a child she's been smiling for two minutes what is going on video that's what that is that's what that skill is [Music] oh I wonder if she knows that sex exists like straight up no she does I am probably not dude she's probably gonna be like her husband's gonna be like alright now that we've kisses no take you to the next step which is like what what do you mean what's next what do you mean oh my god yeah yeah what the [ __ ] is that secure the knife basic it off you don't know this is my dick get off get off oh honey right now we can go back to kissing this is like being a dad and you drive a Dodge Neon and every day like just some kid outside playing handball they're like nice car and then you just one day I had too many just come up to the handball game pick a big kid my [ __ ] feet boys a gay car whoo what is scariest sound on earth open up your neck on your legs call me sugar gay again see what happens and see what happens dude dicks you don't have to see your [ __ ] dude call me sugar gay again I'm gonna [ __ ] up your [ __ ] Oh beat all the Fox out of you and your day you're out of your dick animation give this kid so much credit to have the [ __ ] the gall to just stand next to him be like dude what did I say I know he's really going this oh yes heard me say what is he heard me saying what sugar gay what'd you say did I see [ __ ] what'd I say sugar gay so the first one you need to ask is this row basic will this post be honoring to God okay that's a good tip yeah okay maybe we should and this may be by by going through maybe one of your tweet yeah drafted yeah and just run this exercise and see if it's honoring to God honoring God absolutely okay here's one muddin verb dragging my big old hog through your ass yeah I think it's yeah yeah I think yeah it look a good good God like call him sugar gay so his comeback is I'm gonna [ __ ] you in the ass yeah I like how I like cuz like building up at first it was quiet like I'll [ __ ] you up I'll beat your [ __ ] I'll be your dick I'm a [ __ ] I'm gonna [ __ ] your ass kiss me right now do what it's your [ __ ] number I want to meet up so I can be take your shirt off come on kiss me gingerly I bet you won't do it touch my lips to your lips [ __ ] [ __ ] I will kiss you it's softly call me sugar gave one more time I will give you a massage I've come on Barry this guy just keeps coming out of nowhere just six feet Oh conversation that's already happening yeah six foot lot better [ __ ] it up I have you seen me lucky charms so that's why me and my dad don't talk anymore it's just really well y'all about my dude Myles [ __ ] off man I just think it's all about Lewis Conor McGregor steps in and lasers Tim in the face with a head kick what the [ __ ] we're getting emails all the time Bethany my boyfriend wants me to give him that good top I just I can't bring myself to do it just so many emails so many emails like Bethany my boy my boyfriend pulled me aside the other day and he said babe I want you to give me that Samsung spin cycle sloppy toppy and I just don't know what to do tell him wait for me you gotta wait two or three years I mean he'll full I mean heck for that's what I did before you give him that sloppy top yeah that good night my entire life right there my name is wait oh I'll burn cuz I don't want to smoke you see you see me and Cody school we squashed it right I ain't even okay we squashed it yeah we squashed it um so if you're watching this isn't it mean to make him fete your drink get the men to work for you I like it wanted to get me by yourself did you watch that last one we got to see where that goes brah I'll be right back Thalia no not really [Music] you're both quiet for a moment oh that's weird honey oh that's so weird dude why'd you just put the sounds in after you don't got to do the sound he was amazing lots I'm so boring he's like I know yeah we already did the intro thing just a robot I'm Codell I'm Co down I know you come down I see you looking at me afore we have a conversation i'm Codell Jesus that's [ __ ] hot [Music] [Music] what not that I just did you find what are you doing to pick up my daughter from school it's too late just stay there this is getting weird I am fully floored at the [ __ ] storyline this went from what did you call me into kissing dudes on the cheek this is gotta be a sketch it can't be real but that would be like the ultimate mind [ __ ] it is oh yeah for sure kids like Joker gay ah what did you call me and these legs kisses Fran said would you call her guys it's like wait the art all right [ __ ] a guy sugar what bro sugar what so you sugar gay who's sugar again who is sugar gay you are you are that's right [Laughter] [Music] looking high here love island is a music festival he plays water polo within the Olympic she's biting her lip yeah geez I'm definitely going to pick you this evening a little much come on stronger you need to check off Jen [Music] Levi bends down and picks up some water hands at the head I think you need this Jen looks a bit left out she's clingy as [ __ ] and can't handle it when no one's paying attention to she decides to resort to alcohol yeah thank [ __ ] god oh oh there's something I want to ask you we power wash my nutsack I'm Coto it seems he's got something on the tip of his tongue before you say anything Jem Jen do Jin is worse than the red haired chest piece dude yeah so I'm just like you know I'm thinking I could really meet someone here that I really like then [ __ ] miles comes from the back you see I think it's all about looks I'm a chess piece both of you not both of you what are you doing in the front no you can't sit in the front I'm 20 no I'm gonna look like a pedophile you have to go on the back maybe seems so hard what's the date today the forest fourth of what um April what time is it 144 I got it don't say anything she cracks up at her own joke yeah this course she does she just sounds nervous always like getting liquor yeah she's blacked out right now laughing at her own jokes like an insane person yeah I don't quite know what's going on with Jay to see the Islanders yelling right right please someone please the next year this is cool right and then the next year that it was like this is cool right with the ring away her like her sanity just slowly disappearing I'm glad like it's cool 31 she's just like now I'm gonna get the biggest kiss come here Jonny why don't you lay one on me oh my god if any of you have your eyes on Mason I swear to god oh shoot she looks at you who Jesus [ __ ] Chucky just chill out okay [ __ ] Oh what what her face just chill out okay yes shell out okay all right all right all right all right all right seventeen voices yeah [ __ ] bats why out of her mouth just like and she licks her teeth after just threatening to kill you know I don't want to sound cookie but we've had a couple of moments already Oh smooth operator I like Mason if I can get him what about you Talia you don't listen I don't listen to him yeah I'm angry now bring it in bring it in bring it in bring it in bring it in I'm mad right now Aysen takes two and puts them in his spot he needs to Talia does the same okay all right fine leaving Mason has to like take two and like cut them down the middle and then tape them together and start sewing them together with a line of duct tape for the top back I have to do this every time it's really frustrating so man okay my yesterday and I bought just like some whey protein for all sales final if you have to repeat you should be fine okay I have it all right cool thanks man I love you Levi's sitting up with his feet on the table surprise them Samuraizer well granted it is October almost so this kind of makes sense spooky season yeah Thalia doesn't say anything to that but a little smile stays in the corner of her mouth pixie had a stroke she raced eye contact first with a slight rose over our brows like he stops talking his bare feet on stone floors the only sound as he walks tourists there's a really creepy Seattle walk I would have to say am i blushing now you're definitely my favorite he's he's nose to nose with you now so what kiss him kiss him kiss him oh I feel like I could deflect a firehose with this this should the orthopedic somehow hey Cody come put this on you look a hundred years older this your head Jane describes itself as a lifelong alien experience and claims she is an alien abductee is in a white painted cot and I pulled myself up and looked up into the beautiful eyes I thought him as the man with cow eyes we went up into a spaceship can you learn take a joke mate you got come on you guys just made out with each other geez no way you're a fight they're horny yeah yeah that's our today's yeah just as they're squaring up yo what's up what's up dudes oh come on Doc come on swing take a [ __ ] swing lesson definitely not worth lesson definitely not learn all right then kiss me listen Codell I'm a man of my word okay and I'd appreciate and I'm assuming you are as well eleven because this sounds like a pickup artist book yeah and I feel like that's what a pickup artist guys are detective club being car salesmen so listen you like kissing right now just doing everything by the book all right I've made your three times which the book says is enough let's write now that gets black Jenica doing a pretty look not right now awesome Oh what as you lean a nice it's up in green shakily are you the key oh oh I thought he was gonna deny it is this [ __ ] here's the thing you fell for it here's the think oh no I never rush into a deal too quickly okay if it's a good deal it'll stick around yeah can I count on you yeah yeah look at that I got a GoPro because I'm a going pro you make you some simple candy oh great now I'm gonna have to call the manufacturer I broke it Levi turns his head dreamily does that look like hey hey people said we gotta [ __ ] around with ads and like egging people on spending gems basically oh okay so that's where the fun happens oh okay okay let's do it it's true watching man yeah it's [ __ ] watching that [ __ ] is that gonna shoot from the hip later are you I'm that way in restaurants you're the worst type of person I hate that [ __ ] I [ __ ] hate it then we're ready here and warn you ready so what do you recommend will you be shrimp scampi and just take you for the doodle off Grafton I can leave you to it if you want she thinks it's jacking off yeah oh oh oh I know you're a cheater sorry how you finding it so far I'm not sure I like all this power kid in the candy store yeah he turns to look at you not dream Lee this time though losing kodou must restrain alright I really like you I like what I'm seeing here but I want to know if this is worth my time I like to be direct okay oh my god you'll see build up to what would you do right now okay listen keep with me here right if I ask you to kiss me you know to see if we've got any actual chemistry we'll just say that she winks and sticks her tongue out yeah definitely the boys walk down in a single file they avoid making eye contact with each other yeah because that's look what do you want yeah I'm looking at my eyes fine okay what's good yeah what's up chillin man they sent an Allegro are in the bed next to you [ __ ] [ __ ] each other Allegra is still taking a receiver picks up why is this like mason clambers into bed [ __ ] demonic a scuffle dude head back see here you can see the gamer here in his natural element just absolutely fully concentrated on the task at hand he's cut off all time what do you [ __ ] its bitten me with a tough [Music] come on class yeah you better cover your ears some he hope you tuck your [ __ ] so we're gonna make a little revenge no I'm gonna get my revenge and I'm a freak y'all asses up in this here game dude I'm hungry your ass at fortnight I'm not no my my your we he's making all that noise he's sleeping slide down like a bat yeah [Music] in the middle of morning I want to make sure I have a good shot of succeeding with him oh she's just straight-up opening up yeah Wow you know we're gonna do to her we're gonna [ __ ] smash her why are the dirt you wanna do 13 years in prison after the ass what can I give you keep talking [ __ ] see what happening okay [Applause] [Music] yes that's why I'm talking about yes

Channel: Delphinium

Views: 3,336,371

Rating: 4.9709549 out of 5

Keywords: CodyKo, Noel Miller, NoelMiller, Funny, Compilation, Funny moments, funny moments, lol, youtube, 2019, Cody, Noel, Cody and Noel funny moment, Cody and Noel funny moments, Tiny Meat Gang, laugh, stupid, bored

Id: LzuA0m3QBxY

Length: 30min 12sec (1812 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 14 2019