Blind Dates Go Through Each Other's Phones

okay listen i i had to take down my tick tock cult video uh because of some reasons that i might explain in a future video but that means i owe expressvpn a video so i'm just going to do this right up front i want to thank the sponsor of this video which is expressvpn all right whenever you're using the world wide web um and you're browsing websites and you're surfing the net well people can see what websites are going to that's right your own isp can see what websites are going to even if you use incognito mode you thought that protected you you thought you did incognito mode pornhub.com and then you go watch the weird videos that you're watching well guess what someone at your isp maybe is like oh snap that's i gotta bookmark that one you know or maybe he's roasting you for your porn choice regardless you don't want that all right that's why expressvpn is crucial whenever you're browsing the internet just turn it on takes two clicks boom boom you turn it on and then your connection is rerouted through an encrypted server and nobody can see what websites you're going to no one can see what weird [ __ ] you're looking at i don't i'm not judging you and no one at your isp should be either all right and guess what if you're not using expressvpn your isp is legally allowed to sell your data to other people advertisers whatever so that you get so that other people are in on your [ __ ] too i like using expressvpn because i care about privacy as should you especially now in the days of ultra ad targeting and everything we should all care about this so if you want to try out expressvpn hit the link in the description or just go to expressvpn.com codyco and you'll get three months for free you might as well just do it alright back to the video all right today we got blind dates look through each other's phones james hit me up he said you gotta watch this video it's another [ __ ] slapper from the cut so let's just let's just let's just swan dive right into this crap people on a blind date get unrestricted access to each other's phones all right this could cool yeah this will be this will end up great this is awesome how do they think of this [ __ ] honestly how can we create the most awkward scenarios that's how they start their brainstorming sessions and i frankly i [ __ ] respect it uh who are you hi my name is austin my name is chloe holders are you looking for lab yes i mean i'm single so i am on dating apps i talk to lots of guys what do you look for in a partner um someone that's also open and honest someone who's stable and just has things going for them i mean it's not shallow say she gotta be like fit so like i'm really like an athlete so like i'd like for her to have a good physique you know right away i like that she was like oh i'm looking for someone who's open and honest and he was like bruh she's got to be jacked you know she's got to be yoked you're going to be putting yourself out there by letting your date go through your phone before they meet you what are you gonna look for on their phone obviously go through like her instagram kind of see how she is how she portrays herself his initial messages to people is is very telling like is it a hay or is it a what are you doing tonight would you worry about your date seeing on your phone i didn't really have a chance to like delve through my photos at all okay she's gonna look through your phone first are you ready to go into the other room sure this guy this guy is sweating bullets already it's like red in the face i mean i didn't really get a chance to filter out my pictures um so she might see some weird she might see some weird [ __ ] it's just like a bunch of pictures of like cabbage patch dolls why why do you have these um i collect them you wanna say hi hi hey he says hey try not to drop my phone he says try not to drop my phone okay we should have put a protector on it why don't you go to photos you can see this is already a [ __ ] disaster it's already a [ __ ] disaster what kind of line is that you idiot you idiot who who says that i try not to drop my phone it's like immediately the most condescending thing you could say to a person holding your phone try not to drop it all right thanks i'm not eight i can not drop a phone [ __ ] a foot to the table i'll try my best but i believe it or not i do have the motor skills of an adult so what an [ __ ] right away she was like all right put a [ __ ] case on it then you weirdo oh this is good sorry i'm stoked okay i'm just looking at selfies right now oh he he works out he's at a gym or maybe like a home gym yeah i have a sweep home gym set up he says he works out yeah a little bit it looks like yeah um he has lots of pictures of girls on here lots of screenshots he has the weirdest [ __ ] in here like there's a picture of a girl on a bike with her ass what the [ __ ] what did you take that picture or you just screenshot it from did you save it from the internet on your camera roll why it's out austin why are you taking screenshots of women with their butts out uh it pops up on my feed maybe i want to share it with my uh fellow brethren then dm it to them d use that feature that's the entire reason why they built it why are you saving these pictures to your phone that's that's bizarre i'm sorry it's weird it's weird there's plenty of ways that you can send there's like 8 000 sharing options i feel like he's just screenshotting so that he can like refer to it later like you know not even for wheat something weird just like just bring it up ah yeah i remember that one just got a nice ass all right cool what were you saying mom like a dating app profile like i mean i guess if he's sending it to someone like a friend and saying hey is this girl cute that would that would be normal but he likes has them still like this is from so long ago dude screenshots everything like it's just a slight bit creepy i'm one oh oh man i'm really starting to appreciate the cut seriously like wow look at this guy this guy's face i mean [ __ ] it i yeah so what that face is just defeated he's like i mean there's nothing i can really say right now i don't know why i have these screenshots i am weird you could not be more caught in 48k there's no more vulnerable of a position to be in right now i i guess he just didn't know what he was getting into today so have hinge i want to look at that really quickly okay so he looks cuter in his hinge profile than he does like in his personal selfies oh he's got a fitness video pushing a sled he's kind of doing it wrong though we mean he's doing it wrong uh well i'm a trainer so he's not going low enough yeah i know maybe not the one you post you know post the best workout video i mean this guy's getting destroyed this man is getting annihilated he is down abysmally this is the man of a face who is who is down so bad he's in the deepest darkest depths of the ocean you see those like fish with lanterns on their heads swimming around that's where he is i've gotten plenty of comments on it oh god this is the message that he sent may i interest you in some fornication [Laughter] the girl replied sounds tasty end of combo that was a good one this is the perfect video i mean you know it's a pretty good line it's a pretty good line you know he's like cut cut the [ __ ] man cut the [ __ ] all right i don't do the [ __ ] i don't do the small talk are you down to fornicate or what what's up you trying to get pregnant what's good like he is shorter than me he looks like he's anywhere from five seven to five ten maybe five ten i'm not five seven i'm not five eight i'm like five nine and a quarter so [ __ ] the same exact same as me and that's not short okay it's not it's not it's not short it's actually perfectly average how are you chloe i'm 5 10. oh yeah she'd [ __ ] tower right over me time is up okay are you ready for him to go through your phone yeah my phone is like mild compared to that okay so just the energy going into this right now is he's pissed clearly he's like i've just been made a fool of he's probably pissed at himself too he's like why do i have these weird pictures on my phone she roasted him she would completely annihilated him and so i'm guessing he's going to go pretty hard on hers well we'll see maybe they're just made for each other we'll see do you want him to start going through your phone go for it your battery's low as [ __ ] charge your phone it's all in red this [ __ ] about to die oh man this man i mean i've said it i just keep saying it but he's down he just keeps getting further down you know like roasting her battery dude you're just grasping at straws see i'm coming in hot right away charge your phone [ __ ] what are you doing little ass battery looking ass [ __ ] who are you what are you you don't charge your phone before you leave clearly you have issues clearly this is a deeper thing you need to see a [ __ ] therapist all right she does the whole like personalization thing with like what are these called widgets yeah it's cute it's kind of basic oh my god he's hella rude let's just start with instagram athlete founder of define beauty brand is that like your personal business or it is oh neat that's kind of cool fitness picks she's feeling herself yep she got yep yeah she's yoked oh oh yep okay yep yep she could beat the [ __ ] out of me holy hell yep okay yeah i'm gonna take her pointers on the sled on the sled technique and i'm gonna say nothing nothing mean about her now because she absolutely yep she is jacked i'm bigger than you she can beat the [ __ ] out of me for sure called it i [ __ ] called it i called it i'm so good at watching cut videos i mean obviously she thinks she's she's cute that's for sure all these different angles and all that dude he is so judgy like i was nice to him i mean you you weren't but that's fine i don't think he deserved anything else you weren't you were pretty pretty judgy too but that again it's fine it's fine he kind of asked for it a little bit i see some ass there's a lot of skin going on here see these didn't make the ground yeah what else cc in her photos what do you mean what else it's all her and some babies are these yours you got a kid yes i have a son she has a son you got a whole baby do you have any kids [ __ ] no i still live with the parents hey oh [ __ ] could these people be more opposite could they be worse for each other it's incredible you have a baby you have a baby yeah i have a son this guy still lives with his parents it's like oh my god his face you have a cha you actually made offspring what the [ __ ] what's wrong with you would you ever date someone who has a kid uh probably not no why not i'm a child myself i'm sure she's fantastic i'm gonna take him out i don't damn a lot of selfies all right so let's just i'll just go i'll go [ __ ] hinge let's go dating app prayer dating app this guy sucks sorry i'm sorry i'm i'm being judgey now but come on dude you're just really you're really not coming off great right now oh you got two likes in the queue john looking like an idiot liked your photo okay john caught a stray for no reason what what do you what what's your problem with john man what is this guy's issue man what a he's down he's down show some show a little humility you know you still have a chance maybe here you do but you're just taking yourself further further and further down you know what is this holes the movie and that's why you watch this channel baby's sick [ __ ] references i love you oh [ __ ] i'm messing this dude right now hey cutie you plus me tonight does he also have a kid hey kid for kid there you guys go you guys can have like dates to kids that's awesome your kids can date yeah maybe your kids can date that's a that's a joke are you ready to meet i'm in for it now what's cracking chloe you know i was really nice to you they want to kill each other look at this what'd you find on this phone i just a lot of screenshots naked women i don't have naked photos they're probably a little bit risque but like you know did you even find my risque photos 100 100 you look good without clothes on i mean yeah i mean that's that's good now you've seen them so just to delete them so try again you actually look better in person your selfie game is a little like 100 percent my photos are garbage i'm sorry i have no i have no commentary for this because i'm captivated i'm captivated would you two go on a second date with each other no not even like a little like a quick coffee no no no nope [ __ ] no f no frick no how many how many more ways can i say it heck no already said that one hell no [ __ ] no nope no no i know i think you're nice i think you're funny yeah yeah you're just a little rude just a lot but definitely not each other's type and like i have a kid and if that's like an absolute no then that then goodbye yeah exactly yeah you gotta put out your intentions and what you're looking for up front like obviously you don't meet it so no harm so yeah wow wow what are you looking for dude what are you looking for i'm just looking i'm kind of just you know looking for that chick on the motor on the arcade bike honestly that's honestly what i'm looking for so she had a kid i don't wouldn't really give a [ __ ] see that ass how sick her ass was on the bike so hot girls riding motorbikes too oh my god dude oh plus you could beat the [ __ ] out of me so like oh man that was fantastic let's read some of the comments to be honest i think he actually was attracted to her but her comments about his phone made him take a hit to his ego so he decided to be even more of a dick back to her i completely agree with that i completely agree he was hurt he was he was feeling a little something he was in his feelings a little bit you know she got under his skin you know and he was like i'm i'm jacked and cool and i'm five nine and a quarter i should not be i should not be subjected to this behavior to this treatment i am the man and i live with my parents and i can't push a sled right so what i'm still cool wow i love that i really love that thank you keep pumping these out cut please keep pumping these out because i want to keep watching them i really like this series honestly okay thank you for watching i appreciate it uh and thank you again to expressvpn i'm sorry i took the cult video down but i will explain why if you're interested and uh anyways smash smash like button on this on this one smoosh it smash it you know smee [ __ ] whatever if you want to see more of these videos from the cut you can do that visa my like button so and uh take care and i love you i'm five nine and three quarters baby [Music] peace [Music] you

Channel: Cody Ko

Views: 2,751,530

Rating: 4.9782176 out of 5

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Id: YPs32k0awQA

Length: 17min 10sec (1030 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 30 2021

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[u/MyFishDrownedItself]

Anyone got any insight as to what happened with the tiktok cult video?

[u/rawpawdawg]

This is in my top 5 favorite vids for sure lmfaoooo

[u/cherryvanillafloat]

How long was the cult video up?

[u/moe_gann]

I think the cut needed to do this with several people, like you look through 5 phones and pick your date that way. Or something.

[u/meganzieth]

hi