Buff Psychopath Gives God the Finger, Builds Stairway to Heaven - Rise of Ages gameplay

hey everybody welcome back to let's game it out I am Josh and we're back with more rise of Ages although I personally have been calling this game Johnny hotbody if you're just joining us for some Johnny hot buddy let me explain a little bit about what Johnny hot bodies been up to first we created Johnny hot body then he lost his village lost his best friend founded his own civilization that we call buddy land killed all of our villagers and were sort of on a beer run we're doing an errand where another village wants 40 oranges to get these 40 oranges we need to give somebody else a hundred Tomatoes even though these people have a clear tomato monopoly in the world I mean look at all this stuff so to get the tomato Baron to work with us we're doing some agriculture espionage so we went to his former best friend stole his fertilizer and now we were instructed to get to know him better and he asked us to get him some orange seeds we're also trying to build a village but I don't really know how so hopefully we can figure that out this episode that brings you up to speed on the wild world of Johnny hot body so now we're headed over to the city of timbala to go to some dude to buy some orange seeds to give to some other dude whose name I already forgot okay dude I need some seeds please sell me some seeds what can I do for you my friend I need orange seeds and I need them now I even have some right here but I did not want to sell now it would be very expensive they are not from here and I need to travel a lot to bring them what do you want for him storing bear skins to take south on my next trip if you bring me 20 bear skins I'll be able to go soon and bring in more seeds I admire this courage of you warriors cheese now he wants 20 bear skins at least that one's something I know I can do so all we need to do is there's a bear thief really beginning and we'll just we'll just kite them over and over again watch this and I bet I can even set up a little thing yeah that'll work watch this so I'll just put a little cobblestone like this a couple high like that and now when the bear comes through let's get these ones out of the way I don't want to confuse him hi there was a little little little not quick on the draw here come on oh that's oh oh oh wow oh wow hold on this is gonna take some perfecting there we go I got all the bear skins now let's take him back to elude II probably Wutai huh okay I'm back I brought your things here you finally returned did you get the bear skins for me it was very easy here they are I knew I could count on you thank you very much he gave me one pile of orange seeds jackass strut my stuff go and getting those orange seeds giving them to what's-his-face how romantic I'm gonna bring that guy you orange seeds by moonlight hi I'm back let's let's talk about orange seeds this close to each other while you're back I did not expect you here so soon here are the orange seeds thank you very much that was very kind of you okay I think I can start planting now before that I need to get some fertilized dirt if you want to stay here I can even allow you to see and learn something Oh Oh is he gonna find out that I stole his soil oh no someone broke into my tool room they took all the fertilized land that I kept here I can't plant the orange seeds now I need to make more fertilized dirt please come back another time uh God make a confession just see where this goes let's do it I need to make a confession what is it I was here to ask his request and I broke into your tool room I do not believe that miserable one he's still stealing my projects sorry I regret this a lot do not worry I have nothing against you he just used you wait what now is that it I'm disappointed ask her continues to annoy me all the time I need to make more fertilized dirt please come back another time uh so I guess this will just let's just work itself out let's hope so alright well we'll just give him some time let's go back to see if we can build out our village good news everybody I finally figured out how to build stuff so check this out if I hold down the stone even though it's highlighted red but if I if I left click puts this thing in the way right but if I right-click oh my god we are witnessing the birth of a civilization here Johnny hot body you've got some amazing reach hey now that we've built our a nice solid monolith here I also took the time to give everyone names how's it going face masks and just so everybody knows who's boss yeah I couldn't put a little Jay back there let's make it more elegant if I put a little thing like yeah yeah look at that that looks pretty good right okay so now the next order of business is to make some nice fancy walls here couple things we're gonna need we're gonna need some beds for our friends here in the latest update they added some for you could actually see more of the items even if you can't make it because we require this technology that we don't have yet but hopefully we get that before long thankfully nothing's stopping us from making these sweet sweet stone beds craft craft crafts regretfully let's cover this back out so let's craft some nice log platforms okay let's go ahead and put it like that oh my god this is looking so sick now you can go upstairs like that and now let's go ahead and make this beautiful floor and now we'll go ahead and put a wall there like that put a wall to make this the most colostrum phobic place of all time there we go there we go now I just slammed my head repeatedly oh just not a moment too soon it looks like a storms coming in so let's go ahead and assign you guys some beds here let's go ahead and look at cute this little bed is that he runs around with oh so if I turn direction that's how I place the bed so we'll just place that there all awkward like I mean you guys can have feet your feet tease Kentucky then we'll do our second layer here this isn't designed for comfort it's just designed to be as awkward as humanly possible so let's go ahead and assign some beds here first to die you get that one facemask you can be their unnamed a villager you get to be their do terrific enjoy disposable guard whoa whoa whoa and last but not least Bob you might be asking yourself but where's your bed where's Johnny hot bodies bed well I've been a little bit busy too trying to do some stuff over here so as you can see I was I was testing the limits to see exactly how far we could go with this to see if we could sleep in the heavens and it turns out that we can look at this we can actually climb above the clouds sort of still raining but uh Johnny hot body needs to have an oxygen tank to sleep where he sleeps but hey at least we're above the storm right still going still going oh oh I see we need to take a quick break here to fight off the elements still you want to fight some of this okay where were we Johnny hot bodies making his way up ah see and there's my glorious bed this is where I sleep so this is actually as far as you can go you can't actually go higher than this I think that's actually pretty cool that we're above the rain we are actually a God and the best part is this is obviously physically possible let's go ahead and have us a victory steak all right let's find our way back down there and see how everyone's doing and now we just oh I guess the storms over let's just cushion each fall with our knees look at this now their little icon here shows that they have a bed I wonder if that makes them happier I don't know if I care this is just the start of our of our beautiful plays here it's gonna get better the more important part is that Johnny when he needs to get away from the people he has a place he can go let's make ourselves a bow here and let's make ourselves some wooden arrows what do you think a hundred arrows so now I could just it's gonna be awesome come here hero can I pick this up again nope that's just part of the scenery now we'll do a couple other things here we also made our little stove here we made all kinds of stuff we'll go ahead and clean this up I'm gonna put some steps that'll take us down there that's a tomorrow problem cuz it took me like I don't know five in-game days to get this done so I'm pretty certain what's-his-face is ready to talk to us about whatever seed thing he needed to figure out after we admitted our lies like oh I know I've been somewhere because I've just made it a worse place than I found it hey buddy I'm back and I think I'm wearing less clothes than before where are you hello reporting for duty what are we doing tell me a story hello my friend I was able to make more of the fertilized dirt I just spent the last three days just crapping all over the ground you want to reward you for telling me the truth the other day I'll teach you how to plant first drop trou come with me let's plant these orange seeds Oh what's this yin-yang stuff going on first take a hole like that and use it on the ground like that Johnny look behind you things are happening oh oh oh I didn't realize this was this kind of game now about that height add the seeds and cover do you like what you see that's the beginning now let's leave it like this for now come back later and see what happens it's gonna take like weeks for this to show isn't it and I just have some Tomatoes now come back later to see what happens um you cool with this you cool with this thing just trampling your land like that oh I see you guys are buddies okay God if only I could just take some of this like it would be so convenient for me to just take it all so I waited all night for this dude hopefully now there's magically orange seeds planted but in the meantime I went ahead and took some these excess leaves I had made him a little sculpture right outside his place so hopefully appreciates the message I'm leaving for him hopefully he can bat skip this every morning have you been watching things grow all night alright fine we're just gonna have to find tomatoes the old-fashioned way don't forget the farming sucks actually I think it's a pretty cool aspect of this game it's just really funny to imagine a caveman writing for another caveman suspended into the air farming sucks you know while we wait on that dude let's just check out this other area called the great rocks cake great rocks there better be something great about you Buffalo seen those before trees I've seen those people I can recruit seen that before two apple trees love them tomatoes Tomatoes Tomatoes seafood over hundred almost there is not really that's still an F grade still looking around to see if this anything cool out here so far has just been a lot of stuff I can just beat up and harvest so pretty much right now we're just trying to make use of some time while while the orange seeds become a thing we're gonna do a quick pass over the southern fields oh wow things are not looking exciting over here or should I say they're looking too exciting but we're gonna go see if we can't Oh see this this is why we're here to harvest these your tomato plants you would think that Johnny would be cold but he seems to be doing just fine I know I'm getting hot just looking oh oh oh oh oh don't touch those those are mine so I think I've decided that this game is fully historically accurate and while it might seem silly that someone can jump this high today I'm pretty sure that people of the prehistoric era could totally do it like in my brain Johnny hot body was a real person what's this I guess we have no choice but to cut it down that's what humanity is all about oh it only took a couple of hits - that was really oh wow it gave me nothing I just destroy Oh God like the tree alive I just ruin humanity's only hope and just like that the storm passed let's just make sure that first time wasn't a fluke okay let's see if there's anything that comes off this maybe the rain affected it right could have been something like that nope nope that's just destroying Mother Nature for no reason now we know we're heading over to this other area here called bonfire way maybe we'll find some Tomatoes over there well wouldn't you know first thing we see some Tomatoes right there we only need 18 more so it feels like a lot of these areas right like this the last one we were just at great rock or whatever there wasn't anything there but that means that seems like a thankfully I'm more prepared this time yep just right in the ass okay let's just just don't don't let off on the volley Oh Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny no no where'd you come from okay don't worry Johnny's not afraid you see this though jut ow Johnny is a formidable soldier now especially when things get stuck on rocks there you go there you go well like a lot of these places seem like they're for you to like set up camp right like you get to build if you wanted to you could use these for setting up your own city how did you get behind me like that where are you guys all coming from I don't like it Oh God oh god this this might be it Johnny eat eat eat John oh yeah yeah jump over that are you safe beautiful the best thing ever so what have we here who's gonna say this is a place for us to set up but whoa look at that guy's Club and his super nice talking's I would like to speak with no he don't want to talk these the bad guys let's go inside their huts and see can I go through the huh can I go through the Oh give me those tomatoes yes I just stole those guys tomatoes you guys don't notice right got any more tomatoes around here I don't know why specifically you have tomatoes in here and I really don't care so are you like the rival tomato gang what about you what do you got in here you got any tomatoes look at this spear set oh if there's one thing I love in games it's stealing we did it we found 100 Tomatoes no thanks to anyone in this game so I wonder why I can't talk to any of these dudes it's probably for the better it's probably good to not form a relationship with the people I just stole from well this was a fantastic excursion let's head back to tomato guy bonfire way I like you you helped us advance the plot now all we need to do is make it through the treacherous wilderness here out of the way she's gotta make it to town just got to make it to town guys guys open close it close it close it where's the guard I would dhama I've come back without a crap you wanted here are the hundred Tomatoes jackass oh okay guess I'll open up my secret vault now you can get the oranges you need in the room after the stairs coming through that door behind me maybe she just said there's through this door that was way too many directions for me I'm sure I'll find him Wow look at this honor system where I don't steal anything else all right these aren't oranges or if I were oranges where did he just lie to me what is this why is this creature here have I been to sieved it doesn't matter now I need to get rid of him and get out if you're alive what what is the plan exactly here jump nope that's not gonna work where's the oranges at least I don't see any oranges oh this is bad this is bad EEP Johnny jump Johnny jump he can't come up here right there's no way right up yep he totally can when were to do it take that yeah alright it's time to go open up a can of whoop-ass on that dude I also have questions how you even got that thing down there uh hello remember me what happened couldn't find the oranges I'm going to kill you well I'm sorry about that I had to be sure sure of what get those oranges and bring them to Kudus chief he'll explain everything [Applause] proof of trust we got the oranges let's go over and talk to what's-his-face in CUDA land and let's see what this measure of trust is all about okay I'm here and you know what I think your stupid mission oh oh these oranges oh they're so delicious oh man all that vitamin C uh it's just the best okay I brought some oranges what do you think of that well look who's back here some of the oranges you asked for okay that's a pretty good amount Donna Here I am my good master I want you to take these oranges and make that wonderful drink let's go I'm thirsty fine very well very well you did very well on your mission very well very well as a reward I'll let you see a very important person in our tribe zip but aren't you the most important person you'll understand soon just go to the house on the right which has guards at the entrance I'll let you pass now enter and look for a Manu you know I rarely drink so tired of everyone's bullsh around here just gonna go to the next house gonna visit someone probably important out of the way old woman this must be the place out of the way I need an audience no per am i saying no permission Heike please let me in the commander allowed you to see a Manu how do you even know that do you guys have like walkie-talkies so you are Johnny hot buddy How Do You Know Who I am everyone knows Johnny hot buddy I know everything about you since you arrived I am a mono the chief of CUDA but how come such an odd question to ask Johnny we've been testing you to see if you could be trusted this is not how you gained someone's trust things do not go very well when it comes to strangers sorry I know you expected Cudas chief to be stronger and healthier I had no expectations changing the subject you've proved your loyalty so I will allow you to join us we need to join forces for an eventual war we count on your help Terra quest completed I got nothing in return can I have like the secrets of Agriculture or something welcome to cootie way yeah we know we know give me the secrets agriculture well that was a lousy reward so check this out I want to share some knowledge I figured out if you go into these little huts they don't appear to have the same rights as the other places do and you can just go in and take all their stuff right in front of their faces - and I'll take some of those uh hello no thanks I do not want bananas today um are you crazy oh I'm sorry you look a lot like someone selling bananas around here I've been a little distracted since my fiance's departure Johnny hot bodies listening has it been a long time it's been 20 days I'm afraid something has happened god you're gonna make me go looking for him we are very passionate anyone who proved his love to ask me to marry him we have sex Alma Dale a very passionate he said he'd kill a bunch of bears for me I thought it was dangerous and said he didn't have to do that for me but he insisted he said that if he didn't my father would never accept him now his intestines are all over the forest as much as I want to just insult this guy let's see if we can find him where'd he go he said he was going to the nauseous that there was a small cave that was home to several bears could you look for him please yeah I'll search that's wonderful his name is kaavo's if you find him say that I love him and want him to come back soon he's very passionate oh hang on lady okay good talk I'm you have any water I could really use some water hey hey hey lady could you help me okay that's cool an Asha forest here we go we found it let's just go rescue this guy real quick it's quiet too quiet like bears have recently had a full meal quiet um are you Kazu or whatever your name is you are that guy what are you doing just hang it out here okay admittedly you do look like a funk machine I came to the name of Michelle she is worried about you my beloved fiance it's a shame I will never see you again who her me are we and I are we together now why do you say that I promised that I would kill the flock of bears that lives in this cave has proof of my love Oh it's getting really cold out here was her father's idea he said that he wanted his daughter's band in marriage Oh God turn around dude we have an uninvited guest Wow look at all these people coming around to just watch us tug he said that if I wanted his daughter's hand in marriage I would have to kill a bunch of bears how many is a bunch exactly the truth is I'm a coward I don't have the ability to kill a whole bunch I would really like to know what the dictionary definition to you guys is of a bunch without killing them I cannot go back to the tribe do you not see this dude getting frostbite right in front of you they would not accept me there and everyone would laugh at me so I decided to camp here until I got the courage but until today I trembled to the bones of fear of these bears hey you don't have to worry much longer it looks like I can kill the Bears for you it's a probably a really short trip would you do that for me hopefully how incredible that would save me you know you don't seem all that scared right now go to the cave on the right and put an end to those bears I will look forward to your return I'm gonna hit up and try to climb into that hut first thing because this is too much for me to take us here we go up whoo all right we're gonna camp it here so I can gather my bearings no pun intended see if I can steal my resolve here to go murder a bunch of bears in the name of someone else's love we got lots on the agenda we got bears to kill we got orange plants to stare at be still my heart the Stone Age was a wild time so that's gonna do it for this episode of let's game it out as always I am Josh thank you so much for joining me and I will see you next time [Music]

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Id: 78u5hLpIOxg

Length: 18min 39sec (1119 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 11 2019