I Ruined an Entire Town with My Torture Tavern - Crossroads Inn

hey there it's Josh welcome back to let's game it out we're checking out crossroads in today a game where you take on the humble role of a tavern owner or is these crazy movie clips lead you to believe we're gonna be doing some cutthroat stuff to become like king of taverns well let's dive into sandbox mode see what kind of crap we can get into so here we are in this lovely scenery where our tavern will go seems like a good location right outside of town not the friendliest looking neighbors though like what's with the fort wall what are you afraid of and if you're gonna have that fort wall why bother having windows down there oh well his views about to get a lot worse anyway as soon as I'm done so to build our trusty tavern we're gonna use a bunch of these sidebar options the most important being build mode and furnish mode and journaling but that's for me time oh and also this is us didn't realize we were a swashbuckler scurvy mix curves and from the land of scurvy topia okay first things first I think we need to clean up some of this garbage yeah let's remove that I'm sorry did you say that I actually don't think he did but we're gonna give you this thumbs down anyway oh hell yes it showers them in down votes yeah take that okay so we got to hire some people that happens from this workers tab here the guy we just down voted that's daveed or as I like to call them captain sideburns but if we click on this little thing over here we get to the hiring menu look at all these people they look like they should be on the covers of romance novels whatever everybody's hired I yes welcome to the team and my nightmares yes everybody get a good stretch in that's the kind of laughing I do right before I cry can you people do this stuff now I a see that's how you get boulders to move you just make sweet love to them with your hands but it's working so Who am I to judge well we got most of our stuff cleaned up well but now we've got all these piles of wood everywhere but we're gonna handle that with this woodshed which we're gonna put on the corner of the map and we're gonna have a beer elite fit yes this calls for a man pile of stretching so we're gonna do some build in by going over to build mode from here we can choose the room type like main hall and kitchen and a bunch of other stuff we can also accessorize with different doors and windows and walls ooh and stairs I have some ideas for these oh and if I can annoy this guy back here somehow even better we're gonna start modest just so we understand how the game works and by that I mean a single block right in the middle is this just you now does someone have to come build you okay you just take a second to marinate then you just pop into existence let's make sure to put a door on you there we go oh boy here comes the cleaning crew I think oh I see are we just gonna see how many people can fit in here at once I know the door is open but can I remove it oh god yes well this is definitely going according to plan everybody has instantly lost their minds how about some chairs here look I'll put some for all of you so you can all kind of like sit and be creeped out together hey stop kicking that stuff what are you doing and you stop that this is a family establishment so after keeping these people trapped overnight I can sadly conclude they never die okay if I let you guys out do you promise to keep working for me okay you're free you can leave now oh I get it was it just knowing you couldn't leave that was the problem now that you can you just feel safe in there okay let's go and just extend this on you guys much more roomy well rattle s make sure to hire more people oh there are some great names here Tito taffy and Matt hire hired and hired I think we have enough staff now and let's see how many things we can shove in this tiny little space so I think we're gonna need a counter we're gonna go with this aggressively huge one I believe that silhouette is where the person's gonna have to stand so let's see if we can't get it as close to this wall as possible okay bye silhouette and we're gonna need some nice drinking tables or in our case a single table let's take these crappy little barstools and shove as many of them around this table as we can okay yeah that seems like a good start what a lovely little local pub and I put a dartboard like right here oh and right here okay make sure to put some lighting here too we want to make sure people can see what they're doing oh and let's put a nice fireplace here too so cozy oh dear they can't reach the thing okay we got to move this a little bit here how about at an angle how about now is this doing it for you okay things are looking good we got mugs obviously we have employees now we just need to get the alcohol which we do by going to the world map here so this is us right here in the middle and this is the wild world of trade routes so all we got to do is pick a place peruse their goods buy what we need and wait for it to arrive eventually and then we get one of our 9 million employees to bring in the shipment all right I think it's time let's open for business yes come on in well as you can see everything is going according to plan let's go ahead and remove this stick maybe that'll help nope didn't help at all come on van helsing don't you want a drink there we go a couple people are making it in what a lovely experience for everybody look how dejected these people look when they're not actively drinking or even when they are what the hell is this guy how's it going medieval Luigi oh you just wanted to sit there next to the guy with the traffic cone on his head are you people here for a drink or a seance based on this witchcraft I'm guessing seance okay I think we know what this one tiny room is capable of and it's a lot of pathfinding issues so let's go ahead and close this up and try to build something better hey children of the corn can't you read we're closed I've dismantled everything in the bar and they still won't leave fine whatever you stay in there while I build phase 2 which is to build a bunch of mini taverns to make it a little less crowded and I've designed each room to hold one person so they can do some nice sadness drinking these two are still here by the way one of them's at least trying to go home the other one I think has decided this is her life now well here let me help you out there you go now you can watch the world literally closing around you okay so we've got six little tiny rooms and then one prison for that random girl and we're gonna build a big old room in the back for all the requisite junk the game requires well look who finally woke up I love how the employees come and gawk at her like she's some kind of exhibit wait a minute what's wrong with you what's with all the stuff coming off you wounds can barely walk it's in a great deal of pain feeling nauseous maybe you just need some encouragement yeah there you go feel better soon so here we go opening again for business oh yeah the sadness is real cool the sick guy is here come on in sick guy sadness crank to 11 this appears to be working as intended this guy sits here and has a conversation with himself about death well speak of the devil thanks for swinging by to infect everyone see there's some ingenuity you ran out of places to sit you just make your own okay so that kind of worked but while we're at it let me show you something that really works which is a bug I found quick primer this is how this game works you take a table you put it down right you take a chair you line it up with a table the table glows yellow cool now when you pick up the table the chair comes with it you go past this grid you can't place anything at all but if you take this table you bring it out of bounds and then you delete the table chairs stays now this isn't that great because people can walk right through chairs but you know what they can't walk through these benches so if I connect - and I bring it over onto the road now we've got a sweet sweet bench in the way so you can end up doing some pretty interesting things with benches like blocking people's way entirely although it looks like I didn't go far enough on this I don't worry I'll fix that problem see that's what happens when you people try to get around my barriers you get stuck for all eternity actually why do that they just spawn right there let's just block them in yeah there we go and I'll teach you all the one to take the road anywhere oh crap look what they're doing oh my god they're having none of this they're not going for just one they're going for all of them Oh God did the game just become sentient what is that I'm watching oh the game crashed okay game restarted the spawner is no longer blocked so this is still kind of a mess I'm just gonna leave them right where they are all right let's try for a version 3.0 actually you know what lady it's kind of inconvenient that you're right here in the middle if I build you like a tunnel will you go over this way now you're not enticed by that oh I know what to do let's just run this and then over on the end here we'll put a door I bet she'll go for that well everybody else is this is not going according to plan this is not funny there's a door over there you can leave any time you want well I think we did it I think we broke her okay well you had your chance in fact we're gonna make yourself this is this like zombie apocalypse happening here these two people are just stuck in this room and all these other people are like hungry to get in we're gonna go with a slightly more contemporary design I believe in the modern tongue they call it a maze I'm gonna make it a little bit easier on us so you can at least see what the right way out is so basically you go through the side door here if these people had half a brain they would follow the brightly colored blue floor I made for them oh and don't worry these people are still trapped in here but we can view them through windows now so at least it gives you a little something to look at as you traverse the maze can i fire this dude in here well as a matter of fact I can an uneasy task awaits you you have to fire your employee it's impossible to know how Burt will take it tell him the sad news or tell him and give him compensation well that's an easy choice but my family how about some compensation know what Burt thanks you for your employment and the time you spent together the job was an important experience which taught hurt a lot you reminisce about all the good times you've had after that Burt leaves the end promising to tell everyone how great your establishment is too bad it turns out none of that was true huh never left able experience indeed wait I can fire him again all right bla bla bla no compensation oh he's a little more upset this time Bert stops moving standstill after hear your word takes quite a while for your well ex-employee to start moving again with arms trembling Bert starts packing and leaves the end never looking back or he could just stay in this trap room forever so that I can fire him again you're firing me you wish it's me who quit so when I lost Fame this time so wait is it just totally random can I raise my reputation this way oh my god you really can okay give me a second Bert and I are gonna spend some quality time together okay there we go now we're up to a hundred and one reputation I don't even know what reputation is for but I'm glad we have it and didn't earn it the right way let's celebrate by giving you another down vote it's funny every time anyway where were we oh yeah the maze so at the end of the maze I built some stairs leading up to a magical second floor this top floor is actually just gonna be one really big room first thing you're gonna see awkwardly close to the stairs is a big beautiful check-in desk a bunch of nice beautiful fireplaces is why I use boring old walls when you can use fireplaces and let's spice it up with some exciting new floor tiles and oh did I just cover the stairs oh hell yeah I don't think you're supposed to be able to do that hey lady can you still use the stairs apparently not she's having a real lady what do you do it on she doesn't like this at all that there's no stairs wait what if she goes again so why would the game let me paint over the stairway like that and the game crashed okay so anyway we have assigned this floor to be technically a guest room with an amazing appearance of negative 129 and because it's technically a guest room where people are supposed to sleep I think in theory we can just put beds anywhere so I guess that's what we'll do there we go a couple of beds I'm not sure how I know their beds I just do somehow I'll be you know what I think it's missing a little something lights that's what it's missing let's just add a couple here and there there we go that's much better a nice aggressive amount of lighting while you try to sleep oh wow that really changed the quality of the room 606 we're like the Four Seasons now oh crap I didn't realize candles and would need to be replaced all the time oh thank god here's our big burly men to replace all the candles now see you guys in about a thousand years when you're done while they're working on that we're gonna want to put down some lovely tables you know for the viewing area I mean really if you're gonna watch someone sleep why not make it a social occasion yes this looks like the most comfortable seating hope you like touching thighs with someone else what other crap can we throw in this room what the hell is that thing night potty for when you need to go but don't want to wake anyone up I'll take ten got to make sure the tables get a good view okay I think we're ready to open again oh right everyone's still stuck why are you all running what's that fire icon guys does someone want to explain to me how a bed surrounded by candles gets set on fire like this here comes our hero with some water yeah there you go just whatever the hell that is keep doing it and you kick that flame down I'm not sure that method is the most helpful welp shows what I know so it turns out selecting a room type does matter since nobody wants to use the check-in desk which I guess is like a main room function so let's make a couple of tweaks what if we make the next floor up the place where everyone checks in and they'd have to walk through all the beds to get there and up here on the third floor in this dank little dungeon so first let's drag this thing all the way upstairs I will just put that like over here and let's really gussy it up this place could really use some greenery don't you think nice there is silhouette on the plant thing like I get it for the table that's where they're gonna stand is this where you stand to do your stalking and let's make sure people have a good idea of where they're supposed to go there we go it's like IKEA in medieval times let these bear rugs guide you okay guys what's the deal why is nobody coming up here okay let's see what the average patron does first she comes into the building and then she successfully navigates the maze and she wanders up towards the beds and then she just stands there wondering what mistakes brought her to this point in life and then she's like okay good enough for me bye so here's what I think I'm figuring out see this patron right here his need is to rent a bed so he just keeps on walking navigates around all this crap and then stands there just like the other lady did I'm assuming that's because if you go one floor up that's right in front of the counter where you would check into the inn except they think the game's pathfinding just cannot deal so I guess I'm asking too much of the common folk well if you guys like it there so much what do I put the stay away like right here would you like that three face looks like they like it oh wow everyone likes that we cracked the code everybody cool looks like we're open for business after all kinda people still can't reach the front desk okay let's move this desk a little bit how's that sound you did a game you got me to make concessions for you I got it's happening rent them a room enjoy your stay weary traveler oh yeah oh yeah good night yes get your Z's in the finest medieval hospital beds oh yeah this is definitely how I sleep completely still eyes open and if I'm lucky a big strong man will watch over me while I sleep hey guys private property what are you doing that's not how you use a bed you know I think I liked you people before are you kicking that candle and falling asleep the hell am i watching there's so much happening right now and none of it is just peacefully sleeping this guy's oscillating from kicking stuff to going back to sleep to setting beds and himself maybe on fire oh is it time to flee now but also nap time okay but are you ready to calm down oh good night what do you why and what's with your arms well I guess I'll just don't know there you are welcome back good morning okay next we're gonna fix this up so the game recognizes it as a proper drinking area okay that'll do we now have a proper viewing gallery so you can watch people sleep while you drink we're also gonna take this podium here which will allow traveling bards to regale us with never mind that I found another bug that's way more exciting let me break it down for you that red border means I can't place it there white border totally can so if I hover this where the border is white and then click while dragging the mouse super fast tada game didn't want that podium there but we did it anyway well the first question I have for myself is can you put multiple chairs in the same spot you sure can you all having a good time existing as one every situation so far is just a waking nightmare speaking of nightmares that you know this game has outhouses and using our expert placing technique I think we can get it to go off of the grid there we go dead center in the middle of the road I wonder if people are gonna use it the answer is yes um why did the door open and also what the hell are you doing why does the door just open like that is this like a fetish of yours you just open the door do weird stuff in a port-a-potty this is just how people got down in medieval times I guess I wish I could get a porta potti over to my neighbor's house let's give it a shot good not bad wait a minute I don't even need to try the game just lets me put it over here hey why well here you go buddy hope you enjoy having outhouses right outside your plays wait no even better because this is a valid space I can start from here and I can flick them all the way into his place oh yes take that neighbor guess what figured out something even better I don't even have to do the wrist flick trick I can just drag it over there and just place them wherever I want okay we won't be needing these ones the only porta-potties we're gonna be needing are on this guy's property especially this one right in front of his front door so you'd think we've done as much damage as we can right but I have one last thing to address you see this big pile of crap these are all the things I've been ordering and until my guys can get around to picking it up it just sits down here but really how big can this pile grow can it get bigger than this only one way to find out and we're gonna do that by buying some stuff specifically we're gonna go down here to the city of Kerbal and we're gonna buy us some water because it's dirt cheap oh look at that this little ship is gonna transport it to us alright let's see if it works well shiver me timbers more water did appear okay that was a nice first test in all but let's buy a whole lot more water than that so you look at that now I got a bunch of ships doing our bidding oh wow it really does just wrap around over and over again welp let's keep this going send the whole fleet get me all the water oh look at that it just slams into the building now and like burrows its way into the mountainside well no choice but to keep going good lord that's a lot of ships oh yeah now we're talking oh god my framerate yes buckets everywhere even the rivers covered in buckets literally anywhere that has flat ground has buckets which definitely includes our amazing neighbors a lot of good that fort wall did you so I think we've done about as much damage as we can do here and it's all for the better cuz the game just crashed again so I hope you had fun I know these two definitely did if this were a yelp review I would give this place five out of five people stuck together in a bar I'll see you next time

Channel: Let's Game It Out

Views: 4,243,416

Rating: 4.9480057 out of 5

Keywords: crossroads inn, crossroads inn game, crossroads inn gameplay, tavern tycoon, tavern tycoon game, medieval game, tycoon game, tavern game, inn building game, tavern sim, city building games, let's game it out, lets game it out, lgio, let's game it out tycoon, tycoon let's game it out, funny moments, tycoon games 2019, tycoon games, i ruined an entire town, torture tavern, city builders, tavern builder, tavern management, inn builder, hotel builder, hotel tycoon

Id: GUVVW_0ub5E

Length: 16min 59sec (1019 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 20 2019