I tried to become a British Landlord and this happened

hey there friends how's it going my name is kevin and today we're playing landlords super the game that's going to put me in the position of landlord and everyone else in the position of wanting to be evicted they're going to be begging to be evicted anything to get out of the contract what is this music i don't know which hurt more all right i'm gonna click new game because i don't understand the menu and i'm hoping i understand the game a bit more okay this game is already depressing i can't skip it it's just coming up with depressing words the song sounds depressing and i don't know that the whole place used to be coated in oil which i'm not too disappointed by i mean i like oil wd40 does everything well this is bloody terrifying is this graphics on the max what is happening oh my god that was so jarring okay i can turn off tv set thank god why the hell would you want this on it looks awful oh my god you can even swap over this whatever this is i can't even read it alright let's turn that off and motion blur off as well i'm pretty sure there's still some motion blur there yeah there's a lot of motion blur there pretty sure half the viewers just got sick okay i think we're good it's everything is not as blurry as it used to be can i hit this old man oh he caught me a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a why is his voice just the worst hand in scrabble ever he's trying to break into this place is this my place or is this i don't have the key for it if it's my place but my caravan's right next to it wait i i found the keys in a letter i don't understand uh what is happening okay maybe they weren't the keys maybe there were keys for something else i don't know why did i just unzip myself i think i'm peeing yeah i'm peeing he doesn't seem to mind sorry dudes you're in my territory now i've marked you okay i zip myself up again good i don't know how just kind of happened why do i feel like i'm playing like a zombie game i'm just running around with my hands out oh jesus christ we might have to exchange insurance details or just drive through me that's fine too hey we may have to exchange insurance details oh i'm in your car now all right i'm in your car thank you for the carpool now i'm really far from my home i found this chair though i can't throw it over the fence why am i wet am i peeing again there's a lot of junk here maybe i can take some of this back scrap value 20 scrap value 30 50 cent why does no one want a moldy cushion all right i'm taking the fridge off we go all the way back up the road god the day really turned nasty in the two seconds it took me to come over here pretty sure everyone that's watching this that's british is like yeah say that's about right okay i've brought home the fridge can i just block him in i'll build a wall around him this is the property one lakeside road sheffingham that's a very british name westbrook lands okay where could that be i'd say we could just get an uber but i'm really like in the negative here when it comes to money job center we can help you with job hunting that sounds like a good idea for a person with no money yeah that sounds like a smart thing to do i can get a boss sheffingham lakeside i'm i'm at lakeside i want to go to sheffingham 10 cent fare yeah i can do that i think no i couldn't okay this is the area where my house is in oh hello do you have a job for me so glad i'm playing a game set in the uk because they've similar weather to us and they're the same complexion so now you can see i'm normal this is it's not me just being weirdly pale for some reason everyone is look at him all right this guy says there's a job in the job center for a driver so i should probably look for the job center oh there we go that was easy it's just staring like come on someone dropped something in construction we got unassigned there's one job available dude beggars cannot be choosers pay limitless earning potential wow that sounds promising especially since he spelled potential wrong all right i will i will take the job oh my god you scared me he just jumped out on me that's my job that is well it's my job now there's limitless earning potential he's desperate give us that job eh what are you going to give me for it he'll give me a punch in the nose trying to shake me down well then i'm keeping it boozer for you pal god i do a good british accent all right i work for you now you got a clean license uh i don't think i have a license actually find someone who can i'll make it worth your time oh fantastic i know someone um oh no dude where were you hold on i've had a change of heart in fact i've i've grown a heart i didn't have one before but now i really want to give you this job why do people even have cars if you can run even faster than the cars can go like i'm sidestepping right now and i'm going faster in the car oh jesus well if you pack a punch that is one downside of running along the road instead of driving i can kind of understand the motivation to buy a car now would he be in the pub oh wait i think it came in the wrong entrance it's like really you took my job and you're working here now too just to berate me you ain't gonna regret this thanks a bunch pal no problem it's like i always say if you can just about struggle to accomplish something never do it for free oh as a favor they're giving me a skip and i can fill it with junk and they'll give me money i hope your shop sells old broken down fridges because boy have i got a deal for you jesus oh now you stop you say i would have been dead you ah come on is this the place i bought is that my horse oh my god there's a person there that's scary jesus you are terrifying you don't even have shoes on okay where is this property lakeside road cheffingham how do i find it i'm at cheffingham so i just need wait hold on lakeside is in cheffingham oh god okay i'll go back i'll just walk though 20 minute walk apparently that's fine it's good weather by british standards so there you go all right is this the skip driver [Music] oh [Music] did i die or fall asleep here the victim is extremely sleepy i found you collapsed from exhaustion see just ignore the tire max shoot across my face oh poor buggers exhausted who even is this who found me sorry let's just ignore that part-time pot washer wanted i could do that visit the job center okay perfect um he's still trying to break in he's been there for a day now i don't know if i should even be that worried he seems like the worst robber since home alone and honestly i don't know if it's even mine i think this is the site oh wait yeah it is i can see the house i don't know why i'm craning my neck up it doesn't change anything but i don't seem to have the key for it unless the key is in here no it's not in my pants there we go i just picked up the fridge i can still kind of see my screen how do i put it in there wait i can't even put it in i want to get rid of it it'll give me money this is a joke i'm pissed all right maybe that'll work oh well now my fridge is flying away this is the worst day ever just gonna leave it there i think it just found its new home he still just says piss stains all over him for god's sake good try it was a really good troll to be fair that was close all right try again there you go all right we got something in there i'm gonna head into town to try and get that job i don't know how to access the site i know i can't find my key this guy's still waiting like no construction job's gonna come through eventually four pounds per hour that seems like it's ripping me off but i don't really have any options here wait where was the job i did not pay attention to where the job was actually located the anchor tavern wait didn't i work there yesterday i did i'll take a pint of landlord there first before i hit the job if it's short aren't you well there's no need to bring a height into this i'm not taking a drink here then i'll take my business elsewhere she's like no i mean you have literally no money i have a problem now now that i said that i wanted a drink instead of bringing up the job the first time i can't bring up the job again i just have what are you serving and nothing by that's the only option i have and i'm supposed to get a job here i think i've broken the game already and i don't just mean by sending a fridge into orbit yeah i should go see tamzin at the anchor tavern but i can't interact with her it's not there please give me the job what if i just come in and start washing dishes without getting the interview no god damn it i'm trying to wash everything but i'm getting performance anxiety fine i'll be back for another job interview some other time all right insurance fraud might be the best way for me to earn money oh yes i got four pounds for that filing cabinet now i can afford a pint i'm going to the pub what kind of a pub doesn't open till midday it doesn't open till 12. how am i supposed to get my morning points in before my day oh i thought these were bones i'm out in the fields looking for fossils oh it's 12. time for a pint he absolutely leaps over the table at the thought of a pint also could i have a job when i'm here oh i'm here about the job thank god you can stand there just head into the kitchen okay and what about that point you know what i'll treat myself i'll go for a pint of the doyle please thank you very much am i on the clock by the way just drinking a pint as i go back in to wash the dishes all right that's down it's oh i'm out i'm out how do i throw it away there we go i don't want another one to clean consider this your first and last warning what now she won't let me work i'll not be having any old soak working in the kitchen now you see well you already gave me the job we agreed no backsies yeah i'll have another point please thank you just immediately smash it right that's it ouch what's up i got kicked out and i'm drunk i'm coming back in not a chance after what you pulled you're bad you are he's left on ben equals one god you sure have away with words all right i'll be on my way then i better go look for scrap to get some money i wish that fridge didn't fly away then i'd have 30 pounds then i could buy lots of pints day three still trying to break in all right it must be like 1 p.m i'm going to bed yeah it's just at 1 pm i'm i'm exhausted i can't wait to wake up in the morning and have my morning pints i really should have looked for some scrap yesterday should i attempt the fridge again how is my hygiene 45 it's raining that's nature's shower it's been three types of showers now since i started as nature's shower the normal shower i had in my caravan and the golden shower i gave that man my hygiene continues to go down i think it's because i'm holding a fridge every time i pick it up my hygiene goes down a bit my hygiene is critical oh someone else is going to be critical when that fridge lands on them all right let's try going into town and starting my first day of work for the third time third day in a row that it's my first day at work i'm taking the bus there i'm treating myself today he's like a fiend he's just knocking at the door constantly until they open please please open i can see you're standing there you know i'm here i need my fix here please give me my picture guys you're gonna behave yourself this time then wait do i still have the job i'm screwing this game up so badly between flying fridges and gaining and losing my job yes okay pot washing i don't even have to do the task oh my god oh yes keep going just keep doing the task all right that's a hard day's work right there i love a good point it just kicks me out again i spent the whole day washing dishes which i don't know how i spent like 12 hours in there washing dishes not one customer and i i drink there but i smash my glass afterwards so that's not washable i don't know what my guy's doing he's slacking all right back to lakeside drunk and we're gonna collect some scrap to earn some money i have like 11 maybe 12 pounds at this point so i'm in a pretty good position and i want to i want to maximize my profits here be handy if he could just drop off the skip for one day here and then i could just throw everything in and get the money for it by the way i don't know who's paying me for all this because don't you usually pay people to dump stuff not the other way around there we go i got a tv ready to go tomorrow maybe one day i'll find the key and actually manage to get in there hold on i gotta have it here somewhere how do i access my inventory i've been kind of distracted with drinking get away from my property it's been days now days of me pissing on you and you still don't care why haven't you pissed off yet like i'm confused because the picture here says that this property is mine the key is your late uncle's property which is the one in town maybe i should go there i'm just gonna sleep because the day is miserable is that oh sake my blurry vision wait why am i getting build oh no this is plus yes for the tv thank you all right it's not raining a bit of a shower still on that guy but no rain like this is the one in the picture can i access it no why why why why why why what is happening yeah just throwing things around oh yeah that's a good point yeah i love it the same old routine every day stupid bob i'll take my business elsewhere oh god run away this flies coming off me i stink so much my property must be the other one this game is so confusing like this is it i just don't know how to get in oh now he's just giving it to me fantastic thank you for leaving it only took a week of pissing on you to finally just piss off like i said anchor tavern if you need anything like half the town i'm in there most days no one goes in there except me i like how he turns to have one last to pry at it by the way before he left all right this is the property i hate it it's just a wasteland i'm drunk and i stink by the way like in real life just just want you to relate more to me all right we need some brick work some foundation would be nice uh oh my god the place is a disaster can i just like hoard the bricks from that pub size down the street could i just gather them and use them here i don't know how i'd get them back though it's the only problem i have to carry them one brick at a time right i'm actually showering some 100 clean it took me four showers to get that clean but it's done i'm gonna carry this thing remember to take it easy unless you're referring to my drink i'm not sure what this is supposed to mean because i do nothing every day right let me head into town and see if i can get some bricks or maybe some foundation i don't know what i'm looking for i'm drunk okay even if i was sober i wouldn't know how to build a house right foundations and building materials foundation yeah two per order perfect i'll take some of those plasterboard roofing doors windows oh my god this is going to take me ages i mean i'd like to work and get some money but i'm barred from the bar now so i can't actually do the dishes no don't kick me out what if i go in the back and just stealthily start doing dishes [Music] yes you have to pay me it's illegal not to pay me for my work i'm just washing pots all day and i keep washing pots until i pass out it's night time surely the bear is closed oh i can't do it anymore i don't have enough energy it would put me in the minus she finally realized i'm in here not a chance after what you're pulled you're bad i spent all day slaving over that single pot getting it and span clean and then you kick me out oh yeah my order can i lift this oh my god i'm not i'm not lifting them all in one by one can i throw them in okay there we go that'll land in my yard somewhere i can hardly see wait this is for a new foundation i just oh i probably shouldn't have done this actually the foundation is fine and i think about it i i needed bricks all right you know what you can take the rest back i don't want it i'm the worst person ever i just need like some cement to pour over here the foundation's fine i think i like how there's just floating piss here and i'm just glowing i should probably get that checked i'm just throwing them hopefully that'll just stay there for when i need it because i cannot be bothered doing anything else okay you can go bring me back into town i'll just stay here and i want to save the 10p ah a job construction what is this limitless earning potential that's what i need sorry limitless earning potential looking for an open-minded individual to help move some items this sounds shady perfect for me i hope i can go into the bar and actually talk to him about it i don't know if i'm still bad or not what do you sell hopefully fly repellent or something oh you sell like actual tools a pallet truck that would be handy but i don't have that sort of money winston is making a delivery i don't care i just want to put in an order oh for sake i would like to go to the police they're unfairly burying me from the bear come on let me in long arm of the law yeah right you got the shortest arms i've ever seen you're a t-rex any people's doors open can i just go in and steal stuff if anyone opens just get ready to shout i'm here to spread the words of the lord oh wait there you are he's trying to break into someone else's house now they've condemned this place i'd say it's about time we get in here and took her a little bit i like the way this guy thinks except when he was trying to break into mind then it's wrong okay what do you need me to do god you were a lot more successful getting into that place than my place grab three scrap then chuck the scrap into me wheelbarrow okay i like this motion because it looks like he's constantly scratching his little index finger he's got a little itch up there that he's got a scratch all right i got some scrap there we go what the hell you can't just throw it in you got to place it in i can flung it on the ground is that okay he's just like oh my god this guy's useless why did i hire him i think it counted but what is up with the stairs here this is some modern stairway space-saving measures honestly i don't know why you're breaking into the house for this crap because it's all over the fields you can just pick it up anyway i'll get the money to you by post first thing tomorrow i do not trust you but i will await your check not much else going on around here today the anchor tavern is open for midday oh no i'm i'm barred so it doesn't matter even he's like if i were you just go to bed what a depressing town it's not even midday they're like fire you i just give up for the day where can i get a crowbar so i can break into houses can i buy it from that shop sorry for leaving your door open earlier but do you sell crowbars there's a sledgehammer i don't know i can use that can i imagine that would go to my house rather than me carrying it around with me like i'll try it anyway yeah buy one sledgehammer now i'll be back just go straight up to the neighbors houses it doesn't seem to be working in fact your house sounds kind of hollow oh the church what about that the house of god should have a lot of things to rob no i can't get in oh he's yawning even the thought of going to church and he's getting bored scaling the church got a bit of assassin's creed in this game don't you oh no oh that did not sound good i landed on the spiked fence and it fell down here oh i get home now you steal their ladders that's pretty handy actually it might be handy to have a ladder around the house all right well it doesn't look like i can get into these houses oh here comes another car oh it didn't do anything oh he just fell asleep on the bridge money yes that is a lot of writing so did he not pay me he just gave me a wheelbarrow i mean it's handy to be fair i actually really like it this is better than being paid i like it a lot just bring it inside if you're cold they're cold bring your barrels inside people wait i have a toilet oh my god i've just been busy on the floor outside let's get some bricks and some cement winston's making a delivery you still won't sell to me hi and he just says i they love their vowels right let me let me go back and talk to the truck driver maybe i can just tell them to off like all the stuff is off the truck why do you keep coming here i'm finished you can go now you're some egypt you've been coming back every day just for me to give you the go ahead like i'm not your boss winston's making a delivery oh off jesus let's throw his shoe at him and run away i think my barrel is stuck oh wait i got it i just couldn't use the barrel at all i just wheel it out it's nice and sunny today i get some showering the flies are driving me a bit mad all right there's no driver here today so i should be able to buy stuff now yes okay i can buy again okay get me some bricks red brick yes perfect some red brick probably gonna need some cement as well right and and uh a trowel probably cement i can't afford it oh my god i don't have enough money for this kind of thing at all who knew fixing up properly could take so much cash your title funds remember to check the job center between you and me i've seen the house number nine is having their back patio done and they happen to just have the supplies you're after oh he's telling me to do the foundation i'm just all over the place i don't know what i'm doing sometimes i'm like i should do the foundation then the next day i'm like no i don't want to do the foundation i want to do brick work foundation's fine number nine number nine number nine where are you number nine jesus number nine number nine ain't go around the back what's this gravel i don't need this gravel to throw it over the wall just because i don't need it cement okay perfect this is going to use a lot of my energy um so anyway i can get my barrel here walk with the bag of cement walk all the way home well it worked i got my cement oh my god there are my bricks how am i supposed to unload all of that i actually don't need the bricks right away so if you can just keep coming back every single day until i give you the go ahead that would be great i'm gonna try and walk there with my wheelbarrow hold on come on please please yes walked all the way to town with my barrel oh yes nice eerie silence just the sounds of my footsteps and my squeaky real barrel i don't know if it's such a good idea to steal one item and then come back with my wheelbarrow and steal the rest they're probably on the lookout but you know what my house will be built on bad ideas and you go and we got some spikes here for the foundation i don't really need them but i guess they don't know either because i've stolen the rest of their stuff all right is that balanced well enough looks good to me don't suppose you've tools anywhere do you lying around i found a glove but i don't think it fits me did i just hit myself with that somehow not exactly a stealthy getaway the fact my wheelbarrow is making this noise you know i take the bus should bring my wheelbarrow on to the bus with all this stolen supplies thank you bus driver okay do i have everything i need i think i need the the cement mixer to actually mix it hammer and nails and a cement mixer and a bucket aggregate cement sand oh my god i'm gonna need more stuff i like how the menacing music is playing they know i'm going back to steal more stuff all right i just took everything this time instead of trying to be nice and just taking what i need i'm taking everything all right hammer do i get nails that's what nails included all right purchase one of those i need a bucket purchase one of those now i just need a cement mixer i think and powers 12 pounds okay i can go work for that i don't like working but i can can i just balance that on top all right stay there i get bored waiting for the pump to open okay please open i need a job so i can buy a cement mixer then i'm good to go such a menace come on what time is it it's got to be open soon i need drink i mean job sorry open come on shatter the door i'm going to get bad before i even get in oh no he's getting out hide hide oh more cement and sand here i can just steal things from all over town 12 o'clock drink time oh wait yeah i got to do the job i got to stop wasting my money on drink okay i think that's enough all right i'm going to go my guy's just sweating constantly like i don't think he's good for a job in anywhere that serves drinker food yes mine wait i'm mixing oh that doesn't look good at all i guess i gotta bring this home and i'll come back for my other stuff you know what i trust this not to be stolen i don't trust the other stuff not to be stolen i'll take that first and mainly because i stole it so i think they might steal it back just on the bus with a wheelbarrow full of stolen sand concrete and gravel this poor guy's still trying to make his delivery but i just won't accept it stop yawning your day's just begun we need to lay the foundation now oh my god no he's exhausted all right fine look at him look at his shadow the arms out he really is like a zombie now it's raining okay good that'll fill up my bucket might be faster to just turn on the water though if i have water do i have water or you know what it's working it's working i'll just pour in the stuff okay there we go i got my foundations down do i hammer it now who knows what i'm hammering this nail into i just hammered a nail into it that's securing nothing this wood is all rotten but you know what that's fine for a foundation there we go now let's just hammer that in just get right down next to it there we go not covering the whole thing and held in by one and a half nails that's good enough for me i don't know what kind of uh mix i should be doing i'm just gonna go with my own mix there we go on there just fill it with water as well this is going to be the worst concrete ever i just randomly mixed it all right that's going to be a very runny concrete let's just pour the bucket out all right mix it up weak concrete yeah it'll do as long as it's still classified as concrete is that going in i'm out i'm out did i even get any in there all right dump all there we go oh my god that didn't look good one bag of this a bag of that i'll leave that out overnight and i'll get some sleep when it's raining okay that does not work it's filling extremely slowly i was supposed to put in five liters of each of these and then 24 liters water i've put in four times the recommended of them and i'm gonna put in a quarter of the amount of water because it's taking so slow right now mix that up please this is not gonna mix it's just going to be powdered oh it's filling though yes it did it i did it guys look it's done trying to empty my bladder on it to just add more water but it's not working i'm sleeping till tomorrow look at that it's lovely it hardly even sticks out it looks like a professional did it it looks great i'm so happy with that well that's a hard month's work i did one square foot of work but i am happy look at that i'm really making this crack house to crack home i hope you enjoyed need any diy tips come to me i'm glad to help if you did enjoy be sure to subscribe i post every single day i'd appreciate a like if you enjoyed and other than that i just hope to see you next time appreciate you and bye for now shout out to patriots jamie robin japanese janika atkin back jason ellis j bills jeb c jeffrey knight jeff the hef jenny ambrose jenny hey hayes jesse tallman jessica moody jazz gleason jlw john bretz john and langthorne joss joshi the riardo joshua curley julian culver karen mclin katie monkey hero cat karen todd kevin love soup kitty hoover christian m k rose larissa feffeloff and laura klein

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Length: 26min 3sec (1563 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 16 2020

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