Bitlife but my dream life turns into a nightmare

hey there friends how's it going my name is kevin and i'll level with you i am very passionate about becoming a voice actor but i'm far too lazy to actually pursue it i do want to try and become an actor but i figured i just do it in bitlife instead it's just uh you know there's something magical about pursuing something that you're really passionate about but not actually doing it and staying inside and not getting out of your comfort zone at all can't beat that feeling all right let's get started finley crumpet no that is not an actor's name i need a good strong actor's name first name oscar second name nominee clever i think i'll grow up somewhere else and then try and emigrate i've never emigrated in this game see that's kind of getting out of my comfort zone all right i'm going to be oscar nominee from afghanistan it's a really common name over there oh jalalabad i know that place from battlefield 2. honestly that's the only time i've ever heard that name i'm just really uncultured and don't know geography wait i was adopted the adoption occurred after my biological mother decided that she couldn't look at my ugly face any longer isn't the saying you got a face only a mother could love what does it mean when your mother can't love it look i already got one percent better looking take that mom she'll be looking at my instagram selfies going damn it didn't expect that glow up i practiced my penmanship until i could write my name flawlessly at age three you just observed your classmate call me right on the desks with permanent america in your teachers mrs wesley's classroom while no one was looking hmm i'm going to laugh at him he seems funny oh now he got lice your classmate called me just blew a spit wad in class he is so funny laugh at him yes my parents are giving me money i'm so glad they adopted me and i didn't get my biological mother like honestly if i was looking for a kid to adopt it his name was oscar nominee i'd be like right this is an investment i would do it is there a drama club i want to be in a drama club this is really important i'm going to be a famous actor there's an anime club that's the closest thing i found i have a major problem here my looks just keep going down oh they got a boost up okay great i want to get my looks up to 100 so then i'm guaranteed to be an actor regardless if i have skill or not why is there no arts option i want to learn about arts i'm moving to the united states wait maybe i should try and get surgery here first it might be cheaper give me a botox dammit i don't have enough money how can i get money without actually having to work yes papa is funding my botox botox was successful good and now go back to another doctor for a different one the doctor's like and you're sure you didn't just have one no i'm sure yes i'm up to 35 and looks now this is good just to clarify i have no idea what i'm doing here i was hoping i could just win the lottery jackpot that would make it a lot easier to become an actor what if i donate sperm 10 bucks two lottery tickets donate it why can i not move to the united states i want to go to hollywood maybe canada will take me what you want money looks like how am i going to get money it's as if people have to work for a living you've been diagnosed with hair loss this is not good maybe i should look to get a job maybe that might be a good idea drop out of school yeah waste of time like most things i do except botox that worked out great yes okay i got a good job you are feeling strong homosexual tendencies that works in hollywood i'm gay it's the only thing of note this year 21 years i am homosexual and then he calls it a day for the rest of the year what a new year's resolution right maybe i should stick with my job one more year and then i can emigrate oh i got promoted okay one more year bunions why do bunions always find me you witness a cowboy trying to burn down a church in afghanistan i'm gonna call the police the cowboys start arguing with you because you call the police on him walk away as if you just walk away from that situation he's burning on a church then he starts arguing because he call the police and you just walk away look i i'm sorry i don't have the time you just take off your father passed away oh god all right well there's no reason to be here anymore i don't really like my mom off to canada okay i can take dance that's close enough i need money for education don't i a scholarship please why ask my mother to pay she agreed okay good so dad died i left home and then sent a letter back like oh by the way i forgot i need money now that mom is paying for university i can get like a facelift and stuff yes all the way up to 55 what other surgeries can you give me canada nose job please that's cheap oh now i got scoliosis god damn i look good for like a year well i look average for like a year then it just starts plummeting again my guy just got a bad deck of cards on this one i think okay i got an undergraduate degree in dance i i need more teach me more about dance like i know what my feet do but what should my arms be doing during the dancing nude earth model jesus based on my guys looks i don't think it would work out male stripper in the circus i was about to say male stripper probably wouldn't suit him either but in the circus maybe okay a dance company or a dense instructor maybe yes okay i got the job a creepy dad keeps looking around while high school girls you're instructing are practicing talk to his wife i guess honestly i just didn't want him to beat me up like i can't handle any more hits to my looks all right now that i have a steady job i can get way more plastic surgery oh my god that solved everything liposuction was the answer all along i was focusing up here meanwhile down here was a train wreck i didn't realize this guy's such a good surgeon look at that a hundred percent he fixed me in a year while surfing the web you land on a clickbait website that claims to have 100 of the most perfectly timed photographs ever taken what will you do oh click through all 100 obviously they've earned my clicks while at the circus a clown offers you some adderall you put a smile on my face a fellow named jim pickens asked if you were a postal carrier because he could see his package in your hands sleep with him immediately things are getting hot with jim pickens and you're thinking about safe sex no condoms are available oh well keep going you had a one-night stand at your pickets you broke the bed he did not enjoy it a porn set janitor that's related to film or a dancer which is related to film that also works just pay a bit less though for some reason you don't want anything to do with film i'm in they told you that they're superior candidates but i'm like a senior dance instructor porn said janitor it is i got hired i don't know if i'm happy about that your x-linked gym asked if you'd like to rekindle the flame for just one night let me get a piece of that he never enjoys it but uh oscar nominee here has a great time everything is near 100 can i please become an actor i could become a nun no i want none of that some of your friends are eating puffer fish oh no no i know where that goes especially with jim pickens lurking about while at the church and none offers you some ketamine geez maybe i should have become a hug none they have a fun life by the sounds of it please give me a promotion he's no positions please please i'll do any position take that whatever way you want to oh my god my mom died but that's great news because i inherited 400k jesus christ she was holding out on me this whole time okay now i'm rich and good-looking please please make me an actor you called up your ex-fling jim you asked him out and he agreed to start dating you fantastic i get a lot of money and all of a sudden he wants to date me instead of just a one-night stand there we go looks 100 again wasting it all by being a [ __ ] porn set janitor all right i'm gonna swap to an apprentice makeup artist please yes i got hired i've already been promoted after one year this was a good choice i'm 50 years old but there's still plenty of parts i could play i could be the new spider-man i have webs and i'll hurt you in a minute your boyfriend jim asked you to marry him you have been together for six years this is this is a bad idea but yes god damn it my looks are going down oh god what surgery can i get now okay got another face left how high are they gonna lift it all right a time for my wedding where will i do it i think a family member's house to keep it nice and cheap the great wall of china my family is a house on the great wall of china his net worth is zero oh definitely had a prenup otherwise he's going to kill me he refused i'm not sure if this is a good idea i'm starting to sweat break up with him yep break up it's a bad idea this is also a bad idea i'm scared lead actor please she laughed in my face and then hung up i don't even know how you laugh in someone's face on the phone but i'm so sad your ex-boyfriend jim just sent you a picture of his booty what will you do forward it to my friends what a dick jim wants to get back together jesus christ he says he misses the sound of you gnawing on your fingernails i'm going to file a restraining order i'm going to die also lift my face up more we can fight time together yes 100 again my health is not looking good though i kind of forgot i had like hair loss scoliosis bunions ulcers everything basically oh she cured my scoliosis well that's that's good i suffered with it for 40 years for no reason then why are bunions impossible to treat that's it alternative medicine cure my bunions god i'm 66 time is running out what do i do i'm panicking you've been diagnosed the cancer of the mouth oh my god i try and live a good life and this happens what do i do now i'll never be an actor i ignored everything in the hopes of becoming an actor of all this money and nothing to do with it porn actor is it too late wait hold on what are my looks first looks all right let's go get lots of surgery and then we'll become a porn actor then i'll still technically fulfill my dreams yes 100 i just got so many surgeries just got five in a row porn actor please you lack the requirements necessary what requirements i look great maybe it's just time i become a nun i can't even become a nun oh my god a puppeteer that's part of being a film studio i didn't get the job either jesus christ why is my guy such a good human but he can't get a job no i don't care about my bunions right now i want to cure my cancer please fix me this is just depressing oh my god they can't fix me the alternative medicine please acupuncture will get rid of it that did nothing jim wants to get back together he says he is not desperate but we'll do literally anything to get back together file a restraining order he knows i have money and i don't have long left i'm just spamming it like cure my cancer i'm just going to keep going back to them keep making appointments they'll eventually get sick of me and just heal me no i don't want to treat bunions that's a lost cause i've accepted that the way they cure my bunions jesus christ can you do my cancer next please oh my god they did it they they fixed me i'm 100 in everything come on porn studio please take me now you're eligible to retire no keep working i will never retire not till i become a famous actor i spent 54 minutes looking for my phone before realizing it was in my hand oh god he's getting senile yes i became a puppeteer i can get famous in this an acquaintance has offered you money to take a package to australia that's a scam i don't have any acquaintances oh my god jim please stop calling me go to the gym and not jim pickens the the correct gym be very careful here they asked me today i want coffee or tea and i said both and then they hired me that was the interview they're like ah you got moxie kid you're gonna be a puppeteering hollywood that's what i did by the way i changed my job from puppeteer to puppeteer for a film studio some more plastic surgery and then i'll be in a good position the best looking puppeteer ever there's a little bit of my wrist that you can see from the puppet everyone's just like oh damn that's nice stunt man oh that's something to do with film i don't know if i'm in a position to do that given my age but i'll try damn it i won't be getting an interview what's wrong with being an 82 year old stunt man i'm in the prime of my life it just falls asleep during the interview i can dream about my dream of being an actor instead no no retirement keep working if anything work harder put some umph into these performances you gotta give it to him he does not give up oscar nominee is with it till the end he should give up your best friend felix who's felix confess to you that he is addicted to betting on illegal cockfights offer him your support i'm diagnosed with diabetes no my health went to zero fix me honestly it's kind of good when you get an illness like this because you just keep spamming it and your health just continues to go up like my health was on like 10 anyway and now that i can keep spamming this diabetes treatment i'm up to 50 okay i may still be suffering from diabetes but my health is 100 so who cares i've been really feeling like going on a vacation lately no you need job come on don't give up yet i could go back into the porn set janitor business every time i try to get out they pulled me back in i'm sure there's plenty of work for an 87 year old puppeteer there's got to be loads of modeling needed for that like look at those look at those little wrists while running the bases in a kickball game a loud porn star confronts you and asks if you trust in god yes that was a weird encounter maybe i should just apply for something that i'm definitely qualified in like uh a pilot why didn't you want to interview me i'm really keeping this guy alive here i'm doing everything i can to keep him healthy in both physical and mental i'm going to an aaa meeting just to talk to people i don't even drink anymore is that doctor still alive like what age is the doctor i've been getting surgeries off him for decades now retirement no don't force me to retire insult him you call your supervisor an abomination of mankind at your way out become a monk in the meantime i didn't get an interview what how can you deny me becoming a holy man who are you to decide i'll become an exorcist instead and i'm going right to that monastery first you are a demon while being interviewed you are asked the following question what is the best place to masturbate what in an uber you're not offered the job of exorcist while out getting a coffee you encounter straight cat run for my life can't risk the germs come on i gotta stick with it i gotta get a job as an actor he's in such denial a hand model i'll get that no problem necessary requirements these risks have been all over television buddy this isn't fair like i have nothing to do i'm retired and i'm bored being old sucks i'm glad i'm dead three or 30 ribbons are unlucky and mediocre i think mediocre describes oscar nominee perfectly perfect's sake i tried making a new person called famous actor in the us just to see if it was possible and all i became is a millionaire stuntman life is [ __ ] all right well i'm gonna leave it there oscar nominee and famous actor just were given unfortunate names i guess they weren't meant to be in the acting business but i hope you enjoyed the video regardless i hope you achieve your dreams unlike famous actor and ask your nominee a moment of silence please for both of them i don't really remember anything about either of them anyway it was good while it lasted i hope you enjoyed appreciate you watching as always and i hope to see you next time bye for now

Channel: Call Me Kevin

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Id: EGkgpoZ25jc

Length: 14min 40sec (880 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 01 2020