[Laughing] Oh my God! [Smosh Games Theme] - Where's my fucking pressed juice?! - That's what I'm saying - Where's my fucking pressed juice?! - Oh no! Our juice! - Somebody press juice against Ian! - Oh no! - Welcome to another: "What Are Those?!" That's right. What? You want me to break this again? More than Shane even did. BAP! No it's not gonna work, nevermind. Welcome to: "What Are Those?!" The show where we answer the question: "the hell did you just place before me?" That's right today we are
looking at audience submissions. That's right. We're looking at wishlist. Fishlists, your shit-lists. That's right. We're going to be looking at
all three of those things to getting suggestions for the
three rounds that they're going to compete in. These people will be answering
these questions and deciding how much of the world
money is it? Distinct cost. What'd you place before me?
And what did the audience say? Three different rounds of terror. And whoever wins gets to take home. All of the items that we
placed before them today, but not until something
happens. Who knows what that is? [Whispered] Hitting the
notification bell. Hitting that subscribe button. Hitting the whoa. The theme of this episode
is audience purchases. Colon: weird edition.
We're talking regrets, we're talking weird wishlist
things we're talking wacky purchases. Did you love 'em? Did you hate 'em? You told us on various different
social platforms and we took those and made content.
So gracias, arigato, danke, because we stole your ideas, but not before getting to meet
all of our contestants here all the way from Alsace-Lorraine, Ethan. - Is that a place. Where's that? - All the way from Nigeria! We got Shayne Topp. - That's right. That's me. From Nigeria. - And bringing that Lichtenstein Thunder. We got Corgan Millman. - Hi guys, it's Corgan Millman. - Well, that's great. That was good banter. Round one! First round that we're
going to be doing today is we're going to be blindfolding
these three contestants and nobody's going to put their fingers on their face or anything. Don't be weird. It's all totally fine. And we are going to place something before them that you answered. I have the answer here
and who answered it, but the story sticker that we
posted on Instagram is what is the weirdest item on your
wishlist that you haven't purchased yet? And I'm going to start it off with Corgan Millman and place it right
here in front of her. - So this is what it's like being a horse. - It's in front of you. - Or a Hawk. - I would love for
somebody to hear, for this, to be their first video. And they're like, I really liked this Corgan Millman person. They seem really cool. - You'll never find you on social media. - Corgan Millman, my
favorite Dune character. - Ew. Ew. So uh, Courtney, what are
you feeling right now? Don't describe what you think it is, but what's the kind of
sensation you're feeling on your fingies? - Like slippery and slidy on
the top and like rubbery on the bottom. - Oh, it's probably a worm tent. - And then party in the back. What are you talking about? - Clean on the outside
cream on the inside. - Ew... AH! - Okay, Let's give it to Shane. That's enough. That's
enough. Oh, don't worry. We have paper towels. - Don't like this at all. - I actually also hate it. - What the hell is that? - Oh, no. The question is what
the hell did you just place Also known as: "What are those?!" It's a new show that we made out. - This is the weirdest thing
I've ever touched on this show. - Oh, I don't like this at all. And I have no idea what
it is, but I hate it. I, I'm sorry. I got get rid of that. - Yep. Ian. Go for it. Ian, be very delicate. - Squeeze it and touch it around. Squeeze it. - And if I flip it over, is that okay? - You can do. Yeah. You don't actually have to
be super delicate with it. - Don't throw it. God. Dang it. - Squeeze it. - What kind of guy are you? - Oh, give it an old squeeze bro. It's so squeezy. - All right. I wanted you
guys to take this serious, but you're not taking it seriously. - My finger smells weird. Why does my fingers smell like this? - All right. Blindfolds off the whiteboards
are in front of you. - This is what we're
feeling this whole time? - See, that's what was remaining. - Ooh. So write down what you think it is again, do not check in with chat. 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, pencils down boards down. All right Ian, Why don't you tell us
first what you think it is? I think. - It is a Yellow Borpspree Tuna - A Yellow Borpspree Tuna. All right. How about you, Shane? What is it? - I think it's a finger butterer. So if you want your
fingers to be all buttery, you grab your finger butterer
and it makes your fingers all buttery. Well, that's what it did to my fingers. It made my fingers all buttery. - You better not lay a
butt on my fingerbutt. Uh, Corgan. - I have no idea what this is. So my guess is: it's a lotion
dispenser sponge thing. Cause I don't know what came out of it. But when I squeezed it,
stuff came out of it. - Interesting. - Do not clip that sentence I just said. - No they absolutely won't. Which is a bummer. Ah, all right. Time to reveal what was placed
before you and say what it actually is, which will make it obvious. Who was closest. - It's me. It's gotta be me. - What you have used your
fingies all over is a: pimple poppers simulator. That's right. If you give it little
squeezes: the little sploops. Ew yucky. [All] Eww! So obviously the person
that was closest from those. It's me. That's right. We're
changing the rule today. I now have one point. No one else does. - Why do you get a point?
No one else gets anything. - That's disgusting and stupid. - Why are you continuing to do it then? - I'm not even getting a good pop. This one came to us from
Emma dot Powell dot 23 as an Instagram response. Realistic pimple popper. Thank you, Emma, for responding to our story. Thank you for following us on Instagram. Keep an eye out for more things like that. And you'll be able to
respond in the future. - Question. What is,
what is the secretion? - Um. You don't wanna know. - It's Aioli. It's definitely Aioli. - Which makes it six times
more expensive than mayo. - No, probably Vaseline. - Stop. Stop. I hate it. I don't get, I don't find it satisfying. I don't find that stuff satisfying. - It's actually disgusting me. - Truth be told, I do. - I hate it. I look up
pimple popping videos. Cause I find it satisfying to watch. - Shane's trying to keep it together. - Yes, it actually makes
me wretch a little bit. - Yeah Mark is just like: - So Shane, you might
be winning this later, which means it's time to
move on to round two baby. This is called how much
money in the world is it Dollars does it cost? It is a new type of game that
we made up where you have to guess the price of something
without going over. And if you get the amount
of price money, well, without going over, you
get the winner point. - So you have one point and
we all have zero points. - Yep. So next up here is a discord
exclusive as part of how much money in the world is
it dollars does it cost, we asked our audience for the
wackiest thing they've ever purchased. And how much money is it? Does it cost? Now it's your turn to determine
how much money in the world is a dollar does it cost? So this one comes to us
from Ale Vera on Twitter. Thank you very much. This is called: The
Roto Wipe, The Roto Wipe Roto Wipe. - That is so gross. - So it's for wiping your tush. - Oh my God. This show
it in the dishwasher. They just wash it with their- their fricking forks and knives? - I'm sorry, but my ass isn't a Kia Soul. - Just, just, just covered in shit. Why does your dishwasher smell like shit? - And you get, they have a mini roto wipe. - Why is there a kid on
the front going: "Yeah!" - Dude, look at this right here. They have a, they they're showing that you
could take one to the stadium. And use it on your ass at the stadium. - I always wondered how
jigsaw made his puzzles. Then it's like, he finds items like this. - Wait, wait, wait, wait with
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. - I have to feel the texture.
It looks like a pipe cleaner. - It looks like it hurts. - All right y'all it is time for you to determine how much money in the world is it dollars does this, that cost. - That looks like it makes
you a bunch more buttholes. - I Want you to write down
a number as I think about what that would look like. - Americans will do
anything to not use a bidet. - All right, did everybody
write down their numbers? Again without going over. It's
a new rule that we made up. - I just want to hear the noise. [Yelling] - Yeah. Yeah man. - Shane, how much money
in the world is it? - I think it's 24 99 right
there about 25 bucks. Feels about appropriate. - Nice. Courtney. Can you ask Ian to
reveal his answer please? - Hey Ian, what did you put? - Oh, well thanks for asking Courtney. I said 19.95. - Son of a bitch. - And then finally Courtney, - I put 29 99. - Ooh. Interesting. - Interesting. I like how the guy at the
stadium is like holding it up. Like YEAH! Look at my shit! - I clean my ass! - It is time for a tie
breaker round because all of you were more wrong than the last. - But I was less wrong - Least. Goodest. - So we all went over, - All went over! Try it one more time. Lightning
round you have 10 seconds. 9, eh, 7, 0, 5, butter, free, two, one. And time! Time! Time! Too late! I saw that. I saw that. I already said time. - Nope, that's what I got. - Ian. - Screw you, man. - Show yours. Show yours please. I said 4.95. - But he erased the one.
So it's 14.95. Shane. - I said 9.85. - You asshole, I said 9 99. - That sucks. - The reveal is it was 7.99
making me have the points. That is right, Ian. You
erased that one. You cheated. - How did I cheat? - It was 7.99 giving me half
the point and then cheatin' Ian half another point. So
I'm at one and a half. He's at a half. Everyone else
at zero is the way it goes. Now what you don't know
about this Roto Wipe, is that what you've paid 7 99 for is the box itself where you see it is a prank product. - Well, yeah, I just looked at the wheel
and it said 2,700 RPM. - That's right. - Imagine how many slices you would have. - It erases you entirely. - But it saves you the
money to buying a dremmel for your asshole. - That's true. - That's funny. - It makes a lot more sense. - We got got. we didn't look hard enough. It was literally the sample photo. There's a potato and the skin is off. - Now you can see for round three, why I was so insistent,
that points went to me. For you see, in round three,
there could be three points. For ye. That's right. There are
three points to this, right? - Oh no. - Your whole rhyme scheme is fucked. - For this final round. We asked fans to send us the purchase
they most regret buying. And describe that purchase in three words, I'm going to show you the
purchase and you are going to choose which set of three
words they use to describe it. So first up let's get it on in. - Oh crap. - All right. Blue candle. My trusty Steed. Here we go. - Is that seat properly...? - No, it's not properly done. I didn't adjust this for me.
You guys suggested I ride it. - I did. I did. - Thank you Courtney. So this is item number
one, also known as bike. I'm going to give you the
three sets of words. Now, option A is noisy, heavy, guilt inducing B, not a Peloton or C, can't go anywhere. You tell me which one it is. I'm going to go up this big old hill. If you've ever riden a
Peloton, they're like, "yes! This next one! We're
going to dig really deep! I need 40 seconds out of you.
40 seconds of go in 3, 2, 1. Let's go climbing up the hill. Yeah. Woo." - Like, dubstep place. - Yeah. Or you can be like, or you can be like sweating to the oldies. - They get all intense. They're like you woke up today thinking today it's going to be a
regular Monday. It's not, today is the day you're going
to change it all around. You're going to, you're
going to make those calls. You're gonna, you're
gonna take those names. You're gonna do it. It's about Drive. It's about power. We
stay hungry. We devour. - You convinced yourself. When you woke up that the
wetness in your bed was sweat. It wasn't, it was piss. kicking
into high gear. Let's go. All right. So Ian, tell
Shane to reveal his answer. - Can you reveal your answer? - It's B. - Okay. Shane says B: not a Peloton.
Courtney, go for it. - I said, C: can't go anywhere. - Okay. Ian what do you say? - I was also thinking, not a Peloton. All the hip kids. Won't. - It looks like all of you
answer different answers except for you two. Which means that the
person who is right is me. It's A: noisy, heavy, and guilt inducing. That comes to us from Star Mix Zamo. Used exercise bike, noisy,
heavy guilt inducing, great coat hanger. - Ah, yeah. Oh, oh, this thing. - So this right here is called
a vibrating exercise plate. And I will read out the
options as this thing is on. There's going to be weird. Whoa. All right. Oh man. This is really
wrestling up My Jimmy's. - You should increase power. - Option. Number one for
vibrating exercise plate is A: serves multiple purposes. B: vibrating, unused, sad. Or C: was drunk, lmao. - That's so weird. Doesn't
it just like rattle your peepee around? - I like how you're kind of like a, - Unless you keep it strapped
to your legs, Courtney. - Dave is kind of like a
chicken where his head stays perfectly still despite his body moving. - One of many ways I'm like a chicken. - Does it, does it rattle
your peepee around? - Courtney. - I'm sorry. - Is there anything visible on camera? Okay. Um. Is it A, B or C? - Wait, did you ask that because you think your penis is rattling around? - Well, geez, when you're asked twice. - I just don't understand, like- - We can't see anything from our angle. Don't worry, we cannot see the angle - Great, cool - But we need, but we
need the play by play. - Okay. Let's get a reveal of answers please. Ian, what's your answer? - I said, I said the drunk, lmao. - Okay. Shane. - I said, C drunk lmao. - You said reverse paperclip. And then Corgan. - I said, A, I can't remember what it was. - Man. You guys only miss. It was B: vibrating, unused, sad. This comes to us from Elizabeth
underscore E on Twitter. One of those vibrating plate
things for exercise, vibrating, unused, sad. - The funny thing is like, you can't even tell that you're
like really vibrating them from that. From that angle. - Really stay so still. - Because I'm powerfully immovable. - Happens if you like lean? If you like, let it jiggle your whole body. - Can I ride on it for a second? - I don't know, are you gonna win? - I just want to try with my knees locked. - You look like you're twerking buddy. - Yeah hold on. - Really does look like he's twerking. - Oh my God. [Laughing] - [Vibrating Mouth Noises] - What happens if you stand on that side and I stand on this side? Hold on, face me. [Laughing] - [Courtney] You're those
Halloween decorations? The spooky, shaking Halloween decorations? - Occupied! This bathroom is occupied! Me eating a burger. - Are you nervous? I'm not nervous. - Come play with us. - Get on there, Court. - Oh, I'm faster. It's a little chilly out here. Whoa. Look I'm a baby bird. Me on the Indiana Jones ride. - When theater kids do a
fake vibrato when they sing. [Singing a Note] - Courtney, is your dick
flopping all over the place? - It fell off! - Should we see what happens when I yell at the top of my lungs. [Yelling] [More Yelling] Workout complete. - The ground feels so
weird now. That was crazy. - My ankle is now better than ever. - Do we still have to guess
what that, what was the question again? - You already did. - Oh we already did? Okay. - That was like fourteen minutes ago. - How are you doing, bud? - Super great. Excited for item 3. - The fun's not even over bro. - Not even close. - Oh. Wow. Crazy. - I love this item. - Oh, is this what I think it is? - Can you ask anyone what it is? - What is that? - I'm glad you asked Shane! This right here is a
portable washing machine. See its eyeballs are here. - Oh, for like portable washing? - A lot of people use these. - Clothes washer. - One of our, one of our dear audience
members responded on Twitter and said that they actually regret it. Did they say option A: shook my house. They say option B: flooded
the bathroom or option C: doesn't even work. That's right. But you get to take me home today. - I actually was tempted to
get myself one of these back in quarantine cause my laundry
situation was not ideal, but these are very, they're
not like the most powerful. - All right, everyone for the final round, I'm going to make this
one worth three points. - Whoa! - All right. Ian what is your answer? - I said A - The A from the ring, B, uh, Shane. What is your- B, all right. Courtney? B. Wow. - It's C, isn't it? Wouldn't that be crazy?
If, oh-for-three y'all win. Wouldn't that be a wild ride? But that is not the case
because with three and a half points, our winner is Ian. - Yeah! - Wow. What a wild ride. This has been. - We've riden a lot of things today. - And that comes to us
from Mrs. Barnes, 8-13, a portable washer, dryer
combo for my camper, shook my house. Wow. And with that concludes
another episode of: "What Are Those?!" that's right. We have
done so, so many of these, but we're not stopping yet. We're always cooking up new ideas. But if you have thoughts of what kind of, what are those you want to
see? What kind of themes, what kind of items you want to see? Why don't drop them in the comments below? If you haven't yet, please
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behind the scenes filming, but then otherwise you've
got our YouTube channel, which we love. And there's
a video right there and there's a video right there. Ian, how are you feeling winning? - Um, I feel great, Damian. - Thank you so much Ian
have a great day everybody!
