Becoming A MILLIONAIRE Truck Driver EURO TRUCK SIMULATOR 2 Is A Perfectly Balanced Game w/ Exploits

but also he's in a garbage little police car which you know what that means means he is useless and redundant there you go enjoy being sandwiched next to that pole [Music] this is how trucks show dominance you've just been dominated by nigel's party bus hello there ladies and gentlemen i'm the spiffing brit and today i'm playing euro truck simulator 2. that's right this is the ultimate trucking game a game for people with no friends a game for people with no lives a game for people who for some reason would rather virtually drive trucks than actually buy a real truck and then become a professional truck driver i mean who on earth in their right mind would play this game yeah who on earth would um actually play eurotruck simulator oh good god oh good god so yeah i've played a lot of euro truck simulator ladies and gentlemen a terrifying quantity of euro trucks him in fact why on earth have i done it well it's because this game is actually ridiculously fun sure there's a million rumors out there and a whole bunch of people saying why on earth would anyone in their right mind want to play a game where you're virtually driving around in a truck around europe but honestly there is no other game which is almost as fun and relaxing as this eurotron simulator is effectively crack cocaine but why on earth are we playing it today well i've had to get rid of all of my old profiles because they were a little bit incompatible after i accidentally broke them all but today we're going to be playing as the legendary truck driver sir nigel longbottom now sir nigel longbottom isn't a truck driver by trade now he's actually a time traveler you see and using his lovely abilities of time travel he's going to find a lovely way to generate infinite quantities of money but of course before he can actually generate infinite quantities of money he has to work his way up from the bottom because when he did a deal with the devil in order to gain his time travel powers he was told that whilst he could use his time travel for infinite wealth he has to use his time travel to generate infinite wealth via trunks and that's exactly what we're going to do oh god all right now without further ado ladies and gentlemen we're going to throw ourselves right into the middle of this game so make sure you sat back relax you have a nice warm cup of tea in your trucking furnace and hey if you're feeling especially fantastic feel free to give the video a like and make sure to salute the hanging picture of the queen which you have in your truck cabin which you are 100 watching this out of all right let's throw ourselves into this lovely game welcome ladies and gentlemen to sir nigel longbottom's pimping garage now in front of us we have our lovely truck and if we were to actually take a look at the map we can see where sir nigel longbottom is currently based he's currently driving down to the lovely northern city of carlisle after setting off from glasgow with a massive quantity of freight however sir nigel longbottom's end goal is not to drive just around scotland in the north of england no he wants to go on an adventure so what i've done to make sir nigel longbottom's journey all the more exciting is i've bought the lovely dlc which gives me access to istanbul and what we're going to do quite simply ladies and gentlemen is drive all the way from aberdeen right the way down to istanbul it's going to be a legendary long-haul journey similar to top gear but entirely truck based and as soon as we get there we'll be able to kickstart our massive money making scheme now as you can see we're driving our lovely truck heck we can even drive inside the cabin of our truck everything in this truck is controllable you want to turn on your lights you want to spam your flashy light to blind all the other drivers you can do it you want to honk your horn you can honk your horn it's a pretty decently loud horn oh yeah that's the sound of pure and adulterated trucking okay i've lost my ears but you know that was fine now there are some fun things you can actually do to speed up any journey in euro truck simulator my favorite thing to do is to go into the game settings and disable the speed limiter what this allows you to do is to have your trunks to go above 70 because trucks shouldn't have to go above 70 miles an hour however thanks to a little bit of jiggery poker in the settings you can convert your regular trucking truck to a drag racing truck equally if you want to really spook all of the ai drivers around you make sure to swerve across all of the lanes of the motorway with your hazards on because that means no sane vehicle is ever going to try and overtake you although no sane vehicle could because we're doing six miles an hour above the speed limit all right let's drive on through into carlisle get out of my way stupid slow trucks this is the speedy truck lane now we do have to be careful not to crash because of course crashing does damage my own truck and damaging my own truck is a surefire way to start losing lots of money and here we have it we've arrived at post bed i don't know a food delivery place we can drop off our lovely load oh i realize there's a slight issue which is that i've accidentally got my truck stuck on the gate of this place uh it'll be fine um you know what we're not gonna have a park someone else could park it for us yeah um i'm in a hurry someone else could that trailer which i've got stuck on your fence perfect stuff excellent score 250 free experience we're now level two brilliant stuff leveling up of course allows us to pick up the incredible long distance perk allowing us to do even longer deliveries which is going to allow us to get all the way down to istanbul in a shorter time hopefully because there'll be less stops we've got a delivery opportunity here which is to move a whole bunch of toys right the way down to rotterdam in the netherlands which is perfect for us we'll get eight grand for doing so so let's take this delivery opportunity here's our lovely crate of toys which we need to pick up oh beans don't crash again we go fantastic we've attached our trailer and now the journey of trucking can commence we get to drive on over by a boat which will be good fun means less trucking in a further distance so i mean that's what i like to see all right now let's go out the front door pop on your hazard so no one crashes into you excuse me i'm a truck i've got right of way probably get out my way don't you know there's a truck here geez some people now our aim is quite simple we need to generate over a hundred thousand euros before we reach istanbul and honestly i think we should be able to manage it quite easily because the further we drive and the more we level up the greater we'll be getting paid and also the better goods we'll be receiving which will pay better all right now it's off down to newcastle we go oh my goodness this truck's going to take forever at this junction right let's just uh bypass him just a little bit go on the grass there we go well that's how to do it overtake a perfectly legal maneuver i'm sure which truck drivers put off so welcome back ladies and gentlemen as you can see we've gone on a bit of an adventure we went all the way down from carlisle to lovely grimsby hopped over the channel to rotterdam then drove all the way down from rotterdam to strasbourg and now we make our way up to munich and after munich well it's onwards down to istanbul because we need to get right over to the coastline to maximize our lovely exploit here today now of course whilst we have been traveling on our lovely little journey we have actually improved our character to the point where our lovely driver is able now to take out a loan of 500 000 euros now that's perfect because 500 000 euros is going to allow us to exploit this game perfectly because as everyone knows the greatest way to make a million is to take out massive high interest crippling loans and throw yourself down into debt ah perfect now at the moment we're currently driving through germany which means we're driving on the wrong side of the road however all of the roads are very properly maintained and don't have potholes large enough to send you to the center of the earth driving through basically any country in this game is an absolute joy unless that country's whales in which case you'd actually be wishing someone actually gave the country some money to actually build anything more than just one single motorway right now off to munchen we go as we have some lovely cargo to drop off and perfect we've arrived in munich let's go pop off our lovely goods just swing it on round here yep i completely missed it that's completely fine don't mind me i'm just going to reverse that onto a main road and perfect let's deliver it are we gonna park it nope we're just gonna drop it off there we go perfect stuff now thanks to all of that lovely journeys i'm pretty sure certain nigel longbottom just leveled up to level four isn't that perfect let's take a look at the current job opportunities here spec into long distance just one more and we can see that there is a planned cargo all the way over to vienna here which isn't too bad i've also this video is going to take longer than 90 of my videos i mean pretty sure the only video that takes longer than this will be any classical total war game that i covered because those videos take about four days to make but no i'm doing a massive drive all the way across europe in a virtual truck and whilst it is a very joyous experience it has basically taken me most of the day oh bees oh god why am i so bad at reversing it's just like real life oh god all right back on out we go into the roads of germany where everyone drives a mercedes for some reason as we can tell the simulation is immediately broken because there's a skoda in front of us now you know what red lights yeah they're purely optional purely optional just let me do a double bean speeds with god damn it skoda that was your fault that was your fault skoda we are up to technically 38 000 euros in the bank which is lovely because i mean that means we're almost up to a point where we can pay off our starting loan now we have no intention to pay for our starting loan just yet because we need to get the legendary long bottom transport company up and running to an exceptional degree before we can actually pay off any of our crippling debt ladies and gentlemen i've just spoken to sir nigel longbottom and he's told me he's got a fantastic opportunity today that's right for the first 8 000 people who like this video each and every one of those people will be receiving their very own ivarko stralis active space truck valued at 97 000 euros don't ask why sir nigel longbottom has an infinite supply of these vehicles why not get yourself a free truck today and start your very own unlimited money expedition because as everyone knows the fastest way to generate infinite quantities of millions is not to invest in stocks and shares or become an accountant no it's to become a truck driver anyway back into the video we go oh it's time for my favorite junction it's the type of junction that i like to call the optional speed boost junction where instead of going over the bridge you use the speed ramp to build up speed and then you climb back up onto the motorway there you go that's a pro tip if there is any traffic waiting at the junction to actually try and board the motorway in front of you you will crush their entire vehicle and probably murder four children in the process however if you pull it off successfully you could shave upwards of two seconds off of your arrival time now pro tip ladies and gentlemen if you're ever in a situation where you're about to crash into a vehicle in front of you let's say this vehicle here i really didn't quite expect i'd need to overtake i'm about to crash into the back of it well just press escape hop onto your options menu here and go to the graphics section then change the graphics via just any setting really and then hop back into the game and because the game has to then regenerate your surroundings suddenly that vehicle has just disappeared out of reality in fact so of all vehicles on the road and they all have to be respawned in this is absolutely perfect for a player who was about to plow into the back of a vehicle there you go some pro euro truck simulator 2 hacks right there ladies and gentlemen although our exploit is going to blow 90 of this out of the water i'll be back once we've crossed into hopefully a few more countries and explored a bit more of europe right welcome back ladies and gentlemen today you find me in a little bit of a different environment we have traversed all of europe it is now friday at 11 p.m and my goodness i have been trampling euro truck simulator for so long now and i've finally made it all the way over to istanbul and right in istanbul is a very special place this is a brand new truck garage which we can buy for the low low cost of only how much 180 000 euros now um we can't afford that at the moment but if we were to buy a garage we could hire ai truck drivers and these ai truck drivers could make money for us now this is where our master plan is going to come into fruition because what we're going to do is back on out of this lovely menu and go over to the bank and take out a 400 000 euro loan yep it's a little bit pricey but it's going to be necessary because using our brand new collection of 436 000 euros admittedly we are technically now half a million in debt we're going to be buying this lovely brand new garage right here in istanbul all for ourselves so we're just going to drive on over here bam enter would i really like to buy this garage yes i would it's mine it's my garage hello garage absolutely perfect now this garage is going to let us hire ai workers and oh my goodness the money is going to start printing itself so let's move into this garage and get started on our money-making empire now as you can see we have two garages we have the garage right up here at the top which is our aberdeen garage whose current drivers include just us aka sir nigel longbottom now what we do also have is our lovely truck here our renault premium normal roofed truck it's absolutely lovely and what we can do is relocate it all the way down from our aberdeen garage right the way down to istanbul although technically we're already here so we're just gonna move our truck all the way over to istanbul but now the truck doesn't have a driver so let's buy ourselves a driver well we have this lovely driver here his name is angelo m he's a 1.7 rated driver he's asking for 300 euros per delivery as well as 16 euros per mile driven this is all fine so we're going to hire our lovely driver and only cost 1 500 hire him now that we have him he's going to immediately start driving out of istanbul it's going to be absolutely fantastic so he's going to start making money for us and of course each drive he does he's also going to improve himself and level up now this does mean that technically so nigel longbottom doesn't have a truck of his own but that's all okay now we're going to do is actually buy ourselves a few more trucks because we have a fair bit of money lying around and simply go to the truck dealer next door the lovely mercedes-benz dealer just sat next door to us now we're going to move into here and what's this a truck for only 116 000 my goodness it's a little bit pricey but it'll do although actually let's just buy the more expensive one because it is way more powerful right there we go so we'll buy this one and ship the truck right over to istanbul and into another one of our spare slots we're then going to purchase also yet another one of these lovely trucks and once again move them right down to istanbul and move them into one of our slots perfect we're now down to 17 000 euros things are looking a bit spicy now we're going to leave the lovely truck dealership and then head on over to our driver manager because we're going to need two more drivers and so we found the lovely kim i once again rated 1.7 and we're going to ship her right the way down from budapest where she's originally from and then send her to become a truck driver in turkey there we go we're now also going to pick up fleming v as well and drop him right down in istanbul in our third final truck position lovely stuff so there we go we have three truck drivers now under our employment now these truck drivers are going to go out and start making money but sadly we don't have a truck of our own so whilst we can still do jobs we won't be driving our own truck now in terms of a slight issue we still have massive loans that need to be paid out and theoretically it's going to take a very long time for our istanbul drivers to actually pay themselves off so here's an interesting thing that the game has you see owning multiple garages allows you to travel to these garages and what we're going to need to do is actually reoccupy one of our very own trucks because that's just how the game works and that's going to allow us to start doing lovely fast travel mechanics so we've respawned right the way up in aberdeen here because we've seized control of one of our trucks and yet our other garage is right the way down the other side of the map in istanbul i want to go and see my other garage right down in the bottom side of the map and remember take note of the time it's friday and it's currently almost midday what we're going to do is quite simply travel on down using our garage manager over to istanbul and go take a look at how our workers are doing now sadly once again we have one of the trucks so our final truck driver here isn't going to be able to make any money but anyway we're going to quick travel to the selected garage this isn't going to cost us any money and we're just gonna teleport on over there now you'll notice it's gone from being friday to suddenly being wednesday at 6 p.m this is relatively interesting because we haven't actually driven there no we've just pressed a button and we've quick traveled there because we own territory there this has allowed us to cross the entirety of europe instantaneously now immediately you'll notice as time has passed we've effectively lost a whole bunch of money and we're now down to minus 3 000 euros this is because effectively our truck drivers are off trying to make some money of their own this is brilliant look at them actually tried to generate a nice bit of profit you can take a look at the economic summary of them they have a revenue of 200 000 the truck maintenance of course takes up 27 000 and the drivers pay is 177 000 leaving us with a lovely profit of 28 000 in total and an average daily profit of 4 000 euros this would technically mean we'd be making money but sadly because we owe money to the bank we're not making enough money at all so what we're gonna have to do is sadly give our truck over to one of our lovely employees and start doing a few quick jobs just to get ourselves back over the negative account balance so it's time for us to do a quick job somewhere in europe just to generate a nice bit of cash so we're going to do the classic route of felix stone to luxembourg it's going to give us 11 000 in cash provided we pull it off correctly but once we pull off this job we're gonna have a spare bit of cash lying around as well as also having free truck drivers which will be working whilst we're doing jobs of our own and of course the more they work the more they'll level up and so the more money they'll start making all i have to make sure to do is try not to crash this truck too much whilst i drive it's lovely and special high-value cargo all the way into europe oh and also i forget i'm driving on the other side of the road now aren't i all right i'll get back to you once we've managed to deliver this lovely cargo ride the way over to luxembourg and generated a little bit of cash yeah um it's it's gone wrong the the truck's broken oh my god the truck's broken i don't really know what was happening we were just driving up the slip road at like 30 then the wheels fell into the floor and then this happened oh well right let's just reverse a bit let's just reverse okay is the cavern just gonna stay like this you know what maybe i can drive it like that don't honk at me think i want it to be like this welcome back ladies and gentlemen to the lovely euro truck simulator things are going great at the moment as we've put ourselves in a position where we can start generating incredible amounts of money now if we were to take a look at our garages we can see that our lovely garage over istanbul it isn't quite a peak efficiency we've got to let our drivers level up a bit more before they can start making more money but they're starting to turn a nice profit of around about 7500 per day this is brilliant however due to the way we're doing loan repayments this isn't actually enough to cover our 8600 euro loan repayments per day so what i've done is i've been working a bit so that i can actually pay off our 100 000 loan so i can hit the repay button on that and now we only have to repay 5 000 euros per day which means technically speaking our lovely garage in istanbul which is only operating at seven percent productivity is enough to actually pay off our entire loan all we need to do is actually fast travel through some time so how on earth we go into fast travel well of course the most efficient way of fast traveling is to teleport back and forth between garages but there is also the cheap way allow me to present you the ultimate cheapest way to generate vast quantities of money it is just a lovely and basic trip of low-bed semi-trailers weighing 11 tons and moving them from felixstowe all the way over to rotterdam which basically just involves a ferry crossing now what we're technically going to do is really upset the people in the netherlands by not actually delivering these low-bed semi-trailers because by doing a quick job we actually have a very interesting bonus which is that everything we do is paid for by our employers what this basically means is that if we were to ever fill up on fuel that gets paid for by our employers if we were to do a ferry crossing guess what that gets paid by our employers and so what we're going to do is start farming ferry crossings now the reason we're farming ferry crossings is because ferry crossings was they cost a little bit in terms of money they do actually pay in terms of time because we have some ai truck drivers well those ai truck drivers will be making money heck we can even actually go and check on them if we are to press escape we can go on to driver managers and see how our truck drivers are doing we can see that angelo here is going to finish his next job in four hours kim l is going to finish in nine hours and fleming v is going to take another nine hours as well and as soon as they finish their jobs we get a nice bit of money although it's time for us to pull a sick overtake on this ambulance and make our way over to the lovely port all right now my plan is simple because we've arrived in felix though and as i mentioned everything we do is paid for by our employer so we're going to speed up this lovely process by just going over here into the lovely dock oh watch out for that wall there don't worry our employer has to pay for that not us okay what we're going to do is settle ourselves in here lovely hit enter and then travel on over to europort this is going to take eight hours and it's also going to cost us 960 euros but because it's going to take eight hours by the time we press the button our ai workers will have done some jobs here we go with 3800 in the bank now why enough to have 3800 in the bank well it's because our lovely little ai workers have been making some money so we can escape go to driver managers and see the lovely angelo m has finished a job and so is kim l and so is fleming v who still needs to level up because he's a goddamn potato at the moment and of course most importantly i didn't have to pay anything for that actual travel which is absolutely brilliant for us now all i need to do is actually go back on the ferry so in order to do that i'm just going to reverse off of the lovely fairy thing then drive over it once more hit enter and oh can i go to hull hull will take 11 hours well that's even longer and my employer is paying for it so why not right now let's sail all the way down to europort once again this doesn't cost any money because our employer covers it oh look at that we now have 5000 euros in the bank very nice so once again let's hop onto this little section here and travel all the way up to hull you know that was perfect now let's actually drop off our delivery i mean it's only a day late but i'm pretty sure we still get some money for dropping it off i think we get some experience as well all right perfect i've arrived in rotterdam so i'm just gonna drop off my lovely bit of cargo get a little bit of cash i mean it's not gonna be much considering i'm pretty sure we're about a day late in terms of delivery but it's still experience and most importantly it's time spent driving and perfect let's drop off our lovely cargo and wham bam perfect there we go i mean it was kind of on time a little bit it was late okay but we still get oh yeah just under a thousand lovely stuff it's money all right so what i've done is i've stolen one of my employees trucks that immediately teleports me right the way up to aberdeen and now what i'm going to do is fast travel all the way down to our lovely other garage in istanbul now hopefully the passage of time won't actually cost us too much money in terms of loan repayments because i'm hoping the two other drivers we have will effectively be able to cover the cost now of course the one employee we have who doesn't have a truck will be a bit upset all we really need to have happen is to have our employees level up so that they start making even more money and then we can buy a third truck and then we can be continuously teleporting back and forth so we're gonna quick travel to this destination hopefully we don't go down from 7 300 although it is a chance it all depends on our lovely employees but effectively what's happened is we've just fast traveled four days into the future and that's meant that four days of pure truck driving work has happened behind the scenes and lovely we haven't lost any money we're 8251 that is absolutely brilliant news for us of course we get an email from fleming v who says give me a truck otherwise in the next two days i will leave so that's fine what we need to do is give him his little truck but if we go to the bank we've had several days where we've been paying off this loan this is perfect news oh we have brand new mail as well oh it's fleming v telling us that he's left okay that's fine fleming v so fleming v has left the company but this is fine because we still make enough money to outstrip fleming v also he wasn't necessarily the best driver to have anyway so it's not the worst loss because we can just immediately hire in a new driver to replace him so now that we're actually starting to pay off our loan it's time for us to spam the quick travel between istanbul and aberdeen so that's exactly what we're going to do we're now going to teleport right the way across the map to aberdeen and so we've gone from it being sunday to it's suddenly being friday that's right we've fast traveled five days into the future and now we're up to 17 grand both of our drivers are now making a very decent 3000 almost 4000 a day and what we'll also do is we'll give angelo the slightly better truck which we have and i'll drive the cheap garbage truck which i bought and this is going to allow hopefully our truck drivers to make more money but honestly i don't need to make money from this point i don't ever need to actually do any more truck driving and i'll just have 20 000 in the bank and i'm gonna teleport back and forth so let's fly all the way over to istanbul yet again we're up to 27 000 euros how are our employees doing oh they have leveled up good job angelo m is now a rating 3.3 driver meaning he's making 4281 euros per day that is insanely good kim i will also level up soon and when she does she'll start making even more money as well and so yes now istanbul is making 7 000 euros in profit per day this is brilliant stuff oh perfect we're up to 100 000 euros 100 000 euros oh it's brilliant and you know what it means it means we can hire another truck driver because look we have 11 000 in cash which means let's just buy a brand new truck now of course when it comes to buying a truck what we're going to do is we're going to buy an ivoco truck because they have the cheapest truck in the entire game so we're going to travel to vienna and buy ourselves the incredible ivoco strawless active space the cheapest truck in the game at only 97 000 euros so let's buy this lovely bad boy oh but check out our brand new ivoco pimp wagon oh look at that so now that we have a spare truck lying around of course we need to get a new driver for said truck so let's hire a brand new driver we'll pick up carol m here because he has the highest driver rating so what bam he's perfect it only cost us 1 500 to higher and now that he's working for us once again all we need to do is travel between our garages and make some lovely money so let's travel all the way back up to aberdeen and now because of that istanbul is making a profit of 12 000 per day we'll travel right down onto it at the moment we have 37 000 euros but after one fast travel bearing in mind we are also paying out 6 000 euros per day in terms of debt repayments now that we fast travel down to istanbul we've still turned a massive profit because we've gone from having 37 000 to 72 000 my god okay right are we reaching a point where we can actually pay off our bank loan yeah we hardly have anything left to repay the banks so what i'm gonna do is take out a loan of ten thousand to pay off my loan of eighty thousand there you go if you can't pay off one of your loans all you have to do is get a new loan to cover it now what we can do is fast travel between our garages and we're no longer going to be paying any excessive costs for actually having a massive loan oh look at that 89 000 in cash oh just off of one fast travel you love to see it all right let's go pay off our other loan which i got bam just repay all of that it's only 8 000. and now we have 80 000 in the bank and no debt at all right welcome back ladies and gentlemen as you can see we're up to about half a million in terms of actual cash lying around why on earth do we have this much money well it's quite simple we've actually improved our garages that's right we've made it so the istanbul is operating at a great level our truck drivers are making incredible amounts of money we've also hired two more truck drivers i've got aberdeen who are making a decent bit of cash as well and leveling up and they'll slowly become really good but now that we have so much money lying around what we're gonna do is actually upgrade the lovely garage of istanbul to give it two more slots that's right istanbul the lovely garage is gonna be absolutely pimpingly beautiful oh look at this garage isn't it a beauty slots for up to six other truck drivers oh absolutely gorgeous look at that so much trucking to be had in one small dense little building of course with this now being a large garage what we're able to do is buy ourselves a few more trucks and then throw them down into here of course we're gonna pick up more ivoco trucks because they're cheap as chips and then what we do is we just throw them into turkey there we go lovely stuff bam perfect now we need to do is actually hire a few more truck drivers all right you there you're garbage actually you'll do humphreys i mean you do look like a serial killer but that's okay robert l here you look like you're about to sell me some great car insurance so you know what robert l bam you can drive a truck this is absolutely brilliant there we go so we've got two more truck drivers who'll be making some money but now what we can also do is upgrade the garage of aberdeen i'm pretty sure only costs a hundred thousand and there we go aberdeen is now improved now naturally to do what i want to do next we're gonna need a bit of cash so what i'm going to do is fast travel around and go from having 68 000 in the bank hopefully having a little bit more than 68 000. oh yes it's 260 000. now for a fast travel trip we're not just making 20 grand we're making 200 grand this is absolutely fantastic now what we're also going to do is pimp our ride because at the moment as you can see we're driving um the cheapest truck in the universe and it looks like the cheapest truck in the universe so as now the head of a very profitable company we're going to do what every good ceo does and buy ourselves a fancy pimp wagon so for that we're going to need to go to a truck dealer and i'm going to go for the lovely mercedes-benz truck dealer and let's visit the selected dealer oh yeah look at this lovely truck that's beautiful but this truck oh now this is the truck that i want the mercedes-benz new actros stream space oh let's customize this configuration because this is the best thing about eurotruck every truck is a custom truck let's spend 42 grand to give ourselves a big space let's upgrade that engine as well give ourselves more horsepower oh that's going to really improve our heavy cargo and hill traversal speeds we're of course going to move the steering wheel over to the right side of the vehicle and now here's where the fun happens the paint schemes so i want pink there i want blue there and i want maybe a bright red around about highlighting it oh look at that oh what a vehicle look at that isn't that just majestic right now let's also add on the accessories because you can add accessories everywhere you want a rumble horn get yourself a rumble horn you want a sting whatever sting is you can have that another rumble horn here you know that sting of ours that we have bam you can strap more horns to it it's had a tone here it's had another tone it's had a raw a couple of raws will be good fun you can then also whack on even more lights onto the center of your truck which is just absolutely insane in my opinion but you can just add even more lights until you effectively turn your truck into a party wagon but there we go we're just going to add as many bright lights as we can and finally you know what time it is it's time for the custom standard plate of course ah there we go it's perfect absolutely everything has been customized to a tee it's going to cost 200 000 to buy but i mean who wouldn't want to buy this baby for 200 000 so bam do i want to drive my new truck yes i want to drive my new truck oh yeah we're down to 61 000 in cash so surely the shareholders of the company are a little bit confused by nigel's brand new party bus oh look at that it's the party bus ladies and gentlemen it's pure unadulterated megabus i know what we can do with this bus we can get outside of the bus and i'm going to crank up the sound on stream labs so normally when you're driving around you know you're having a great time but sometimes a car will get in front of you and when that happens you gotta hit him with a horn but sometimes the horn's not enough so you've got to hit him with the mega horn everyone needs a beggar horde my god oh my goodness now we have our incredible party bus like this is just insane it's an incredibly fast absolutely brilliant vehicle you know maybe we can take it for a little race and just see just how fast our brand new party wagon can go all right let's go we've just spent a vast amount of money on this so all we have to do is just not crash it things are looking good we're just going to overtake all of the garbage fiat puntos around us oh yeah this is a real speed truck now oh this is just majestic this is premium truck racing right here doing 82 miles an hour come on i've taken off the limiter i know you could do more than this now there are of course trucks in front of us so you got to hit them with the great big air horn to get them out of your way don't mind me oh goodness oh okay this is so easy to crash all right down here we go come on build up some speed build up some speed oh bean speed speed beans beans beans beans just a gentle crash okay just one percent damage hardly anything there that's fine that's perfectly fine and now let's just swing in here get out my way police wagon jeez did you see that that police car just just absolutely swerved in front of us yeah right that's not my fault at all really but also he's in a garbage little police car which you know what that means means he is useless and redundant there you go enjoy being sandwiched next to that pole this is how trucks show dominance you've just been dominated by nigel's party bus that serves you right for driving safely oh wait i'm on the wrong side of the road ah this will be fine what's the worst that could happen oh volvo beans yeah look that wasn't my fault oh god nigel's party versus 44 damage oh mr volvo why would you do that to me right you know what you're going in the sea my friend let's get back into the sea from whence you came truck driver this road is my i can't even get the engine to start anymore well beans on the plus side we don't need a working engine to teleport across the map so we're just going to kind of nope on out of there and fly all the way down to istanbul so we have 60 000 in our bank account but after doing one quick fast travel hopefully we're going to have more than 60 000 in our bank account oh we have a hundred and eighty one thousand in the bank account now that's very nice lovely stuff but naturally it's not enough we need to travel back how much of the garage is making they're making good money aberdeen is slowly coming online and generating real profits right now what i'm gonna do is just spam travel back and forth a whole bunch of times so that time passes and then build up a nice bit of money so i can then actually buy ourselves another garage because the thing is this is a snowball and when the snowball starts rolling it really gets rolling so because now every time we fast travel we're suddenly pulling hundreds of thousands out of thin air to the point where we're not up to six hundred thousand we need to get more garages i don't know if do we get more garages well we're gonna need to actually go visit a city or two how on earth are we gonna get to a city well we're just going to cheese it by teleporting to a dealer so let's fly on over to rotterdam here and then once we're in this dealer what we need to do is actually buy ourselves a truck and then say that we're going to drive this new truck i mean of course we're not going to because of course i just want to drive the lovely nigel's party bus however we do have to send the party bus somewhere else and now we have this brand new mercedes-benz truck what we're going to do is drive out into um the abyss apparently no no rotterdam has actually loaded in anyway now that we have a whole bunch of money in our bank and we're in the netherlands we can buy this lovely garage how much is it who knows 180 000 euros that's fine we can buy it and now that we own this lovely garage we can immediately start cheesing it a bit because guess what they're gonna need three new trucks so let's get the cheapest trucks we can we're gonna purchase a whole bunch of ivakos and just dump them into rotterdam now we can hire ourselves some drivers as well you'll do your 1.7 go jam in rotterdam or something lucas and you're also quite good raphael so there we go you go over to rotterdam and make me some money there we go lovely stuff so we got three more drivers three more trucks and a brand new garage now of course we're not going to be teleporting to the rotterdam garage because it's inefficient instead we will be teleporting over to aberdeen and making a little bit of cash in the process not too much because it's not actually that far drive from rotterdam to aberdeen as you can see it is now sunday we have a hundred thousand and oh what's this i have a new letter oh fantastic am i looking to expand my company or what this means is i can now press the garage purchase button instead of actually going to a garage i no longer actually have to physically go to a place and buy a garage i can just buy a garage anywhere on the map and they're cheap as chips they're 180 000 each we've basically hit the mega snowball point now now we only have 108 000 in the bank and that's because we've just teleported right the way up to aberdeen so let's once again fast travel our way right the way down to istanbul and see just how much money we make so it's gone from being a sunday to a friday so five days have passed and over the span of those five days just how much money has my company made oh we made 300 000 euros oh that is lovely absolutely lovely immediately let's just fast travel right the way back up to aberdeen oh this is just absolutely brilliant the money-making potential here is unstoppable oh we're up to 700 000 euros okay right this is it we're gonna hit the million mark we're gonna hit it let's fast travel right the way down to istanbul istanbul is now making 31 000 euros a day it's majestic absolutely majestic oh there we go we've we've achieved a million it's a million one million euros what are we gonna do with that we're gonna buy a few more garages we need to increase our money making potentials immediately we can upgrade rotterdam give it two new slots that's perfect and of course the game wants to show me a lovely graphical simulation of us upgrading rotterdam we don't need that game no i don't care about the places i'm upgrading i just need more space oh my god you've spawned me in the abyss again game oh my goodness right that's fine so rotterdam has been improved a bit now what we can also do is purchase ourselves a brand new garage and i'm thinking we go for somewhere just right in the middle like dusseldorf actually no let's go for manchester just slap bang in the middle of the uk what you can do is you can actually pre-purchase the garages to be large it does cost some money but you know it's all worth it now that we have a brand new garage let's switch on over to garage manager and fully flesh out the brand new manchester all right there we go five trucks all the way over in manchester we can also purchase another truck for rotterdam as well lovely stuff and now what we're going to need to do is buy ourselves a whole bunch of drivers and honestly at this point i don't mind we're just going to be hiring basically anyone oh absolutely perfect we fully slotted out all of our lovely truck slots you know what that means it means we're going to teleport right the way across the map from istanbul all the way over to aberdeen let's see how much money we make now so we're on 41 000 right now the score to beat is around about three hundred thousand in one fast travel so let's see if we do it oh we've done it it's four hundred thousand and one fast travel ladies and gentlemen and it's only gonna get better from here because let's fast travel down to istanbul and now already some of our truck drivers will have leveled up and become even stronger basically every time we fast travel all of our new truck drivers increase by one level which is insane oh absolutely fantastic we're up to eight hundred thousand now right it's gonna cost thirty thousand to repair nigel's party bus after what we did to it but that's fine let's just upgrade that lovely truck oh perfect stuff all right now that we've done that let's also pick ourselves up a brand new garage this time probably spread it out a little bit further in europe and go for i don't know straight in berlin sounds good fun actually oh this is brilliant we're getting so many employees now so berlin has allowed us to get three more employees this is brilliant stuff and now i'm pretty sure it's time for us to teleport right the way down to istanbul so we have 186 000 in the bank at the moment and it's time for us to move on down see just how much money we make at the moment istanbul is making a terrifying amount of cash at like 32 000 per day meaning in the five days it takes us to actually get to istanbul we've generated a stupendous amount of money and would you look at that went up to 600 thousand right i'll be back in a bit once i've generated a vast amount of cash and the snowball has also started rolling at a crazy speed i mean it really is because we're now making about half a million per each jump from 1.1 million right now we travel on down to istanbul and now we're at 1.6 million so yes we make half a million per each jump which is a stupid amount of money right ladies and gentlemen this is it we have achieved almost peak money making as you can see in the right hand side of your screen we have four hundred thousand euros in the bank why enough to be four hundred thousand euros in the bank well it's because we now own 16 garages we own 67 trucks we have six total trailers and 67 hired drivers just take a look at this world map this world map oh it's lovely yeah we haven't really seen much of the world only 10 of it is explored and yet however if we go to the garage manager we own 16 different garages where on earth are they well they are all over the map each of these little green squares is a garage which we own aberdeen up there of course we own manchester sheffield london rotterdam dusseldorf castle berlin turin milan verona venice but with all of these lovely garages we're able to make a decent amount of money at the moment we sat down in istanbul but if we were to teleport right the way up to aberdeen bearing in mind we have just under 400 000 in our bank account let's teleport right the way up to aberdeen oh it's time to fast travel come on so from 400 000 ladies and gentlemen five days suddenly passed by and we now discover that we are actually sat on top of not just 400 000 but 1.8 million that's right we are now making 1.4 million per trip that we do and we are doing a lot of trips my goodness things are looking great for our company i'm not gonna lie it's absolutely brilliant we're making so much money we're ridiculously profitable the party bus continues [Music] oops i i'd see that red car crashed into me that's at least a 40 million insurance payout right there all right let me um get rid of your car be gone weak puny mortal vehicle now welcome back ladies and gentlemen it's just a few days later and nigel's party bus has arrived in istanbul to a lovely site of 20 million dollars in our company account this is ridiculous we can teleport and we make about 6 million each jump what an incredible company sir nigel longbottom now runs he's only a level 8 truck driver who has apparently driven 4509 miles and my goodness what an incredible man he is because he's set up a very profitable business where he makes 2.3 million every seven days by literally doing nothing other than teleporting in between istanbul and aberdeen anyway i'm afraid that's actually all we have here for today in euro truck simulator because well this is kind of the ultimate exploit we have finished the game without even really fully playing the game from this point on it doesn't really matter what nigel longbottom does he can still keep trucking but now he has an infinite supply of money on his side he can crash as many trucks as he likes he can fail as many missions as he likes and it's not really going to 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Length: 42min 14sec (2534 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 09 2020