Startup Company IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Scamming = Infinite Money Glitch

you're gonna give me 420 000 for it don't mind if i do except the offer hit here hit select and hit accept offer again and oh my goodness there we go we just got eight hundred thousand for selling skype i don't even think skype in the current day's worth eight hundred thousand hello there ladies and gentlemen i'm the spiffing brit and today we're playing startup company a lovely game very similar to game dev tycoon and software inc however this one's got a little bit of a twist instead of being a random bloke in your mother's garage producing games you'll be producing websites that's right you'll be creating the next facebook the next youtube you name it that's what you're here to do or rather that's what 99 of players are there to do myself however well um i'm gonna be creating a company which operates a little bit differently so to speak one which will be fabulously rich and wealthy and exceedingly famous although famous for all the wrong reasons so make sure you sat back relax and you have a nice warm cup of yorkshire tea in front of you because we're about to break this game and play it in a way which probably the developers did not predict right i think all that's left is for us to start a brand new game although before i do that i do want to say that this game is immediately up 14 points in terms of my game review score for the sole reason that it defaults to celsius instead of fahrenheit a win for civilized countries ladies and gentlemen all around the world anyway let's jump into a brand new game so naturally we're going to be starting an actual lovely custom game and we need a name for our company well this game wants us to maybe be called superstar developers or maybe katana code or hype brains no no no none of those names will do welcome to trickstarter it's just like kickstarter however there's a little bit more going on because just like kickstarter almost all of our customers and users are going to be feeling pretty much scammed 90 of the time right now let's set up our lovely company we're going to be starting with just 15 000 pounds hardly enough to make anything but we're going to actually be generating a infinite quantity of wealth now we need to do is actually decide upon a name for a lovely ceo and naturally when it comes to a ceo we're going to be playing as the legendary chris roberts many of you might not necessarily know him but he is currently the designer of star citizen and don't worry my lovely foreshadowing will all start making sense very soon now we're going to of course give him the x designer background and now we need to do is choose a name for our first website now of course we could maybe create a brand new social media platform maybe a brand new shopping platform a streaming service you can even create a brand new youtube but no instead we're going to be creating a gaming platform and we shall be calling it galaxy citizen 100 not a subtle jab now that we have our 15 000 cash our brand new website of galaxy citizen we're going to actually need to choose a place to actually be our office in our case we're going to pick this lovely random shed in the middle of nowhere here we're down to 5 000 in cash ladies and gentlemen but don't worry we'll find a way to bail ourselves out of this one all we're going to need to start out is a lovely desk and there we go we're down to 2 000 in cash and now we're going to need to drop down our lovely chris roberts so that he can start working for us now immediately because we've just thrown ourselves into the game we're in a bit of a tricky situation the reasoning is simple we only have 1 800 left this is not enough to do anything with and in a month's time we're going to be bankrupt and dead so what we're going to do is immediately start searching for a brand new developer because we need someone to actually start developing galaxy citizen so let's start the headhunting process but even if we were to find someone we don't have enough money to hire them instead we're going to have to go to finance here and take out a loan now of course we can't take out a loan for 2.7 million but we will start by taking out a loan for 130 000 this is a great start for us though we are going to be having to stop paying back quite soon it's all fine don't worry everyone needs a small loan of a hundred thousand to get them started now that we have that we can get ourselves a second desk heck we can even lob in a plant that'll keep everyone happy let's throw in yet another desk as well there we go just in case we decide to get yet another employee now we've already found a couple of lovely willing workers like say roy baldwin here we're going to offer a nice salary and a comfortable signing bonus as well rory counters our offer and asks for 5400 a month and honestly we're going to accept it now that we have roy we're going to give him a little space to work and have him work on making ui and back end components we're also going to grab one more desk lovely stuff and actually also pick up one more designer harry casey let's see if we can get you on board six thousand seven hundred a month for you very well harry casey you best make your money's worth and also make back end components and ui stuff all right and now we've also found ourselves a designer which we're going to hire bertie brady oh my god she wants 9 000 a month i'm sorry lady that's not happening my god look i know i'm going to be making myself a millionaire but chris roberts isn't made of money he's made of loans let's offer this different person the job there we go 4 900 that's much more like it we'll accept her and now we can switch chris roberts back from recruiting people to becoming a designer again we also have our additional colleague to help us out with all of our lovely graphical productions so basically it's day three we technically have a hundred and thirty thousand worth of debt but we now have four employees all working on basic things we have two programmers whose job it is to produce back end components for our website and ui components for our website and two designers who are making blueprints and wireframe components basically just doing you know lots of lovely designy things now that we have a blueprint component and a graphics component we can actually upgrade our lovely website and give it a level one landing page there we go by doing that we've immediately made it so that this website can have a potential maximum users of 2500 and look at that we've just gained our first user wow one user isn't that brilliant oh no we've lost them we've lost them well it beans oh beans oh no there we go we've got another user that's brilliant fantastic stuff and uh and he's actually probably got we have zero registered users okay we need to find a way of improving this luckily we can upgrade our lovely website two more times because we've picked up more blueprint and graphics components so we're bam we can now have a maximum of 12 000 potential users this is a lot of users so what are we going to do well we're going to want to get these users on board how are we going to do it well we're going to be doing email campaigns ladies and gentlemen why aren't we doing text ads well they actually require work someone actually has to physically write something but a nigerian prince email scam well anyone can send those out we have a reach of nine million people out there that we can try and get with this so let's start a brand new campaign although you can actually choose this and start two campaigns at the same time heck we have money let's start free actually not four so we have five email campaigns which all have a budget of 1000 designed to convert users to our lovely website immediately they've done just that we're up to 2000 users make that three thousand oh my goodness it's going up we're up to five thousand registered users and with that look at this our website has just become worth ten thousand dollars that's right galaxy citizen a website with only a very garbage landing page is now worth ten thousand dollars and it's only going to increase so let's upgrade our landing page even more as soon as our workers are able to get onto it because by doing so we'll be able to have more maximum users and the more maximum users we have the more our website is worth as you can see we've hit our maximum of 12 000 users meaning our website is worth 31 000 isn't that fantastic i mean this still isn't enough to pay off our loan so we need to go further ladies and gentlemen we need to make more money so we're going to upgrade galaxy citizens front page two more times and now we can have up to 25 000 users now you might ask yourself ladies and gentlemen what is galaxy citizen and what has chris roberts created or galaxy citizen at the moment fundamentally is nothing it's a website that theoretically could have 25 000 registered users but if you were to go on to galaxy citizen.com all you would see is effectively a page with maybe a couple of images saying hey check out galaxy citizen features and content probably coming later down the line also here's the button where you can invest and give us money now many of you will think hang on a second that's not a website that's not even a product no one's going to buy into that but that's where you're wrong ladies and gentlemen because by marketing with a whole bunch of email campaigns people are signing up to galaxy citizen it sounds brilliant it sounds fantastic and who wouldn't want to be involved i know 25 000 people that would love to sign up to our website a website that i'd like to point out is now worth 83 000 and there we go we've upgraded our landing page to the maximum it can possibly go a level 10 landing page meaning we can have 70 000 registered users but of course we don't have 70 000 users at the moment we only have 44 000 so we're going to need to up our marketing budget that's right it's more email campaigns ladies and gentlemen just spamming people's emails with limitless things of hey have you signed up for galaxy citizen yet you'd love to sign up for galaxy citizen i know you'd love to sign up for galaxy citizen oh my goodness ladies and gentlemen i just spoke to chris roberts and he's told me for star citizen oh no sorry i mean galaxy citizen for galaxy citizen the first 7 000 people to like this video will receive a unique custom spaceship that only they can fly around in and they get it for free all the other people who aren't able to jump on this offer when it's available will have to pay the standard price for a spaceship in galaxy citizen which as everyone knows is 4.2 million dollars a perfectly fair and balanced way of gaining access to a set of pixels which you will actually never gain access to because it's never being finished oh god what have i done the chaos in the comments section is gonna be too much okay be polite out there ladies and gentlemen i want to see compliments from each of you compliments to every other comment that's what i want every comment has to have a reply under it it has to be a compliment okay if you find someone who's upset that i'm making jokes about star citizen be nice to them offer them a cup of tea in this trying time anyway let's jump back into the video and so progress on our website is going absolutely fantastically we've hit technically the peak that our website can ever achieve now every single day that goes by our website becomes more and more valuable however it's important for us that we actually sell it because as you can see with only twenty three thousand dollars in the bank we don't really have the luxury of sitting around and getting a better offer than the one that's currently available it's the one that's currently available all right it's a quarter of a million from the millionaire boys club who are willing to buy the entirety of galaxy citizen along with all of its users galaxy citizen is a buggy website it's a website with basically no features other than the fact that it has a page but beyond that the 70 000 registered users probably aren't gaining much satisfaction from a website that crashes every single day between the hours of 6pm and 9pm but still nonetheless we're going to sell this lovely thing and of course we're going to sell it to the millionaires boys club for a quarter of a million and if we're especially quick we can actually sell it twice due to the way the games ui works so let's quickly sell it we're going to accept the offer after taxes and a trading fee it's going to be reduced to only 190 000 but this is still a ridiculous amount of money so we're going to accept the offer we're then also going to immediately click on back in and accept the offer a second time oh i was too slow you can really put your finger on the process and get it done within five seconds you can pick up the money twice which is a lovely bonus exploit there we go we've gone from having 15 000 to 200 000 and actually we should probably pay off our loan bam let's pay that off oh look at that so from nothing we've got ourselves up to just under a hundred thousand without any loan repayments necessary and we're ready to take the world by storm but what on earth have we actually just seen we've just seen chris roberts make money from nothing but what if you wanted to do this strategy as well well luckily chris roberts has an entire pitch where he can demonstrate just how to pull this off yes it's a simple method and it can be explained in four simple points it is chris's repeatable accurate profits or crap for short this is a way of describing the infinite process of creating a website designing a front page for it and then selling the buggy and broken website for a quarter of a million for massive profits you see this game would actually make you think that you need to actually be making money from your websites you need to try and maybe come up with fantastic new ideas maybe add crazy features like the ability to view images or watch videos heck maybe if you're gonna make a messaging platform maybe add a feature which allows the users to actually talk to each other but no using the crap method chris roberts is able to streamline the entire process of development to just something very simple selling a concept and making millions and millions of dollars from it and that's exactly what we're going to do we're about to dial this bad boy up to 11 because now with 87 000 in the bank and a decent inventory of all of the components necessary to build websites we're going to start spamming these bad boys out and watching our profit margins grow it's time for us to make our next website now naturally gaming platform that was brilliant we made a decent amount of money off of it instead we're going to make a brand new dating platform ladies and gentlemen allow me to present to you prawn hub the premier website for all sea life to communicate and spend time with each other this is 100 not a website that i've just made to skim millions of users off of simple typos nope this is a official website so naturally being an official website it needs to have a landing page so let's make ourselves one of these lovely stuff and immediately with a landing page that large we can have 18 000 users so let's immediately kickstart the process of getting emails sent out because we want some users to wait the emails go and there we go we have 8 000 users already and our website is apparently worth 52 000 on day one lovely stuff let's improve it even further and actually i'm noticing a slight bottleneck we need more graphics components we need more blueprint components so maybe we should get more staff what a splendid idea oh i'm so fabulously smart so let's once again have chris roberts look for the next generation of workers let's pick ourselves up yet another designer lovely stuff give him a decent signing bonus and a nice monthly salary and they'll ask for 5400 a month very well it's okay don't worry we're going to be having infinite money very soon let's slap down yet another desk and then give her a lovely job we're now also going to pick ourselves up yet another developer and get searching and here we have it a lovely developer for 5 100 oh my very well it'll have to do now we can switch chris back to his normal job of designing stuff this is all fine and plonk down a lovely chair for our brand new developer fantastic stuff and it's as easy as that and we're bam prawn hub now has a level 10 landing page meaning it's premium stuff ladies and gentlemen but why stop with prawn hub when we can have multiple websites on the go at once it's time for us to make a streaming service that's right it's dozne plus ladies and gentlemen a premier website where you can watch all of your favorite dozny films however it's just going to be a landing page and even after you pay our exorbitant membership fees we're also going to be adding in premium paywalls to actually gain access to our best films so dozne plus can have 12 000 users of course it doesn't actually have that so once again we're going to need to kickstart some marketing campaigns for dozne plus just to really up those numbers right we're bam and away we go immediately the users are flooding into dosney so logically let's once again upgrade this landing page even further we're at level six now which is perfect let's start a time machine and we'll bam doesn't he plus it's now up to a level 10 landing page that's right we have all of your favorite films on there mostly because dozne also legally owns about 50 of the world at this point so any idea of films also immediately put on dozeny plus and fantastic stuff with that website sorted it's time for us to create a social media platform as well what better social media platform than skype a platform so good and amazing no one uses it anymore right so let's upgrade this landing page as much as possible and naturally of course kickstart the lovely necessary email campaigns to convince old people that skype is still relevant and a great way to contact your grandchildren now how's prawn hub doing oh no prawn hub server usage is at an all-time high all the local sea life populations are having an intense time looking at the website to the point where it's actually breaking this is all perfectly great news for us because it means we can start selling the website and look at that it's worth over four hundred and twenty thousand dollars isn't that just perfect let's sell up our prawn hub and oh my goodness an offer oh no that offers not good enough only 386 000 i don't need to take that offer or in the very least i don't need to take that offer yet and fantastic we actually have an offer from a slightly more wealthy company this time they're offering 440 000 technically the website because it's just existed for a while is now worth 500 000 but because we only have 3 000 in the bank we need to actually take this offer else we'll go bankrupt so naturally we hit select and this is when we can get some little shenanigans in and hopefully gain three hundred thousand twice so we're going to do hit accept offer immediately switch back here hit select and accept offer again and oh would you look at that suddenly we accepted the offer twice and prawn hub has been sold to the same person two times meaning we now have over half a million dollars in our company's bank accounts chris roberts trickstarter is looking absolutely fantastic what a lovely company you have here now that we have six hundred thousand under our belt we are set up to establish ourselves as a massive dominant money making monolith for the rest of our company's long life now let's just quickly finish off upgrading skype to the max level and we can kind of just sit on our lovely websites because we have so much money it doesn't really matter and the longer we sit on them the more money they're going to make us which is perfect stuff so whilst everyone's busy generating the components for future websites we're actually going to try and hire ourselves a brand new researcher ladies and gentlemen let's start headhunting for a researcher let us offer susan quinn some money and hopefully she'll accept there we go 5400 a month lovely stuff so we now have someone who's going to be generating research points for us what are we going to be spending them on well i want to generate 200 research points to unlock ourselves the cute framework 1.0 this is going to allow us to increase the feature level to 40 meaning we can have even more users on our front pages right so we now have two researchers who are going to be hammering away making lovely research points for us oh no my goodness we've got our first review of a product effie curtis here two days ago said that i don't know about dosney plus it's a nice concept but it just lacks features what do you mean it's full of features it's full of almost 500 000 worth of features that don't really exist but it doesn't matter oh it's just one lovely infinite money source really the longer we have it existing the more money it's worth which is just brilliant it's up to 490 at the moment in terms of value you know actually we might as well create a brand new website all right let's create a dating platform it shall be the friend zone a location for people to make friends and that's about it let's give it its patent-pended landing page it's immediately up at level 9 which is just of course fantastic and now let the marketing campaigns for the friend zone commence do you like someone did you know that that person probably doesn't like you are you going to attempt to force them to like you anyway well it sounds like you could use the friend zone brought to you by chris roberts who i here is also an expert of being in the friend zones oh goodness this video is definitely being taken down in legal procedures yes dozy plus is now worth 550 000 just because it's been sat around for a few days which is perfect and we're almost halfway to actually unlocking our next set of technology we might as well sell dozen plus why not let's see who's going to buy it how's skype doing skype's doing great and the friend zone also doing quite decently all right we're going to sell dozen plus and the friend zone and create a brand new website as well alongside it this can be a shopping platform it's going to be organs for you of course a perfectly legitimate website for all of your organ purchasing needs there we go immediately it's now level 10 and let the marketing commence are you missing a kidney would you like maybe a bonus kidney how many lungs are too many i certainly don't know well that's what organs for you is here to offer the only premier service where you're able to buy organs for you right let's now sell dozne plus for six hundred thousand to the gold group this looks perfect right well bam we're going to accept this offer and get 431 000 naturally hit this and this and then select an oh i was a bit too slow oh well that's fine we could have sold it twice is anyone trying to buy skype no no wants to buy skype why would no one want to buy skype everyone wants to buy skype it's a premier communication website everyone uses it okay well everyone in 2012 used it but still come on right now let's create a brand new gaming platform this is going to be a website where basically it hosts all of your games it's called stodia now unlike normal game launchers this is entirely online meaning you only need a good internet connection to play your games and actually also even if you do have a good internet connection you're going to need a lot of luck in order to play your games you might be wondering why is that the case well it's because we here at trickstarter refuse to upgrade any of our servers meaning that fundamentally your fps and game fidelity is going to be tied to the random whims of our server gods all right let's send out the email campaigns everyone's going to love stodia well still no offers to buy skype seriously four days left on the purchase of skype someone anyone wants skype no no i can't see why it's worth 600 000 apparently no let's also sell the friend zone someone else can deal with friend zone there we go someone wants to buy skype oh the belvida corporation my friends you're going to love skype everyone loves skype you're going to give me 420 thousand for it don't mind if i do except the offer hit here hit select and hit accept offer again and oh my goodness there we go we just got eight hundred thousand for selling skype i don't even think skype in the current day's worth eight hundred thousand that's fantastic oh so much money oh so much money we're now up to 1.6 million chris roberts 1.6 million think about how many scams we can make with 1.6 million in the bank oh it's incredible and the thing is even if our employees get upset all we need to do to make them happy just give them money thousand dollars to each of them will throw them right back up to a hundred percent happiness and really improve their work speeds some would say it's a bribe but i prefer to look at it as a lovely motivation package right i think it's time for us to sell the friend zone it's worth a decent amount of money so let's sell it to jh capital we're bam and can we sell a second time yes we can oh yes we can 2.3 million dollars ladies and gentlemen oh it's fantastic all right let's create ourselves a brand new streaming service this is of course going to be twatch a lovely streaming service where people can watch their favorite twatches although naturality considering it's just a landing page you're actually just going to be looking at a still image of probably ninja but but you know there's probably money to be made off of that i mean if you see some of the merchandise he's selling he has a book which is just a notebook but it's got ninja branding it's just an empty book with ninja branding and so it's worth like 20 pounds ah you can slap ninja on anything and sell it to an investor for half a million that's going to be our plan and fantastic we've just achieved 400 research points which means we can now research our final feature of subscriptions now why on earth did we need to research subscriptions well it's because in order to actually upgrade the basic framework of twitch we need to be maxed out on our features and our features need to be at max level so logically we could have researched maybe live streaming functions for twatch so that users could live stream to each other but that would actually require developing things which aren't just basically graphical components which we're not going to do so instead we're adding subscriptions and we're adding text ads to our lovely website and by doing so we're able to upgrade to the next level for only sixty thousand were bam and now our features can be leveled up and of course naturally we're going to immediately remove the text ads because that's going to make people upset to actually have text ads subscriptions however we can keep subscriptions i have no idea why enough anyone's going to subscribe to the website but it's fine anyway now that we have all these points lying around we can just upgrade the website to immediately level 40. now we can have 500 000 potential users on twitch so let's level it up oh and look at that the registered user number is going up and up and up now admittedly uh the server is not handling this necessarily very well um you can tell by the fact the response time is currently about two seconds oh and now it's got up to about four seconds this is fine don't worry i'm sure the users won't notice and seeing as we need more users let's just spam out a few more email campaigns let's really crank up the valuation on this bad boy all right more email campaigns needed let's go this is going to make us a lot of money ladies and gentlemen lots and lots and lots of money we're bam 100 000 users now this is incredible twitch is currently going viral twitch is going viral ladies and gentlemen what is going viral it's a landing page with a subscription service which no one will sign up for because there are no premium features that are granted with the subscription service oh you just love to see it right come on it's going viral it's worth it let's spam out more email campaigns whilst it's viral is what the people want they want a viral empty website oh yes it's perfect my precious website we're up to 130 000 registered users this is just incredible absolutely incredible considering we have spare resources lying around let's upgrade the efficiency of the website and by doing so lower the response time issues that we're having nope okay apparently there is no way to fix the response time oh my goodness well as long as we don't go down in users i'm sure it's fine because the further and further we go up in users the more money we'll be making so it's all good how's organs for you doing they're doing quite good it's worth seven hundred thousand you know let's upgrade this bad boy to silly levels as well and text ads and so on upgrade the framework now we remove these upgrade the website even further there we go organs for you is now going to try and double its user base how's twatch doing twatch is doing fantastic almost worth a million i'm noticing one slight issue which is that technically twatch can't grow once the server's actually down and seeing as the server does spend a lot of time down uh we're going to actually have to fix twitch and we're going to rent this tiny garbage place in the middle of nowhere research some basic hosting equipment and build ourselves a basic fan and a small rack for servers there we go oh my goodness twatch is doing absolutely brilliant it's got so many registered users it's worth 1.3 million for effectively what is a blank page offering a subscription service but at the same time we're receiving so many lovely tweets like saying his twitch down yep twitch is very slow today yeah don't worry it's um 100 not my fault it's just the uh just the website oh my goodness trash is under a ddos attack oh that's all fine they can't stop it you can't stop twatch once it started rolling it's physically impossible right we're going to actually have to recruit ourselves a system admin for the sole reason that we actually need to get some servers set up but i've got some great news twitch despite the fact that the servers are down 50 of the time so you can't even be a registered user is uh growing at a lovely rate it's worth 2 million now to watch that make that 2.1 million and every day it just brings in more and more money i can't wait to sell this lovely bad boy of course at the same time we've got two new system admins who are going to be helping us actually optimize our servers so that we're able to actually uh maintain twitch on our own steam which will be lovely and we're bam there we go twatch is suddenly up and running the website will no longer crash meaning we can continuously register new users and reach the 500 000 mark oh this is it ladies and gentlemen we've done it and with the twitch servers now fixed it can actually grow at an incredible rate meaning you guessed it ladies and gentlemen look at that 500 000 registered users for twitch oh it's brilliant we've achieved peak performance and it doesn't stop there with half a million people eagerly looking at an empty blank page with subscriptions we're going to see the value of this website increase as you can see it's three million but as soon as we move into the next day it's gonna go from being worth just three million to becoming worth you guessed it 3.2 million it's just why is it going up 200 000 every single day nothing has changed for twitch okay all right you know what let's actually sell twitch let's see if we can do it let's start accepting offers for our lovely websites they don't want to buy twitch all right we've won offer to buy twitch it's from jh capital uh for 3.2 million so you know let's actually select this we'll get 2.3 million out of it and let's accept the offer immediately hit hit there and there and we'll bear we've accepted it twice so we have just generated almost five million from twatch twatch is of course the premier website which had nothing it had no inherent value it was just utter garbage and yet so many people used it oh so many people used it and the same will happen with organs for you we will increase its user base and drive it into the millions stodia well you're just gonna be stuck at being worth seven hundred thousand i'm afraid my friend but that's okay we have so much money our company is worth seven million look at that isn't it just fantastic we could give all of our employees a small retirement plan if we wanted to i mean of course we're not going to because we're evil but you know it's something we could do if we were actually nice you know let's start the greatest campaign ever we're going to drive organs for use user base right up to the highest possible number we can get in as shorter period as possible we need as many email campaigns as humanly imaginable oh look at that growth oh this is fantastic organs for you what a website my goodness can we sell stadia yet yep we can sell it to band's partner there we go right let's sell it we sell it a second time of course we can lovely stuff we sold stadia for a million sorry stodio oh no organs for you is under a ddos attack although actually um this is fine because of our lovely server setup it actually doesn't affect us at all this is incredible my goodness right well everything's just looking fine and dandy to be honest organs for you is doing brilliant you'd love to see it our lovely stuff we've just achieved 500 research points which means we can pick up a brand new framework the cute framework 2.0 meaning oh my goodness some crazy things are about to happen let's go to organs for you and slap on our additional features naturally subscriptions and of course text ads and let's upgrade this framework we're going to cubed framework 2.0 it cost us 300 000 but trust me it's worth it let's of course immediately remove those text ads but now what we can do is upgrade this page even further we're bam and we're bam and we're back there we go we're up to level 90 meaning we can have 1.7 users theoretically that's what we wanted to do we could have it and organs for you are currently going viral right now who could have guessed let's get as many users on as we feasibly can and let's get as close to 1.7 million users as possible because this is incredible this website is going to be worth so much money and what is it it's just a blank page but people love blank pages they're exceptionally fun to look at what does happen if we add text ads is that going to make people leave the platform let's configure the text ads i would actually need a sales executive to actually fill them out okay right well that makes sense well we're not having text ads then too complicated we're not actually having a sales executive do anything we're just selling websites now that's where the money's made we're also going to need to get another server set up in here oh my goodness what's this organs for you received its first support ticket be sure to hire a supporter before response times get too high we have a support ticket what on earth support ticket is necessary there is i have no idea it makes no sense i mean the website with a landing page and apparently one million people are on it one million people are just logging onto organs for you and being like yes that's what organs look like ah people buy these interesting very interesting yes yes all right let's sell uh let's sell our backup cash website this uh only exists because i wanted a little bit of extra money so there we go we'll sell it twice get two million from it lovely stuff what's this organs for you support satisfaction currently not the highest no because our average resolve time is long uh but it's okay because it's not going to stop people from signing up to it people love organs for you all right i've started some brand new marketing campaigns meaning the organs for use user base is going to grow even faster now i mean all you need to do is just start a new one and then alter the budget to become a hundred thousand and bam suddenly the user figures are going to go absolutely insane can we improve it even further oh my goodness we can right maximum user base is 5.7 million i don't think it's actually possible for us to achieve it but it could happen theoretically 5.7 million i don't see why we wouldn't be able to access it let's also start a brand new advertising campaign this one we can have a budget of one million there we go one million people let's get as many people on our website as possible and we're also going to need to duplicate our server systems oh my goodness we're going to need to duplicate this a lot actually oh my god so many users 3.3 million users at the moment it's just a blank page but it doesn't matter organs for you is the greatest single website in the universe admittedly i have noticed that actually spending that much money on the marketing budget means we're spending a million a day on advertising this website and that has accidentally hurt our business quite a bit it turns out organic growth is a lot more affordable than spending a billion a day on adverts you know i think it's time i sell my magnum opus 15 million it's valued at let's see who wants to buy my lovely website okay make that 17 million okay with each passing day it goes up in terms of value by quite a hefty portion now it's 18 million lovely stuff okay it's now worth 20 million this is perfect 21 million our lovely website oh my goodness organs for you is becoming a viral platform it is just insane we've got six million users at the moment and hey we can even have more we can have as many as we like 7.8 million users that's going to be the peak that's the limit of this website but honestly we can't keep organs for you forever we eventually have to sell it as lovely as it would be to sell branded adverts to these 7.8 million people as someone who actually runs a youtube channel i know that 7.8 million users isn't probably gonna cut it in terms of revenue i'd much rather have 57 million dollars in my account than seven million views on a video my goodness you know what that means that means we have to sell this sausage yep we're gonna sell it at some point or another probably soonish considering we bleed about 30 000 a day in terms of maintaining our staff and so on so hopefully we can sell it to a lovely company what i love is that in terms of platforms it's the seventh largest shopping website that's right this is a massive shopping website and yet for some magical reason it doesn't actually have anything it's a shopping website where you can't buy anything sure it's called organs for you but honestly it's just a front there's nothing really there that's not going to stop us from being able to sell it for hopefully around about 60 million there we go someone's come along it's the belvedere corporation offering 54 million i'd like a little bit more than that oh you know what if you're going to be the only person to offer money for it let's go so we're going to get 39 million from selling this lovely website and you know we're gonna sell it twice there we go we're up to 78 million dollars ladies and gentlemen this is incredible we have so much money we're worth so much it's oh it's fantastic our company's value was worth 140 million you just absolutely love to see it ladies and gentlemen it truly is incredible the amount of money we're worth my goodness ladies and gentlemen i'm afraid that's all we have in store for today as you can see the legendary chris roberts has managed to scan millions and generate millions in the process using the 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Channel: The Spiffing Brit

Views: 1,231,153

Rating: 4.9535589 out of 5

Keywords: Spiffing, Brit, The, software inc, perfectly balanced game with no exploits, perfectly balanced game, software inc exploit, game dev, game dev tycoon, tycoon game, video game, video game exploit, spiffing brit, funny, montage, exploit, game dev tycoon funny, is broken, funny challenge, challenge, infinite money, money glitch, video game glitch, game glitch, money exploit, tycoon exploit, english, startup company, startup, company, scamming exploit, scamming, scam, money scam

Id: xdMYrnYxhD4

Length: 34min 31sec (2071 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 28 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/pTricked]

Shots fired. It's only a matter of time before the comments section lights up...

[u/swfanatic717]

Star Citizen is a perfectly balanced exploit with no game!

[u/skunimatrix]

This was brilliant.

[u/iCallOutSimps]

Oh, this is what the kids call cash money

[u/CMDR_Agony_Aunt]

Ooooh. Shots fired.

I loved the spiffing brit before, love his series. His Skyrim stuff was great. But this is just (say the next word in the Spiffing Brit's voice) marvellous.

[u/OfficiallyRelevant]

Lol, loved it. Time to open up a bag of popcorn and wait for the dumpsterfire that will become the comment section.

Edit: Dear god, that might be the most wholesome and civilized comment section I've ever seen on YouTube regarding Star Citizen lol. The crazy son of a bitch did it.

[u/slower_you_slut]

I call this fake because Chris Roberts can't be that smart

[u/FlibDob]

• Chris's
• Repeatable
• Accurate
• Profits

Love it :)