Ari Shaffir & The Chocolate Bar | TigerBelly 97

[Music] you have to do it yeah farm that you have to do brother gain weight Stevie would like [ __ ] though five four three everybody have a good time tonight three four everybody have a food time tonight a [Music] well everyone in the new guess talking [ __ ] you [ __ ] [ __ ] I said don't talk until 8:00 introduce you [ __ ] girl I'm just gonna forget me I'm not even know I'm the no start over I was my clone he showed over go ahead five everybody gue ladies and John welcome to Bobby Lee's podcast a girl we got all right [ __ ] it we got kalila I told you she'd bark we got [ __ ] Gilbert and we have this [ __ ] guy the best I mean you do to us but he's old friend of mine uh my name is Ari Shaffir and give him a [ __ ] round of applause oh yeah every auto ship here and I have had we had a deep [ __ ] path long and storied history yeah and you know I'm gonna say this right now no ma'am there was a point in my life where she looking at me just like I'm saying right now I'm gonna do I'm gonna get you know okay it was a point of my [ __ ] life you know I swear to God I hated you more than I hated anyone else I was never laugh cuz you're killed off Freddy so I was next I never hated Freddy Soto yeah you know he didn't like me that monetary most ignored you yeah he ignored me but I was different but let me say this yeah you can bring up Freddy soda if you want to what you did right partner all those [ __ ] the darkness from my past yeah it's all resolved itself amen okay Eleanor look at Eleanor yeah Eleanor Karen what's her last name Carrigan Carrington Carrington right no character with friends with a comic named Freddy Soto who was my favorite he won the best comics in the country yeah he he died but Eleanor [ __ ] hated me what do you do what he guys doing on you he thought it was blocking the camera are you guys doing man secret codes oh yeah so what I'm saying is that that's result itself yeah you and I have resolved its adult resolved yeah but um I want to hear it from the very beginning well how we met everything I used to hold the open mics at the Comedy Store yeah but what I think that's when I met you know cuz when I started Oh Shaq was hosting you were just there you're just a guy who was like hanging out with it because you would just finished being an employee right so you were still like related to the employees yeah I was a employee at the Comedy Store I was a open my curve essentially I had nothing going on really I had nothing going on right Carlos start taking the road a little bit ride Mencia started taking me on the road a little bit and then I met Ari but you were younger than me yeah you're working at the store - yeah I got a job there you got a dirty quit I think I did three over mics and I was like a disease or get a job not to draw a hat yeah and him and I became friends I think instantly probably right you took care of the some of the younger guys who really was like hey you need advice yeah help I get that I know give me that again say it again you gave some tips on like hey man when you ask the crowd if they've seen a movie just sit there waiting I take this is your vice like I think we like Star Wars like see Star Wars and no one claps you're like why are you waiting you're gonna do this anyway just say alright yeah because in Star Wars but and then go into it go any like yeah yeah I was like yeah it was you armed with Morgan Murphy ahead of you at probably later on she nation will that I should have employ different Nick Youssef Taylor Taylor all those guys yeah yeah few guys that we forgot because they paid it away yeah they're probably my best friend I've no idea they oh yeah yeah with joy marmo joy mark right you remember I yeah but um stop it yeah why Rick rumor Mike Ricca mm-hmm yeah bachelor Andrew but then we became friends and then um what happened so then I got mad tv you got my TV we went down to San Diego together right even bought a bunch of I can bring a [ __ ] right you but you borrow a bunch of money for pills yeah would you do we ever go to brothels together yes in Mexico to in wreck tea launch pads Adelina we're the leaders well you see you and I went to Adelita yeah you told me you're like hey tip I'm like what you're like yeah it's gonna be 72 just just give him 100 put on table like then they'll know to work harder like you know people know I'm a smart guy I'm crafty yeah and I think things through and the thing is is also you tip the guide that cleans the room because I got the worst job in the world interview dirty jobs you know dirty job micro actually been said oh yeah yeah the Tijuana just cleaner for what buck yeah the worst job in the world because it's every two bucks is what you get is you pay 60 for the girl yeah which I know how much it gives up the got to the tip 11 for the room yeah one for the jizz cleaner yeah and he was grateful for it like it wasn't like you know here's a dollar he was like oh that's it he was like grass yet you know you Jerry yeah yeah okay man I'm the clean up Jews anyway okay for the real guy that I worked with at the Brockton builders restaurant and he is his dad had something to do with the KFC 10 like he was high up she had a lot of money this guy but he also was waiting tables with me this kid he was a fat kid and he would get like three girls right Anna and not have sex but just eat their buttholes that's it Union strictly a lot on a triple wanna that's something only a rich kid would do like a money to work yeah you should right right you should even kiss them I know it alone a butthole yeah and he was a guy that was I was like it's just one of those guys that like he went to Nam he didn't but he had that jaded by vibe about him Araya like he just went to Nam right but that was a seedy place so you and I went there and then I got mad tv and then I I got sober I went to rehab yeah you brought me on it over you got almost sold out about to video they made you go to rehab made me go to rehab and then I called you one night when I was at that place uh-huh and I was living in LA and I go I'm leaving and it we were leaving what I can't leaving rehab oh yeah you you need to drive to San Diego to pick me up yeah first was like you to pick me I was like oh okay I like to Anam Isaac yeah okay we're your partner yeah when you say yes did the two girls come after that in the hotel room two girls was the weekend we went a Toledo the two girls the what regrets at least we stopped into the spot at the PB brew house yeah there's a club that was like an open mic at the PB brew house no no my mr. show okay yeah you got me on yeah and we're gonna do La Joya the next day why I was went in a little bit of the holy of the next day but and while I was on you were talking to these two girls yeah one real hot and one just gross CIA and uh-uh-uh-uh you're like I bombed yeah and you were like hey Ari we had the super girls might assume I said you're like no okay cool I didn't see that yeah yeah yeah at first I'm like oh we're meeting guys and you're like well just sit here you have probably does it it's just anime and then uh and then after a wild like I guess what I want to meet the guys I will tell you I with you I didn't say hey come back come back with us yeah I did a story about this actually come back with us and you're like okay we gotta move our bikes and then we got that back side by side bikes for stolen oh yeah yeah yeah yeah you're crying yeah yeah I start crying about it till cried like boo boos here's another face yeah and then Bobby's like how much with it like mine was 400 is 200 and goes here so why are you darling I I don't get money I wanted it okay let me just say something right now alright only good people do [ __ ] like that I'm just free there's no why no one gives up for Bobby like Bobby's right so then what happened so I give the money yeah to pay for the [ __ ] bikes yeah there'll be a girl there tears went right back those are going to buy a new Schwinn or whatever they you know ever the hot bike they got they got the runners on the side of the handlebar for the potato yeah yeah we're going to take a quick second to ground and what the [ __ ] bro can't bite that hard yeah yeah I told you she wouldn't I don't know what to do put him in the cage now you're going a cage [ __ ] yeah I'm in the cage yeah why did you bite him like you bought me that was [ __ ] I was even play here here Oh oh yeah Oh Dolph Bobby's gonna eat you now you got eaten wait what year was all this happening this was 2000 I don't know - ish oh yeah he called me one day and he said hey we're going to San Diego and I was like okay wait because I need you to drive and I'm like why do you need me to drive he goes I've been up for 36 hours on pills oh so I need to sleep so I'm not going to drive because you can use my car but I can't do it so we hit the hall we also got stuck in [ __ ] it was supposed to get like two hours to get there it was like 12 hours ago I remember that gonna piss in water bottles I told you we were on the highway stop dead stop there like there's a rest stop there go get us next no but like it has a pickup for two hours we with 30 meters in two hours yeah run across the highway and get it yeah there's not only fought over a payday okay yeah yeah yeah did we finish the girl part no I so then we go to me B and then we go so we don't know with the hotel that I'm at now it's a grand colonial hotel nice it's a really nice hotel - right through bed two beds really nice oh well yeah and always this happens to me right I pay for the [ __ ] bikes you got a hot girl and I got the hot girl who doesn't want to touch me and the elderly one wants to [ __ ] already yeah she doesn't get a lot of guys yeah yeah so now I'm in a closet there researching scripts right with the [ __ ] hot one oh yeah so I'm we're both on each other's bits like he's on his bed I'm on my bed with my girl he's on his girl and we're like making out as I've never done you like this I spent actually like three or four girls at the time in 84 yeah maybe five because she looked really Julie back then yeah yeah right he looks good I think you look better now I'm you were younger it was like door beaker yeah it's like you look weird yeah yeah so yes we're taking out here on the other bed just touch your shoulder yeah yeah yeah there's no point zero in the back of my hand oh you're underneath yeah yeah and so I'm trying not to laugh don't play that game yeah it's Alaska that's why were you in the closet okay I knew that I knew that my girl didn't want to [ __ ] me yeah or do anything with me but I know that he was about to get some axe and it's weird we're both in the same room we're in the same room so I'm like I'm the consular shoots customer the size of this room yeah walking cross yeah I think Oprah shoe about in it okay and I am being the good person would you even though and I'm also paying for the room yeah I went coming to give my friend a layup and I'm gonna go in the [ __ ] closet what did you tell her to get her in a closet get in the [ __ ] closet no he's like let's go in here he put all the blankets he's like let's go have a look us through hang out in the closet yeah yeah I was gonna do like a Cambodian like attack a sex attack yeah I can't put them in a little hole you know me no pop yeah yeah the whole pot action get in here do you know man it's climbing in closed room the lights off and then okay yeah after a bit we left we drove him back went to Denny's and Bobby's like you're paying for Jennings like why am I paying for Denny's and he's like cuz I'm having money times because you got late-night it I was like I didn't get laid and he goes I know you did like I did not and then he's like let's go back to him or show you something yeah yeah yeah and he showed me in the closet there's a vent a ventilation grate yeah and he goes look at this look and it looked straight up you know I said straight up the gut of what might later of I've seen this guy [ __ ] jerk off no other girls in the room with him who is a ghost man he was so skinny it looked like Auschwitz it was but yeah I mean he she was cute I thought no she was ugly she was young right now I probably into it cuz she was 22 23 but right then it was like chronic grody yeah and then so we did that yeah and then then you're like and your rule was hey here's the deal we're going down we're gonna do spots if either one of us and he needed to get pills do you wanna everybody goes if either one of us get laid we're not get hookers but if we do get laid no hookers I was like yeah sure and then I did get laid and you're like hookers anyway yeah well we could I what about it yeah I know what we'll me yeah but the went down I know let gay I do with the lat I just want to say that's the true I think that was the one the last time ever went down there I've only been there two times and that was one of them yeah it's fun it's so dear Oh gross so for experiences as a girl my girls I know what I'm saying like just to have you know just to go across the border and just [ __ ] them like a hooker do awful Street burritos yeah like I feel like a lot of girls would really have fun with that type of experience I will exude oh but it's just not for them also with the pills and stuff makes it to get used to that extra danger because you have to take all the like tinfoil off of the pill jars yeah because you have to stuff it with a lot of cotton so it doesn't rattle rattle here's a tape it to your body and walk across so not only you like so we've got a tile hitbox on your pills you know those little tunnel pill bottles that are about the size of like like this like two inches huh yeah so Bobby's like men around buying the [ __ ] 300 pill bottle so I told you but fill that up and it was [ __ ] it was like the size of his water bottle yeah yeah yeah I tape it to my body and and you have to like balance yourself when you're walking across with like the metal detectors yeah because there's dogs she's right and there's like Border Patrol the whole thing when you're trying to not to shake and I didn't you know why because I'm [ __ ] agile I'm like I come here from the ocean's 11 that'll asian guy oh yeah yeah I'm fortunate yeah yeah you know yeah I am yeah okay I'm fat now I wasn't fat then you weren't Tim yes I know but look what I look like now yeah now you're gross yeah I look weird now huh too different for sure right I love telling about your plants to get beard implants yeah I'm gonna get beard implants weird implant yeah grow a beard yeah what out what I've never heard of that why I know I'm gonna do it take it from your head and just why don't you get some cobble hunka pool oh yeah you know about uncle oh yeah for watching your act oh yeah yeah yeah yeah you you get your eyes o eyelid yeah yeah yeah I can you smile you [ __ ] remember so many [ __ ] things do not Kippur I didn't know what I said any of those that I was mean I meant that yeah I think we stab yourself because you're just honest yes that's Japanese and that's Harry Caray right yes Eric REO Sangha Poulos died oh god oh and with a nice accent too yeah yeah oh yeah and then what happened was we came back to LA and with friends and were PFF that was a great trip and then yeah I did a photo if you go to the main room right now there's still a photo of me and Ari on the top corner in one of those smaller rooms here we took our Hollywood Boulevard one of those like like photo booths yes it was big drawing so it looks like it's drawn yeah we took that right after we saw this black dude running on the street with the two boxes of sneakers like running demonstrate words like it took them like 30 seconds to get to us yeah yeah our mania got ready behind it like how you stopped to stay up I mean Bobby just watched him run right past us and like wow did nothing also Hollywood Boulevard then is not what it's like now alright I mean when I used to drive from high school up to Hollywood Boulevard you would have like women just with their kitties out like last night it was really really grimy and scary but so anyway our you know we just in comedy this and that you know I'm still mad and then our meets Natasha Leggero yeah and you guys live together no no we just dated okay I didn't live together no and then we were in love yeah for sure yeah deeply yeah Marcy was no man would ever go through all of that and beat you up for three weeks well let's hold hold everyone no I know that I build it up yeah yeah so you know we've seen Natasha it's cool and uh I'm a mentor I bring Ron Peterson to the comedy store yeah she's performing in the belly room yeah I got your belly right tiger by the room and he guys says that girls haha like oh yeah she's getting my friend Ari so I don't care I don't know yeah that's fine so I go down to the order set he stayed up there he got her number right yeah she then we leave I don't know anything about it at that point but now but apparently he is now so moving love letter love let our flowers you know taking her to like the Opera Oh fancy right towards the right as we were breaking up rye upper that was like I think one of the first dates or something how did you find out about it about what him I had her password for her email and I was reading the pocket boom and you went crazy I mean I was like what do I do here I was thought of like just blocking his email so that she wouldn't know so there'd be like I guess he's not even me anymore right but there was like no let her make the right decision that's mistake number two where were you at in your career at this point very okay you wouldn't I just need like I wasn't I was at even a paid regular I think I'm I don't know I was might as well go up in the belly room so here's this guy who's wooing her with the Opera and everything all because money money's on that TV that money's yeah yeah and right around then too I started noticing one time I was at Natasha she was in a studio apartment and uh I know it's the other guy I was reporting without here's how I noticed because she I was on her computer it was kind of a room like this but like say a bed over there and I was computer over here and she took a phone call and then went to the kitchen and I was like looks weird what word I'm thinking that and then I looked at you who that was was like okay this guy flirting with you but when I start when I decide like I think it's time for me to be jealous I found stuff yeah look I was right to be jealous right but before that I was like not trusted but you were also in love I think Oh with her yeah for sure for sure so he is now suffering yeah I'm suffering she were suffering yeah and I knew and I knew she was sending her flowers because he said something one of his emails like my delivery gut it was it was late today sorry it'll be there tomorrow for the flowers and I went over to her place and I saw the flowers and I was like what did he and she was like she realized that I knew yeah and she was like are you gonna hit me I was like what no yeah yeah could be a sad thing here you Jesus and then so then when I said that so then I was you know crying in the bathtub oh yeah man and Bobby called me and Bobby called me and was like hey what happened I saw them I was driving on sunset about Hollywood I saw them going to the Opera yeah how was it would you like an I saw them go to the Opera and I don't know what it is I just want to know and I teach the other pieces that you were calling me because Rob as I hey find out if they're still dating her if they fully broke up oh yeah I did not know this part of the story piece it together really you're telling me that you were conspiring yeah caught in the middle to be I'll get to this and okay let us get this straight yeah there are two sides to every story I sorta [ __ ] know what I'm say for us okay yeah I know what I have to say first okay and then you chime in all right whether that be true or not whether that issue or not it could okay right sure no let's just it's true yeah okay I'm sorry I'm sorry alright alright yeah I would throw that out there alright yeah I'm gonna matter whatever nothing like the thing is that this thing that made you angry didn't happen which is you thought that I had set them up right well I found out that you he was showing you the love letters you setting all the time I think you told me that yeah and then and then it was like you're like I know what to do yeah yeah I did not heartbroken prized it was a surprise to me but there was an shocking to me that they were you know seeing each other because I felt responsible I'm trying to think now with no with no emotion behind it now if I let's put it on here hmm if I'm trying to fix who uh I don't know Fahim start like hook it up with you when he was like hey Aria I'm like she's flirting man I'm trying to think now unemotionally involved if I'd be like oh no phim don't you can't do that that's Bobby's girlfriend or if I'd be like this is weird I don't know what if we had already hooked up would you tell Bobby if I were you I'll tell you I said okay yeah I'll tell you what give me the good comparison I'll gonna tell you that why it's different the difference is this is is that I'm new on mad so several years in yeah here also it's still in that terms that's what I do okay you're not a regular yet you're still preparing or whatever and here's a guy who um he didn't get to show he didn't audition what happened was Martin Short were there any more white people no but Marta Marta sort found him in Canada all right and it personally came down with Ron that's why he went right back to Canada right so he was he had Canadian heat on him yeah right and these people that I'm I so you know I'm in a situation now where I want Ron to like me I love you you know but I'm in a situation okay you always back then to always worried about everyone like yes oh yeah I know now people hate me that's fine yeah okay I have accepted that's fine that's what the world is what's on I asked Bobby we're in a car together and we're talking with somebody who didn't like him and I was like and this Werner still I really good friend for any of us I was like how come so many people hate you and I was like what am I am I like a lot I didn't even know I was just a question like what why yeah we're like I don't mean like five people that I know yeah hate you I don't and it's not like they all hate you from the same like party that you got drunk ever always hated hatred I was also hated in San Diego when I started I know it's like look I don't nothing I'm like maybe it's your voice or something man is something people hate I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna tell you why yeah okay I am gonna tell you why all right and the reason why I don't have a lot of enemies now is is that when I started yeah it's all I had comedy yeah it's all I had you nothing gets in the way right all right I was very opportunistic yeah yeah yeah I cut through corners I'm sorry it's fine yeah all right and I did everything I could and yes I created some enemies and in many in many situations I was unlikable I'd admit that I was young all right well I'm 45 now in my 20s at one I never threatened different kind I regret it yeah all right so anyway this sorry anyway no I liked it yeah I liked the emotion so here's the thing yeah Bobby called me for Intel for him and I was like first I was like and then when I realized but then you told me to break into his office to get yeah I was like going to his office and see he would he's she was she's been writing him yeah have back then and hotmail hotmail account yeah it's you can either set it to like save your sent messages or not maybe real now just say name that's so I was like I couldn't see what she was sending him yeah so I was like hey go in there and find out and you're like I don't want and then you do it this is what you said to me what you said if you don't do it that means that you set them up oh right all we did was which was so absurd to me that his computer is at Fox right we're on a television show well shall I have it a [ __ ] break into oh this Canadian guy's office somehow find his code no he's already logged in probably would have done it now yeah but then it was just it was and I that night so then Friday comes around I - oh you only hit me like oh you were calling for in - you weren't calling to say hey I saw somebody walk driving down the street you didn't drive down the street happen to see Natasha and Ron going into an opera okay oh now it's making sense me and then like oh so I'm like you know what [ __ ] him right and then I saw you at the store yeah and I was like I do it like it hit me now where you were on this yeah I'm pretty mad and you're like and then the way he was smiling I could just say one thing could you say one thing how to get the [ __ ] away from me yeah well maybe I did that and you like the way I was like I don't think you're hitting like how much is hurting me like the urges that you want and like to get the [ __ ] away I'm going to hit you and then you kept doing it and I just punched you and you fail so you didn't give me the satisfaction fighting back but you kicked me when I was down there yeah while you were down I command all eyes out yeah because you can't punch a man when he's down that's weird can I say something yeah question Bobby has told this story yeah probably a good 12 times over the course of 90 episodes on this podcast well every time it's always made me feel like God Ahri's a [ __ ] big like for three weeks in a row this is the first time where I completely see it you're right you're a [ __ ] snake bothering you don't know Lyle T is like a furious not angry than it's a sign no big deal anytime you hear a story and you're like wow that's [ __ ] crazy you gotta stop and go that is crazy yeah I probably don't have all the details because that's not normal what I'm hearing like I just start yelling oh yeah they're like alright more sorry it always sounded unprovoked right that's a lie what did the agitators alright I want to already punch someone for no reason he's like oh it's weird alright I'm gonna defend myself maybe you're young no that's not them were the defense all right I was known to help a lot of young guys I believe that I yeah I've I felt like you always help me but I've helped him a lot we were friends we've had these experiences right um that's the reason why I'm done with John Caporal I'll say in on the fun today yeah you're good money tax no because I felt like I helped that kid yeah right and was there was no respect you know coming from hit his end and that's where the Ryan offered so you know when you kick me in the face it was the face not the bonds I'm in body to say afterwards though like Bobby you're up and then things we got separated and then he was up and he's like larger than my spot so he went into the spot and his face started swelling up while he was on stage yeah yeah so uh and scragged when initially by the way I was there he was the cover booth guy it was having right in front of my Bobby was talking to see if I want to check and I saw Bobby likes get the [ __ ] away from me yeah and then Steve was there and it took him probably about a good two three minutes now 45 seconds but that was enough for punch down kick take 41 seconds long how long did imagine this I think how long how long would it take you if you wanted to going mid speed from the cover booth to where I was if it was two of my it was two people I know okay Kim there might be a second like wait what the [ __ ] is up like what what's happening like to grasp it yeah and then we Rose I got it I got to do something ten seconds twenty seconds it with the what are you gonna run out come around twenty seconds tops tops right or epoch so he 45 seconds so he 30 seconds of of watching oh yeah yeah so that happened cuz I went up and I went to Del Q so wouldn't when the Mystics in the leg suck stops sorry like you could have shot the ball you let go screw the soccer ball just yet like it's not all not like like kicking a wall but like just like yeah yeah yeah so good feel great yeah and then I went to the management of the store Freddie told me what he found out - he's like wait you could punch him I didn't I'm just trying to like mentally [ __ ] with him but I really do do funny yeah I went to the manager of the store and I go I demand for him to get banned bannd was like the worst thing they didn't like that at all said no manager vector I don't remember yeah so week goes by yeah and then oh but here's enough here's the thing the psychology behind it you know if the thing is is that the matter beat you up it punch me now there's been other people that punch me but I also told you money you're owed me 5l $5,000 though a lot of it has in it took me a long time to even get him the money back yeah what do you make that much in a week and I eventually start borrowing money to pay my rent so that's what I think his resentment was partly yeah a little bit money for sure yeah I felt justified in be like [ __ ] I didn't pay back with money I'm but also I'm the one that got him a commercial agent work for him to have money but pop is the only kind of guy who will bring that over your head everyone else let me help you and I never think about it again alright Bobby's like you owe me car that's all right aqua you not was an aqua then right was it aqua yeah it was our origin by George independent yeah yeah so then the week later you come up to his I want my money and you strangled me in the hallway yeah I was wrong as I remember because the way Claude I just think I had I had I was like it was like a two-finger yeah I was like oh this that and then you were like you didn't like I was like I want my money yeah just and then you were like you start coming towards me yeah like no I just started squeezing yeah I had a long nail because he was like yeah he knows long like coconut it goes right into the skin and start bleeding oh I went upstairs because it's when I was dating Sarah yeah right and she was upstairs doing some sort of Adam I want to [ __ ] her to get back at you like I'm not even into it but I was like yeah I think I'll do this take all before you right after you broke up I was like I know you still care oh yeah like this amazing this guy I love it so now Matt I still had sex with seven people there's no way I could pull er wasn't is do it ma Julia so now at this point you know neck bleeding the week before it beats me up now I hate them and I'm scared like I literally have like kind of a pts be kind of a situation where I'm like shocked by it yeah it's trubbish trauma and ain't no one will help me you know how you're young I was young - and this is why now when I see people like when they go crazy and it's over like heartbreak I'm like I can't judge them they're not thinking right yeah they're young and I'm crazy yeah but then here's what happened so then the next week sorry auditions for mind of Mencia yeah right yeah this is before the Mencia Rogen stuff happened yeah and Mencia wasn't in the audition room it was Robert Morten - hired him because that's what Robert told me that he would audition for yeah I think I'm a casting director but like they approved it yeah Robert Morten up - yeah but already didn't know so I mean Carlos Mencia didn't know so when colos finds out the Aria had booked the job and in a sketch and we were fighting he called you and said April I can't have you on my show no what they just said they brought out the part he didn't call me he didn't call you he's the worst man he's you know he called you he's like oh yeah man they just were at the party so he told me that he had called you and said April you can't beat up my friend and all that stuff he had never had okay you gotta stop being my friend and then later was like the part was written out now he's he'll never ah so anyway but did you think that I'm the one because that I'd asked him to fire me yeah yeah yeah I was not yeah III wanna let you know right now yeah I wasn't okay I believe you okay why would I do I don't even know about way I mean if you have questions why would I do that the answer is clearly this guy just punch me three times gonna find ya but very obvious I know I would I would I even know that you got hired all that song I don't know the Carlos go ahead like I got a job my show you're taking you get I'm not that I'm not saying you did yeah yeah that's a that's a that's a way I can do it okay go yeah didn't do it yeah all right so then I was like Bobby got me fired I was like well that's a line in comedy where it's like it's so hard to find jobs you can't [ __ ] with someone's income but what their job was a part of his career so Hawaii right so when I was like what I have to punch you now the rest is rageful this is like no no this is the right thing to do yeah so I'm at the parking lot at the Comedy Store mm-hmm and I just hear running back running it when you hear running whatever you don't think that's something to do a Superman punch from behind okay I did a mischievous I saw Bobby excuse me they're real calm yeah yeah yeah papa but he just Bobby Joe's running away I jumped hit me from a bit back and then I fell again felt number one defensive move okay I'm sick right now arm that's my defensive move IV I wrestle in college no I'll call are you six four three yeah I'm five four you have a better brother yes you're wanted on ax plus you out waving by 50 pounds okay George is acting way too hard at that you are a lot of really I go to the outside of the room yeah so I was like cover boo another cover but I go to the office yeah to call the police yeah and Steve one is is he yeah to his credit holds the [ __ ] cord out of the wall damn so don't call the police yeah and his excuse was it was a Friday and he goes if re goes to prison you'll stay there over the weekend yak if you don't get it and then they ban you they told me he was going to play so like I left my apartment I was like I gotta get out of here cuz I'll come to my apartment so I just left once it's like open mic or something and just like I gotta stay up till like 2:00 a.m. so the police won't fire me right today banned you then I think up for a month or something after that they banned me and then um the other like you can't be beating up Bobby three times two is okay but we have an obedient probably three times yeah I was banned and that's when I was doing runs man I heard Freddie died when Aziza call me to pray died now yeah believe it I live down the street like right next to pink duck door and I walk down there I mean I remember sitting on the curb like outside seeing somebody hugging them and then just like sitting there like crying and then dombarris came by goes well I'm glad to see you're respecting the ban I'm not coming in the building so he's all getting a win well I it's not because of that but just because I you know I broke down there but and then it sort of they like talk to Bobby work it out and so as a fine let's talk yeah you're like I just I'm like fine okay talk then and there's not what I wanted was like to do it yeah but he's also he told he would also do this even after he got back in I'd walk down the hallway and he would just say [ __ ] like here's the dumbest guy in the [ __ ] building I know it was father yeah things that he did that would bother man you just you can't get a thought together you can't speak English do that you're born you're like he would say [ __ ] yeah get me riled off and I was just really like I can even come here I hate this guy it was like that for years holding court to be like for people around you know him and I fear that people talk what are you doing listen Bobby's lies you're lying about something that's what you do you buy it was like ionization unless I go oh my god I retract all this but you know time to comments on this drama when all there was there's some division that was pretty good psychological war oh my god I hated the ROPS pretty good alright very good and then how long were the years on five years you years I mean four years will be four five forty five years of not talking to them at all great unloved I'm I'm just coming in I would do this thing that I went from dice where I are stand up for this yeah it was like four people in a circle yeah and then like let's say you guys all talking to your Bobby stand up stand up but let's say the tables not here yeah I never talking and I'll just go like I'll just come in I was going I saw you guys talking about yeah yeah oh yeah I used to do that move [ __ ] shadow that's a good move it's not like you even stayed out of his way you really don't know where yeah like a [ __ ] of a quick mental semester the guy shows were they aware where if people asked because back then there was no cell phones yeah and they would have like these portable ones or whatever cameras yeah cameras right and he would go if he people wanting to photo with them he'd make us take it yeah but we had to crop him out of it it was so weird right so we would shoot it and then when they got the film bad guys wouldn't be in it yeah half their face like this dude have to angle it and get his shoes beautifu right first time he'd even tell me that was happening he was like giddy up like it because you never took pictures I'll take a picture with you yeah re all right you take the picture okay he hands away but I he hands me like this yeah and look at you yeah oh yeah yeah I was like okay and then I took it and then I didn't know and they left he goes did you get me in it at all no it's ask aboard yeah I mean you you you just knew I signed so many dice autographs was like alright sent to the best like are you sign it let's go right here there yeah you could just do it and once I was working the door and he came up to me King just we're going to Vegas and I just they just let me leave with him Wow no you're off the door you gotta go to Vegas with dice right and you called your bad luck right oh my god for [ __ ] that's another one yeah why I worked the door right first of all he's called me King yeah for 15 [ __ ] years I love the guy he like Italy it's all so stereotypical man yo we're wondering why put the effort yeah but then he goes it's as chi-ching your money no not racist right so he goes gambling in um the Bellagio Mirage and he lost a half a million dollars with this within 12 hours and I had no money at the time he said if I come up you're gonna get like 10% of my money so because he thought I was good luck you know was sitting next to him losing all this [ __ ] money he would do 10,000 bets well III didn't have a bank account yeah right and then when he lost all that money we flew back he didn't talk to me for years and he told everyone that I was bad luck your cooler air cooling yeah I mean the she said I had to [ __ ] deal with wrong right King sorry Jane yeah yeah yeah hang on it and then one day out of the blue after five years of not talking to re I get a call from you yeah what was it well I sort of just got my call what happened I got the number from Brenna's easy right I was like he was it's Bobby's number and he gave me your number one number off as if he took I don't involved well I've never enough to be like I was like it's pretty much as this still is numbers when he gave one off of like that's definitely not one of them is I know it I've had the same number for her forever don't it don't he's gonna have to edit it up yeah yeah good memory is incredible dig that out yeah what was happening in your life I was like okay the rage wasn't there anymore and I was still acting on it but it was like unbathed on so I'm still like going over to him and like video so stupid it stopped being fun yeah there's a passion behind it yeah that sums up that the feelings for Natasha were so gone on and why the feelings for him persisted longer and aside your hatred you know yeah and uh maybe it's a stuff maybe not but like oh one time you said oh yeah oh yeah everyone's always I don't know it wasn't it wasn't no it was alcoholics you thought it was a meeting that was speaking it but it was a show called the alcoholics for a oh and he goes I'm gonna show up to that thing it's a show but it was what all AAA people doing in front of 89 photos it wasn't a meeting forgiveness and he goes um I'm gonna show up I'm gonna [ __ ] up your speech yeah what he said so I had I'm not working I might have gone but I didn't know where my sponsor at a time Ritchie and all his sponsors have photos of re they're walking around this [ __ ] auditorium to see if they see the [ __ ] guy I'm at home yeah I mean that's the kind of heartache this guy [ __ ] do know I wanted to do what's the apology step was a nice step no I was I was gonna like wait to talk about hey Bobby what about apology weather my step yeah have you done that because I mean I haven't heard anything I'm waiting for the number-9 yeah okay so in the whole time though you never actually said hey I'm so sorry I [ __ ] up Bobby didn't have that in background he was just like whatever I to me wasn't his blame was I said it was never Bobby's fault nothing was ever stop for a second alright yeah this theory behind it was and thing that he told me yeah which is that I set them up that's what I thought nine of a more anger was about then they the whole time never told me he would listen to the you yeah because watch his love letters and I was like well yeah but that's okay there you go finally sorry I'm yeah you know uh so I'm gonna be people when I apologize let me apologize in the realest way let me take my hand off the number nine here's the thing there's no justification for it okay and this is wrong apply did Mike what I was feeling then was because you know when I got on the mad it wasn't good for me in the beginning to get on there yeah I mean when I was on they wouldn't put me on I had problems that's why really what I was complaining about yeah yeah I was a terrible thing and I got felt like I was caught in between this thing and I was protecting my own ass and that was wrong I should have been more upfront and honest and I [ __ ] up it's hard to have the comment that's my friend's girlfriend yeah I listen you do whatever you want don't probably show me this [ __ ] yeah I should have done that yeah I get him yeah I didn't do it and um yeah I apologize it yeah I should have done that and I by the way my relationship with him is none to Ron my hands away to Canada and he's like okay but like doing a musical theater I know when they're too deep yeah right yeah Tasha's like fabulous yeah yeah I know just like so he just calls me out of the blue do we have lunch or why don't what happened so I called him I got his number was too I saw him I saw Bobby in the front hallway the store holding court you know five years later yeah and then I just didn't have the energy to go in there and relight and break it up him having talked with friends and so I just turned and I walked I walked back into the room and went to find another crowd then I was like well that's three other people there that I would have liked to talk to and I'm walking away from my conversation I want over this anger I don't even have anymore and it was just like you know his moments of realization where you're like what am i doing I'm gonna change my life yeah so I was just gonna call got your number and I texted you and I was like just so Bobby's nobody like no it's his cousin okay Andy yeah and I can I could sort of believe that I was like I could see Bobby just giving his phone to somebody and this is the guy who got his car towed and then just never paid the toll and then eventually just took it they took his car they all good pre new car brand-new two weeks two weeks old and then they just it was just because I didn't know how the IOA towaway zone and then it's like just have it okay yeah so I could see him I could see him just giving his phone to somebody and I was like oh well can you tell Bobby that uh aarush fierce guy knows wants to talk to them find his number or something and then you were like I think you were like yet it's Bobby okay but I was like hey man I think it's worth something long lines like I don't want to fight anymore I get it I put you a bunch of times you don't have to talk to me I understand if you don't want to but I'm done being mean to you I'll avoid you stay away if you want to be friends that's fine too but I totally got away but I'm done being hateful towards you yeah and then what you know when I saw you I had punched you right in the [ __ ] face see a comment was it when he yell when he contacted me with it it's a cool crazy how an apology to just you could just stop stuff you can turn it off and it went right back to what it was I think in many ways it was I let go of I had no resentment of that at all and we've worked together I've done a show a couple of times and on live girls and stuff and we actually did one you know version of his show with Natasha Steve and me and re doing the story vaguely for his show so comic love that yeah so to me it's like you know under the bridge it's something that happened I've had wars with a lot of people you wouldn't show up the first time first time I asked to do the show he's like yeah okay and I was like I stopped getting my turn text from theirs after were already friends ago yeah yeah I don't think I was gonna come and I'm like - what the [ __ ] are you coming and I was I can't I have a new girlfriend you and he was like I can't talk about don't Dockers oh he didn't know me well yeah I can finally had a caring runner go public with hookers I can't I can't I she knows everything yeah just so much better now they let everything out of it funky in the beginning though you have to hide this yeah release at the time well I think it was a month into us dating and I came into under two months after and I never been to his house before earlier was just came to Long Beach to see me I come in here and it was just it wasn't even a livable like habitable place it was just a mound of shoes in here there was nothing yeah I was like you know what I'm going to work you fix yeah I'm gonna fix you and while fixing this entire place I must have found about 90 292 pictures of just him spreading hookers butt cheeks apart I love that you put pictures not 92 is your learnings and I was did my mom and listen alright goes well for you did such weird stuff when all the time I know you know where I liked about you one times the old days taken do me a favor can you go to the fridge as a freezer and get the candy bars ahead in there that's what some candy bars on the shelf you had a day where are you a CV letter Eleanor here we're putting candy bars up your [ __ ] yeah yeah we go to photos go to the girl yeah the good old days that's gonna be tiny bars out why you bought candy yeah that's why I bought candy bars I put them in the freezer first of all I'm on a ABC show not enough to make anybody you are round of like about it yeah you have that candy bars in your butt oh my god I didn't know there's all kinds to this it'll be a mini okay okay I don't know which one but yeah this okay I swear to God I'm not sticking a [ __ ] candy bars in my dad you are now why would you do this because that's who you are Bobby and I are good friends who you are you're not hateful anymore yeah tell the [ __ ] candy I'm not saying go all the way what do you want to try to pull them back how about this oh you know what I will stick it in my body you know why great what I can edit this thing hey sweetie physically you should go for the toilet I want to very much work okay alright please don't put that payday in there alright alright I think it you know maybe we reading this point you're not editing you'll leave it in oh I'm not leaving it you will for sure leave it in because you're a man oh yeah but maybe I had you roll house take a [ __ ] candy bar my bottle oh my god I never thought I get you know heard about you've heard about it my Douglas special is out right now I mean it's like Bobby Bobby [ __ ] oh my god Bobby sweetie careful slowly yes I can't yesica I can't run [ __ ] it off that one's [ __ ] budget like I'm not thinking in let me smell it no you want to smell like though we're the good guys if you like it all smell it so much pehle smell all right oh this everywhere have a hard time let me work at the courage that's all the chocolate it doesn't like not where when I give a corner you have a clean hey careful slowly Bobby slow me George should he go this is brought to you by twixt a great place [ __ ] that easily oh my god you shut up Alex my god I've never you'd never even allowed a finger of my hair alright got chopped away enough if I play enough how quickly I convince you that's what comedy was in the old days you want to hear something that I did I was I was a sports podcast upon showing sports i Skype in because I just do it here and then I go to New York sigh Skype in I was I take shits all the time and I just like something like are you [ __ ] while you doing this arcade and all kinds of different yeah and then accomplished [ __ ] showing my dick and stuff and so I was [ __ ] and Luis Gomez was on was in studio and he was like and I would take my wife and the show to the camera like re discussing everyone was like hey can you take that [ __ ] and put it under your eyes like you're a football player and I was like yourself but Luis like I can already see in your face you're considering it cuz you know it's funny I guess I was right behind you and you can easily shower up and so yeah I just do that Wow and then I was like a nice shower Oh you know the funniest things going you gotta suck I do I know but already look at this yeah I got a call yeah from ABC yeah you know what ABC's forest and for yeah always but chocolate the good stuff just ease up on the chip okay we just work so sort of speeding I know in the colleague I'm I'm a different list come on man I gotta do it how much is dead Bobby I know but I got a sting on a [ __ ] thing so I can make it up legible buy a house oh okay alright I know I'm not like you into the wild alright and my corporation but you know my thing right now is I'm you know my dad's gonna die I need another house for my mom to live in even those things I'm looking in the future I want to marry Co I'll have kids I want to do things now just propose how you did it but you know I wanna I want to be able to like you can still do that sticks chin up your butt you'd be who you are you are who you are they know who you are and then where they tell you what do they tell you I don't want to lose this thing that I have yeah so I keep it cool alright you know that you know what you actually do have what pure freedom and you're losing that that's what you're losing I don't think sticking a Twix up your butt is really anything that doesn't do it crazy so that's not like this yeah there's worse things that they're gonna look for than sticking chocolate up your butt if you told if you called it I get to be exalted I never snack yeah yeah but uh super pseudo you can't believe you just said that but my point about this is that my [ __ ] is kind of sore right it really is because of the coldness because I had totally better for you so I put in the freezer now I would have rather had it soft really yeah I could warm up Vietnam um that's all [ __ ] weird but it was it went all the way and you get some of that I mean our hammers right here and open yeah it will open up in the camera yeah so Ari and I are good I can't believe that happened and that's why I you know what I want to get to a point like you where I'm free who are free Bobby just don't [ __ ] let them put you back in a box you know honey you don't need a house you can take care of your mom without a [ __ ] massive she live in an apartment somewhere you have plenty of money you already have plenty of mic so now you're like going back into slavery for what for a little more you have more money than 98% of the country I'm in the world a country yeah and you're gonna you're gonna [ __ ] enslave yourself you're a free creative person can stick that painting up your budget you go through all the candy bars yeah sorry Gina I ain't man wait dude I heard what you said who we just said there I'm absorbing it I mean at this point I'm not gonna get into a legal thing get out of the show but like I get what you're saying yeah right yeah okay you can still do their shows but just when they tell you like hey we're on should not do so things like oh no you can't tell me that I'll just walk yeah I'd rather not but like don't tell me how to live my life right you're right someone to show up we have a contract absolutely I'll show up and I do okay you're right you're 100% correct you in a Christian who has a dark life you're Bobby Lee to begin with you random fans because their fans edition if they didn't know this about you then now I mean that's on them yeah you've always just existed you've been doing podcasts and talking off as a crazy [ __ ] for a decade yep their fault for not all right I don't really um I got a note from up from a network I said like hey you know you just did an interview and you are called for people to assassinate government officials so yeah yeah I did do that what happened between you and call me central I can't the only way I'll just sound bitter if I talk about it I can't talk about it I'll tell you all I'm gonna tell you what happened I'll tell you okay guess I can time we can talk you don't have to say can I guess yeah you can go but I want it I won't kind of devil I won't say yes or no I'll tell you aw fair I'm gonna tell you I'll go to my gasps okay okay you I'm gonna hold on go try to not reacting well poker time you wanted to do a Netflix special so you did one and as retribution they took you off your own show and hire a different host oh because they rush hour on tone and you said no I want to do it with Netflix so they got somebody else to host the show which is your show that you created and um that's where we're at right now my Terry and I closed some but clear talk about it and I close so just get with your eyes talk to you afterwards all right I got the air you hold it up yeah that was it that's 100% it and that I take property I can crazy it's [ __ ] crazy because the thing is is that you created that thing I remember dude laughter we became friends right and you and I was sitting in on those steps back steps no the front steps and I said to you how come you know you're not on common central whatever you go out no no it's never gonna happen but yeah somebody they were just about admitted when everybody then one day they were the real thing because you did your own thing you did your your your girl following you got yours following your shell you did grassroots come-ons but they gave your special they gave you that show which is a great show it's very good yeah all right and um you know why because I'm a comic because a comic game producer I said like here's way we're gonna do it yeah we're gonna not tell them what they can say what they can't say yeah I blocked every note unless it was like hey we can't do Saul in a McDonald's we can't use I bought every note that wasn't indefinite he has that I'll tell them and then I just wouldn't tell them and then it's like will believe it if we have to bleep it I'm not telling the comics change your stuff yeah let him go as long as they want he also makes it six minutes like all I did it later we're not gonna do this yeah trust Canadians to be great Wow and then they [ __ ] took it away [Laughter] incredible this business anyway what are we had time all right hour long do usually an hour but here's the thing I have a Netflix special on yeah yeah right now he has a Netflix special out right now double double negative it's a double special two double such as two hours long 45 and 45 okay 45 and 45 you have to watch it and he's an old dear friend of mine follow his podcast follow everything that he does and I honestly believe that we can do another one of these soon what you will being I mean when you get back integrable or yeah because there are so many other things that we didn't talk about yeah I wanted to talk about but we just don't have like what else we'll talk about topic just about like like stuff like stuff that's going on in the mobility yeah let me get free give it up what you got to be careful i yeah i have you high five infertility was playing a far more dangerous for you yeah I have a question so when you check a girlfriend's email and you see fine maybe all as I've ever done it I don't have a lot of experience so this is the first and only time you had done something like that analysis and you found stuff like so conclusive so [ __ ] yeah how can you not check every woman email after that if you have even a slight suspicion knowing that the first time you did it you found just a gold mine yeah after that I still have some trust for I've seen horrible female behavior I probably mail too but I don't notice that I'm not into men you know but like I've seen women at the comic store go to the bathroom [ __ ] guy a random comment to come back and say with their boyfriend yes yeah yeah be all cuddly it all you're great and I would you like they just come right right right in the middle of a date assault where did you ever [ __ ] do that I know you I trust you you'll never do it but when you know they're Kayla I know but I know she's I'm capable but I'm going to say it I will cry for a year straight I will cry ever do I'm with you there I used to live in Vegas and I had some seedy friend who would [ __ ] a chick into parking lot and then meet up with her with their wives at the poker table and I've seen this like time and time again so I have that same feeling so you know I'm somebody who's like a naturally suspicious person and I have checked let's say a boyfriend or significant others like email in the past and I've found stuff before so like that carries over into every single relationships to practice that kind of restraint and say even when you have a little bit of a suspicion over someone and saying no that's unhealthy I shouldn't fall into that pit I shouldn't check ISRU really hard yeah yeah it is well after that I sort of went to this thing where I met I met a girl before we broke on I met a girl on a commercial shoot hmm she was a pink wardrobe the Wardrobe people and the hair and makeup people are the coolest people on commercial they got style they're just chill cool people and so I usually hang out with them I wouldn't hang out with like directors and stuff just wasn't that guy anyway this girl was like cool we start talking about like Quentin Tarantino she was a fan so am i and he was like you know he's bringing some movie from from from Japan over here and it's like I was like oh really it's good we'd start talking about it like we should go like yeah for sure just friendly and then and then we kept talking kept talking it was like five hours of just talking all the time then I start getting flirtier and uh but I had that girlfriend a Natasha at the time and then it was like until I left was like okay and then I realize oh this is gonna be a date for is just like alright two people but now it's committed to I had to call like hey I don't think I can go with you cuz I got this girlfriend she's like a week ago just his friends I was like yeah but feel like we still talk to my past that already yeah yeah yeah and then I find out that you know she wasn't like cheating but she was unfaithful let's say and then it was like fine I had a chance with like this girl that I hit it off with that I didn't go for over relationship it didn't go anywhere yeah that was ending yeah I'm like that would have been really nice so then I just started going like I'm done with monogamy hmm I'm just like hey you [ __ ] whoever you want I'm gonna suck whoever I want I'm just not gonna get jealous with you so my next girlfriend it was like we're two girls later was like just open and so we were like let I'll let you know if I got a date let me know Aaron what with Aaron no no that wasn't we're later Ali Ali yeah yeah yeah yeah I got married in the belly room you know I also had people like if Bobby comes so we're gonna have people pacing that door I can't come to my wedding but like Savannah says like you know if you're on a date I'll assumes you don't come home you're [ __ ] R it's fine so there's no reason to be jealous because we'll always tell each other right so it's like and she would tell me plenty of times there's no reason anything together yeah we live together two rules you had no no doing it in the door in the in the door in the [ __ ] apartment and then no Asians and then did that last that kind of relationship yeah longer than any relations Riverhead for years and then now you have nobody I've lost that's right have you guys heard of is it I don't know if it's called solo gamete is it so loca me solo Gamay yeah where it's like you're basically um you're not you don't stop dating people but you just sort of marry yourself you marry the idea of being like a forever bachelor oh yeah I am I'm not looking for like I'm just not looking for that anymore sometimes I am but then it would mean like I maybe just haven't met anybody it's like being a wild al Madrigal and these guys he burn yeah you know Brenna's Uzi their date I'm sorry sorry again but you see these relationship marriages it seemed to be working hmm you don't think that that's a part of your future I pity them do you really yeah I really do with your kids and everything with the kids also I see them in their moments the public everything's great but I see them in the moment me to remember Reap right everything was growing great everything's good now we love each other and then they filed for divorce like three days after they said everything was great yeah are you living in hell and have this public like smile yeah so I what I do is I try to live my life to make those people jealous yeah for real I'm not consider I'm playing xbox all day doing nothing like I'm single guess what I'm gonna go to Indonesia for a month said that you would love to do but you can't because you have this [ __ ] kid Raoh I'm gonna [ __ ] nines I'm gonna go out there and [ __ ] do [ __ ] goes to the world I live my life getting painted in Oh there's a love you baby baby and more than move to New York in the drop of a hat because I'm like you know a little while you did do that I'm gonna do you are [ __ ] so [ __ ] free now we're all free man yeah on you you're free to and you can work with them but don't work for them right ladies and gentlemen God darn it she's got a [ __ ] knife cut darn it next time I come back we'll do this again we have to do it again never we do a question what's its called unhelpful advice unhelpful of oh yeah you're not gonna I can already tell but do it anyway I'm hopeful advice with Bobby kalila and his best buddy Ari it's a voice from so black hi oh my from Minnesota here just recently broke up with my boyfriend of four years I initiated the breakup and it was really sad for both of us we got a place together a cat I really wanted everything to work out but deep down I was really unhappy how do I move on from this and do you have any advice on how to get to know yourself again after being with someone for so long how long oh there's four year and she's an Asian girl from Minnesota how old no age can I tell you something you go I just wrote this oh uh this goes with semi naked pictures on snapchat she yeah from Minnesota bigger girl four hundred four years yeah the cats for real oh yeah we should look like oh no you know Instagram are you being real yeah a big day because I put a thing on Twitter to like ask your questions okay can I see your handle just I could see what you look at I mean absolutely real that's [ __ ] Minnesota went off a little bit and then the cats in the four years and she was like yeah I just got a four year relationship well looks like she's doing her time then if she's able to say oh she's pretty good yeah yeah yeah and she's fine what are you even writing are we wait the pilot is hos ed are you were joking whoa crap crazy crazy wait I understand she wrote you she wrote ah how does she find you they're all apart listen they all bleed over yeah you know that right yeah so what was your problem again Roberson already already I don't want to hear how do you move off in your relations oh yeah you close by sending nude Ariane snot unfettered and Tommy Jews over here wow that's crazy we have no advice for you fine so Ari's Netflix special already is going to go to New York he plays at the cellar a lot right so this ban and all that love I got a podcast called skeptics and get yeah I've done on um and this isn't was a great one I felt like making something right now I felt at times in this podcast very uncomfortable was whether you heard it to accept your but no that was fine definitely well that fella things I was emotionally were yeah I felt a little because now I was able to analyze the thing you know like to see it in from his point of view and I could have handled myself there's the first time I thought that but when I was that I could have done a lot of things differently and then how we like fault everyone goes I was not a fault at all and any conflict right but I was and I had my eyes I saw it and that's not maybe still comfortable and um that was did it was just a revelation this one it's only the next time he comes back we can get back into the normal things but I've no more twist that's why you thought [ __ ] candy bars and put them in the freezer well you really candy bar every brand I don't know what your weird yeah yeah like a logical warfare alright this is one of those like I'm gonna do Tiger belly I know you guys get crazy I've heard [ __ ] I'm like I know the last time what's your apartment somewhere else was like what were you doing like we were putting Kenny where's away yeah we're good be doing that we're gonna be doing that on Tiger bone hey was I supposed to give this lady just how do you evolved fine yeah oh I mean I disappointed she's no good haha anyways time time I alert time that's just how it works when people are heartbroken you're like he won't be in [ __ ] in a year it's so funny because when I was 19 I stood drive by this girl Rebecca dress the apartment in me know and she would drag new at like around 1:30 she gotta have the more and she would keep the lights on when she was undressing to paternalist right to your solicitor went through the [ __ ] window because your Heat had your nose on the windows I'll stop here stop it or when I was with my brother one time with it my brother hood man Bobby just weird right and I thought I think that all the time weird [ __ ] and I was upset and I heart broken and I just not like that you change yeah right I don't know if I can get like that for a girl anymore I just I'm honestly don't know if even miss that feeling doesn't know despair for somebody like in your money yes it's like having a higher I feel that to like cool a nightmare once in a while yeah like I love you very much it's a steady love yeah but I don't feel desperate for you you know you're never ideal I don't know I know I know I know just understand this feel yeah yeah no your girl life is consumed by it yeah but every song is about it I remember being Hawaii I'm a song right and there was nothing compared to you with slaying on this little radio yeah and I was literally crying thinking of this girl in horrible act I was gonna crying about it yeah right yeah I mean it's like little [ __ ] was and now I mean I love kalila she's like family yeah you know she's beautiful and all that but I don't have that like crushing emotional thing yeah and that's but the thing is that's not real what a minutes not really you're young yeah it's you don't have but that's where you can get someone to like kill their husband yeah you know yeah together why I'll do it yeah yeah you know I'm jealous of all those women on snapped because they they're in their 40s and they still kill people so they've had to have felt that type of desperation at that age yeah people who'd still like Marc Maron or still fought like falls in love all the time I'll say the people that always beat them off on top of everything they love beginning yeah they love beginnings and they love that feeling of the first six months and then it's like on - I have friends like this get all in a jump estrella like pedal to the metal but the excitement of just me being in my career my other things I like I mean there are just so many other things I don't just get you know love isn't my whole the center of my universe right I love colliders were partners but when in my 20s it was what I lived for what is P or love right and now it's not the center it's like my sobriety you know other things politics I'm consuming there's so many different things that you think about in your day but back when I was young it was all about love and [ __ ] sorry I was talking about your dick it's so dark are you soldering right now what I just thought well you put your pants on yeah my dick is also Hodor it's all ho lawyers right how do you live with yourself what did you live with myself I like the color grey oh yeah yeah okay great in the app I always say it's et in the river when he was six you know the Lengel ears you know it's Stephen King book about how these people on a plane and sort of it today like eats itself yeah every day yeah yeah yeah cleaned up and these people got through into the where the world was getting clean yeah and everything is like a little dark stuff doesn't taste like a fine food but it's like there's no taste to it and there's like you say Mike a clue yeah your dick is in the Llangollen you know what I'm gonna let that go I don't think you saw - clearly I'm clearly I know let me see it because I want to say I'm gonna say this yeah this is my cue are you working up a boner it is dark so dark it's dark yeah it's like it has a gradation to it it's very light up to the tip yeah yeah nice pink thinking gray cut that out it looks like with all that awesome rabbit anyway on that's our sakes where are we got a fiver buddy you guys want to plug it one more time sorry yeah sped special that's on Netflix right now it's called double negative children and adulthood the two sides see it all I want different times you know have a good I tell your friends have yeah but your family over blushed together unless you really love children then you're not going to like it they're doing Bobby all right thanks guys make sure you follow us on Tiger belly at Tiger belly on Instagram and on Twitter at Tiger belly or you can email us any questions look on helpful advice at the Tiger belly at gmail.com and if you haven't already make sure you go to surveyed lips and calm slash Tiger belly and help us out to find out new to answer some questions for us all right guys happy one [Music] you [Music] you [Music] me

Channel: TigerBelly

Views: 626,552

Keywords: tiger belly, tigerbelly, bobby lee, khalyla, gilbert galon, podcast, khalyla kuhn, tgrbly, ari shaffir, double negative, skeptic tank, double negative netflix, comedy, stand up comedy, stand up, interview, talk show, this is not happening, comedy central

Id: qYNdS3YZemY

Length: 75min 57sec (4557 seconds)

Published: Sun Jul 23 2017