Natasha Leggero & The Stir Fry | TigerBelly 139

[Music] [Music] [Laughter] go ahead five four three two one I am titanium I just been singing that all day long everybody I am titanium by SIA okay very very popular song on the radio these days my name is Captain Bob Lee general mmm-hmm I am uh I'm a spirit in human form and we've got Jesus flat face Gilbert what's up I have a flat face yes we've got my beautiful princess she just got back from Coach always Coachella right kalila goon mm-hmm we have George don't dude if you see if you see how do you one more time like that I'm gonna rip your eyes out howdy howdy howdy anyway and we got his uh handsome cousin Brice who's sitting in a closet I know you haven't that's what he did belongs [ __ ] guys yeah he's a dirty white yeah dirty what's going there you're not dirty uh-huh and also we have a very very very special guest and the thing is is this is that I've known uh for so long and I'm actually quite I'm uh you know her and her husband I'm a little intimidated by them they're power couple you know but we've got Natasha Leggero in the house everybody clap your hands oh yeah you got how can you be intimidated by me cuz you you got me everything when I first started you were like my champion I know but the thing is is this is that you're the first comedian I ever met is it really yeah and no you would meet me and we would like have like remember there was some place on Sunset where you could like it was like you'd go down and have coffee and then you were like I'm just gonna run into a set I'll be right back oh yeah that was so cool I do remember going to Los Feliz with you at that Starbucks with Aron Kader or and we would ride and stuff there yeah and then you started doing it it's so funny because I you know I knew you before you did it and the same with Ali Wong Ali Wong I knew her went before she did it in San Francisco yes you were a San Francisco no but she was a journalist and I did a really shitty breakdancing movie called kickin it old-school with Jamie Kennedy I remember that yeah really good and bad but I was doing press there and I met Ali and Ali was like hey I wanted to stand up and I'm like oh you should and then your opponent me no pointers or whatnot but you must have done that for so many people you're like a godfather yeah I did it last night too I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I do that what do you think I do that is a neediness on my yeah yeah well it's because comedians all they have this like desire like everyone wants especially like you're like a quintessential comedian yeah like one person and your family probably didn't give you enough love parent my dad and now you now you need to get that love every night oh my god is that what it is and then you get it more from like helping other people and like you've got this like overactive but it's good yeah but I mean I don't want to brag you're about to do I'm about to brag but I don't know a lot to you at all you have to yes okay but I have to brag yeah right is is that there is you know a group of comics that I I think encouraged or pushed a little bit and they're still in it and they're doing quite this way you don't just try to help anyone I feel like I've heard you tell a lot of people who aren't even good up there engineering jobs yeah drop your engineering jump it for him not say he [ __ ] did it before you I'm saying I've heard a many times today oh yeah you live in Milwaukee what are you a truck driver you should move out to LA do you do that all the time I have a wife and four kids howdy howdy howdy stop your laughing Oh guys she's like in charge of you kind of Bobby you know let me say something she um she has changed my life that's good you guys are a very cute couple and five years and I met on tinder and you know I'm having a little upswing in my career right now and I'm at my wit's end and my upswing is I think she's a part of that the catalyst of that that's good yeah because she she started this podcast I just bought the mics it doesn't matter you and you kept going let's do it let's do I just thought that you should have one and you were like I gonna do it kalila just take that I will I'm taking my grandma taking credit yeah I should take the credit bid okay and babe but the thing is is that she changed my life and um and I'm not gonna say it again because I've been saying that what the last every control used to all this kindness weird but Natasha married Moshe kasher yes that's true all right who is another outstanding comedian from San Francisco I know I've known him for a very long time as well he's a great guy you're friends with all my ex-boyfriends you're like you're like the leader like you're like a connector I have enemies I people I don't like that you don't like there are people that I just kind of I just don't care for I feel like all the wisdom I had I got early on in stand-up came from you oh my god talk about that yeah what is it like one but what is one do you remember even [ __ ] remember I remember I remember many yeah I quote them all the time went emotion the other day because you said something that unless everyone you're you're nobody until people start hating you right I still say that still say that a lot and then you also said to try to be funny before you start talking when you go up on stage and I notice the other day you did that yeah you you're really good at that you do this you you know people write jokes and people go well I got it you know we especially when people haven't done it yet they're like oh I'm just waiting until my materials ready I'm like you're not gonna be able to say that [ __ ] until you're comfortable on stage and the only way to get it comfortable on stage is to bomb repeatedly well that's another one of your things that you say a hundred times yes that's another thing I said that I pulled him that as well yeah he used to have it hanging on his wall no yes that was the only decoration he had in his house Wow big like calendar he's it shows you his workout they said you must bomb what was it until you bomb a hundred times you're a bad comic and he had the dip and then it said Bobby Lee it was a quote and then he had the dates and then he would let he bond a lot as he beat the [ __ ] out of me three times in a row well I'm sure your friends now we're very good friends that's great yeah so you and most are married and then what happened you have a baby now yeah I had a baby and what's that like it's fun is it you're pregnant he showed me the photo of when he first with the baby and that was the first time in my life that I actually felt my ovary kick no offense but I mean just saying like I never felt any type of like you know I never really wanted to have a child but when I saw that photo I was like oh my god what about the photo made you want to have it didn't you feel the same way I did yeah well yeah when I put up with put the baby on me yes yes photo oh my god that was so scary because like everyone's like you have to have skin-to-skin I didn't know what that was and this sin is that because I had a c-section so it's like scheduled so like it was scheduled for 10:00 a.m. and at 10:07 they're like get they took the baby out of me and then put it on my neck and I was like but it wasn't washed or anything but did you have that bonding moment no I was just like get that it give it a bath like it was just like it was a little too like dirty yeah no I mean I just don't but your baby I know but I was I was on drugs and they had just like wore her from me all right right here watch it mix it rinse it well it wasn't even it was dirty it was just like I didn't know what I was supposed to feel yeah yeah and how long was that baby on you yeah it looked back at motion he just looks scared you know and he had scrubs on and he everyone's like we didn't know what we were supposed to feel is everyone's like it's gonna be crazy you know but it's like it's just a stranger that's like alright put on your neck you know yeah but there's not that instant love and connection that I dreaming I'm like oh this is life-changing in the picture I remember smiling during you don't know so maybe it maybe it was like beyond what I really saw the photo and I'm like first of all I'd and don't take this the wrong way but you're the probably the last person I thought would ever have a baby because um and I also don't want you to take this the wrong way but your um your fancy right but lots of queens have had babies that's true princess yeah but I always like looked at Natasha as like almost royal you know thank you because she isn't slightly regretting it yeah yeah she's sweet got her little shots today and she started crying it was very upset to get him if to give him the vaccines oh how do you feel about the anti-vaccine 'king today if something happened to her I would become an anti vaccine what is mhmm yeah Jenny McCarthy there were people who were really rallying against this like I have no feelings about that motion is very Pro vaccine so I just listened to him so I know instincts so like I kind of looked at yeah yeah like people asked me how about raising the kid and stuff like I don't even know you were supposed to spank your kids do you guys know that I didn't know that you're not supposed to like you are absolutely not but you can't spank your kid no America you can't just put him over your knee and slapping my bike it's been proven that it doesn't work but is it illegal no it's not illegal it's like I'm good then really works for Asians it worked we were all spanked yeah it was mu I had to pluck my brace might when I had braces I had to pluck the wires out Oh for my lips I Gila mouth mom tell me she boxed my mouth no I resented her for a long time so no I don't plan on boxing my kids but it'll spanking maybe you're really I mean I'm just telling you it when you guys have a baby and you're in a play group and you tell someone that you spank your kid they it's it's really bad really my game is to beat me with a golf club and I'm not even kidding like not like the putter and as hard as it against my legs the piano I swear to God he would say for ya with that and then the piano Steve I Steve him and I had like a lightsaber duo because when I got older I'm like oh you're gonna use golf clubs [ __ ] I grabbed it a golf club how's your relationship now he's dying but he was great you know I um you know I see him I love him and I have no resentment at all towards the man do you do you remember being spanked yes my mom had this thing called the paddle and it was like a silver thing of wood because she was a single mother so she was always trying to find ways to discipline us yeah and then I remember she it hurt yeah but did you just use it all the time on you or no all the time like it didn't feel abusive but it definitely felt like a threat what's the cutoff age of like acceptable for spanking I'm telling you it's like so taboo right now okay but i'm--no noted I don't think there's a cut-off because it's like it's just kind of improving in the same way that I don't know what well know how there's just ways that you have to act now yeah you have to comply I know it's but I don't want to spank my child anyway yeah don't I mean you know what we don't spank our dogs our parents used to talk [ __ ] about each other to us you know what I mean like people kind of know not to do that now like things have been like proven and change changing changed a little bit the whole world is sensitive is what you're saying you know I'm not even saying that I'm saying like there are also certain things that we've learned through evolution like yeah like it's bad to pit your kid against you know like how the parents pit like your dad's an [ __ ] what was the first thing I said to you when when I we now you know you had the baby and then the first time I saw you after you had the baby what was the first thing asked asti do you remember I asked you if the baby was deaf you remember that yeah yeah do you know why because her husband Moshe very good comedian by the way his parents are deaf both of them but it's a recessive gene and he had it but I didn't have it so in order for our daughter to even have a 30% chance of being deaf we would both have I don't [ __ ] know that Natasha no I was going is it death I was but we did get our DNA tested and the thing came back with it and we didn't understand what a recessive gene was but the scientist explained it to us so I was like oh he has it our baby could be deaf and I was still down you know but is it it's not gonna be deaf no I can hear you could we be a little testing wait Moshe has a recessive gene what does that mean it's recessive and there's dom I know nobody's motion gonna go deaf he is just it's recessive in him so he's a carrier first of all I don't like the way you guys are mocking me like I don't know what I'm [ __ ] talking about no no no there's a dominant gene and a recessive gene yeah so he has it but it's not happening saintil art science alert bbbb science alert there's gene expression if it's a dominant gene then it expresses itself so if he it recessive means he carries the gene but he's not expressing the gene okay what you know what there's a nice way to tell me and that's not the nice way don't talk down to me baby I don't know I didn't go to college like your let you know how your herpes is asleep yeah his deafness is asleep but we'll look in my herpes awake it could you know being real kind of awaken my herpes of course it can wake now what can his deafness get awakened because it's a virus what you have and deafness is not of them don't compare the two I don't know how to speak your language I made her tone right now is out of control alright but don't say this weekend I'm feeling you know yeah thank God but you you've met Moses parents correct of course I mean they're married I would hope so why can't I just ask like a you're right of questions right now I'm feeling a little a lot of people listening right now they don't [ __ ] know that is so funny to go to Beyonce and then just start acting like an [ __ ] came home a just dropped my suitcase yeah open it what was what did she do that made you feel so empowered I honestly could not believe that this woman had just birth twins and she put on a two-hour performance and my part of it is that she just had a baby is that what everyone heard of it is just how much she put out there because I saw a lot of performers over the weekend and no one even came close to the amount of work that that woman does she always does that right always yeah I mean energy you can tell she enjoys it and she really wants to leave it all out there like she just she doesn't phone it in she's doing it all out does she sing halo she did write like migos is like wasted song halo yes that her song that's okay I bet you don't like Beyonce I like halo exhale er I know why you don't like Beyonce though because she's black if you see I went crazy on you I'm gonna say something worse why cuz you have really good taste in music oh I don't go do we not do we not good taste in music you can't be like Beyonce I love that you said that and that's why I love you so much saying I mean she's a very powerful empowering woman but you can't say well I'm sure it speaks to people but can i diff can I defend it by saying this though I don't know if you know this about me but in the last three or four years what is it just say it what is it okay can I just get my last point out then Howie okay but anyway here's the thing is I've been obsessed with talent shows in singing shows I'm obsessed with the voice I'm obsessed with America's Got Talent I'm obsessed with x-factor all that [ __ ] okay you should be a judge on the gong show what is that talent show don't you remember the gong embarrasses the show there's a new Ghana show yeah to remake with it Mike Meyers as the host what Mike Meyers is doing the gong show pose talent show and then you could be one of the judges yeah but you know Comedy Central is it I don't know how far he dropped no heat this guy was the biggest [ __ ] comedy movie star and now he's [ __ ] a [ __ ] game show host wait so tell me about what talk about him congratulations Mike together so forgetting the gong show now you're never gonna be on the gong show I know because trying to get but I'll tell you why and I hope Mike listen to this I really do he won't is I just I thought I really do believe that he's the Peter Sellers of our generation I love Peter so he's the best I know he's the best Peters there's rarely a talent out there like that someone that really just embodies a character and you're convinced you know and I think Mike Meyers has that kind of talent he's one of the best that's why I'm saying it it's not if he was just if you I'm gonna if you said Dean cook is hosting the gong show I'd be like Oh congratulations that's great for him he's a 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yeah guys I think you if you use our code it's the biggest discount you can get get on it guys get on it Lisa oh my gosh the greatest man in tops you like Lisa she's okay but do you see you're saying what were you just saying though about Beyonce so you know a lot of these talent shows they use these top 40 songs to audition we're right so I beginning beginning as an older person being able to appreciate simple strong structures but it's based on the singing you know because there's a lot of songs that like Whitney Houston I didn't even know a single Whitney Houston song until I started watching technology I thought she was a crack addict seen a reality show and Bobby Brown not even after that I just the photos online of her like dried lips and like yeah me twisted hello she's a streetwalking crack addict I didn't know that she was this talented person and everyone but then when you watch like talent shows you know someone will sing a Whitney song and and the audience or the judges will be like this is gonna be difficult because it's Whitney you know I mean this is a very difficult song you know so you know I appreciate songs where it's difficult to sing and that's why I'm beginning not necessarily Beyonce but there are certain people like I didn't know who Kelly Clarkson was fairly Shakey's or Alicia Keys or any of these people but because I was right I remember when you made your first divas playlist yeah I did you like look sweetie it's Beyonce and Mary Jay bleed now mary j blige she's cool like I like her I mean I just I I just find Beyonce song it's kind of boring yeah yeah yeah and I agree with you I think you know but I've always been into um people that play instruments and write songs and she does no no engine in general right me too yeah I you know when you're raised with I was raised with the stones and the Beatles and you know and then like the of an underground and Roxy Music all these you know all these you always like new music to love yeah yeah I like new stuff and and have you made the switch to hip-hop because you kind of have to because that's all that people care about anymore I know it's been hard for me you don't like the lilz with us a little yeah I'm gonna write write that down no like little I'm trying to name this little bow yeah yeah little powwow no here anyone listening right now I and and I really want to be an open person and I want to absorb new things and if you're like really into hip-hop and really know what the cool things are that I should listen to that's a you know that's kind of innovative and forward give me a list email tiger belly give me a list of of hip hop hip hop yeah yeah that I can dive into because you know I have all the Spotify and all that stuff and I I'd be happy to you know dive into it but you don't you don't really listen to much hip-hop well I mean in the early um in the late 80s I listened to like what my brother listened to like dress not drastic fine but um Tribe I love drastic fives also but Tribe Called Quest you know those kinda Fugees I like them I like you know those earlier ones and then as it got older I got aggressive like I would go into crystal Lea's car and hear that's some sort of like a really aggressive transition guns going off and people dying what about me goes I love the three amigos is that a band do you like me goes I do I can't do me goes but I am in love with a 22 year old I love post Malone so much see if Bobby would get into that no post Malone I know pre moment one came along as my favorite Bobby would like post Malone I don't think he'd like me goes at all me goes is like funny that's yeah it's it's funny it's funny can we play it on here can only play it on a song yeah you play stir fry for him it's a onion with the onion line in it yeah but is it surprising is an Asian oriented no but okay it's a believe it's about cocaine like popular oh you guys say music I'm here we disagree don't we never possibly pause you the first time yeah yeah I like it I'll get turn it off I'm gonna get it one stirfry yeah yeah what stir-fry please wait did you really like it I like the crew little bit and I like the group but here's another thing is is that um but here's what the thing about hip-hop very different than like Tribe Called Quest political I mean these these these guys are all it's all about like drug analogy right but the music right is sometimes very melodic and interesting it's just might thing it just totally for me is that when they start wrapping it all sounds the same to me in terms of like the cadence you know there's no melody sometimes the in the chorus will sing a melody but hit but about the Devon you know it's all the same you know yeah yeah for me it's little I'm not at there just my way of thinking like what about Drake don't even know who yes well no I just do a podcast where we talk about the top songs that's how I know like what's in the top Billboard top five but did you know that three of the top five songs are Drake no is that big yes yeah he can blur the lines with different audiences really so like hipsters like Drake everyone like my people loved her why people love drag Canadian yeah what he's Canadian yeah he was he was on I remember and I watch the Degrassi that I watch I don't watch a new generation but I don't think anyone's ever had three out of the five songs be their band yeah that's incredible yeah but you know he's Canadian I'm probably gonna like them you think why is that because um this is gonna sound and I want to I would just try to tiptoe away from right but just baby just just hear me out okay it's here's what the thing is is that you know a lot of times when I listen to hip-hop I don't like the violence right or like Street you know life when people talk because it to me I'm from the suburbs I don't relate like Drake is not industries that's what that's what I'm saying that's one thing Drake if he's from Canada right he's you know he did on maple trees hockey sticks he was an actor before he was a rapper nobody my point is cuz I've been to Canada right yeah a lot of beautiful snow very good writing code nature right so he is not from the streets of TV what Toronto where's he from it's like everyone's so nice the food's great great culture there's no violence where would you guys go if you had to escape America Toronto no no not a cold weather person yeah for me I escaped what forever I heard that you could get if you are Italian or whatever like you could get citizenship yeah but escape what is aam be apocalyptic a trump situation or like a to leave I know where where I think kalila we would take the dogs and we'd go south and we will go to Tulum close Trump if we're trying to escape Tulum is it amazing Oh Bobby explains it as where all the rich hippies go so ok you like hipsters I mean look at me right now do you like them do I like you should we know them we've been around them I mean I'd rather hang out with hipsters than conservative yeah there we go there we go that's all I need to hear ok there are no conservatives down there okay so it's hippyish I don't like the hippies but hippyish hipsters that live in in a tropical area where it's great hotels I mean the most beautiful hotels y'all ever seen really they look like um like you're on a different planet actually that one hotel we went with the deep forest it was a true be these dark trees and then uh the hotel is like amongst it so it doesn't even you don't amazing yeah and it's like just tree and it's different from other parts of Mexico because it isn't a party town so like right I didn't get that vibe there's no drunk why people like college kids there are actually none at all yeah amazing I haven't heard many people talk about it it is but I'm gonna say this you like good food of course the best restaurants you'll ever be in Tulum yeah there are these chefs that somehow open up shop there so it's like a fancy place it is a fancy place it's also very expensive it's more expensive than all the other places I've been doing but still Mexico though right yeah but even if you were to go to like two hours away to like Playa del Carmen that's cheaper but that's got like the drunken crowd it's probably cheaper than like Bora Bora or something like the yeah Bora Bora Bora Bora is probably expensed more expensive I'm trying to think you should go to toilet when I go to the forest hotel that be it's called bb2 yeah you would love it the food's great there it's right on the beach and the people waters bright blue you know is it warm warmer it's only a three and a half hour flight from here right and then on top of it I said the food but it's like the Mexicans there are the ones we like Bobby no III want to say this okay and when I say that I don't want people to get all [ __ ] emailing a rich one that's all my point is that's not what my point is what I'm saying is this I'm not your wife or your girlfriend you don't have to yell at me like you are the Kratt you're everyone over here okay but the thing is this is that you think there's Koreans I like no there's some [ __ ] dirty ones right that I don't like and I go to Koreatown I see them and they're dirty Korean yeah 100 percent yes 100 percent of you got your DNA tested no I could be something like coop chupacabra or something an animal an animal or something but um but there are Koreans I don't like there are a lot of white people don't like and I love utility and yeah but there are some Hispanics I don't like and there are ones that I do like and the Hispanics there are armed wonderful I can't you know I was like why are you talking like this and I was like oh cause you're Asian you can probably say whatever you want but I I never even even thought of it that way I think if you if I was a white comic there are certain things I couldn't probably say you're right right and that isn't that that I don't think that's right I think the whites should be able to say whatever they know why it was like the Asian Martin Luther King why'd you say whatever they like I believe that every race and everyone should say whatever they want free speech you know and it's like if we if I was a white and I said those hey if I was white no I was all white I'm not white okay look never white all white if I was all white okay right and I said these things it could devastate my career my whole career could be on the line and because I am NOT a Wyatt I just do it I love doing it in front of white people you have no control over me anymore do you hear me you hear me Bryce George your reign is over our day is coming I don't know I think men men's reign is kind of over and you're included in that I'm sorry Bobby what do you wear what do you mean your female disposition does not exempt you let me just say this okay and if you're gonna start a [ __ ] are gender war with me I said you were one of us if you're gonna stay in Hawaii right you're gonna send a gender war with me I want to tell you right now I've always been Pro women for my whole life because my mother was my mother was a woman yeah yeah yeah she did have a little penis on her thigh mutation yeah I you know I've never what you know what's so funny because I ran into Kirstie Voinovich soltanovich I don't know her name never knew him but I want to clear stuff on damage and it's all top of it whatever whatever KS KS KS okay and I just walked up to her and I go and I checked myself well she checked me I said oh my god there she is one of the strongest female comics in the country just you know she goes female comics I think oh yeah you're right just regular comics I mean you know like it stopped me from my tracks because she is a strong regular comic but if somebody said to me hey bomb me is one of the strongest Asian communities in the country I wouldn't be offended you wouldn't know because I'm not just one of the strongest comics in the country I know that there's probably a hundred do is better than me then we got to see them either shrine you gotta think about this shrine and it's all my best friends okay I remember going to to auditions and you'd be like worried about that fans going in before I remember Bobby like pacing and looking at the board and saying that fan came in yeah he's still pretty worried about him Wow they're close we're pretty close yeah I you know I really friends now yeah I think yeah no yeah no biggie you're not he blocked me on Instagram why did he block you because Bobby was obsessive well can we talk about it no Lalo's assessing well I won't say anything what kalila had a print of your obsession and he blocked me I see I have an obsession with he's playing Hollywood so he won't block Bobby he's doing an obsession with it I've always had an obsession with him I know I remember but I said to her do you exude or you I want you to deliver the deliver my obsession and I'm not going to the world because I don't want him did not like me you don't want anyone did not like you because you're right why am I like that I already told you why bother and and you also I mean you're also you also have a talent and you could just be your disposition in general I think this is the opportune moment for me too this is real I'm Lesley something very real I'm about to cry no you're not I know because I haven't quite a long time I and yeah as these people know you know these are my family's my family here and you know rarely you know I I you know I've been in a lot of things you know I've done you know how my sitcom now I've you know I've done things I've done some movies and stuff and whatnot and you're very popular I I was so bad on your show it gave me nightmares my lines he was he all day he cried yes and he said I couldn't say briny deep they gave me a traumatized me yeah there were I needed the phrase briny forgotten about that but I just remember you were funny did you watch it no it was good I know but the thing is is that I knew here's the thing though is that for some reason that day because the GU in motion I wanted to do such a great job because you guys I love you guys so I really do look I've always loved you guys I loved you guys even before you guys were in min together because I used to see Moshe at you know around town when he was friends with my brother before I was friends with him because when he first moved here he wasn't like he was trying to get in you know and I just I've always just really liked him and his stand-up is so smart and he's such a good comic and I think I just think so highly of you yes in fact that [ __ ] show that showed that what's that game showed that with Byron to Alan that Byron Allen Oh game tonight the reason why I did it yes I they go I do who's done it they got Louie Anderson we said I love Louie and all these people seems a little bigger than etosha has done it I'll do it done you're the reason why right you're the reason why even [ __ ] did that because you are like hips in my mind and how I feel about you some like you know that's okay to do well I was also trying to make money to buy wallpaper pretty good on write five do you're there one day the ears you show you could possibly do yes you say one word they write a free right like they won't let you they won't come up with stuff no and you're there with whether I did a Carolina Ray Louie Anderson Jon Lovitz they're a little older right but when you're at least and you're kind of like you're there's six chairs and you're just sitting there with them amongst them and it feels like back in the day in the 70s and 60s 70s up like yeah that's what I do to Hollywood oh yeah just know even now you're back when like they used to do those roasts it's a kind of old timey and people like are making fun of me and stuff and you know and I'm having this camaraderie with these people that I grew up watching so it really was um really fun to do they asked me again but I couldn't do it but I want I'd like to do again how many have you done a bunch ten no it's fun hanging out I love those guys so much you know motion I have a special together that's out I know and that's why did you see it no but I've been it's you're such a fan of both of ours I know it's so funny that you say something like that because I don't have a Netflix on my iPad and also on top of it it's like he has Netflix on his I have netflix on my by the way i 100% do not expect you to watch my stand-ups no but I'll tell you the reason why was why don't you have one that's the reason wild questions that's the reason why is because I'm such a lazy writer and I hate my material and what yeah on and on and on that is just one of those little things that plagues me why don't you retire it on a special yeah and then you'd have to start over yeah but when I asked about it they go well you want to do a 15-minute one all the stand-ups right that one and I'm like what yeah they're doing these 15-minute Long's 15 minutes eight comics like eight comments like of you guys you never heard of oh and Maureen Brightmore do that you think the only one I have heard of well motion I just did like 30 minutes each which I thought was plenty yeah but that was beats being advertised a lot even on their platform yeah it's the front if you go on yeah the honeymoon was special if you go on Instagram they I think they've added to advertise or other people have and I see it a lot but what does that have to do with doing a 15-minute one because you should have your own here's the thing though Natasha Leggero you got to change your last name no keep it thank you I love it but here's the thing is is that I've been doing it for so long and I'm about to get I'm gonna parted like just event a little bit here I'm gonna vent a little bit okay is your past at the comedy star correct of course yeah you are you're a headliner well that's where we met too because I we would go there every Sunday like I'd say 15 years ago we were there Sunday not you you already passed yeah but I would host open mic sometimes I would come every Sunday wait for Mitzi and she never came and finally one day after three months of every single Sunday she came did she pass you she did but it would like took another it was like a different way that she passed me it wasn't from not going I think she came in and was just like no one's passed something like yeah I remember one time sitting next to her and I'm just talking to her and they bring a comic I learn here cuz I'm talking and Mitzi and then all of a sudden I made it in she goes she's just yelled up woke up on stage it's louis c.k now I go because he had an HBO special at the time of his first one right so I turn over I have a gun too and if I had it I'd kill myself and he wasn't even did he did one minute and he laughed that's how [ __ ] toward the end she just didn't have her finger on the pulse I don't think I definitely think she had her finger on the pulse but I do think she like had a funny wisdom to her she did all those things I said all those little things those are all from her from huh oh really like she used to say you know you hang out there yeah Wow I used to go to when I lived in San Diego she used to drive down with Freddy Soto and some one Freddy so doing were very good friends you go hey dude we're going to bully has come with at steak house which is right around I don't think it's there anymore and I used to eat steak with Mitzi that's back and then and I was already past so it was kind of cool but um yeah what kind of things did she tell you just the stuff that I've told you you know I mean about like you know bombing and all that I mean you know tidbits you get from it is a sin to support mediocrity is her big one you know because but then she's like you should be called Johnny Bananas right Jackie Quinn should wear yellow soon Johnny Jackie banana or whatever yeah yeah it was a guy named Jackie Graham Graham right Jackie Graham yeah yeah Jackie banana but I'm just saying the mediocrity thing is like right but maybe it's whatever her vert her vision is your new name is John campy - John kappa yolo do you remember that yeah yeah here to put his name on the list as John campy for like five years she named Carlos Mencia oh wow what was his name that wholeness Wow yeah he's half German people don't know that Wow dad's white he's from Honduras she wanted him to like exploit that so she was smart in that way Brandon Jackson Purdue he she said you gotta learn a purple turtleneck on stage so this poor [ __ ] guy during the summer [Laughter] yeah and he's like sweaty like sweats just what yeah yes he like you know what and you know back in the eighties shoes I have one Russian right yaha right I have a gay guy like she wanted the quota sort of in many ways she's not wrong to do that I think Adam you know the new guy he still does it he's like I need Sherratt he says one night said Sherri Shepherd has to come tonight like a white because you know she's the only black girl on black person on the lineup which is I'm glad he is thinking in that way if it was like 15 white dudes I think it's a really yes it's very good to be conscious of that yeah I think that everyone's starting to like wake up to that but Mitzi did it in the eighties like when I audition from one out me and she saw me and she passed me she's like I'm finally like an American Asian guy who doesn't resort you know that kind of thing he is you're like your own thing you know cuz before the gooks that they used to have we're like ching chong e gooks like you know yeah they look like you yes thank you she used to eat at the steak house with her that sounds fun she's a tip so we'd have to throw money she just doesn't tip she doesn't believe in it shouldn't know why I don't know she goes to a nice restaurant and doesn't tip even 15% we used to throw money on the table that's all I know Wow I'm glad your voice for that shows the past way so I feel a little guilty for saying that oh that's why you're lying yeah yeah yeah so if I say it like flag yeah sure yeah I'm half staffing it yeah maybe Polly one here right you know but when I was out going to say though is is that back to my original point was that these negative Netflix specials and whatnot is is that being a regular playing that room and being a regular it's not easy to do I feel like you know when you're playing the rooms and in in the three rooms improv you know Comedy Store laugh act especially the Comedy Store on you have to be vetted they don't throw just anyone up on stage they have to be you know seen over the even sometimes years and I feel like the industry they don't look they just look at the whole thing and I'm sure there are great comics that do the what's that nerd place that they do it noticed you know I mean or they do you know there's a no meltdown that's what I'm saying you know there's some great you know coffee shop comics probably you know but what well they would probably rise to this no but today they use coffee shop comics in these things what things like get they get things ahead of me in terms of life here's what's happening it's becoming easier to make it oh you know they mean like think so of course cuz how many comedians you know who've been at it for four years and they have their own show you're right it took people it took like us like like 10 years at least yeah now it's like it just doesn't take ten years anymore there's so much yeah there's so many networks that's also the same thing with music it's like it's really hard to be a massive Universal star now cuz there's just so many ways to make it there's so many just like you set up your niche audience SAS is a great popular podcast right yeah and it's very specific go on the road and they come see you yeah yeah it's amazing yeah and they're gonna love you I'll tell you that right now Padang I don't know how I feel of Beyonce I don't know how I feel about that like I in one way I encourage it like when I when we do we collaborate with a lot of like you to people and stuff like that I love them I think they're great we've had you to people on the show right young people that have been catapulted have you heard of this guy Cameron Dallas no he's a youtuber and he went on a national world tour of a meet and greet because they don't have a skill mediums pictures I mean obviously it's very young girls yeah yeah but yeah a lot of money can't doesn't sing doesn't do stand-up what does he do on YouTube that is just like poison like weird like I guess videos at skateboarding videos I don't really know I don't spend a lot of time on a CA called me and said hey there's this company didn't want anyone needed help from you and I said this is five years ago I go alright what is it they're like today just have a bunch they signed a bunch of vine stars and I go okay and they just want to have a meeting with you there's some good money in it for you I went I didn't know what I was about I was showed up at this company yeah and they had a catalog people they're all millions of hit they I don't know I didn't do vine so I don't know yeah hey we we want you to teach our guys how did you stand up to to vine I know yeah because you know we want to be able to in generate income for them and we think that live personal appearances would be you know fruitful for and I go yeah it's not something that you can just teach like that it takes 10 15 years by yeah agent should have like that invented that yep I couldn't [ __ ] believe it that's crazy it's crazy they just go to this do you think he sells out stadiums of people wanting a picture it's a lot of people I think he does like skits from what I've seen oh boy yeah I'll do although I'll go on the road I was at Schaumburg improv one show was like one of my shows was like half full but the show during the day was a YouTube star he was sold out really I just thought of another wisdom that you gave me wow you took me on the road to open do you open for a call for college to open for you you're doing a college and you said colleges are like robbing banks you can cut that out if you want I always tell motion I go Bobby Lisa we should just do the college and their brother I did a whole Indiana [ __ ] robbing banks uh contour rock ecologist why me because you're in a bad setting I mean not not that you're like in a cafeteria often it's in the day you know people don't have any references passed anything from like you know 2008 so are you trying to put on a good show you kind of just like it's impossible to be sure you have to like ask them you know about sex or like I don't know or I always talked to them just because I don't know they don't understand my references and then you you get a better deal if you can do a run so what you'll do is there is thing called NACA conferences right you perform and sometimes get the follow like three American Indians with playing a flute yeah no I don't do it no I refuse to do it but back in the day you'd have three you know I mean and you don't want to follow that because you're like I'm gonna [ __ ] kill I mean these [ __ ] is burning asleep these people yeah and then you would do it and then you would have to go to the marketplace all these kids come up but so you do these runs so you go oh I can they'll get a better deal if five schools in a row and like Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday the same area and so you just do this bank robbery Friday right from town to town right and they would pay you you know at the time $1,000 a show and that's a lot of money when it comes to a person you you like did a strip show and climbed up on the wall is your closer oh my god oh and you like yeah you like grinded some student that's good yeah man I just remember there was a place to climb and you did it Babita he scans the room honestly it was very inspiring I do stuff like that now I mean I don't do strip teases you do a sinking right sometimes a thing thing no no but you do it no you do like to try to do it no because I have asked you sometimes how does it attach the closest sometimes I heard that you you bring people onstage and they do a sing what happens tell me oh maybe a long long time ago yeah yeah I would do some or maybe like a dancer a dancer that's what it was now I've been asking people to tell the story of when they've seen a man jerk off in public really yeah and every woman has a story oh yeah Lila lutely and don't realize that every woman has experience my first time I'd only been in America for a year and I was taking my I took me to buses to get home from swim practice yeah you were young I was 15 oh my god and this guy that bus was empty he walked all the way to the back of the bus sat right next to me pulled his giant [ __ ] out and just started like stroking me it wasn't that big he ideas both both hands like so big I was so hungry I was frightened but impressed but then like I remember ran home waiting a same chair next to you I was the only one cuz it was late I was the only one on that bus and he sat next to me and he jerked off next to me Bobby don't get any ideas you know there's not acceptable behavior it's not acceptable you know how great it would be if women did that in public masturbate in public I'm I'm a guy I moved here from the Philippines yeah I'm on a bus some lady just pulls out her [ __ ] starts grew up I would call all my friends I made it so funny I somehow it's just deeply that I'm sorry that happened yeah thank you women would be mentally ill if they did that exactly right it's funny men are mentally ill when they do that well not really have you ever jerked off the public so weird yeah yeah you never so more men are mentally ill I mean why has why has every woman experienced this but no man has when knows have you ever seen a woman has she ever plopped next year even from a distance have you seen a woman just [ __ ] fisting herself I've never seen know exactly but I've never met a woman who hasn't seen someone jerking all right that's a good point it's really good that's a very good point okay I've never seen it I don't know any guy that's ever done it but I believe you it's a nice I'm just saying it's big it's not necessarily because they're mentally ill right I'm saying it's more just like symptoms of being a man right I guess yeah you guys are horny no that's not what it is I don't there's control and control I think this control I think there's like some power that they want to exude Oh interesting I don't I don't definitely intimidating to come over to a young girl in an empty bus and pull out your big dick right next to her it's funny how I don't you know I've done a lot of strange things I've sucked dick everyone knows that I've uh I did not know that yeah half I don't want to know whose you don't let me you don't know what a minute it was your husband no comic I like that you're just curious yeah I mean I don't know I've also I've got I've watched a weird porn before I've had prostitute I've done a lot of weird things I'm not proud of Christians if you're listening you know a lot of Christians in this nice talk let me actually in fact our biggest fan is a man and he's come see me perform yeah and he's a real pastor so in your face Natasha the Lord loves us too Chad the pastor Gayle yeah but um I've never um I've never wanted to do that because it involves somebody else that does isn't participating yeah it's like the same thing as like I mean anything like even physically controlling a woman or anything like that it's like I just not that and it's so funny no do you like moshe doesn't seem like that kind of guy either what the he would jerk off in public yeah surely he wants to control well he doesn't seem like a controlling guy because I think you gave yourself baby I think that there are certain types of guys who want girls who have things going on and then certain types of guys who just want like a plus one mm-hmm right a plus one and then some guys like they want a girl who like has like her [ __ ] going on you you seem more like that kind of guy you know what's so funny is that lately I've been running I know I wouldn't you watch The Bachelor I have regrettably so have I but this last season really pissed me off because he's exactly that type of guy where it's like there were all these like really like amazing woman but then at the end you you knew what type of guy he was he just wanted the blood weak plus one interesting but which is fine I mean that's what you want and she I'm sure she's a great girl but I think having a mother like your daughter right I think having it like having a strong mother right dictates how the siblings children behave or their outlook overall outlook and on not always because you know my sister is a really outgoing woman she's very like would she you know sexually open just loud and boisterous and her daughter is the most introverted Mekas shyest most insecure girl in the world and I don't know how the dad's not in the picture yeah that's true but she's had all these strong women around her always telling her always boost me okay maybe not in all cases [ __ ] kalila I'm just saying it's not in all cases but I'm just saying in the cases that I know right my mother ran the house my dad beat me by my mother is loud and like I'll be good you know I mean just manhandled me and I wasn't always in trouble and I was always afraid of her and she dictated everything and so I've always chosen women I mean that arm I run the show that run show she runs the show and you know she yells at me and all kinds of stuff and I like that I need that IIIi don't know how white you know like when these white you know these X packs or these white dudes that get these like 58 19 or like Asian chicks are like from you know and they're like 60 year old white dudes and they marry them it's like what the [ __ ] yeah because their last wives were like nightmares I think I know two people who did that and like they wanted a change they wanted the opposite like just a just a human flashlight walking around I mean I don't know I mean that's what I mean it's got you will you can't imagine you're 60 a white dude let's you were in the military you had kids if you're on you you know and then all of a sudden you get a divorce and whatnot and then you're 60 and you you meet a 19 old Thai girl from Thailand who barely speaks English what the [ __ ] you gonna talk to her about a generational thing though I feel like our generation of older men aren't gonna be doing that same like fetishizing of the Asian woman because just historically it's different I mean you had think about the Vietnam War and what was portrayed in movies at that time that generation is good is completely different from ours I don't think that's gonna be perpetuated over time at all because my dad got a woman 30 60 years younger than him in the Philippines you know I'm a product of that's what your mom is your mom was yeah and I was born there but you know how about a mom now she's 58 now but my dad would have been in his 90s because he is 36 years older so how old was she when he married her he was 57 and she was 21 but see from a distance you're thinking okay well that's sort of like a gross you know stereotypical rich white guy meets Asian woman but it was actually much more than that were they in love I think that my mom was coming out of like an intensely abusive marriage with a younger Swiss man and my dad was sort of the guy who pulled her out of that and did other a bunch of the jingles laughter that Swiss man I don't know but that she's the wild wild west burger but I didn't murder him we don't know speculation but yes stay together till he died yeah and when he had not a dime to his name she took care of him to leave area and all her friends were like well why like how much money are you getting at the end she got nothing we had a cockroach infested one-bedroom apartment and she stayed with him to live area so it's not always like that sometimes there isn't it again it's just one you know I'm singing on a sample I'm in general what I'm saying okay yeah it's like once you got that transform but you know what can I just talk about how to drive to India - India yeah yeah yeah yeah so I get tickets for you know you went to Coachella - no check it out half he was so high so she goes I wanna go to Coachella that's fine go to Coachella I called CA they get me tickets wait see you can get us Coachella yeah I'm just live streaming in my kitchen yeah yeah I'm the same way I'm not gonna go so you know I get the tickets Thursday night so the date the night before they're gonna go I get an email that I have to be there to get the ticket that will call in Coachella Coachella Valley and I'm like I'm yield the guy from golden voice I go yeah but I'm not going he's like you won't there's no way to do you have to go there because you have to be physic well he did get like those are probably a really hard tickets right yeah so then I drove into the desert Friday I drove he slept he took a nice long nap yeah she dropped her off drop drop went to will call the tickets you went by yourself no with my sis she met her stay all men are out there yeah and then I drove all the way back oh really sweet that was that's really [ __ ] sweet am I not uh-huh you should see the anger tears I have in the desert driving back wait why just had to drive out there you know it wasn't traffic though right the [ __ ] desert three two hours four total [Laughter] yeah I love Palm Springs we go to the [ __ ] desert where do you stay - bunch of Palms I love - bunch of poems that's the best place we didn't stay there the last time that's to expend expensive we stated it much well they've got hot springs yeah can I just I'm gonna I want to talk to you about this and and I just just get a little closer yes Bobby the way I've always I don't know exactly how you're raised like where you grew up you know what your parents yeah Rockford Illinois so you grew up in Rockford Illinois huh it's not a suburb it's like more like a small-town town and what did your parents do my dad's a used-car dealer and my mom was like a secretary so you didn't you didn't you weren't raised with a lot of money of them no right because yours even when we knew you back then you seem like you're from the Hamptons Hamptons the Hamptons Hamptons fifties groups yeah towns will you always like that even growing up no I just like was over educated look I went I went to New York for like ten year or like five years but I went to college for like ten years like I went to college for way too long right and then I lived in New York and then I despised where I was from so I just and then I was like you know in theater so I just started talking like how they were teaching me to be in an actor from like because you always had that cadence and that vibe about you it's like all my aunt's talk like this all they do yeah they have that Chicago accent I've also met your parents before you met my dad dad yeah we're at the coast or maybe years ago yeah yeah I don't know I don't remember is he alive yeah good I just I just thought that maybe you know oh god I'm glad to pay it safe but yeah I just talked I just came up with a way to talk that was like you know just to be incredible so the things that we've learned the things that we've learned all right we don't spank if we and I have a baby in Spain we're not gonna spank okay we negate the [ __ ] out of them I think there is something to people that stay and call too long I think that's actually the way to do it wait what would you think that's good I think our is long yeah cuz a lot of these guys you know there's 70 18 when they go to college they're out by 22 oh you're right hands to kind of build that character and kind of you know like the the the 10-year plan I think is the correct plan yes Steve did a nine year plan look what happened to him and the colleges I went to were cheap like City University of New York it's like twelve hundred a year or something oh wow you know a city like there like City University Ryan but then how old were you so you what I moved here when I was like 27 and then I did start a comedy like 29 when I met you oh my god how old were you and you started comedy 23 but um but when you were younger did you think that oh that's the that's a trajectory I'm working towards or no did you just happen on it when you came to LA oh I just like fell into it mmm I just went to the comedy store to see someone I knew do stand-up and I was like oh I didn't know it was this I could do that that's incredible you know like I thought you had to be like an old man wearing a suit or something yellow same thing Kevin Christy I I did a commercial with Kevin Christy an ampm commercial he was the lead mm-hmm and I just you know you yeah I was like oh I was his friend in this am/pm commercial I'd have a line postal principal but my point is is that and then we you know God knew each other and then ran into him amoeba and he goes hey I might come see you perform and all right so he came and then a year later he calls me goes I think I want to do it and then he's been doing he's great now okay he's so good now but he's one that never really did it this guy his very first time killed it that's awesome what do we do in timewise we're over an hour I can't [ __ ] believe it how long do you guys usually do I don't torture people with a three-hour podcast no we because we do we do an hour we do like we've struggled with 40 sometimes we don't struggle we just are a TV kids so it's like we can't stick to a topic for more than 30 seconds I mean there's so much what I want to ask for a pop I feel like we kind of just like talked about Kylie you're so lucky you get to live with Bobby he's so entertaining I am you know what ideas for it he is around other people and then you know he's neurotic you gotta help keep him in check right but III but he's so fun talking about it I was funny do do you are a blessing you really are thank you oh my god I feel so good about it I'm a blessing guys and the thing is this you know I was gonna dive into the whole you know that whole thing that you know we went through with the re thing but people have heard of it too many times we don't really heard what do you say they say anything bad about me no just that you broke his heart but do you remember that one that one has met one thing that when he you know what wait so what happened he punched you in the face or he threatened to punch you in the face I don't [ __ ] know I think he's choked there with a telephone cord oh yeah yeah the first time right he hit me from behind and they kicked my face like 18 times I don't mean to laugh he kicked your face yeah where I was bleeding from my face I'm sorry oh I don't know if I forgive you yet I make eye contact with me for three years I know or maybe more five years I know that was weird so there was a period where you guys weren't friends it wasn't that it was just look at me I just wouldn't look at her you'd be like hey because you were resentful that you got kicked in the face you know I just um it was just a weird [ __ ] thing man it's all it's all K was that her fault that you got kicked in the face it's not her fault and I never really blamed her for anything that was a little weird when you were I would I could see you not talking to Ari but not talking to me that's kind of rude it is rude what can I tell you why though okay if you want I will I'm gonna is after the first beating I asked you first I asked you can you call him I told I had nothing to do with you and wrong well Ari yeah and you're like I'm not gonna call Ari but he I was but I was getting beat up by him so I was mad about me he was like beating you up like like a burrito like you know like you like there he was a bit like a bully yeah heat up a kid out all the time yes I did not know that yeah and then a week later he strangled me to the point where I would turn purple and my neck was bleeding and you guys are friends yeah and then when we did that Comedy Central that was the thing that I yeah periodically like splash water in your face no that was her Comedy Store and all of a sudden I just heard someone say you don't belong here and throw a drink in my face yeah and then I remember I was with Morgan Murphy and she came out of the bathroom and she yeah anyway you know who confronted him right Morgan didn't know you know Walt's dead you dove David off okay Bryan Callen well that was nice they both got up right and followed him into the [ __ ] the steps that go in the alarm and screamed at him well I got scared that he would like throw acid on my face or something oh my god oh my god cuz he just I mean that's a little crazy to start strangling your friend he threw water your face he strangled me punched beat me up he was going through a [ __ ] time that guy he had your words on his wall you were probably a real Idol to him yeah I think P or R and it hurt him whatever he thought that I did hurt him to the point where it became Shakespearean you did you did do it though it was it was because of you that we were together you still talk to Ron yeah sometimes he sometimes tweets at me and stuff like that yeah yes he's the one though especially the I just was the one that I turned my back on oh I see and I was with him so that made sense it's not that it's just that when he saw you in the belly room that night before you even came up to you he said to me he goes who's that girl well it's my friend Natasha and he goes that she's the one she's not the one because she's with my friend Ari I don't care you guys I don't care and then you gave my number No so at the end of the thing what we do is an unhelpful advice so it's an email and you can you can give him good advice or not good advice I'm hopeful vice with Bobby kalila and Natasha Leggero howdy my name is pepper I've been dating my boyfriend for three years we started dating in college he made in hi sweet in high school rekindled when we got back home from the summer he went to do a go to school at a different University so we have been long-distance for a duration of our relationship we graduated a year ago and lived in the same city for three months before he moved back to Chicago for work I live in Houston we love each other in our okay long distance but we have our weak moments I thought we would move in together after graduating but we had but he had a job and I had a different job in another state we don't have any final date set to eventually move in together and start our lives which I know you all talked about being the most important attribute of a long-distance relationship by the way I'm 24 and he is 23 I guess what I'm trying to ask is how do I deal with the emotionally draining aspect of the relationship while maintaining a healthy relationship what's the next step love you guys so much leave him yeah I think you need to like get around agree please you're 24 please get around yeah few more years don't come and then if he wants to chase you and really make it happen then he can but he's not even you know he doesn't seem like he's making decisions based on your love right he's like this one right here kalila I know probably ten dudes you dated before she met me hopefully even more ten is a very low number I know but probably more I just offhand I can ride a lot my face even with this one right here and the Tosh had this white GW I know it's 6% sub-saharan African when I did my dear not alway all right well I resent being called up all right so sorry I'd say but I know probably five guys she dated right and you know ten that kalila dated yeah my point is is that and now you know coladas with moshe not clap Natasha's with moshe and she is with me right yeah and so I just would at you know to her I wouldn't want to say go live because you know all 23 year olds were poly I know it's a girl right girl yeah yeah that just means that they're lesbians right like a girl who's like I'm Polly a lot of times that means that she needs to like have sex with women even though she's in a meal the relationship with a male I'm not sure I feel like a 23 24 didn't we all sort of you know want to think I'm just bill window you never did that no I missed the window for like you know drug used to there's no way it's nothing there's nothing cool about 30-something like trying out drugs for the first time but I think that this girl whatever her name is what's her name pepper pepper I think that pepper should see other people do her own thing and if it's meant to be it'll come back around and it'll be a cuter story then oh you know we once dated and then I [ __ ] around for a long period and then we got back together honestly you have to [ __ ] around you really do because my mind wanders mm-hmm and my mind I'll tell you about my mind if I hadn't been with a lot of women if I was with kalila and my mind would go well it would be like with this kind of but I've tapped you know all different kinds is tapped all right trees to get different sound like it's basically what I was saying okay I wasn't being crude all right so I've been tapping trees and I know which one I like the most sap is the bit and that maple syrup maple sap right here right there meatball she's maple so my point is as this is that your minds gonna wander baby pepper maybe pepper and you have to maybe maybe pepper you have to experiment and you know what guys well I run a statistic there's one out of every thirty million people are compatible with each other on earth one out of 30 million yeah how the [ __ ] house compatibility even measured because I feel like some people are just tolerant of like shitty people and they just stay I read somewhere that that's the thing what is true compatibility how is that mentioned I feel a partner that you can convince you cute if that circumstances are right there's 30 million people out there that you can live with and and have a life with like there's that's a I feel like I could live with a lot of people like my ex-boyfriend was a kind great person I probably if if I was feeling a little lazy I would have been like you know I could stay in this forever I wish I could hook up with thirty million people to imagine [ __ ] 30 million people but I do think it depends on the person's like personality yeah what do you mean like I like I'm very tolerant I feel like maybe the 30 million thing would be right for me but I think maybe other people I think circumstances to have a play in it for instance like you know you moshe is one of the 30 million on earth right but it he's also a comic he lives in LA right you guys cross the same path so you have the same likes on what nuts but the thing is is that if you were a plumber right and you were living in houston and you were working for a plumbing company firm firm right coming from you might meet Bubba who is much less Houston's moja and you would be a plumber plumber and you might be able to like space stay with him it's just circumstance yeah but in terms of you got there are people out there that you're compatible with though I believe that do you believe that yeah yeah I made it up 30 mil I know but I'm pretty [ __ ] good how good am I though that was pretty good good I mean I just figured you you read some dumb information no that's not done made it up yeah all right my good it was good I was trying to look for I could apply anything exactly you know why you couldn't find it why because I made it up I know I'm a genius well let's give it a toss Toronto applause do anything you want old bug yes yes my Netflix special called the honeymoon stand-up special you can stream it now it's streaming on Netflix I do a half-hour Moshe kasher my husband does a half-hour and then we are joy it's a three-part special and then the last half-hour we do live relationship counseling people in the crowd you guys would have been a great he does this look like it might work out yes of course thank you and but babe really we just kind of roasted the people we would roast you guys probably yes oh we would love that we would all roast Bobby yeah Rose I would love that I would love to get like an outsider's perspective but specifically language there in perspective I'm very excited about this podcast this one here yeah this one right here on I've heard so many people talk abut nobody ever wanted you listen a lot of people want to do it okay and this is what I feel good about it's kind of exclusive do you have someone every week or no no no what you guys is talk every other week yet so we do you know on and off and we only have this caliber on really I mean we've had so no names Van Der Beek oscar-winning uh Jordan Peele and we've had a lot of people go extreme Mike Rosenbaum Eric Stonestreet you know some good ones but you're I got to get Moshe on here too you'll do it right of course okay give me a tosser on any road date yeah any road dates Road dates I can't do the road I have a newborn that's true I'm not gonna do Ontario improv kalila do you go with them and not so much anymore anymore I feel like in the beginning Houston one nucleon you go to this one can you go to this one because I have I have some things I need to deal with in Ontario now I just go for protection like if anyone chooses like wants to body slam him during his act which it happens off then it was like sick you know don't do it he's done yeah I love it what's your favorite club I don't know I guess do you Blake the Denver Comedy Works yeah Denver probably I love that for I just didn't I do I do it every other year it's so good that one's really good parlor live in Seattle do you do that one yeah that was good Bellevue yeah yeah you like helium there yeah that's great San Francisco punchline I was yeah those are the ones she goes to those are the only advice yeah she'll go to the one city that she like Northwest and like yeah yeah yeah if I'm like I'm gonna be in Philadelphia yeah I mean I would you played that helium yes yeah I like that guy yeah well we're temporary in the touch makes you follow us on instagram at tiger belly on twitter at the tiger belly and follow you guys on Instagram yeah Oh Natasha what is your handle Natasha Leggero my name follow her type her name in all social media you can email us any questions and one last thing yep you guys one last thing what will you guys so the our ratings just let hear me out our ratings I'm splitting up together it there every week it's lower and lower your ratings for the show I'm on I'm on a show Oh God but all ratings are low because I know because no one's watching scheduled television I understand that show anyone splitting up together it's a ABC show their ratings are still good you're still remember um when are some time slot but we just need you that what Tuesday this to is is just watch this Tuesday or the next Tuesday or wherever this comes out yeah and then um need a yard so please watch yeah yeah it then I think they don't get picked up in the next week or two whoo so watch the show guys and also you most any questions at the Tiger belly at gmail.com and make sure you get your mattress on the mattress that Bobby loves to sleep on Lee sitcoms these are the best mattress in the world look Lisa calm / have a good one guys [Music]

Channel: TigerBelly

Views: 373,990

Rating: 4.5850363 out of 5

Keywords: tiger belly, tigerbelly, bobby lee, khalyla, gilbert galon, podcast, khalyla kuhn, tgrbly, all things comedy, natasha leggero, moshe kasher, netflix, honeymoon, honeymoon special, stand up, comedy, standup, tubbin, coachella, beyonce, mitzi, comedy store, another period, talent shows

Id: MNQsnRYjeYw

Length: 84min 34sec (5074 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 26 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/ayylmao94]

God damn she’s so hot. Good for Bobby if he ever smashed

[u/Alex_2214]

People- Save your time. This is one of the most boring episodes. Don't take my word for it: Look at the Upvote/Downvote ratio - Much lower than the typical video. It's not funny, doesn't contain any valuable info.