The Time Ari Spiked Bert's Drink with Molly | JRE Sober October 2019

the Joe Rogan experience do you eat healthy I am sometimes right now I lost I'm down 21 pounds really yeah [ __ ] I went to the cardiologist and he was like this is mom really he's like Amen you getting a fatty liver I heard you talking with the black stripes yes about that white stripe so white no not the white stripe always with the black and the white the worst you're the Fuhrer of funny can we do he said it's at the beginning he's a you because he'd been testing my livers I mean I'm having a heart attack since your that's no joke you lost how much 21 girl that's crazy in the in the last how long in one month are you down below I didn't drink what's a big thing and I got a hot spin every day and I was home and throne was the twin hospitals like hot yoga but you're spinning yeah let the heat on it's like awesome degrees it's awesome wow dude yeah I took Brenda Charlotte is called hot Spanish sweatshop in salute all a sweatshop with two bees in early yeah appropriating slave labor rich [ __ ] suburban people to sweatshops a real thing as histories understand should be quiet the black people talk here calamari so you been going to that and wait what did the doctor say you will you say what he said yeah yeah nothing that you got a fatty lit and then once he goes he did a sonogram of my above my organs every time he does like a sonogram of woman yeah he said your he goes your livers looking fatty I said I like I might as up from drinking he goes no it's cuz you're 258 pounds and he's like it's the most common thing I see when I go and work as a doctor for like clinics as like just donate his time because everyone's got a fatty letter it's just the and that is the cause of the beginning of your decline for your health knowing well I just it freaked me out and I was like alright no booze no Sh no sweets no sugars no pastas no breads and I was like I'm losing I'm gonna [ __ ] lose way for a month no I have like a couple drinks decided we're gonna set this up like like when the Navy SEALs get to ring the bell to quit we're gonna set this place up with ice and vodka just leave it all easy tap out first now we were quitting that we were thinking that we kind of cheated by smoking cigars well it's already done cheating it's Artie's alcoholic kombucha fight tonight so no sugar no pasta no booze our very little very little boom that's great what's very low Friday Saturday like a drink on Friday or Saturday but how much much is all of this I get super I get like the first team Friday Saturday in great poster you were getting an IV because that by the way wait'll I tell you what happened that'll backfired on me big [ __ ] time why why do you need it though let's start with let's start with all with Ari slippin me Molly let's start there you slipped it on yeah dude what are you doing how did you do it where was this my children shot before he started I had to empty out of capsule if I could put it into a shot you out of your mind yeah yeah yeah it was great no was it was great it was not they're making me go on this [ __ ] stupid [ __ ] yeah what kind of sociopath are we friends with he did it to punish me hmm because I have to be sobered you don't give up Molly you're only giving up alcohol don't do Molly cuz I can scouring the doctor and he said hey it's time to get healthy so yeah I agree you don't think it's [ __ ] crazy that you would do that a bit like at your [ __ ] college roommate you'll even get the Molly tested like where are you buying this model I've done it from my favorite Molly dealer Thank You Molly my ring yeah yeah hike relish get out three guys y'all I want to kill you yeah yeah [ __ ] wanna kill he wanted to for about ten minutes if I wanna kick then and that he was fine fun was it Molly are you it's [ __ ] I was only I was ready to fly that night I was on [ __ ] plane going like winds it's gonna [ __ ] stop because I didn't know that orange juice kicks it back up so I'm drinking all right geez kicks it vitamin C now just generally on the [ __ ] plane I'm drinking trying to get hydrated because I'm gonna [ __ ] Molly and so I'm drinking Tito's drinking Tito's well you're on Molly hey Joe Molly but you already knew you were on it yeah and I was having severe panic attacks because I'm like I don't do Molly and I'm thinking that kid died from Molly in Mexico that comedy writer oh yeah I don't think it was that he died from Molly and I'm sitting there going the story 46 I got high blood pressure high cholesterol I'm on pain I'm on meds it was great he's noticed how great his wife looked and he was like she's awesome I've got a great wife yeah I was on my window do you do this a lot do not like drinks I've never done it before really yeah the first time and what made you [ __ ] money well cuz I don't really want to do the sobriety things you mean forced him to do his job yes he's doing it for me yeah fun hard party drug Tom would you only have to burn he said he'd do it to you if this podcast was yesterday then yeah you would have all been dosed seriously yeah I said to him you'll be a statistic Joe and he goes 100 percent I would yeah it wouldn't broken up sobriety that we just offer it to us yeah why well yeah why this he wouldn't take it no way he'd take it you I could offer it to you're a [ __ ] grown-up business child you're not a grown-up how mad man would you be if you got spiked I'd be very mad something to do the problem is if you have something to do that's good that's out the one you were good thank you we were planning drunk at the podcast or having a couple drinks with you and then having getting you out of my house having dinner with my children relaxing getting on a plane and going on tour instead that's crap you had so much fun hmmm I don't believe your fake anger anger in this here's what I did it was I wasn't you side with this art thank you I appreciate it I appreciate it and if story that you say how much he likes being on my side look I would like to be on your side too but I would be enraged because he said he said I'm gonna call Tom he's gonna be really mad at you I'm like there's no Tom's gonna die laughing instantly he goes no he's gonna be mad at you how many times you done Molly me yeah I don't think I've ever know none zero zero yeah you know when I was a kid yeah did ecstasy yeah I guess okay so I've never done Molly I've never done Molly's just pure ecstasy yeah I've never done Molly's way better it's better for you have you yeah once like lik like you put the powder in your lip or took pills yeah yeah the the problem was the next day to uh thank you I was so dumb the next day I remember being in a coffee shop trying to read a magazine yeah I couldn't read I couldn't I couldn't take in a paragraph I would try to read a paragraph then it'd start over again and I would try to read it again you're out of your mind what do you mean gray and that bomb that night yeah went on seas that night no or I had to go on tour to what 2,800 people that night on the next Idol Molly I was like coming off of drugs and I was like I was like mother like our shaky I couldn't think straight and I was like [ __ ] you can't think straight yeah once you do get off that stuff the thing is like you're dumb like you're you're you're you're all your brain juice is all [ __ ] squeeze it out you don't think I mean like you definitely will see that spiking a girls drink is not okay right if it's for sex okay but just for goofs for goofs now if your friends what in the right circumstances dr. Huxtable over here you're a little fun you're only pulling sex into it if it's just for fun good times what is the right circumstances where you'd be able to drugs if a bunch of people are out and then everyone's good acid and then some parties or somebody's always like kind of like expressed interest in acid mm-hmm and then you don't know if they're gonna do it not so you're just like I'm I know you you would like this you took some I think you know it's not okay I know you regretted it after you did it the next day I think you felt bad about it I felt no I thought yeah right notice how you text and Tom did too you were like hey man had a great time the other day yeah I told you what to take 5htp yeah that's great babe Eliezer no nothing helps wait this is it all this lead to the ivy is this what that let's see I because I was like I was just I was shaking and I was like man I don't feel right and they're like you're on Molly last night you didn't sleep on the plane I flew all through the night didn't sleep I was just [ __ ] like did you [ __ ] up your shows I don't know I don't know no I don't think so i mean III you pull people think I think people think I'm hammered on stage anyway hmm and so but what happened was I couldn't the whole weekend I kept trying to just right the boat by going like and you can't do that without well you just got to do that by like getting off and but it's my last weekend of sober October and it just that's why I'm like right now I'm just like wolf [ __ ] damn Ari I'm sorry I'm not sorry yeah are you serious what a great day at a time then I'd be more sorry whose podcast was it yours mine came out great come on Molly yeah I tell you the [ __ ] I'll tell you I will never man Joey Diaz I called I called you coming thank you then I called I'm panicking I'm gonna panic you called me yeah I didn't get it I was on stage right and then I caught after Tom called me back and then Joey Diaz I said already just let me Molly and all he said this I'll be there in 10 10 minutes clean the house out with me he's like he told this story is gonna be fine we'll just told stories the Sun was going over his shoulder and it was just setting so beautiful he's like a [ __ ] it was like he was like a god he does shouldn't do that Ari yeah okay yeah but talk about the good parts though no so it was beautiful you're like you're like a guy that raped her like going yeah but you like dick right so it was in you you like Dixon you was with you for one setting behind Joey Diaz as he tells you stories of starting comedy what's that mean you know what he's like see it was a good night it was so great it was so fun I'm I can't I can't sign this because I don't want kids hearing that's going so Ari did it savage or II should fear no no my friend is drunk don't do it at point I can't cosign it I can't even release the [ __ ] podcast because I don't want I don't want anyone going like I am in a good mood I'm Molly yeah I'm high [ __ ] you don't want anyone getting active rep anticipation of what Molly does to you I don't want kids it's different if you don't get myself or a train I hope I guess is about you drugging me it's not about me taking mom I think you've expressed that you were against it on the podcast the views of this podcaster do not represent do you know how hard it is to be your friend idea it was so great to see you all smiles never you never dosed anybody before be about one moment to dose Bert yeah I realize how great it'd be I had to take that leg if you went to Tom's house do a podcast you had the Molly on you think you would have dosed him okay he was different his Hamelin hasn't really I feel like he's not the reason I have to do this month of sobriety where I do blame you a lot more mm-hmm then let's not do it I'm down I don't want to go yet but I would be scared to be around you again that's just get the ice that's a one-time only thing you got to not do that again dude no that's what they're concerned about at least in the podcast cuz I'm wondering if there's like someone's gonna go that's that's illegal let's [ __ ] call the police like I'm well this podcast wouldn't exist with us a really good cast the entire time we were doing it we're smoking weed from the beginning of the podcast 10 years ago yeah it was like weeds only been legal since two years ago Tom you laugh like crazy when you heard about it well I'm on the phone in a green room he's like so I didn't know like really what was going I didn't know he was even serious I know I'm on the phone he's got a hydro flask with his name on it what I look like a little kid little kid always know what took my drink turn it turns over you see so like a little kid notebook it says braid yeah yeah he said we went I went to this I couldn't couldn't be around my kids I just say goodbye to my kids at night high as [ __ ] I go to my daughter's room she's got these lasers that makes stars on her ceiling and you'd and I'm blowing up I'm just like okay I go turn this up daughter she gave me a hug I was like [ __ ] beaming I was like I smelled her hair and I was like god I [ __ ] love you that sounds awesome and I'm like and in my head I'm like I Joey said something to me they goes you would have already had your stroke would have already happened look Joey's a doctor right so give to Island Georgia hugs and kisses goodbye give Lee an longest kiss goodbye and it's better with my play something till midnight and it's like seven o'clock I can't be in there I can't be around them it's my time like talking [ __ ] quick I have big ideas and so then I go to the store wait how good was the shower shower was pretty amazing yeah right shower was pretty captain nine Molly's not [ __ ] amazing it's just it's the surprise element it's not worth it my thumbnails not worth it at all and then we went to the store well you did and I just hung out I just had to so I needed to be somewhere and I did couldn't just put it away at the airport yeah so the only place I had 30 the other store so I sat at the store for like an hour drinking Comedy Store yeah how many stores so he went on Molly to the comedy store yeah I just went there to hang out in the back room he came in all angry like oh you and then David Spade was there and he loves celebrities like what happens like all right it's fun story let me tell you I did was killing in the green room here at Kelly's killing by the way I took it on stage and it destroyed on stage so you were high on Molly on stage no no no no I told her about getting oh the next the next day when you chose it sucks what do I got to do with it yeah laying my tour bus Donna missed that's good you should do that if you get raped what if that's what's that's the new machine its I won't I a won't be a man why so negative because I it's amazing I go maybe that's your new thing instead of like taking shirt off people just spiked your drink oh my god now you cannot you can't accept drink from any what's a one-time-only thing [ __ ] fans it's over I apologize that is a one-time thing either said I'm sorry I'm glad a great time with you but I'm sorry had to come to me doing it behind your back cut that [ __ ] thing off your wrist but but I'm glad we did it was so much fun at some point it just goes we was like starting to get angry there goes oh your highs are great let me see how size everybody was on just a smidge yeah just a smidge of moly all the time probably a lot more empathetic world even give him full dose the best is he goes ice we were in the store and I'm talking to Tony inch clef and I go he would never have done it to anyone else he only would have done it to me and he goes that's not true that's not true I said would you do this Rogen he goes a hundred percent yes no no you and Joe at his house you wouldn't spiked his drink and then go hey man if he forced me into a thing where I had to give up things I love for a month but yeah he would have got it so he is it has been mad at you and I listen I'm probably only one here besides him that listens to his podcast Ari gets [ __ ] furious at you Burt for this so mad so mad he got so mad the Julie thing he drank just as much after October as before I never curbed anything what are we still doing this for he's got a point that the whole reason why we did in the first place was to try to sober you up we didn't we didn't think be able to do it he had no problem at all so are we announcing that on the first of October we're done with this [ __ ] listen no one has a problem here except Bert I of wine with with dinner maybe - is it a shot I like a shot of whiskey before I go onstage that's nice - maybe occasionally I like a beer while I'm on stage watching the game - I'm not a drinker in the sense of I don't get drunk yeah yeah if I get drunk once a month it's a crazy month like drunk and it's usually somewhere whether I'm like with you guys or something and we're just maybe a podcast we're just we just start doing drinks yeah you just get like I've always wondered that you just get like a buzz like a little buzz yeah you're fine and I stop yeah tonight I work out too much I'm too healthy I'm uh you know I'm getting up in the morning most mornings I'm either doing yoga or I'm running or I'm lifting weights and doing cardio I just I can't take the beating the beat in the end of 52 it's not fun [Applause]

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Published: Wed Oct 02 2019