4 Insane Simpsons Fan Theories (That Might Be True) - After Hours

doesn't count Simpsons did it only applies to TV show pal are you kidding me it should count even more season 5 episode 10 Siegfried and Roy are mauled by their own white tiger we are aware of the episode it's just best not to make light of something okay like look there's an episode of Baz burgers where Bob enlists the help of an arcade nerd to help him get better at a video game Simpsons didn't write or king of the hill where Peggy goes to the bowling alley and she's ashamed of her big feet Simpsons did it I actually like to play Simpsons did Simpsons hits the advanced version example season 7 Homer gets hired me burns his new Lackey and Smithers gets jealous Simpsons did it season 2 this is Simpsons night are we finally doing a Simpsons oh yes please I felt like we were going towards famously predicted Tiger maulings we know fine all right but let's put a limit on this if we cover all 418 seasons of the show it's gonna get unfocused and off the rails let's restrict these episodes before the principal in the pop ups that was the episode most the writers agree ended the golden rage Matt Groening even called it a mistake on the DVD commentary and no Halloween specials and no clip shows not canon oh if we really want to ruin it for ourselves because we're dead inside Lisa was sad like a lot I'm too sad I'm done for you are a general of my hopes and dreams now if you could have one wish what would it be shut myself off from the world and never be seen by human eyes again happy birthday to me like a real lot I mean they always play it off like it's resolved by the end of the episode but it never is she is gonna grow up with some deep-seated psychological problems she's the prog metal child seeker Lisa please I can't hear the announcer somebody's do emancipate her fast her first kiss is with Nelson Muntz very obvious bright kid with rock-bottom self-esteem issues she's gonna end up dating a series of [ __ ] who don't deserve her yeah dad Lisa this is my point they're all pretty messed up though oh yeah sad Lisa but Bart is way smarter than anyone realizes now is the winter of our discontent pow pow Bank it off the pink tombstone nirvana a state of bliss attained through the extinction of the self oh now I know Al George Washington felt when he surrendered Fort Necessity to the French in 1754 what he can learn foreign languages left and right not maybe urine and when he sets his mind of something he's great at it yo yo soapbox derby Eng mixing drinks + in the first two Sideshow Bob episodes bart makes incredible deductive leaps and solves the case when aunt sama lights up her cigarette at the end of MacGyver she'll be blown to kingdom come it's right how do you figure we missed that also in the one flash-forward that wasn't a Gypsys prediction or fantasy sequence we learned that Bart actually does become Chief Justice of the Supreme Court he's not that smart I mean he can't even keep us see average to go to camp Krusty he's empirically dumber than a hamster Lisa proved it yeah he's clearly got some sort of ADHD oh you always knew you had personality the doctor said it was hyperactivity but I knew better his dad also strangles him alot which I don't think is good for a kid I have a kid and he does not like being strangled not even a little in season four we find out that Bart starts getting neglected when Lisa is born and then at the end of the episode that is not resolved I hate you this Homer keep Bart in the basement under a laundry basket with rocks on top of it am I remembering that right because that is some child called itch were they briefly home-schooled Bart giving him the attention and the discipline that he needs he thrives also probably needs glasses probably misses his old glasses no he just needs a genuine interest when he wants to be a boy scout he becomes a knot-tying expert and earns all of the badges despite a father who sends him death threats calling him scum bag is also a genius what what don't alright you win round seven but she also shot a guy and knocked her dad out with mallet that's the kind of thing that labels a kid is sociopath pretty quickly marge is a part of the problem - she's an enabler just take a look at her marriage March threatens to leave Homer for very good reasons no less than four times in eight seasons all right all day that robot Atari and Homer never addresses his problems and yet she always takes it back he throws back the big catfish for her after sneaking out and catching it he caught it he did the one thing that he promised not to do the thing that represented his respect for her oh that's fish my presents is just how selfish you are in the space coyote episode she begs him not to drink and then he does and then he goes missing and ends up at a lighthouse and then she goes to the lighthouse and calls him her soul mate even though I didn't learn anything in fact he specifically went to the lighthouse to find someone else to be his soul mate she has to win him back after he betrays her by getting drunk in front of their children and then disappearing all night and that's bad my family doesn't know I spent all night at this diner is that a problem it's Freudian Farina is largely considered bullish by modern psychology yeah I don't mean it's loosely psychological though I mean it's literally Freudian Bart is the it he's constantly driven by base desires now's our chance to be bad he's crazy topsy-turvy times who's to say what's right or wrong but right now my guts telling me bleed Gramps dry and Lisa is the ego or the intellect of this perpetual motion machine she made today as a joke it just keeps going faster and faster and she's capable of abstract thought but also these existential crises would it make any difference at all if I never existed we've degrade ourselves and set back the children's rights movement for decades to come great at a party looks really great that's why her and Bart worked so well together when they're solving a problem because she is the philosopher and he is the pragmatist what's the sound of one hand pop a piece of cake and then Marge is the super-ego because she's only concerned with what society thinks of the family doesn't matter how you feel inside you know it's what shows up on the surface account so today while the rest of you were out being different I did a very good job of fitting in and then Homer is the brain stem is starting to sound suspiciously like my high school book report on Lord of the Flies oh we have a lot of nerdy obscure evidence to support this okay try not to get a boner but go on top get a boner if I damn well please season 1 episode 2 Lisa literally reads the dictionary definition of it along with the ego and the super-ego one of three components of them thank you later in that same episode Sigmund Freud gets mentioned in Bart's genius class Freud shows how childhood shapes our subconscious mind season two Kent Brockman is talking to dr. Marvin Monroe mentions Freud and says that he gave us an insight into the human mind give us an insight into the human mind no Joe there's no joke in that line it's just a thing that he says weird lying to include in the show that normally turns every line into a joke season 3 episode 18 the guidance counselor that used to have a picture of Bart on his wall when he thought Bart was a genius that picture has been replaced with Sigmund Freud what I closed my eyes and watch any episode I want it's all up here baby so that is several references to Freud's work in just the first few seasons I think I don't know seems kind of sophisticated coming within the show that brought us a chi and Scratchy speaking of which have you noticed how violent Springfield is it's like the Quentin Tarantino universe where insane violence is a cornerstone of all media oh that's sports ooh that's my not killed blood on the ice there's blood everywhere just talk to her those aren't the suck she came in with Oh No I've killed Wilson see me in America don't bless it no but even more than us though I don't think in the real world a movie about a mouse disemboweling a cat over and over would win nine Oscars after eight months and nine Academy Awards maybe with Meryl Streep is itchy but still it's like in the Simpsons verse when chester lamp-wick made Steamboat Willie about murdering an Irishman he set animation off on this perverse path of ultraviolence so it's true to encourage violence oh yeah but I'm not so sure that it she and Scratchy is meant for kids Homer watches it when Bart is a baby and presumably before and they use a parental advisory warning at the end of one of the episodes man what a great show know this love of violence affects the society at large not just their cartoons the arcade games are more violent than ours you can buy a bucket of beer for any sporting event most of which ends in a giant riot this is a world for people too when someone gets electrocuted or when Mother Goose gets decapitated or when Krusty the Klown has a heart attack live on stage this is a world where the hospital has an entire wing dedicated to children who injured themselves imitating things that they saw on TV I won't even subject you to the horrors of our Three Stooges ward gee I never realized TV was such a dangerous influence the McBain franchise that's way more violent than the Schwarzenegger movies at their parenting they even cheered when they crushed the shelbyville presumably killing hundreds and don't forget it's okay to strangle your kid god I know side note on Rainier wolf castles late-night talk show his band leader is a black dude named SCOE but in the McBaine movie his partner that gets shot up is a clearly different black dude also names going to Simpsons writers think SCOE is a stereotypical black dude named violence isn't a big deal because some of the characters are clearly immoral I mean Hans Moleman has died multiple times now that you mention it oh my party gets burned alive homer kills all those candy conventioneers yeah but they do have permanent death Marvin Monroe bleeding gums murky they're both dead forever Maude Krabappel maybe there are clones maybe people do actually die but then they're just replaced with duplicates Barney's got tons of kids around town and and Hibbert has at least two long-lost brothers I myself have spent years searching for my long-lost twin brother he's a dad musician or some psycho Kyra has so many jobs that's safe to assume they're at least a few of him I am Akira captain McAllister - who is he - is a steer ship so you have a bait shop the own a restaurant handsome Pete could easily be a failed Krusty clown that old woman that says can I come to failed Marge duplicate Oh and what about the guy with the Brooklyn accent who does every job in the town and changes his face multiple times those are all superior machine you're just not a draw anymore let's keep me waiting just need to get the old way driving this little guy rights mystery hey kid you look good with that cigarette remedies yes the writers call him Raphael thank you well contributed and in the Bobo episode they flash forward to the distant future where there's a set of Homer clones pulling a cart I mean there are a lot of sets in Springfield no make it - way to go bro Wiggins they all look the same same with the van mountains and we're not even mentioning Shelbyville which has like a bizarro version of every single person in Springfield it's like that's the control group for like this huge clone study right when this village is deathly allergic to bees get stung a bunch of times and dies they just sub him out for one of the Smithers that can get stung a bunch without any ill effects so Springfield is just a town or mentally unbalanced clothes is that is that what we're landing on yep so who won was anyone keeping score actually there's enough material in the show that you could pretty much contradict any argument we've just made it if you want it to even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff it's a zero zero zero zero tie what do we learn then why don't we even do this well there's no world in it's don't man what a great show I know so he like close your eyes and see the little bow-wow episode yeah like it really could you go all the way to the current seasons Wow okay hey everyone it's the end of the episode which means I finally get to eat this donut oh if you like that that was real please like subscribe please submit comments talk to us about how masturbating right in front of you whatever you want

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Id: 01D1cWaTvZc

Length: 13min 3sec (783 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 07 2016

Reddit Comments

[u/Azazel_fallenangel]

My just be my tastes, but that format seems so horrifically over-scripted. They seem to be trying really hard to make it sound like a conversation, but with terrible acting.

[u/dragon_fiesta]

I miss this show too.

[u/Renkie]

"I have a kid, he does not like being strangled... not even a little."