Workers Share Common Knowledge That Blows the Average Person's Mind

what's something that is common knowledge at your workplace that will be mind-blowing to the rest of us most private colleges especially those with high endowments and a considerable amount of prestige will send a list of each year's applicants to their communications development office they'll research the kids and their families and give them the rating based on the potential the kid has to add to the endowment basically an assessment of family wealth potential this is used more to distinguish between the multitude of wealthy kids who apply to such colleges if you're poor most schools see that as added diversity and will help your chances at acceptance for diversity rich wealth in between frick off i worked in a cardboard factory for a while taking huge rolls of paper and gluing baking them into cardboard sheets boxes etc that warm delicious smell that comes from your closed takeaway pizza as you drive home it's mostly not the pizza it's the sugar starch and animal fat in the cardboard and glue the cardboard factory smelled exactly like takeaway pizza which is to say if you heat up some cardboard you can trick your roommates into thinking you have pizza former prison guard here most inmates do not have access to weights more than two four times per month and only if they earned it with good behavior the going rate for cigarettes on the prison black market is one hundred dollars box if you are willing to go a few years without any friends and if you have about 100 months of expendable income depending on your crime you can go your entire sentence without being in a fight or joining a gang debatory happens in prison but it isn't nearly as common as it was 30 years ago inmates have an anonymous hotline they can call if they want to report a debatery and now there are cameras almost everywhere except for cells that's where most debit rate happens and there's not a lot prison guards can do to stop it 95 of what you see in prison tv shows or movies is creative thinking your first day in prison i do not recommend picking a fight with the biggest toughest looking guy in prison or fighting with the first person who's in butthole to you it won't make you look tough more likely you'll just go to seg for a few weeks before getting kicked out into a new unit where you'll have to do it all over again instead find out who is in charge of your race if you're white it'll probably be aryan brotherhood or pekka wood then either join up or ask how much it costs to be protected this is called paying rent you won't make any friends paying rent so plan on reading a lot if you don't have the money or the desire to be extorted you can join the gang i wouldn't recommend this unless you're going to be down for a long time you'll start out on the bottom of the prison gang hierarchy after an initial training period of working out you'll be asked to do hits on enemies of the gang the shot callers will tell you who and when you'll be attacking and you'll be expected to follow through but the problem with this is that you'll likely be given additional time on your sentence so if your goal is to get out of prison this isn't the recommended route plus you'll be required to get gang tattoos which will make it difficult to live normally after prison and are often accompanied with hep c hiv and tb it depends on the state but guards and the towers are carrying weapons with live ammunition prison guards tend to be rednecks with fairly good aim if you are going to kick someone's butt don't do it in the yard if you are perceived by a tower guard is putting someone in a position of substantial bodily harm or risk of life you will be killed perimeter towers are also armed with live ammunition if you are going to try to escape your best bet is tunneling out or stealing a guard uniform or impersonating a staff member etc over the fence will probably get you shot unless you have friends who have bribed the guard in the tower if you're in for anything connell you're gonna have a bad time tl dr don't go to prison it sucks wendy's actually cracks and cooks a fresh egg every time you order a breakfast sandwich and the chili does not come out of a can indeed the chili does not come from a can however as a former wendy's cook i can tell you that the meat and the chili comes from burgers on the grill that have been overcooked or broke apart while being cooked prepared when a urinary catheter is placed a tiny balloon is then filled inside the bladder so the catheter stays in place and doesn't slip out if a catheter is pulled out before the balloon is deflated it shreds the urethra and is a bloody mess don't ever pull out your catheter ever update another fun fact about catheters for men it is best for their dongs to become hard it makes placing the catheter a lot easier so if a nurse has ever said thank you while placing a catheter in your semi-erect dong you know why faints failing a student is absolute agony for most professors we will often look for any loophole we can find to let you pass the class because frankly having to tell you that you're failing is one of the worst things we will have to do for our job all year we think about you when we turn in our grades and we torture ourselves about it afterward unless your professor is truly truly and but whole when you fail a class you have legitimately failed that class ps grading papers takes a really long time coca-cola employee here fun fact that crisp sharp smell that coca-cola and diet coke give off strictly phosphoric acid when i worked at amc we don't clean the theaters after every movie we just sweep the popcorn under the seats try to pick up all the big trash and put all the armrests down cinemark is much more demanding every kernel of popcorn must be eliminated i worked at an optometrist's office for about two years and sold glasses we sold more high-end stuff but had basically everything what some people don't realize is that if your prescription is really strong you should shell out the extra money for the better lens material and maybe for that anti-reflective coating it will make a huge difference in clarity especially if you drive at night if you have a really low prescription frick it get the cheap lenses you won't notice also if you wear contacts freaking give your eyes a break every now and then if you wear them from the moment you wake up until right before you go to bed your eyesight will get way worse way faster you risk serious infection and you're kind of suffocating your eyes even if you have the kind that you can wear for 30 days straight you sure as heck better have at least one pair of crappy glasses you can wear if you ever tear a lens injure your eye or lose run out of contacts i swear i'm like the only person who takes my contacts off at night anymore healthcare worker if we have to phone a patient at home and someone else answers we are not allowed to identify where we are calling from or why so say we need to ring john q citizen and his wife answers then we can only say may i speak to john citizen please wife will ask who it is her name white will ask where are you from why do you need to speak to john i can't discuss that with you could you please put john on the phoneytc etc it causes so many issues we would love to just say i'm calling about his blood test but we are legally not allowed to do so i am not being obstructionist or rude please just suck it up and pass the phone over this makes perfect sense my preceptor gave an example that explains why hello miss x this is john from the so and so women's clinic calling with your pregnancy test results turns out that mr x answered the phone and that he had a vasectomy some years ago when you visit a single page of amazon.com or pretty much any large scale website no less than 30 computers put the page together we're talking servers that have sub millisecond round trip times between nodes when they reboot it takes an hour to refill the cash so all results from those machines are discarded until 99. nine percent of the results are instant at mcdonald's we have welfare day and child tax day marked on the calendars only brave souls are scheduled to work on those days the majority of japanese students have no free time they go to school for marathon training at 6 a.m have school from 8 4 club activities from 4 6 and night class from 7 8 nine if you ask them what their hobbies are they can't answer because they have no time for hobbies however they are in general no smarter than students in the us i say this lovingly at outback steakhouse they will prepare your food however the frick you want they'll put your sirloin in a blender if you want get creative think ob owes me a gift card or something for all this free advertising i just gave them i work retail more specifically women's clothing while it should be obvious i don't think many people think about it however those cute bathing suits you women like to try one have probably touched no less than 20 other [ __ ] before being purchased they come in with sanitary stickers on them there are signs saying to leave your panties on under them but from what i've seen few women follow either of those rules i've had to defect out plenty of swim bottoms that have stains on them heck even the tops are unsafe i leave my underwear on sickest i work minimum wage i see you steal things i don't care and will never stop you because this job is easily replaceable and i don't see a penny in the profits of the store if you live in a state where there are maya stores michigan illinois ohio kentucky indiana your prescriptions for antibiotics are free no questions asked very helpful for sick people without insurance virtually all of the forests you hike in camp in hunt in and ride your bike through were once either farmland or pasture or logged at some point in time 99 of the forest land east of the mississippi in the u.s and in europe were all once cut down and almost none of the original old-growth forests remain in the state they were before man cultivated the land notable exceptions are high mountain top forests steep ravines and specially conserved tracts of land held privately by concerned landowners many hardwood forests in the u.s were cut down between 1750 and 1900 and are in the process of secondary succession whereby new pioneer species take over and a new forest slowly matures these secondary forests aren't always of the same species as the ones that existed before being cut down many of the pine oak forests of new england have been replaced by birch maple forests and both the american chestnut and american elm species which once comprised some of the most massive and beautiful trees and made up up to 60 of forest stands down the appalachian mountains have been killed off by introduced diseases from europe i should have stated that i'm a forester and do most of my work out in the woods and occasionally in front of a couple computer screens making maps using gis software there are only 500 music composers in the world that actually make a living from composing four games films media for scale there are at least 11 000 wannabe composers in l.a alone trying to make it last year i studied a module on audio for visual media as part of my degree my lecturer straight up told us the way to get into the job market of film composition is produce a demo tape then travel to hollywood or wherever and hang around the right bars until you happen to bump into one of the high up film directors then give them a copy of your tape and hope i work reception and get a lot of automated telemarketing calls throughout the day if you press nine during an automated call this will usually automatically put you on their do not call list and end the call immediately way more effective than just hanging up as it prevents future callbacks figuring this out has cut my call volume down drastically airbus already have their production line planned for decades ahead and have no intention of becoming any environmentally friendly at all they will however try their hardest without spending too much money to appear environmentally friendly throw away and i won't log in again godspeed good sir all keys to chevy police cars are the same key unless the department has a custom key made which they never do get one key and you have them all this improves my post apocalyptic fantasies immensely i've run a valet company for years we don't look through your things we probably know more about your car than you do as long as there are no after stock additions then please tell us we don't take the car off the lot most of the people that have worked for me have degrees there was a point when i was the only guy on my staff without a masters and the nicer the car is the less we drive it a tl dr ferris bueller ruined the public's notions about valids you can't fool me it could get wrecked stolen scratched breathed on wrong a pigeon could crap on it a dairy queen in canada at least we make all our novelties in store i can't believe how many people are surprised when i tell them that if you read to your kids they will learn to read if you don't they will have a vocabulary shortfall from which they will never recover fifty percent of patients inside wards aren't crazy they are just healthy people with crappy lives you still have to diagnose them with a disorder even if they are not crazy or insurance medicaid won't pay also there is a huge downtick in psych admissions by people with chronic mental illness over the holidays this is because families feel the christmas spirit and temporarily let them back into their lives after the holidays it's busy as families dump them back on the state that legislators celebrities high-ranking government officials and anyone else that can make trouble for the credit industry have a special section in the credit bureaus that keep them in high scores even if they are high risk but it ain't me it ain't me i ain't no fortunate one no in 18 years of working in restaurants i've never seen anybody spit in anyone's food douchebag customers might get their ticket pushed to the back of the line or one of the smaller end pieces of steak but we don't violate health regulations if it can be helped if you're upset that you're two weeks out of warranty and your ex has broken ask to speak to a supervisor and tell them you've been a loyal customer you just want someone to make your day because you're low on cash at the moment where i work will not penalize for giving people warranty exemptions we just save them for when people don't demand to speak to god like an entitled butt clown on youtube network owners with content id access have the scary powerful ability to remove any videos that match content in their own library with a single click without filing a dmca claim what's worse is this system isn't checked by anyone or verified by timestamps meaning i could download your month's old video re-upload as my own and have yours removed and you couldn't do anything about it yt partner network owner healthcare iq nurse sometimes having a patient die is the best thing to brighten my day seriously if you have been keeping mom or grandma alive for 2-12 weeks after she should have biologically died and she finally gets to die i'm genuinely happy i don't have to torture someone to soothe your conscience anymore if you'd put your pet down in this situation it might just be time to let your more valuable human relative go cannot upvote this enough my grandmother was an iq and was taken home because two of my family are nurses and thought they could take better care of her and when i visited her in the hospital the only thing she'd say repeatedly was i want to go to heaven if they're in pain and want to die stop being freaking selfish and let them die hotels have to keep what's called rate parity across all travel websites if they list a room on one website for 199.99 a night and 199.98 on another they risk being fined fifty dollars for every occurrence this is why every website can claim they have the lowest prices because it's supposed to be the same across all sites most hotels update their online inventory friday afternoon and monday mornings you're most likely to find an error then if you're living with family or just generally need to hide your private life concerns you can make appointments with planned parenthood online and you have the option to choose that if someone other than yourself answers the phone they will say that corey is calling for you as opposed to the doctor's office or planned parenthood not sure if my wording is right here doctors and nurses in hospitals make mistakes all the time they work crazy hours have too much to do and small errors can change someone's life i don't even blame them the conditions make it impossible a up a boy i went to theater school with got hit by a car when he was about 11 the nurse had been on the clock for like 12 hours already and she read the request for 4.5 cc of morphine as 45 cc luckily the mistake was caught right away so instead of dying the kid just spent six months in a coma in the year after waking up in a wheelchair he never could sing after that either i work at a tea store and let me tell you we are not doctors i can't give you teas that will make you get an erection cure your son's cancer yes i've had someone ask that or act as a morphine equivalent painkiller it's crazy what people think what is essentially hot water can fix to be honest most wellness teas don't do anything whatsoever i said this below but most teas for sale at t stores won't do anything shockingly noticeable unless you drink liters and liters of it you can mix up a batch of weird crap at home that might do something super weird as chick-fil-a we accept any other restaurants fast food coupons say you have a coupon for a free sandwich at mcdonald's we would accept that and give you a free one also if you were to get up to the drive-through and realize you had left your money elsewhere we usually will comp your meal and tell you to pay it back next time of course this is if the meal is in moderation and not a huge freaking order i will try to find out if the policy is just our store or everywhere i have been with the company for about six years now so it is very possible it has changed also we do accept chick-fil-a coupons that have expired no matter what and ones from other chick-fil-as usually i don't even look at the expiration date because of this reason asked my boss about the other store's coupons it is per store if the owner wants to he said he would have no problem with it since no one really knows about it if you all have any more questions about chick-fil-a i would love to answer them the coupon thing honestly sounds like an attempt at making me look like an absolute idiot slides burger king coupons across the counter sir this is chick-fil-a but but this guy andrew did it i worked at a fast food restaurant with a drive-through when you pull up to the speaker box and tell us to hold on a second we are still listening we hear your conversations you're singing in the car and your awkward fights with your children in the back seat there are four people with headsets on listening to you the best part is we can hear you and you can't hear us mad amounts of crap are talked as we cordially wait for you to make up your mind a lot probably most research in the physical sciences isn't conducted on awesome super computers usually it'll be your standard dell type office desktop however we have to keep around some old unix workstations god i hate solaris just so we can run programs from the 70s that no one has enough time or slaves grad students to pour the code to something modern like windows 3.1 seriously i was going through the code once for shoots and giggles and came across instructions on how to run it on vax it drives me crazy at work technology companies don't give a freak at all about your privacy they regularly steal take data and use it for internal analytics the only part of privacy security that they care about is what you see facebook this isn't to blame them but it's true has convinced everyone that taking and using users data is totally kosher be aware there is a great diversity of opinion on this and that is fine the company i work for is a small startup about 45 people our ceo and marketing guys just want user data and don't care about anything else this isn't to say that the data we keep is enormously sensitive purchasing patterns and things are that type but nowhere do we inform the user that we're gathering their data we also collect user emails for a specific purpose sending receipts but i have seen these used to send unsolicited spam it is not true that all companies do this i think apple has the strongest record of the big companies in protecting privacy but it seems very common among small companies and especially startups these guys are desperate to make it rich and do not always have great respect for their customers they very often take the view that their investors or really their next investors are their real customers the point was made about facebook if you're not paying you're not the customer you're probably the product i think the key thing is letting people know that you're collecting and using their data in a straightforward plain english way almost no one does this when it comes to security i stand by what i first wrote it is almost always only after a huge security leak see linkedin or google wallet for recent examples occurs that a company will start to impose strict security all those apps you download that have any of your data some dude wrote that and very likely did spent an extra month making it safe i work at a food bank despite lots of people thinking a food bank's primary responsibility is to give food directly to hungry people food banks are actually typically distributors and hubs wear agencies such as soup kitchens pantries churches etc pick up food to give directly to people in need yes some food banks like mine do have programs that give food directly to people but overall the main goal of a food bank is bringing in and storing food to distribute to other groups and organizations also our food purchasing power is almost 10 times the average consumer so while giving canned food makes a lot of people feel better than a monetary donation we really are able to buy so much more food with the same amount of money someone may have spent going to the grocery store to buy us canned food if you spend a bunch of money to get your computer fixed and then a week later there is a new issue 99 of the time it's your own fault no we didn't put some magic voodoo spell on your computer to keep you spending money fixing the dang thing it's that 250 plus gb of media you insist on downloading from random places on the internet almost every issue on a computer boils down to user error also if you come in and ask us you won't look at my files will you the first thing we do when you leave is to find exactly what you're worried about us finding teacher here despite our best efforts we are not your children's parents many times students come to our rooms with a complete lack of manners usually those students learn less because they feel the classroom is just like home if you are a relaxed parent then your kid will think that misbehaviors are also okay in school please teach your children to be well behaved it will help us all my wife just did a stint at a daycare with a bunch of misbehaved heathen children from broken white trash homes she was miserable because these kids were so awful or acted out home frustrations in class thank you for this hopefully it can sink into someone practically every mentally handicapped person has a viral std hep herpes hpv or aids it's depressing but ninety percent of people with developmental disabilities mentally [ __ ] will be physically shamed and abused in their life the company i work for has about 80 residents to my knowledge every female resident we have has been physically shamed and abused the two worst cases i've heard of thus far was one was locked in her room and repetitively beaten and violated by various family members her face is permanently disfigured from the beatings the other cases one was basically pimped out by her own mother until apps took her away she came here with a ton of stees you name it she had it if you are new to the channel you can subscribe i publish new videos every day until then check another video [Music] bye for now

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Id: WehUunzXp6w

Length: 26min 13sec (1573 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 09 2020