(Damien laughs) - [Crotchney] Oh, my God. (laughs) - It's like the Red Bull is kicking in, but I can't do it. So it's like putting awesome nitrous in a car with no wheels. (group laughs) But just like, but just like sparking out the back. (Shayne yelling) (happy music plays) - Welcome to yet another video on YouTube. You found it. Today, we are playing the best game. (Sarah laughs) If you don't know us, you're about to get to know us real well. I have blue mouth. First thing you should know about me. (Sarah laughs) 'Cause I can't stop eating candy. - Oh, it's bad. - Stop, I have a toothbrush in my pocket. - Why didn't you use it? - Because I'm not done with the lollipop. (Spencer laughs) If you don't know us very well, you will love us, I promise. Subscribe now 'cause you won't regret it. We are playing Role Models which is a really fun Jackbox Game that we played once when we were all, like, in our own homes video chatting. So we finally get to play it together all in person. - We get to stereotype the hell out of each other. - Yes. - But you know it's not just about what you think, it's about what you think
think people think think. - Yeah. It's like, if you're a character in a superhero movie, which superhero you think they would be. And if you're right, and
everybody votes correctly... - Then we win. - This is my first time playing and that didn't help at all. (group laughs) - Okay, Noah, basically, just copy everything I say. - Okay. - All right, I'm pressing everybody's in. (indistinct) - Oh, Spenser's here. - Oh, (beep). (group laughs) - Don't you wanna grow. - [Narrator] We've spent years searching for the genetic magic that makes each and every human a truly unique individual. But, that was hard. So, we found a shortcut. We theorized every friend group has some version of the smart one, the popular one, the troubled loner. - All three are me. - Listen guys, I'm sensitive. Am I gonna, like, feel bad later? - No.
- Probably not, maybe. I don't really care. - Okay. - All right, so everyone's gonna vote on a category that we wanna go into. - Harry Potter. - I like Harry Potter. - I think Harry Potter's good. - Harry Potter. - And, Harry Potter it is. (group cheering) - Cedric Diggory. - Sarah's watched one of them, and she watched number 6. (Sarah laughs) - Yo.
- I mean, you're not far off. - I love this! - This is great. - It's great. - Guys, just so you know, my quiz actually said I'm a Slytherin. (Crotchney laughs) - Yeah. That's bull (beep). We've talked about it before. - Just so you know. - Everyone put Sarah in Hufflepuff just to piss her off. - Hell no. - Sarah, you are an Hupplepuff. - She doesn't know what it is. - This is easy, actually. - Damien wants to be Gryffindor, but ... - I don't want to be Gryffindor at all. I'm not one of them, no. - Wow, this looks like the abs of an amoeba. - All right, I ninety-nined on of mine. - Sarah, who do you think you are? - Oh, I've crossed the 99. - Sarah, why do you think you're not a Hufflepuff? What do you think you are? - I could be, like, Hufflepuff presenting, Slytherin on the inside type of thing. - Yeah. - No, I think that's just Slytherin. (Crotchney laughs) - See, it's still on-brand. (indistinct) - There was one I was sure of. - I really am interested
on who the Death Eater is. - Oh, I know who the Death Eater is. - Oh, you're looking at me? - Yeah. - I'm not the Death Eater. - Yeah, you are the Death Eater. Harry Potter was a Gryffindor. I don't think he's a Death Eater (group cheering) - Yeah. - Wow. - Wow, but I mean thank you. But I'm a Ravenclaw through and through. Yeah, but I can only choose one. - Oh, that's the one you're always talking about. Sorry, I knew you won't
set a house for a lot. - You're seeing some weird name. - My moon is in Gryffindor, but I'm a Ravenclaw rising. - Oh, here we go. (group cheering)
- Oh, Crotchney. - That makes a lot of sense. - Wow. My rating's are messed up. - I think that makes a lot of sense. - I don't think so. - Just agree.
- Aren't Hufflepuffs yellow? So, I just went with yellow. - Hell, yeah. - There she is. Quiet. - I told you guys, I'm also your snake. - Ah. - Yeah. (group cheering)
- There it is. - Wow. - I'll suck you out. - Do you agree? (Crotchney laughs) - I didn't get a single one of them right. - I'm going to suck you. - Oh. Spencer's ... - Also a muggle. - I thought I was the muggle. (Sarah laughs)
- I voted for myself. - I voted for myself. - I thought Noah was the Death Eater. - That's the most muggle thing he could have ever done. - Oh. So there's the new thing, Noah. You have to answer to try your best to get that result. - Okay. - Or in a way. We get to decide who's
closest to the result. - Do I have to do this
physically in real life? - No.
- [Damien] Yes. Do the least impressive
magic trick right now. - Oh, perform.
- Okay. - All right, let's play
rock-paper-scissors. I bet you that I can win. - Okay, good.
- All right, great. Rock-paper-scissors, shoot. - Oh, damned.
(group laughs) - That wasn't very impressive, dawg. That wasn't very impressive. - All right. Shayne, oh, you're just gonna give it to him? Shayne doesn't have to perform? - Spencer, think of a number. - Okay, I have it. - What? Stop thinking about beef, dude. (group laughs) - That was a good one.
- You got me. - So I'd say Noah probably for me did the least impressive.
- Yeah. I think Noah for me. - No one asked your opinion. - [Narrator] Another tie, seriously? (group laughs) - Is this a double tie? - It's still tied. - Wow. Noah, you're the muggle. - Okay. - Congrats on being a person, dude. (group laughs) - Yeah, at least I'm something. - Ravenclaw. - Thanks for voting. Half of you voted me for Ravenclaw, so thank you. - I don't really know. - See, Shayne's clearly Gryffindor. He'd run into danger and punch it. - No. I feel silly 'cause you have made it very clear that you were Ravenclaw. - I like puzzles. - It's okay. It's whatever. It's fine. - So we establishing that
you're whatever house you wanna be. - Yeah. - Well, that's the beauty
of the story in hand. - Damn, Noah, you're winning hard. - Dude, that's right. - You've got all those. - I should've ninety-nined them. - I never actually read a full book. - Oh, they're really fun.
- In general? - No, I've read books before. (Sarah laughs) - Oh, you should give them a shot. - Disney or Game of Thrones for me. - Oh. Disney - Disney princesses. Disney princesses. (Sarah laughs) - Oh, this is tough. - Oh. - Gamora or... Okay. - She is a Disney princess. - Who's Gamora? - Oh, okay. Gamora's the green lady. - In Avengers. - From the Guardians of the Galaxy. - From the Guardians of the Galaxy. (Sarah laughs) - Where's Leia? - Yeah. This is really difficult. - Yeah. And I need more time. I'm just gonna pick people who I see their faces on the princess and it makes me... - All right. I think I
actually nailed this. - I've only got 4 seconds
left, dude. Three. (indistinct)
- Mine are less than nothing. (indistinct) - Now we're going to find out. - Just ignore them. - Snow White. - Snow White. (group cheering)
- Noah. - You would stumble into a house that belongs to other people and fall asleep on their bed? - Oh, you know what?
It was sleeping beauty. - I hope so. (indistinct) - Disney likes bookworm.
- Cause he eats so many books. - And would totally marry a lion. - Elsa, that's me, dawg. - That is absolutely Damien. (group cheering) - That's me. Easy. I would love to know why y'all said I'm... (Crotchney sings) ♪ - The coward doesn't wanna be touched. ♪ ♪ Doesn't wanna be touched. ♪ (Sarah laughs) - And I let things go. - Spenser. - Hi, yes. - You have a cat.
- A what? - Totally. No, Sarah would have a giant cat. And then Shayne is Gamora. - Aww. That's really sweet. - That was the only one... - I think Sarah's definitely Gamora. - [Narrator] Everyone vote on which role should go to our mysterious test subject. - Wow. - Atlantis, the lost empire. - I just watched that. I literally just watched that last week.
- I've never seen it. - All the women in Atlantis are so hot. I think Ariel because she want to try things and you like to go to brunch. - And then you've also got 20 thing in the blurbs. - I do have lots of little things now. Think of my blurbs, I've got 20. I think if you watched Atlantis... - Dude, who cares. - I'm saying Princess of Atlantis 'cause it's really good but people just don't give a (beep). (group laughs) - Opposing traits detected. Oh, Shayne and Noah. - Oh, you guys are so different. - And foolish. - Yeah, muggles are stupid. (indistinct). - Hi, you second dump ass. - Sorry you weren't born into magic. - You're the caretaker of a haunted hotel. You're snowed in. How do you spend your time? - Damien, do you believe in ghosts? - Not in the traditional way of like... (Damien howling) Well, my family has ghost stories that I was not there for that they've experienced. (group laughs) - That is smart. That is smart. (Shayne laughs) - It's what I do. - I mean, that would get
the ghost to go (beep). - [Damien] That's not smart. - Shayne, you took it.
- Weird. No. - That's not a smart
thing to do in a hotel. Actually yeah.
- Very smart. Very smart. - Grumpy. I'm grumpy. How did I know that? I called that like a minute ago. That they would call me grumpy. - Do you know the Slytheness? - Yes. It's a snake and you're green. (group laughs) - Oh, man. - It seemed a little bit more like a Hupplepuff. - Sounds like GEICO insurance to me. (Sarah laughs) - The greatest feet a Hupplepuff ever achieved was getting killed by Voldemort. - He did that. (group laughs) - You're after Cedric like that? - Cedric did the most by dying. - Hey dude, he brought awareness. He raised awareness. - Every Hupplepuff, he's like, "I baked cinnamon rolls and only burned three of them." - You know this are all made up. - Grumpy. Grumpy. Grumpy. Grumpy. (group laughs) - Oh, you're been really grumpy right now. (indistinct) - Okay Hupplepuff. (indistinct) - Sounds like very a
Slytherin thing to be. - Yeah. Sure does. - [Narrator] Makes sense to me. - It makes sense. It's the grumpy for me. - It's the grumpy for me - [Narrator] Allow me to present your final roles determined by everything your fellow Guinea Pigs said about you. - I don't feel comfortable by that weird face thing. - Spenser's an evil confident mega-diva. - Oh, my gosh. Very goofy brave dreamer. (group laughs) I'm a very goofy brave dreamer. - Super smart artistic bookworm. - Wow. - Oh, my gosh - Barely goofy loyal sidekick. (group laughs) - Barely goofy. - Barely clumsy not so
friendly animal lover. - It's a pretty accurate one. That one. - Super moody not so quiet schemer. - Wow. (group cheering) - Generally, it just smells bad. (group laughs). - (beep) I've been roasted by the game. - Yeah, dude.
- Yeah, amazing. - Can we play again? - Yeah. Let's play again. - We can try. Well, you can feed mouth. - Feed the mouth. Feed
the mouth. Feed the mouth. I like novelty t-shirts. - I already voted for bay hub. (Crotchney laughs) - Yeah. Deadly sins. - I like deadly sins as well. - Deadly sins. - Deadly sins. Seven deadly sins. - The frasier is a deadly sin. - That's the part of Scott program. - [Narrator] Which of
the deadly sins are you? - So I've never read the Bible. (group laughs) - This Old Testament (beep) bro. - This isn't from the Bible, dude. I think it's a Harry Potter thing. (Noah laughs) - Yeah, there's seven of them. Crotchney says horny all the time so I put her for lust. - It's okay. - It's all right. - Gimmie that squizzly gluttony... (group cheering) - I have vivid numbers
that have been saying, "I'm a glutton." So... - [Narrator] And you're 99% yet. - Pride. We got it. - Pride. Oh. - Wow. What?
- Shayne. - What? - Let's go. - Spencer. (group cheering) - Sleeper tummy man. - I immediately imagined you and you're like snuggy.
- Two naps a day. - Yeah. Lust. Crotchney. - It's Crotchney 'cause she's always like, " I'm horny." - Yeah. Horny. I was literally eating a lollipop earlier. - Look at you photo. - It doesn't get any longer than that. (Sarah laughs)
- Look at my photo. - I put Sarah. - What? I put Shayne for wrath 'cause he's always
screaming about something. - Yeah. (indistinct) - Guys, you don't wanna see me yell. - Spencer killing it. You're killing it. - Oh, my God. - Oh, messy. - Messy. - I love mess. - How would fashion magazines describe your current outfit? (indistinct) - It's kinda awesome though 'cause I can hear your shirt. I can him singing. (indistinct) - I've got a Funko Pop of that and it was gifted to me by Noah. - Oh, yes. Yes. - Yes. I still have it. - Michigan (beep). (group laughs) - Is that (beep). - What the (beep) is that? - His name is Michigan J Frog. (Shayne laughs). - On your shirt? - That's his name. - I didn't even know his name. I just love it.
- Oh, my God. - I think that's great. - What could conference call even mean? - Oh, classic hip hop. - What about jeopardy? - Let's try jeopardy
clap the bar readings. - Potent potables. - Potent potables. - Potpourri - World geography. - I found what potpourri
is from The Grinch. - What's potent potables? - Like milk. (Sarah laughs)
- What? (group laughs) - Shakespear is Damien. (group cheering) Why don't you think it was me? - Because you're a theaternia. - Hamlet. - Okay.
- That's the win dude. - Really? - Shania. - What does that mean? - You only use four letter
words. It's a thing. - Why is that me?
- "Cause you are stupid. - Enterprise. - Why me? (group laughs) - Four words. - It's better. - Potent potables. Like milk. - Your whole life. - That's quarterly, what? - Me? - Nice. I said Noah. - Noah. Oh, I see that. - Oh, my God. You guys shouldn't... - You got an app and stuff? - You got an app and stuff. - Oh, that's sweet. - You have that phone that you always use. (group laughs) - I put Noah for this. - Me, I smell nice. I smell like good flowers. - Stupid answers. - I think I know. - I think I know too. - Wow. (indistinct) (group laughs) - Sorry. - I don't even know what that means. Are you good at giving... - I didn't make it to
the jeopardy category. (Sarah laughs) - [Narrator] There's our lineup. - Hey (beep) here it is. Here it is.
- Go to hell. - I'm gonna win this one, I think , again. - Does win signify anything? - It means you're good at stereotyping your friends. - It just means like you're judging... - Everyone's sharing themselves in a way. - Oh. So (beep) (beep) implying that the Wall Street doesn't- (indistinct) - You really are a
square party dude, Noah. - Thank you. - Do you know what I mean? - I like triangles. - Oh, what the first thing you do? (Sarah laughs) - If you win 10 grand what do you do with it first? - Oh, me? - And you can't say buy 1,000 more wishes. (Sarah laughs) - Invest. - Yeah. You can't wish
for money with money. - You're (beep) drunk. (Sarah laughs) - I'm like, "Did you
guys drink without me." - Technically if you investing correctly it is kind of like making more money out of that money. - It's free money. - Wow Mr. Privilege. - Yeah. - 1%. - [Shayne] Yeah. - 1%. - Yeah. (Crotchney laughs)
- What the (beep). - Send me home. (Shayne laughs) - We're not well. (Crotchney laughs) - You can always tell which videos we shoot at the end of the week. (Damien laughs) - [Crotchney] Oh, my God - It's like the Red Bull's kicking in but I can't do it. So it's like putting awesome nitrous in a car with no wheels. (group laughs) But just like, but just like sparking out the back. (Shayne yelling) - My guess is so perfect. - So you go maximum? - Oh. - Oh, I need to make a 401k.
- Damn, you're bold. - I've been working for sponsors for three years and I didn't do it. - All right. Jack in the box. It's two for a dollar. It's really two for 129. - Noah, have you seen the mini tacos dude? - Damien likes those mini tacos. - No. They're terrible but I like them. - I'm like, "You know what? You managed a perfect answer that is both of those." - Yeah, he really is both. Crotchney was right.
- That's what I would do. - Oh, am I supposed to vote for myself? (Crotchney laughs) That's why we were stuck there. - We're the same. - Pride and Shakespear. - [Narrator] You guys are like twins. - (beep) off. (group cheering) - Oh, I got disconnected. - A yummy attention. - Refresh. Refresh. - Hold on. It is refreshing. - [Narrator] Answer the
prompt on your devices and we'll settle this once and for all. - Damien has mini tacos
from Jack in the box. (Spenser laughs) - Hey mini tacos. - Oh, yeah, - Yes or no? (Shayne laughs) (Damien laughs). - Dude, I think the world could use a little laugh right now. (Sarah laughs) - [Narrator] There you have it. - Cock chauffeur, more than four letters Sarah you bastard. (group laughs) Silly penis, "the show-off" Jackson. (group laughs) - Oh, my God. (indistinct) - That'd be my nickname. - Michigan J (beep) and
silly penis Jackson. (group laughs) - Silly penis and show off Jackson. - They're fixing up in their final match. (group cheering) - Wow. Congrats - They really do like me way better. - Congrats. - You didn't impress with chauffeur. - Chauffer. - Chauffer. You spelled Jeffrey Charlson wrong. (Shayne laughs) - Chauffer. - Noah, not very violent, angry mega. - Not very show-off, arrogant vulgarian. (group laughs) - Extremely violent hungry wannabe slob. - Sexy curious know-it-all. - My grave stone. - Greedy wealthy fool. - Did I win? - Extremely gross, lazy, hot mess.
- Piece of (beep). (group cheering)
- Yes, Spencer. - Spencer, I don't think you won like the game said you did bro. - What the hell?
- It just says beta. It's just like beta? (Shayne laughs) - Damn, the second time I was playing just (beep) roasted us all. - Yeah. That was rough. - This is really awful.
- What was mine? - Guys, I don't want to play anymore. - [Sarah] Damien, why don't you do that? - Hey, everybody. (group laughs) Thank you so much for watching this cinematic moment in the history called Role Models starring smushkis. (Shayne yelling) We know each other better. And maybe if you've paid attention, you've learned a little
bit about something else about us too. (Sarah laughs) If you are not done watching us why don't you check
out those other videos. They're up on the screen. It's so easy to click on them. And also, hey, subscribe
if you haven't yet. We appreciate you. There's much in the store
and Noah's here too. - I'm on a couch next
to my friend, Damien. - He is not very violent,
angry mega party dude. - Yes. (group laughs)
- [Crotchney] Bye.
