- Hi, good to see you again. Take some time for you today. - All right, my- - Don't! Don't do it! Don't take time for yourself today. Don't listen to him. - There's no time. You must take time for yourself. There's no time to explain. - Don't listen to him. Don't take time for yourself. You know you can't do it. - Listen to me. Listen, they know we're here. We don't have much time. Take it for yourself. - Hey, who're you talking to? (everyone laughs) (dramatic music plays) - Hey, how's it going? Welcome to another episode of "Board AF" where today we'll be playing
a game called Hot Seat where we'll take turns getting
to know each other better and better and better. Hot Seat is a card game that reveals what others think of you. The players in the hot seat draw a card. Everyone including the player in the hot seat writes an
answer to the card in play on their answer pad from the
perspective of the player in the hot seat. I mean, let me kick it
off with something fresh. - Yeah, what'd you got? - What'd you got, Ify? - What animal would I choose if I could transform into one for a day? - Oh. - I will take this time to
write down the real answer. - I also took the time to
write down the real answer. - I think I've got this one. - I think I've got this one. - I think mine is exactly what Ify wrote. - I think mine is actually
exactly what Shayne wrote, therefore we're both correct. - Right. - Let me reiterate the question. What animal would I choose if I could transform into one for a day? Ass eater, sorry an ant
eater that eats ass. (Courtney laughs) - What do you think
about that one, Shayne? (Shayne laughs) You're gonna vote for that one. (everyone laughs) - A tiger. - Oh, I almost wrote tiger. Oh. (Kimmy laughs) - Tiger, bitch! A wolf and a stallion. The two tigers are not correct. So, they cancel out, and they are not. - We're not correct though. - Did you see mine? - No, but Courtney
admitted to not doing it, and Shayne wrote the stupid one, and I wrote the other tiger. - Okay! - So the answers you can
choose is an ass eater, sorry, an anteater that eats ass, wolf, or a stallion. - I think wolf. I think it's a surprise one that I wouldn't have guessed normally, but I think it's wolf. - Stallion. - Oh yeah, it's that way, my bad. - No, you're good. - You've given me a wonderful answer because I was worried that you wrote wolf and therefore you wouldn't guess wolf, so therefore it's a stallion, Ify. - Then I'll guess whatever Damien. (everyone laughs) - The answer is... - [Kimmy] Tiger, bitch. - Stallion, not! Wolf! (everyone laughs) You get two points for
guessing the correct answer. You get one point if a player
guesses your wrong answer. - I wrote stallion. - Yeah, it was yeah, I did a reference to- - The TikTok. - Got it. - Stallion, no! (everyone laughs) - Then why would you guess wolf? - 'Cause wolf was what he wrote. I wrote stallion. - Oh. - By process of elimination. - Oh, I should've done
the other thing then. I did the dumb thing. - I should have had my own thoughts. - I should've just had any thought. - Don't even worry about
it 'cause it's Kimmy's turn and everybody here knows Kimmy even more. It's gonna be fine. - Yeah, let's see. Let's frickin' see. My friends give me a nickname that starts with the letter B. What is it? (Kimmy laughs) What is it? What is it, guys? - Here ya go. - Let me shuffle this up. All right, what have people written? Beans, what the (beep)? (everyone laughs) Bean! - Beans, what the (beep). - Binch. - Bench? - Binch. Like finch but with a B. - Oh, binch. - I was just adding some oomf to it. - Binch! - Binch! - Bitch. - [Courtney] Nice, okay. - Beautiful bitch. - [Courtney] Wow. - Bubbles! - Aw! - Boop! (Kimmy laughs) - I'm gonna vote, I'm gonna vote boop. - Boop. - I'm gonna vote bubbles. - I think it's boop. - I'm voting bubbles as well. - Well, I'm a big fan of alliteration, so the answer is beautiful bitch. - Oh! None of us got it. - I wrote boop. - Boop! - I wrote bubbles! (everyone laughs) Okay. - All right, what is it? - If I had a personal robot, which task would I have
them perform the most? If I had a personal robot, which task would I have
them perform the most? I'm already ashamed of you. (everyone laughs) I don't even have to read it. Wipe. (Courtney laughs) - Mobile bathroom. It comes to me! Twitch Cutdowns. Www.Twitch.TV/, I'm gonna change it to Damien Hass. - Oh, oh dang. - It was clever bones. - Oh, that ain't your Twitch anymore? (everyone laughs) - No, it's /DamienHass. Clean the litter box. Back massage. - I'm gonna go with portable toilet. - Great. - I think a portable toilet. - Great. - I'm gonna go with litter cleanser. - I'm gonna say back massager, which exists so. - That's really interesting
because it's back massage. Because I've been exercising a lot lately, and I always get this
little knot back here, and I can't reach it, and I don't wanna ask my roommate. - What is something I
hope to never become? (Courtney laughs) That's intense. - That went dark really fast. - Something I hope to never become. (Damien wheezes) - This little piggy went to the market. This little piggy stayed home. This little piggy ate roast beef. This little piggy had none. This little piggy went wee
wee wee all the way home. - I hate being tickled, oh my god. (everyone laughs) - What do I hope to never become? Forgotten. - Oh. - A Reddit commenter. (everyone laughs) Close minded. An ass. The guy sitting in the signing hall at the darkest corner of the convention that was to rely on the good old days because live alienated my
friends by being an asshole and letting fame get to my head. - Who wrote that? Who wrote that? Who wrote that? - My goodness. - Was that Shayne? (everyone laughs) Was that Shayne who wrote that? - I think I heard that it was Shayne. - As real as that one is, I think- - But I think he might've wrote it. (everyone laughs) I think we should all band
together and pick that one. - I think I wrote that. - I'm voting close minded. - Close minded. - Close minded is obviously the thing- (everyone laughs) - I'm also gonna say close minded. - It is close minded. - Wow! Part of me thought the long one was Shayne because, like, I was like, oh, he's pretending he's
reading it like that. My card says if I could be anybody's twin, who would I choose? - All right. Ronda Rousey. Cameron Diaz. Ariana Grande AKA Ariana Large. Olivia Newton-John. Doja Cat. - Ify, what do you think? - Well, you see, there's a
lot of good people on there. There was Ronda Rousey. She's great. Rowdy Rousey in the WWE. But one thing that I think
about is Cameron Diaz. That's a good one. She went to Long Beach Poly at
the same time as Snoop Dogg. They were classmates. - Oh! - They have the same energy. - It's gonna have to
be Cameron Diaz for me. - I think any of them would be awesome. But I feel like for you,
maybe Olivia Newton-John. I think that that's that "Grease" love. - I feel like Olivia Newton-John
is the obvious answer, therefore someone wrote
it who knows you well. Therefore I'm going to go Doja Cat. - I'm gonna say Doja Cat. - I almost wrote Doja Cat. - Damn it. - What I did write was Cameron Diaz. - [Kimmy] Oh, Cameron Diaz! - There's something about Courtney. Like "There's Something About Mary." - But I did write Olivia Newton-John. - [Kimmy] That's a good one. - I knew it. I knew somebody here had to. - I wrote Doja Cat. - Dude, if I could look
like Doja Cat I would. - Why not? - Yeah. I want you to tell me
what would I call the moon if I was in charge of renaming it? I want you to- - [Damien] The what? - [Courtney] The moon. - The moon. - Hi, audience, good to see you. Everyone else is writing stuff right now, but I'd love for us to have
a moment to just say hello and your jaw's probably
clenched right now. Just have a good day. - What would I call the moon if I was in charge of renaming it? Number one, sky ass. - Nice. - Number two, big white ass. - Oh my God. - Number three, coochie land. Number four, mama milky. (everyone laughs) Number five, sky ball. - Nice. - I don't know. I don't know. I guess I like mama milky. Just go with that. - Mama milky! - I'm gonna do sky ball. - Sky ball. - I'm gonna go with mama milky. - Mama milky! - I think it's sky ball too. - The answer was coochie land. - Who did sky ball? - I did sky ball. - I did sky ass and I thought
everyone would guess it. I thought I was so smart. - I did mama milky. - Damn it! (everyone laughs) (Shayne yells) - All right, y'all mine is my blank, and this is what y'all are gonna fill in, my blank is bigger than
everyone else's in the room. My blank is bigger than
everyone else's in the room. - [Damien] That's the one. Good luck. Good luck. - [Kimmy] Good luck. - [Courtney] Coochie land. - All right, my coochie land. - Hi, good to see you again. Take some time for you today. - All right, my- - Don't! Don't do it! Don't take time for yourself today. Don't listen to him. - There's no time. You must take time for yourself. There's no time to explain. - Don't listen to him. Don't take time for yourself. You know you can't do it. - Listen to me. Listen, they know we're here. We don't have much time. Take it for yourself. - Hey, who're you talking to? (everyone laughs) - Psycho! - Okay, my... Love of "The Office" is
bigger than everyone else's in the room. My, sorry, these are all upside down. My butterflies in my tummy are bigger, is bigger than everyone
else's in the room. (everyone laughs) My smile, aw, is bigger than
everyone else's in the room. - Aw. - My sweet tooth is bigger than
everyone else's in the room. My love for everyone else here is bigger than anyone else's in the room. What did I put? I can do those again too. - The answer begins with love, but I don't know if it's
love of "The Office" or love for everyone in this room. I'm gonna say love of "The Office." - I'm gonna say sweet tooth. - I'm gonna say love for everyone here. - Love for everyone here. - I think it has to be your
love for "The Office," partner. - Ah, love for "The Office." - Well, my answer was my
love for everyone else here. - Yay! - But that's also to say, I
don't know someone else's love for everyone else here is
also big, I don't know. - That's a very sweet answer. - I did write love of "The Office." - And I did write, what did you say? Sweet tooth, yeah that one. - All right, y'all, get ready because this is about to be incredible. In what way will I die? Alone? (everyone laughs) What excuse would I use
to get out of jury duty? So quirky. Sorry, I can't. I'm too quirky for jury duty. - It looks like I'm the first to turn in- (everyone laughs) - Nice. Nice. - What was that, Ify? Oh, wait, are you... - Great. - He needs to reboot now. - [Damien] Yeah, we try unplugging and- (voices fade out) - Just be cool, man. Just be cool. I don't know. I don't know where it came from. It's not mine. - This one? - It's not mine. I don't. Arrest her, arrest her. It's not mine. - What did I do? - It's not mine. - This? Is this a joint? - [Damien] Whoa, bad influence. - [Shayne] That would be a really cool. - This is what we do. (everyone screams) - [Shayne] No! - That's gonna make him poop later. - No! (Courtney screams) - Run! Run as fast as you can! (everyone laughs) - [Courtney] Oh my god. I've done that before, not gonna lie. - Ify just "Attack on
Titan"-ed my origami. (everyone laughs) - All right, so what excuse would I use to get out of jury duty? I am a judgment free zone. I know too much about the
case and also my cat is sick. Cat medical emergency. I have to express my cat's anal glands. Anal was in all caps for some reason. I think all crimes should be
punished to the full extent regardless of circumstances. - Whoa. - I'm gonna say it's that one. - What was the second one? - Oh, good question. I know too much about the
case and also my cat is sick. - I think it's that one 'cause it's like you're kind
of throwing us off a little with the cat is sick, but it is real. - Zelda's been doing very well by the way. - [Courtney] Good, good, good. - Cat medical emergency. - Fullest extent. That one, the long one. - [Courtney] The final one. - Punishment to the fullest extent. - Shayne and Kimmy, y'all are right. - And me! Oh, wait, no. - You thought I was trippin' you out. - What song always makes me sing along? - Got it, got it, got it. - "Hey Jude." - Aw. - "Caribbean Queen." "What I Got." "Never Gonna Give You Up." "All the Leaves are Brown." - I think it's "Caribbean Queen" 'cause like, I don't think anybody else in this room was like I
know that that's the win. - Brown leaves September wind day. Shayne, that's the one I'm gonna pick. - [Shayne] "All the Leaves are Brown." - Brown, brown, all the leaves, that too. - I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say "Hey Jude." - "Hey Jude." - Guys, it's "What I Got." - What? I know that the right answer
is "Caribbean Queen" though, but I wrote that. - You ready? What is my life motto? (Courtney burps) What's my life motto? What is it? I'm horny. - Did we all write that, I'm sure? - Don't (beep) with me or my cats, oowee. Be gay, do Smosh. (everyone laughs) Burps. Yep. We're all dying. - Don't look at the fonts. - Yeah, man. What are you looking at? Helvetica? Papyrus? - I'm thinking it might be (burps) - There it is, there it is. Burps. - We're all dying. - We're all dying, okay. - I was gonna actually
vote we're all dying. - I think it's we're all dying. - We're all dying. - Yay! - But the be gay, do Smosh is so funny. - What is the most dangerous
thing I have ever done? - The most what thing? - The most dangerous
thing I have ever done. - [Damien] Got it. - Fallen in love. - Ooh! - Stick a bobby pin in
an electrical socket. Slap a bony ass, an ass that is bony. (Courtney laughs) Tweet when I'm down bad. (everyone laughs) Be horny on main. - Ooh, the last one. - Being horny on main? - Horny on main. - I don't think you regret or consider it dangerous
to tweet when down bad. If so then you do it every day. (everyone laughs) I think you stuck a bobby
pin in an electrical socket. I think there's a story there. - I'm gonna say slap a bony ass. - It's dangerous for both parties. - I think the sticking a safety pin in an electrical socket is very specific. I'm gonna say it's that one. - Stick a bobby pin in
an electrical socket. - Hey! - I have no problem smacking bony asses. Me hands are thick and soft. (everyone laughs) - I see. - Damn it! - It's an equal opportunity ass smacker. - What's the final tally? - Yeah, who won? - The final tally is Ify with six. And then right after that
Shayne is with 10 points, and Damien has 11 points. - Ooh! - [Ify] Kimmy! - Yeah. - In second place with 14 points. - Thank you, thank you very much. - Courtney on top of her
throne, her throne of lies, with 17 points. - Yay! - And there you have it! That was Hot Seat. And now it's time for us to
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