- "Puck Me" feels a little forward. - Imagine actually getting pucked though. Like that would hurt so bad. Like getting a puck to the face, - Okay. - Like, like actually getting... - All three of us were like uuuhhh - We are going to be playing some Quiplash 3, the world premiere of this game and I'm also here to
remind you the schedule is streaming, in case you are just tuning in. Mondays we're doin' Board AF Wednesday is chatting, hangin' out watching movies, fun stuff like that. And then Friday it's other gamer stuff. - Everybody's in. Let's go baby. Three, two, one, world premiere. (carnival music) - Look how cute it is. - I know, it's all
claymation-y. It's so cool. - Write your answer on
your device below. Okay. (VCR noises) (all hollering) - You can tell the wine tasting is cheap when the Chardonnay has notes of Chuck E Cheese ball pit smell, and Donnay. No parts of Donnay should be drank. - Donnay? - Donnay. - Donnay. - Like Char...donnay. - I do like when jokes
are uh...(all laughing) - Explained, right? - When you have to pronounce them out loud it makes them just, so much better. (all booing) - It's okay, we all... Smosh lost, Smosh lost. It's the first round,
it's the practice round. The first round is a practice round, it doesn't count. - It is true - We're getting the jokes out. - Your fish are bored! You should put a blank in their tank to amuse them. - I swear - Wait, what - Ya, we know where we're goin' - 'Nother fish - You asked me about your answer, I said no, then you used my answer - I didn't see your answer - Aww - If everyone writes Chuck E Cheese as an answer I'm gonna be (demonic voice) very very pissed. - We got a lot of votes on this one. - 'Nother fish! - That's just good advice. You just put another fish in there. - Yeah, yeah. - With the best credit card ever, you can redeem reward points for wap, er uh wep, and crimes to not count. - I don't know what
wap means, I don't know what that means. - Work and Play. - So, you can use the points to have a WAP or or what does that mean or you get points because you have a WAP? - For WAP - For wet ass pastrami,
you know when you dip it - Wet ass pastrami! - I use my credit card a lot, I'm gonna get a lot of pastrami. (all ooing and ohing) (clapping) - Come on baby, give it to me now - A terrible thing to
discover squirrels burying in your yard. The Mormon golden tenants (all laughing) other squirrels that
then come back to life, - That is so specific. - Wow - The more specific in
this game, the better, honestly, I feel like - Ya, 100 percent - Is that a safety quip, because if not you've earned all my respect, that's pretty good. I think the one on the right is a pet cemetery reference. - Ya - So many votes, this is so cool! - Squirrels do do that. - They do be like that. - Whoa, Noah! - Noah got his ass in, hell ya. (applause) - So good. - The audience was split, though. - Ya, the audience was almost 50/50. - The audience was like
"Don't make fun (inaudible) - The audience read Pet
Sematary and therefore liked the squirrels. - Wait, the Ryan Reynolds movie? - Modern-day Mary Poppins
suggests taking a spoonful of... - Simp juice - This ass (all laughing) - I just love "Simp Juice" so much - This is my favorite round. - What is some other names that you can call Simp juice like Simp-pri Sun? - Gamer girl bath water. - Simpee Dee - Simpee Dee is great. - Ooh. - Oh, what's it gonna be? (all WOAH) - Whoa, nice! - With this many audience members it'd be impressive to get a prefect tie. - Ya, it'd be crazy. - A good sign that Santa doesn't give a crap about his job anymore - Uh- oh - Two- words; Reindeer sausage. I got a tuna sandwich
with PS5 written on it - Damn, these are both really good - What, I don't get the second one. - Uh, so instead of getting a PS5 for a kid, he just got him a sandwich and was like "ya, this is a PS5" - OH! - That always happens - That's a solid joke. - That always happens. - Oh, iffy! - Wow - That was a safety quip? - That was a safety quip, oh my gosh - That was a really good safety quip. - I know, it was specific. - Show me potato salad up there - Oh! - Iffy and I are bottom boys. - Points are now double, don't freak out. - A good sign you're slowly
turning into a squirrel. This game loves squirrels. You ask a lot of
questions about Mormonism. Horny. - I'm like "get out", they're just standin' at my windows, lickin' their lips. - They're just like, they're just like - He's not projecting, I've seen it. - They come to my window,
they're just like "nut?" - Let's see, let's see, let's see. - I'll take it, friends, I'll take it, Thank you. - Ay, a points a point. - What's the most challenging chore when you're a handyman for haunted house? - That was the perfect voice for that. - Thank you. - Cleaning up the
ectoplasm in the bedroom. Making sure door hinges
are loose and squeak. - Because we don't know if its actually ectoplasm... - No, the allusion is the
best part of the joke, I love it. - That's super wholesome, that he's trying to make it like just shitty enough. - Ya, keep it keep that haunting alive, ya know - Keep it nice and squeaky. - Good job, though, I like that one. But, Ian, also good job. - Ooh, wow - And you commented on your own you're like "ya I like how they..." - That was a solid joke everybody - Ha ha ha ha That one is great - Let's be honest, it would be hard NOT to get into a van with blank on it - Oh no, oh no - Zendaya's face, The still-beating heart of Chuck-E Cheese. - Oh god - Another Chuck E Cheese joke - Zendaya's face, I would be like oh my gosh - But is it like a picture, or did someone steal her face? Is this a crime? - Whoa, that was close! - Was that the one that you said you had a hard time with, where you're like "I don't know" I knew you would have the same thing - When the earth is dust and the stars burn out, only one thing will remain. - It's like the end of "Pokemon the Movie" - One n95 mask on the
ground outside my house love and this ass - Nice - All my love is in my ass. Like that's where I hold it like a camel. - All right, let's see, let's see - What would you do if you
were only 2 inches tall? - Uh-oh - Oh man - Enter someones ass - Trying to pick up on a theme - Be one inch taller than my penis!! - Wait a minute wait,
you're two inches tall and your penis is one inch, though the ratio, that's gigantic - Tinkerbell's like "hello" - I just like that Jackbox, like, specifically reached out to
us to promote their game, and this is what - They know what we're gonna do with it - Ya - What? - No way!! - What an extremely nice bouncer says when throwing people out of bars - UWU - Whoa, emojis work?! - Aw you can use emojis?! - Crazy - I'm into this - Oh man, game changer - That's awesome - You're amazing, you're valid, you're out - It actually looks like connected, like - Ya, like there's like
one of those finger-traps - Or, a horrible accident - UWU, help me - UWU "evwee day is ag-oh-nee" - Wow, over 600 votes, that's crazy - Wow whoever discovered
the emoji thing is the smartest dude ever. - Oh my god - I liked yours a lot, though, Ify - Ya ya ya no you, you
used different tactics - That's the end of round 2. - Performance enhancing emojis - Wait, oh is this the final score? - No - Oh, three rounds - Wow, wow - I'm movin' up, look out - Thriplash, this looks like it'll be new. The three lines reveal....that'll
reveal the jokes - Uh, this is really hard, and I can't think, and I have the lead right now, and that makes me more nervous, and now I can't think - Heh, I got it. Hahaha. I'm so ready - I ran out of time - You did? - So, mmm ya, that's... - It might auto-send it - The three most ineffective things to write in the sand to
signal a rescue plane - Free hat. Help I'm a Twitch streamer JK, I'm good. - Please send hel-fleshlight - What the hell - What? - I like thinking "Free hat"
would make someone stop. Just like, oh wait a minute - Ify - Uh-oh - Wow, he pulled, said
"Let them have Fleshlight" - Three commandments
that didn't make the cut - No shiddin, no fardin, no peeding - Oh! - Wait there's only two! - No no no, first one is a
commandment that didn't make it - You know when it works, it works - What - Ya, I ran out of time on that one. (applause) - Hit it out the court - Alright, you guys go with that next time not this time but next time - WOW - Yeah! - Oh, no no - I haven't won in so long I haven't one Quiplash in so long - It's a new game, you know
they're still working on it - Excuse me, let me have this - Alright, so Keith is giving it up to - I'ma give it up - Kimmie - I just wanna let everyone know that we have a Smosh Discord that you can gain access to when you sub, Which is uh, where we take a lot of your suggestions for both things that
interact with the stream, and also you can talk to
a bunch of other people watching the stream as well. - And vote on our answers in Quiplash! - Ya! - That's right, Noah, that's right - Fine! What's the sexiest animal? - So I guess they got
recommended that a lot, probably- - (bleep)asaurus Rex - I'm so sorry, I thought
it said sexiest email - Just checking in on this, I'm horny - I thought it said email - Just checking in on
this, I'm horny, thanks - Well if it was email, mine would be I hope this finds you hard - God. Wow I still got votes - You got votes! (inaudible) - Something you'd gladly pay $45 for - Uh oh - Mine own ass - I wouldn't do it twice,
I wouldn't do it twice - What if Ify wrote "mine own ass"? - Mine own ass - Whoa, Ify! - Ify! - I trusted you! - Why? Why twice did you do that? - He's a professional - Little known fact, Guns N' Roses used to be called Guns N' Roses N' - Ify did you see how many- - Beans N' Cats N' Meat N' Ghosts N' Dave - Cocaine, wait, don't include that - Guns N' Roses N' Beans N' Cats N' Meat N' Ghosts N' Dave - I love that - Is that a Deadmau5 song? - I feel like I heard
someone make that joke before - That's when they had
more members in their band - Good job, Damien! - Quiplash! - Okay, let's see so far,
the score is as follows - I like that sassy cactus - Oh Ify! Ify comin' in hot! - Looks like all my
answers are gonna be Ify's thick juicy ass. - Don't you dare - Alright, double points now, lets go, lets go I'm ready to read properly this time. - I swear to god if anyone writes anything about juicy asses of Ifys - I am not proud of these - A solid pick-up line for a hockey player (all ooing and ohing) - "Puck me" feels a little forward - You have to have consent! - Imagine actually getting pucked though, like that would hurt so bad, like getting a puck to the face. - Oh, okay - Like actually getting- - All three of us were like "uh..." - Getting hit by a puck - That's nothing to do with- - That, okay - Wanna puck, it's a question - I was writing it and I was
like needs to be a question, oh well.. - What do mannequins do when
the department store closes? - Puck - "Mannequit" the bull(bleep) Fart. Simultaneously. Its musical. - Wow - I didn't expect both
these answers to be so sexy - It sounds like the name of like a town in New Jersey - Mannequit? - Mannequit. - Ya I took a week on
the Mannequit, it was - That's nice, I like that - Its a fall thing - It's directly next to the turn pike - Oh, they have that fair in Mannequit you gotta check it out. - Oh, split down the middle! - Oh, and it goes to Shayne! - Nice, Shayne! - God sent this warning sign
and we totally missed it - That humans only two butt cheeks, sigh. JoJo Siwa, clearly a sign - Shout out to JoJo! - Uh-oh, JoJo Siwa! Oh no. - Jojo's Bizarre Siwa - (sings) Behold! - It goes to Noah! - JoJo Siwa takes it. - What you never wanna
hear after the words "don't worry..." - Oh gosh - I'm naked. Ify's thick
juicy ass can't hurt you. - Ify, I know you didn't
do it, which is fine - Don't worry, Ify's thick
juicy ass cant' hurt you - I want to hear that,
though, is the thing - Ify's juicy ass "dong dong" - I'm sorry, I had to, I had to - Had to take it back, had to take it back - If it works it works - I knew we'd see some of these, and I know they wouldn't come from Ify. - Fairy dust may contain... - Oh here it comes - Oh my God - It's obviously dried fairy diarrhea goo Ify's yummy lil bum-bum - EW - And asbestos - Yummy lil bum-bum - Yummy lil bum-bum - Yummy lil bum-bum is pretty good - It is! - I don't believe Ify did that - Ya, I wouldn't call my
butt "yummy lil bum-bum" - That would be a nice
text to receive - Really? I'd hope - Never do that - Ify would never do that - There ya go - What do you get the
woman who has everything? - Bees - Oh that's an easy
one, that's an easy one - A gift card to climax - Best Buy or Red Lobster - TJClimax - Chevy Climax - DJ Climax - You'll always finish first - Wow - Ya I know, I did it, it was me - Good job, how do you feel about that? - Oh whoa! Thank you! - How do you feel? - Come on, but like, its real though - Whoa. Sex stuff? No thanks. I'm sorry, no sex for me. - WOW, Damien's hot on his heels though - I know, Damien's weights
behind his thick juicy ass - Alright, this is the three punchline thing again! - Comedy optional, so you can be drama- dramatic here - You can just be really angry - Or scary - I love this music, dude, it makes me want to go to a county fair. Anybody go on the Zipper as a kid? - The Zipper? Is that the
one that spins around? - Oh I hate that one - It's like the...the
oval shaped Ferris wheel that goes really fast and the carts spin - Be dangerous - And it flips you, every rides different every time you get on it its a different experience. - Oh you guys better put
it, you got one second! - Did I make it? Who kno-
the jokes don't matter. - Alright, your three step
plan for defeating King Kong - Oh I'm excited for this one I need to know this - Tickle tickle Ify's thick juicy ass Ants - Just a lot of ants - We already know it was beauty that killed Ify...WOW. - wow - Wow, we're really doing it - Everyone has turned
your power against you - So the second one is Matt Rob, first one is...Ian. - Honestly, does Smosh
do it any other way? - I think that's- I think left is Ian, I don't know if right is Matt Rob. - But Matt knows movie quotes, so it would be, twas
beauty killed the beast - Talking about the hit
Jack Black film, King Kong? - Oh my god, ya - Haven't exploited his thick juicy ass in these comments here, alright? - We legally own your thick juicy ass - I appreciate- - Ify! Thanks, buddy. - Well done. - Three words you don't want
to hear someone use to describe your genitals - Hope someone says "loud". - Itchy. Abstract. Kind of like a front butt - WAP, but like for the peen. Hella silly. Republican! - Oh man, these are both really solid - These are both really funny - He got that republican dong. - Does republican mean it
looks like an elephant trunk but not in size, but like shape and the two holes - And the two holes, ya - Here we go, oh oh - Nice, well done The three unique things
you offer to the world are My heart, my mind, my thick juicy ass (inaudible) - I'm gonna guess on the left is Damien and on the right is also Damien - Let's see... - Uh oh - Shayne! The audience came for you! - Three most common injuries
suffered by Santa Claus - Road rash from chimney Retinas burned by Rudolf Beat up by husband for kissing - Finger cramps, lower back issues Death by Ify's thick juicy ass - Oh my god - I, too, think the
first ones' really good - I think your thick ass
is both going to be the next emote and the inside joke for the next entire year. - Yeah! - Wow! - Damien! - How the turns have tabled - Looks like, looks like
my ass has run its course - Lets see that final score - Uh, I think it's down to us - Ya, I think this is gonna
be it, this is gonna be you pulling away (exclamations and applause) - Look at that - Congratulations Damien! - Thank you, I'm very excited To be the winner of the first round of this game that's ever counted in history - True, true - Dang it! - Because the first one didn't count. - See, I always knew I
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