White People Go to a Black BBQ 'For the First Time' | All Def Comedy

what's up with you I'm slink Johnson and today I'm hosting a bomb-ass barbecue I invited the homies I invited some of my key info and I invited my good friend buck remember them well they gonna hang out with us today squad messy I am Monica Bullock and I'm about to attend the black barbecue for the first time I've never been to a black barbecue before I've never been invited to a black barbecue but I'm happy to go I have no idea what to expect it up like barbecue fried chicken nine things I find out a black barbecue black people well everything black on a black marble queue that's what you find [ __ ] don't have vegetables vegetables of chips so [ __ ] bag of chips is the best white folks have salads they have kale salads they're grilling vegetables they're grilling salmon on the wood Frank here I mean they're laugh-in you know they're tossing strawberries in each other's mouths you don't mean that dolphins the ride horses you know this is written for this pork spareribs right here you're gonna use the totally centuries you're the famous Dave rib rub you have black peplum that's a little pepper right there and you just kind of season it up both sides and then you have to barbecue sauce right here and once they get done on one side you hit it with the barbecue sauce flip it hit it with the barbecue sauce again white people don't know when I put enough seasonal stuff once I made some white potato salad it was like eating air or that seasoning but it ain't [ __ ] rosemary on a big-ass chicken just rub it with rosemary I was like oh that's gonna and once the flame gets in there with Flav it's just a leaf you rub it on this big-ass piece of chicken the amount of pointed something she said what is that cocaine I said no [ __ ] that's all it was like a bunch of Stella Jinping makes a bunch of pig parts like a sauce like a son has a son the pig is happier it comes all over hot yeah yeah this barbecue yeah first thing you wanna do is get your new pair of jeans man I never seen a man wear mom jeans they not that bad see just untuck you just do look just until you come on thank you sir yeah hey Steve yeah triple og Steve what kind of games y'all play man when you have barbecues and stuff picnics yeah we just got to keep them from like running into the lakes and like drowning running into the lakes keep dropping you something where are y'all rich with a Lincoln I ain't never been gambling why do you like barbecuing instead of just cooking it inside of the inside I mean just to be outside to enjoy nature enjoy this freedom because if you haven't been inside you won't be your love being outside much possibly the old barbecue grills oh yeah actually I never barbecue again yeah yeah on the Avenue barbecue like this why someone because somebody's getting out of prison yeah or somebody got a job for most like everybody just came upon some meat you know like a truck fell over like we've been to barbecue for the next two weeks straight yeah actually it was gonna be some grilled salmon but what happened was Teddy took the money for that ball we with Domino's man okay all right Steve this is a gladiator sports you about to take part in this is dominoes around these parts we take our dominoes very very seriously now this is not for the faint of heart you got a hat Oh skins I'm gonna say a lot of [ __ ] about your mama I'm gonna tell you you ain't [ __ ] victor is not like Steve to talk smack now Steve has been around this earth for a little bit you know he's not like young and dumb like he's heard some slick [ __ ] me and said over his life so when he was like no you won't like that's that's mainly his response no you will not five down I got that like we all over there I'm [ __ ] that [ __ ] tonight we slap the dominoes and he's like that was solid I don't know my mom's not really on the game's on the fact that Steve actually might be falling in love with my sister he was eating some of the ribs she likes her haircut you know my sister's never slept with a man before in her life she's a lesbian so my sister might [ __ ] Steven ass feed my [ __ ] ass I don't know I just got to deal with that you know something I gotta take that face you make on attain the feed so if you see me in the corner like let me confuse them easy [ __ ] she's nice she's a really good cook gonna get cake Steve look you know he's a young virile handsome dude you know him I can't nobody chews up on him I don't know imma was a little bit shaky today he was standing in the corner in the air like really standing down there is iron people talking about oh don't talk to my sister like that and I was like [ __ ] ain't nobody tryin to talk to your sister right now no she's got a flattop Rose we are good we are good you're safe you can leave your sister here naked next to the ribs and [ __ ] will pick up the ribs first this kind of like you know the beginners version I didn't fight all my [ __ ] over here you know everything with a Rob there so it was like I had a sprinkling then [ __ ] show up so you get to ski nobody [ __ ] the grand ball nothing like that well for this barbecue there's a little more profanity than we might have in our barbecue a little more drug references actually our drug references would be zero so way more drug references a little like louder volume and rap music usually have music one of them said that he had served time in jail of course I would go to a black barbecue again I think the main differences between a white barbecue and a black barbecue is that people just like are more open with each other and just like they just like talk real things and they talk trash to each other and they treat each other with respect but disrespect at the same time it's a lot of fun thank you for watching white people attended by carbecue for the first time please make sure to subscribe to a DD like this video and share it with your friends I'm Monica I'm Steve I'm Terri thank you for watching

Channel: All Def Comedy

Views: 10,465,611

Rating: 4.8689833 out of 5

Keywords: BBQ, Cooking on the Grill, Outdoor BBQ, Family, Friends, Backyard BBQ, BBQ with Friends, BBQ with Family, Family BBQ, Friends BBQ, BBQ Party, Party BBQ, Black (Ethnicity), White (Ethnicity), Black BBQ, Black BBQ Stereotypes, Stereotypes, White People BBQ, Black People, White People, Slink Johnson, Teddy Ray, Mu Johnson, Black BBQ For the First Time, Attending BBQ, Party, All Def Digital For the First Time, For the First Time All Def Digital, All Def Digital, ADD, all def

Id: F7xG7yPUReM

Length: 8min 0sec (480 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 12 2016

Reddit Comments

[u/[deleted]]

Slink Johnson is Lamar from GTA V btw.

[u/ILoveJaimeMaggio]

"Your sister has a flat top bro. We are good. We are good. You're safe. You could leave your sister here naked and niggas will pick up the ribs first."

I almost died.

[u/eyc]

Rosemary comment had me rollin.

[u/Ipconfigall]

you know what I got out of watching this video?

Those ribs looked fucking delicious.

[u/[deleted]]

You are going to Egypt

[u/[deleted]]

I don't know where they dug these corpses up, but I've never known white people who are so... 'white'.

[u/Leaxe]

Post has more comments than points

Dis gonna be gud

[u/koolaid_chemist]

"My sister never slept with a man before, she might fuck Steve in the ass." I'm rollin!

[u/meanoregongreen]

What is wrong with everyone? These guys were hilarious.