Celebrating Thanksgiving Dinner With A White Family 'For the First Time' | All Def Comedy

right now we are about to have Thanksgiving dinner with a pure 100% white bread family hop the bottom everybody's in the house is ye nobody's adopted this is Bill Bellamy old house and the white man bought it cause he loved the Bellamy's dance food this look like a house Bill Bellamy bought what is how to be a player check but he lost it I'm sure there's some type of hidden tragedy lying in that house maybe the omen well maybe the house is buried on an ancient Indian burial ground I don't know that's churning man we come in peace we come in peace it's just three black kings I got my boys this is slain hey so this first time you had crimson yo these kids aren't got cars they dumped it like 10 years old all right old home why I'm stand in the back for like the next full five years you know all the kids got the same mama and the same daddy won't be here - yeah are your kids in the musical group you got a bunch of silver shoes on the ground this has really never Neverland when I walked in i saw the shiny shoes they got over there by the staircase I thought it was a group like the Jacksons he's Tito oh that's not good buddy okay kids I'm going to I'm going to do it you you kids who want to go to the this is over whelming I've seen I've been in the household with a lot of kids before but not like to where they all are just bow in your face I've been in the house where like three kids it's upstairs and they old PlayStation and just don't even talk to you they just kind of stare at you but these kids be in your face smoke yours they don't Thanksgiving Parade I don't usually watch the Thanksgiving Parade in my own my mother will generally have it on but I'm probably outside of enjoying cannabis on a dog show so every year we pick out our favorite dog from the and we all pick who we think is gonna win she'll be back buddy you got me the house I'm gonna watch a little bit put on you know I'm not gonna try to disrespect them I don't call the cops on me so they put a dog show see y'all y'all why y'all really watch the dogs on TV yeah baby you call you co-signers my people really watch dogs on TV like you want to see dogs go outside because of dogs in the hood you see all kinds of dogs dogs mangy dog got a dog inside with one eye the damn dog from like Philly well mama probably late funny watch probably saw the video does a crusher at my house on Thanksgiving you got your auntie mm you got your uncle a noon and that all they just they pull rank over the TV anyway if I turn to the dog show I might get my hair cut off I don't think so I got a dog in the fight not to be funny material the Boston Terrier and put them on that how do you make it Thanksgiving turkey baby well it's pretty simple I just take some butter and I butter the whole outside so it doesn't get dry when I put it in the oven so right now I'm in the kitchen and I can already see that some real cultural differences happening right now I've never used things like rosemary anywhere you can buy ground mustard yo kids don't like pepper you give your children a choice and the mashed potatoes came out of a box it was called a little sponge just like a box of cocaine that's crazy I didn't know what was going on I'm like why are you cooking your mashed potatoes out of a box what's wrong with the turkeys here tear your skin with a Puff Daddy kneecaps I'm anticipating that eating a plate of it that's what I'm anticipating a big ham yeah yeah are you prepped and you stick it in the oven a lot what's a lot I love you Dallas wait what hey she'll set the plate down but look at it look at her in ID and I was gonna look at the plate and watch the kids run around the table cuz that's what's gonna happen the stuff going on in this house right here man hey what's up Boston you just want to show you since try to flip a bird right now we just plan now that just this what they do this every day for them they just got space they don't even got a walk to the park this is the park straight A's I would never look at my report card or see straight A's it'd be like the BCD talks too much talks too much when I was coming up as a child we did a lot of the same stuff we didn't have all this good stuff like they got but you had the kids when I saw him playing why are you dull stayed inside and got high just go get you nine ounces go straight to st. Louis with it you don't get your bread I think al Sharpton and the black lives matter it's gonna have singled all the way able to just take their kids away did we give out freedom I don't know how we connect them what type of music I listen to if the homies cats a classic basically showing what it is like just merchant cultures look at this you got like this we got a real shot in life man they say they really wear this stuff every day peep the outfit they really dress like full house every day like everybody's on matching things and this is just like a ring I'm actually sick of all those I'm definitely sick of a big black hole that's jumping in this thing you are one with LEM yelling at the white kids that's two years right there so the older kids is cool they're like taking algebra and stuff in eighth grade like I didn't do that to like my senior in high school so they really smart one girl's gonna help me with my taxes and I tell you what you look at my taxes I'll get you your own outfit so y'all have to dress the same all the time I'm gonna make you unique okay if I had a better vision for this house it'd be hella hoes back here like a dolphin jumping out the pool like just you know Hennessy bottles everywhere but because this is a family environment who's really got me thinking about you know go on half on a baby I'm about to go to the kitchen man it's so lovely talking to y'all look up Nate Dogg all right pimps the moment of truth is finally arrived the house the smell of indifference and we bout to pull this bird out the hotbox turkey ham gone clean silverware sometime mama go clean the silverware that day because she ladies and in my head off a table usually my family does a lot of arguing at Thanksgiving you know it was just all harmony here I want to thank the Bulls personally who let us in their house it's almost reminds me of like you know early colonial type stuff when they just invite us into the house real mess be I'm really thankful that we've had this opportunity to post you guys here has been totally totally about my plate I don't know it's Lincoln bull doing I just took that upon themselves and start feeding to other people are you gonna be watching the Macy's parade in the national dog show every year since we came over here and enjoyed this you know enjoy your traditional Thanksgiving dinner next Thanksgiving you have to do something right you gonna invite us to your house I can do that but I wanted your house I want you to serve kool-aid Oh boy like these kids I think man one more glass full of sugar my overall experience having them here was really awesome they're really awesome people and I just they were a lot of fun they're so funny come on I get nervous or like he is prying around me don't do that so I hope they come every year it's a lot of love going on in this house there's not a lot of bail teach though you don't say get some bail touch popping a little corporate plasma sometimes you know I'm saying how I would break my overall experience at a white Thanksgiving I'll give it you know you surprised I'll be other people of 10 bring food of zero zero I will rape my overall experience or the white Thanksgiving dinner six out of ten seven out of ten only because they didn't give me them to go home with I didn't give you no money or no parting gifts or nothing like miss fast camera it was I've had X on the table I couldn't tell you no different I'm Lou Johnson I'm Teddy right and i'm slink johnson subscribe to a EDD today comment on the videos share and like this video y'all and Happy Thanksgiving you'll get some food with some white people

Channel: All Def Comedy

Views: 6,655,801

Rating: 4.9364958 out of 5

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Id: Srw2AkhxoQM

Length: 9min 36sec (576 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 21 2015

Reddit Comments

[u/Cat_Themed_Pun]

"They got a dog outside with one eye. Damn dog is like Fetty Wap."

[u/MF_Doomed]

Black Jesus!

[u/multirachael]

Just watching these dudes with kids totally made my day. They're, like. SO GOOD WITH KIDS, naturally, immediately, completely. Like, damn, I would let this crew watch my kids if I had any.

[u/AliceHouse]

Need to get "We Come in Peace" on a t-shirt.

Edit: Mormons. They got the kool-aid, true story.

[u/[deleted]]

I can't, that Fettty Wap joke...........BRUH

[u/Spliffy_McDank]

this is awkward funny, I dig it

[u/AturOkem]

Cryinggggg

[u/Stellanthabrats]

These are the same guys that made those eating "African" food videos that included only Nigeria. Lmao