Black People Go Camping 'For the First Time' | All Def Comedy

what it is would it do Playboy's and pinups I'm sling Johnson and today you're watching black people go camping have I ever been camping before no I've never in my life slept outside I don't think black people going camping often because we look for a challenge and what's the challenge in camping when it's hard enough to pay rent I'm not afraid of sleeping in the wild um I'm from Kentucky so I'm not really quite sure how that matches up to sleeping out here but I am ready to sleep in here I got on my leggings I got on my little faux book bag I got on my lashes I'm ready no I'm not scared of sleeping the law I'm always scared to sleep why the police three point I bought my tank I left the thumper at home but I got the yank you know I'm saying I don't care about no beer as I'll give I don't give a damn Yogi Bear Smokey Bear we need to pull all of them games you're coming this campsite imma stab your ass I think the hardest part of camping probably will be like to set a tent make it again don't set tips so I am concerned about what am I look like in the morning I like to have all my products I go into my shower my running water I don't know what to do but I think the hardest part of camping is is unpacking all that stuff you got to have all your stuff and if everybody ain't with it you know like Doughboy lazy oh he's so lazy I can't wait stab he might be the bear to get stabbed today I think that I'll be able to do this pretty well wait here we go folks welcome to the great outdoors don't even trip I'm instruct you you know I'm saying cuz I've seen this on TV before first thing we want to do we want to get the tents pitched Teddy right don't worry y'all go up there and set the tents up man let's get it done real quick because you know we losing daylight why we got to do the test because man I don't want you smoking all the weed I know if your fingers busy putting tens together you ain't twisting up and smoking my blunts so you do that part I brought the blunts you didn't bring nothing but I'm gonna manage the stash how are you managing the weed for the trip I'm the founder and president of the smoke yo screw Teddy well cat can't go over there with them for some motivation I roll up to here care ru Java set to fire let's get this fire going ready show me a show KJ how to get out you know I'm saying something like that something like your daddy I'm about to go when you put the actual pictures can you put [ __ ] in the [ __ ] and then it builds up you say louder doesn't make it right I am not prepared to sleep on the ground if I do not give this to finish with frickin frag back there literally Humpty and Dumpty I'm not sure how this is gonna go cuz they don't know what they're doing keys fine good dry material to get your fire going we gotta go and love it but bring out because it wasn't dry enough that's good right there I was just going over here crazy okay so three biggest can get under this no that's my house my play on the floor so we gotta put the things in the ground committee spikes with a spike the thing they're going through there we go I was starting to come back to be like I was in the streets and [ __ ] got real with no summer [Music] why how can put me on the team that's grilling look at them they don't know how to pitch a tent Teddy knows how to roll blunts not pitch tents and Doughboy I'm not sure what he's good at yet but we gonna figure that out cuz it ain't doing this look we ain't even got the base together I'm not sleeping on the graph they don't get them tents down they've just got me confused I just don't sleep on our ground so there better be a production man or something around here but I'm not gonna be doing good sorry sir I don't know goddess Nick I think he might hate a wild mushroom and now he was hallucinating yeah we ready over there chopping will but his bare hands no but they're starting fires with his hands I'm like who is this [ __ ] Lizzy one [ __ ] swing if y'all can y'all see slick in the background it's like gonna [ __ ] around and get shot all because I think this what's the name of that the boogeyman sasquatch [ __ ] is gone thing slinking sasquatch in the woods somewhere oh hey guys you know I was just selling here trying to make sure I do my part I've never done it before but I saw it on castaway and Tom Hanks has never led me astray before so I'm just like you know hook we gonna make this happen okay I definitely think that I can survive in a wild hunt my own food especially like if there's a Ralph's close close by I prefer wraps over vines I get the few points at the gas station I've been at it for about uh about three hours as you can see we got some of the tents up no thanks to Doughboy thank God I can read instructions and diagrams you know Doughboy only girl with a donut or hot link or stuffed crust pizza uh-oh oh yes yes yes eNOS guess who just saw so here he doing this thing I don't know that st. Louis first he came with the cowboy rules then he scraping our tree and here dude I got a lighter breath I told you I could do it man start a fire bro okay here we been cooking the whole campsite been eating I work real hard that's cool appreciate it man I'm glad you watch castaway that's amazing okay who had a ghost story I have a story see already this is the story of a little black boy all black man tell stories a little black boys because we used to be little black boys this little black boy I had a dream this little black boy oh he could afford chase oh this is the story of the little black white I had to wear so this little black boy this little black boy had to grow black mama right and she didn't really would have spared our black dollars like that so she took this with a black would into the palest and said boy you should appreciate that you even got money for the shoes to put on your feet never but who needs a Nike checkmark right right oh it's nothing but six hours worth of roastin as a humiliation so you know that little black boy had to wear them them Shaq shoes all summer [Music] one of the things I learned from this experience is that uh I have to start camping with moko culture people you know people who know what to expect during camping I feel like some of the people who expected it to be like running water behind the tree like hand sanitizer coming out of a tree that's at trees not hand sanitizer trees I learned that I'm not a morning person because everybody just want to wake up all early say hey come watch the sunrise they talk I'm out loud in the morning they like oh look a guy I did I like to talk to God in the morning silently so peeing I saw it was really the highlight doughboy running around here playing this damn music all night I don't hit a [ __ ] no more don't worry I came here for a piece of serenity and then I would be an abuse audibly by his hardware's rhymes didn't appreciate that [ __ ] at all I'll go camping again I'll talk I'll go camping again maybe not out here I want to go camping in another area you know where I really feel big-ass mosquitoes come land on my shoulder you know I want to feel that like I didn't even need my burner out here [ __ ] ain't no we are camping in Malibu I would definitely go camping again with my life friends definitely feel like they're gonna prepare better let's suit it for it a black friends I mean what [ __ ] you started [ __ ] I will absolutely not go camping again my kids ask me how feel disrespected and offended I put a roof over your head you want to go sleep outside we're going with your father there I thought you were our dad not no more what I enjoyed the most was just being around everybody getting to get away from all of the craziness the hustle and bustle of life and just hang out in the woods with the squad that was pretty fun hope you guys enjoyed this video you've been watching black people go camera for the first time here at all the digital make sure you like this video share with your friends and subscribe to the channel it's been conquered curse [Music]

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Id: QfOwnAo-xx4

Length: 11min 47sec (707 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 05 2016