Hood Lessons Episode 2: BBQ Party With Black Friends | All Def Comedy

[ __ ] you doing here man it's 2 o'clock right to Clark for the barbecue and the two o'clock black people time what does that mean all right look that's your first lesson to apply to black people it's full 27 now go sit in your car man I didn't drive and I took the bus today took the bus white folks will take the bus may go citron jails car all round gel sir okay yeah so to come back to two and a half hours yeah yeah this ain't hell Ron Jill I took the bus I never see the right person on the bus white folks is rich actually my [ __ ] bring food and all your brother's chips alright there's another room right here man in ten you have a barbecue and needs to bring something all he won't bring his chips is about ten bags barbecue chips right there yeah [ __ ] well barbecue chips they love anything that looked like the spicy [ __ ] spicy Cheetos spicy Cheetos yeah cool [ __ ] still I'd eat lady in middle school that's all the [ __ ] potato salad we got y'all some y'all my folks have to shed it [ __ ] I love potato salad as you can see man when you grill it you know what I mean you that have your leeks for your different people so I got the burgers right here hot dogs ribs that's for my flight [ __ ] but then I got the pigs feet right here that's what my Mexican [ __ ] my neighbors you know politics don't well for yourself better plans too much Jack the Hat links uh-huh real oh hey [ __ ] thank you Rick what you say that [ __ ] I was gonna get you some more meat put up on there baby should do that yeah I'm a dude up there Bo well I'm gonna get what duck I was saying oh anything mission is done you know yeah if you can [ __ ] [ __ ] yo come on my car now yeah don't let you come hey y'all either my god she's making [ __ ] wanna pay child support yeah shut the [ __ ] up man I just got out in this big show up damn she thickening jay-z's bottom live my cousin child about to hit that [ __ ] damn so don't come your own life game [ __ ] here a really big room don't hit on [ __ ] people's cousin [ __ ] know better than that you know we in the hood sometimes you can't afford I start breaking you do this white bread you know I'm saying hey Porsha you go no problem hey man do this w in man I give this w and who's W a weird [ __ ] which ones that what do you think the weirdest [ __ ] here yeah you know a lot of men would say this is gone you know what I mean this is not start this is like you know that's just beginning right there I call that slave back I like my hot dogs hammer slaves back it's a black ass back slave back the chicken [ __ ] right here yeah these are hood Nuggets right here good nugget my father talked about McDonald's [ __ ] me Donald that's a white man [ __ ] [ __ ] so basically this lesson this one is that you don't win [ __ ] in the hood all right you cheap [ __ ] everything you know it means waste not want not you see this right here we are the cones right here you know the meeting the coals done but the hamburgers right here they cook in the Sun you know what I mean yeah one last time you had a hamburger I was cooking the Sun all right little patty you up real quick you the man cousin I'm gonna make it a new car Junior burger with the hot dogs and my [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah there you go oh man would you ever get the food poisoning so there's like two lights gonna get here all right so I like chocolate ah I need told her to go like light-skinned guys oh yeah the way I'd like to do my chitlins get them in there and let's just put them on the grill you know this is a delicacy in the hood you know Chile's like good calamari man this will be delicious and then better than sitting back in the hood just relaxing I feel like Danny Glover color purple Celie bring me a lemonade so who's that yeah I ain't never met that [ __ ] before in my life black guys when you're black you got an ID like a [ __ ] rule cool yeah white people never not another white people and they never not at black people

Channel: All Def Comedy

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Id: gbEbeqRrjWc

Length: 5min 55sec (355 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 15 2015