Speed Dating Challenge | Teddy vs. DoBoy | All Def Comedy

of course I'm going to pay for everything do you need a weave to say dope what stop doing that nobody talk until you stop tricking off all your bread to these hoes you don't got it like that yeah if you got it though but you ain't really got it my [ __ ] oh you're sorry cuz it makes me mad to see how much money you waste on hold you don't even spend half of that on your outfit record looking like a seventh grader you act like you got more chicks me I bet you if we got it take out your boy whatever don't let's do it was it it's links it's not lit Tommy you about to get beat let go and yes I said let go that's cuz you 37 that's only old [ __ ] in Jermaine Dupri say leggo what up man [ __ ] boy go boy and a little homie Teddy right today's challenge is speed dating so we gonna figure out who got one house [ __ ] that's obviously me dog I turned out more hos than you ever could if you do not have [ __ ] and you [ __ ] with nothing but fours and fives that's your life you married a fine oh I go I'm immediately the king of the Sixers but whatever but look this house is gonna work a TV set up this booty ass budget shoot speed ding ding in there and it makes these little cars the girls will have to read us on appearance personality conversation ever get the most points is gonna win are you ready meeting I'm ready I'm ready and I'm taking this here's your matter of fact I got something for you cuz I'm up in the ante I'll be right back pull up skirt get in there right uh hell yeah man [ __ ] let's come from hos love tangerine so I did this to relax them feel me they like to eat tangerine I don't like the four grown [ __ ] to wear football tangerine they chest to toe they can eat your boy that's cool yo man let's go my homies carrot now let's go out here lookin like a temporary [ __ ] are you okay oh boy I'm closely Shaniqua yeah where you probably needed Fresno whoa hey Chris do you want me to call you yours actually so yeah I saw you from the LA area what you wouldn't wanna do I'm not from LA I'm actually from Canada yeah yep I moved out here to get a working visa okay he's like a credit card oh you don't want to go anywhere else other than LA I want to go to Jamaica I want to make my way to Africa but I want to like Jamaica fine as hell just like I like it look like she's saying gospel um I'm really I really appreciate you me good I can get your number give you the car if nothing else just take you out to eat some food girls you got its time today anyway you need five success rate anybody caught my cat guy god damn what's your sign Leo I'm an Aries yeah yeah our sides are the most compatible did you know that the universe is talking to his cat literally didn't man I'm on top of the world cloud nine I'm out here kill him again Plus this tangerine vest got me feeling like a million bucks [ __ ] he was a cool guy but the Alpha just threw me off like I don't know if he was what he was going for but I was not messing with it I think doughboys failing I'm just looking at this [ __ ] outfit from afar this is for his spirit he wouldn't bought an outfit for today you see what you see how he's prepared I woke up like a regular negging like I always am but Teddy over there Teddy looks like a [ __ ] [ __ ] on casual Friday that's what he looks like I'm not worried about that [ __ ] or his dingy la head I had to rank Teddy one through five on appearance I give him a negative three thousand cuz that [ __ ] is horrible in the face I know I'm sorry yeah okay John kiyah John feel oh this is not you say your song something that'll make it go wrong love and happiness I'm dull boy you call me Bugs Bunny tomato how do you feel depression jebaited it's my guess my street not come on the street background I can tell by your team see the sea that's not a street credibility in my mouth happy Wow what do you mix it with great cuz I do that too I got something thing what's up I'm celibate oh we can envision taking myself to marriage yeah I don't know this we are consenting adults understand me ain't kids young saying I'm like [ __ ] just get to the point what you want to talk about if you want to smash just anyone is smashed stop being a sucker like Teddy we're writing poems that's type [ __ ] he do looking into your eyes is like simmering skittles at so fat ass up Doughboy says a lot of [ __ ] no boy calls himself Channing Tatum a line that he stole from Drake he stole drugs life but he can't steal none of Drake's wardrobe to help his own fashion sense out he's clearly 37 a AARP card on the way gums galore that should be your new nickname gums the Lord got a couple wedding dates planned as we go over see ya know I just don't have it because I have a theory big girl vagina tastes like cinema Oh everybody was saying all night long there so now strictly to be selfish it's because before I decide to be celibate almost seven eight years ago I slept with so many men somebody oh um maybe what i'ma tell you i'ma break MA group because normally I would date I usually like me every girl don't date like us but listen but you know why because I hate after you have sex in the home what make it looking for your clothes we just will look like two big bears looking for picnic basket I don't like Teddy ray yeah this is short for Theodore Theodore okay Croatian okay the third you have a green food into the bedroom absolutely oh my god I'm not talking I add chocolate syrup I'm talking about peanut butter on your ankle I'm talking about we've got one time I got a snicker stuck inside of them all have to go to the hospital you people think I'm a [ __ ] law YouTube so I never saw anything on YouTube but now I can look on there and I look it up so you would how'd you get to be a big star I just started [ __ ] up in life and then come he eventually became our last option and before you sit down come in for two seconds I wanna I wanna I got it we got to do this okay okay now stop look how good we look together I got a kissing scene with Bobby you know you know frito-lay we don't see about getting you a love scene with Tyrese in the next class I'm gonna talk to Russell about thank you just got all your points I do I see potential in you Bobby I don't know you [ __ ] yourself but I want you to make I can cook but I love to make mark I've always had a hearing holes can't cook but they can bake oh okay oh yeah they could go set a timer for something the oven don't suck a day come back it's not like catfish nice to meet you thank you so much got the digits got the digit got the digits hey are you doing my name is Doughboy Bobby Bobby I feel like we should just like Netflix at my crib where's your crib at just keep scooting shot maybe I have gotten girlfriends just off sitting text messages every morning like took a picture of me and her and sitting like look I want you to see us together I do things like that so just persistently is the key you saving that box for the Lord Jesus don't [ __ ] that expensive belongs to Jean you can't keep shining up these long-long that's not right you'll be okay oh I like you already he says you got a real cool guy likes my week when I start greed I think the devil's coming to hear me puts the belong to Jesus my Percival owner Jesus my president wrong with Jesus it's like this site how did I get here what kind of date is this talk about the advantages male 1 you said joke loosing flanges can we get you know anyone write zero rice to write zero on you you better not write zero who let it stop the Lord is really guiding my steps you know he's ordering my steps through his word and he's ordering doughboys outfit back to the story that was the worst Burlington purchase I've ever seen in my life so we just finished speed-dating um some hoes love they did not when I was going out more so for vibes she feel me I'm looking I'm looking for the farms I'm trying to see where girls spirit at I mean I think we already know we won this challenge I mean I didn't want to set you up for failure because you got a booger okay look let's find out what they say John see you've been wanting to throw you some clothes oh my just have to catch it I guess deep as a puddle ain't deep [ __ ] I'm deep like the ocean in the abyss spell abyss okay god damn I beat you by 30 cows it would go for 90 [ __ ] point [ __ ] Dee's house [ __ ] I beat the [ __ ] out of you I think it was all that white [ __ ] you know Oh like everywhere zero and he was a good sport about it I want you to return that suit to Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory when carrots go to heaven you see Doughboy at the gate let you win so hop in the comments ladies let us know who you would rather date and then also let us know what other crazy sick child wants to do on Doughboy this is Teddy red Teddy right mrs. Doughboy my legacy subscribe to channel share the video the boys thugs bunny Jhansi I'm giving you a negative team no points more you was better than me so much to the fact that we got a show on a TD this is first karaoke imma [ __ ] every time oh boy come on kick it from the start and the beat just come off we do it for love yes I do thank you bumping up on

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Length: 11min 41sec (701 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 23 2016