I Accidentally Went on a Gay Date - Barry Brewer

but i had another concept that i was miscons a misconception i had before i moved out here i thought all gay guys was flamboyant so i thought all gay dudes were flamboyant man and come find out they not they come all different types some of them act just like me talk just like me you will never know it i didn't know i went on a gay date and i ain't know it wait hold on let me take let me hey bro let me tell you what happened first i'm not gay i'm just gonna let you know what happened because i didn't know he act like me talk just like me i play a lot of basketball i was gonna go to the nba i'm like no i'm letting lebron have it i'm gonna do these jokes at the lab factory [Music] i'm hoping one day i don't know if you go to open runs for you know men and women open gym you pick your five somebody else pick day five the winner stay on so i'm at the gym in hollywood i'm at the gym this dude six five walk in i'm like oh he on my squad off back you know what i mean he gets on the court we don't lose a game this boy is special you ever see somebody playing regular basketball you're like you don't belong here like why are you not somewhere making millions you are too gifted to be with us he was that good i'm throwing them oops this boy is cold damn boy is nice and there's a bat i'm a basketball fan understand that's what i wanted to do but i'm going to let them have that i'm here so when i see him i'm intrigued i'm like man i need to let him play with me in the leagues and the little you know adult leagues so after they run and someone like hey bro you nice man i'm like you played professionally he's like yeah i did play it overseas i don't play no more he's like hey what you doing later nine nine nine [Music] hey i got laker tickets put your number in this phone you can roll you want to roll yes i want to go yeah i'm going so you give me the phone i put my number his phone it's a samsung i will be ready i will be there he gets to the house he texts me like i brought him downstairs i'm like i'm still getting dressed i'll be down in a minute he got that early he got there early he come get me man i come downstairs and he has the new tahoe truck i don't know if y'all seen the new tahoe truck but it's a nice truck and when i came downstairs the passenger door was open but he was in the car seat but i'm like man these they're not technology getting out of the van they got a button that can open the passenger door that's what i'm thinking i don't know if you've been in the new toggle trucks but when i got a chair the chairs are really big so if you're not really a heavy set person like it really consumes you like you're like oh it kind of hugs you i was in the chat like oh this is nice this is you like you like that i'm like yes this is a nice this is really nice it's a nice you got a nice car this is a great purchase it is lonnie imma finish it please forgive me so we get to the game i think we'll have some decent seats when we get to the game we got floor seats i don't know about you i ain't never said i ain't know how to act i'm like things i think [Applause] and in my mind dudes don't acknowledge this i'm like this is my new best friend ain't nobody ever treated me like this laura sees i'm like bro i'm gonna be the best man at this dude wedding if he got the best man i'd be the ring bearer i don't care i'd be a grown man walking down the aisle with a pillow love and happen so we so we're at the game and i don't know if you ever said you know i'm used to sitting with a peasant sit i've never sat in the at the floor so when you see the floor you get a menu i wasn't used to me you got to have money now you got to save up a few months mortgages buy some nachos down there so i was looking a little conflicted because i wasn't prepared he's like april whatever you want it's on me i was like for real man thank you man so we ordering food he got cotton candy you ain't like [Applause] game is over we chilling everything cool ain't that name that crazy he take me to the crib and we talking so i get out the car he get out the car i'm not like well okay you know we're still talking maybe he'll want the conversation to end i don't know it's not really normal for dudes to get out the car with you you know but never it wasn't that crazy because he had like me talk just like me you know what i mean so i'm like bro you coming to who friday because it's wednesday remember i just met him that day he's like yeah for sure i'm like cool bro i'm gonna highlight you then so i come in for the normal hug like dudes do come in like this like boy when i come in like this he opened up both his arms and i'm coming in but i'm trying to rationalize what is why he got both his arms open i just met him today i hug my brother with two arms maybe he think we had like a brother kind of connection because it was a good time i want it to be real weird because i just had the time in my life so i just commit and start making that noise just to make me feel more like a man i'm like ah boy i'm always crazy when i'm in the hug his face touch mine so i move over i'm like maybe he didn't know and he come again i feel his face like hey bro your face it's gay bro your face touch your mind he like i am gay like like you're a lady like you happy he's like no okay that's why we went on this date like when you don't know what you're talking about bro but what bro it ain't funny ain't nobody else around to laugh why you playing bro he's like i'm gay i'm like bro stop playing no you not bro you act like me you talk just like me he's like what that's supposed to mean did you not gay what do you mean you didn't say bananas and prune joes you ain't saying none of that he's like i asked you i'm like you don't ask you ain't you did not okay yeah you did ask me out but i know i don't know and i start thinking about everything i'm like i put my number in his phone he picked me up he bought me food i was thinking about the pictures and everything i'm like this dude took me on a date and i was the girl and i liked it oh my god all right i was like bro i'm not gay i'm not gay he's like we can't do this again i'm like no he's like man it's just that i had season tickets i was like i'm not gay but you want to go out for some bananas and pearl juice we can talk about it hey y'all

Channel: Chocolate Sundaes Comedy Show

Views: 3,357,563

Rating: 4.9423184 out of 5

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Id: 1QhYHBdAw64

Length: 7min 59sec (479 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 13 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/GamerAndGrower]

That’s was pretty damn funny. Those lakers season tickets would be damn hard to pass on lol

[u/manic_panic]

He’s good, good delivery, funny.

[u/Divinepyramid]

“I’ll be his best man. If he already has a best man I’ll be the ring bearer...” Rotfl!

[u/Assfleck]

That was a good laugh

[u/terminalcomputer]

Awesome delivery. Dude should be his best friend. He knows how to have a good time!

[u/KingBobOmber]

This guys is dope! Hilarious scenario

[u/conancat]

Yeah gay dates do be like that 😂

[u/it8mi2]

Good stuff. Looks like Kat Williams is an influence, the way he’s about to hump that stool.

[u/Claydameyer]

Very funny. Loved it!