While You Were Out

hey Whitney I'm doing Malory Hey oh thanks so much for picking me up from the airport oh you're welcome anytime Oh also I brought your phone oh thank you you know I'm leaving this at home was the best mistake I ever made yeah anyway is it okay if I take my messages right now oh yeah of course I'm just gonna pull the car around okay thanks you have 95 new messages Oh first message hey Whitney its Matt I hope you're having fun listen I was just calling about your dog I know you gave me very specific instructions on what to feed him but I have a hypothetical question for you what if maybe he got confused and ate all of your laundry detergent and then vomited all over your bed hypothetically okay thanks bye yeah message Carlos my love is Veronica let's run away together Mia morning you are beautiful beautiful Nicaraguan man and I love you and message Whitney this is your grandmother I haven't seen you in a while message deleted next message Carlos I do not understand why you did not call me back and who is that woman on your answering machine call me back you filthy traitor I am so sad with this sadness for you honey message skipped hi Whitney this is dr. alder we just got the results of your biopsy back and well I don't want to be a negative Nancy pension deleted hey Whitney it's Matt again remember how I left you a message yesterday saying that your dog hypothetically ate your laundry detergent it wasn't hypothetical and he's been foaming at the mouth and vomiting everywhere and I think that now he craves human blood he's been hunting me all day I've barricaded myself in your closet but I might not make it I'm afraid with me next message Carlos Carlos who the heck is Carlos I wanted you to know that we have reached phase three I repeat we have reached phase three and by that I mean I put the bomb where you want to be - oh well hello beautiful you must be Carlos's little squeeze you look nervous you want to know how I got this number the game is up Carlos I finally found you I tracked this número down and to repay you for what you did to me and my Familia I burned your house to the ground ha ha now you're home and you're weirdly feminine throw pillows and you're Justin Bieber posters are nothing but the ashes that message he ain't my hand your rabid beast of a dog ate my hair also your house is on fire what's up with that ready to go I'm so excited to introduce you to my new boyfriend his name's Carlos I don't know what he does but he makes a lot of money

Channel: Studio C

Views: 3,398,571

Rating: 4.9556088 out of 5

Keywords: BYUtv, Studio C, Mallory Everton, Jason Gray, Whitney Call, College Humor, Humor, College, Funny, trip, messages

Id: Fj4QCbctz7M

Length: 3min 39sec (219 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 12 2012