♪♪ <i> [audience cheering]</i> I am Gunnery Sergeant Lewis,
your senior drill instructor! From now on,
you will not speak unless spoken to. Do you dirty maggots
understand? Sir, yes, sir! I can't hear you! SIR, YES, SIR! If you survive
recruit training, then you will be
a weapon of war, but until that day,
you are worthless maggots. You will not like me,
but the more you hate me, the more you will learn. Is that clear,
you filthy Margarets? What's so funny,
soldier? You called us
Margarets, sir. What's your name,
soldier? Private Allsop, sir. From now on, your name
is Private Margaret. Do you like that name? Sir, yes, sir. Does it make you feel pretty,
like Lady Gaga? Sir? Because Margaret
is her real name. Do you not know
Lady Goggle? Lady Gaga, sir? Her real name
is Stephanie, sir. DID YOU JUST SPEAK
OUT OF TURN, MARGARET-- MAGGOT? Sorry, sir. Now drop
and give me tenty! Tenty? Sir? Yes! Tenty! Ten for speaking
out of turn and the rest for knowing
what her actual name is! You wipe that smile
off your face, soldier! I can't help it, sir! You wipe that smile off
or for the next month, you'll be cleaning
these Baracks! OBAMA! BARRACKS! DANG IT! Are you finished
with your push-ups? I think so, sir,
I did 12. Do you not know
how to count? To tenty, sir? [gasping] [twittery whistle-blowing] You dare disrespect me? I swear, I will have you
join those idiots at the ghost guard! Ghost guard? Yes! The Ghost Guard! Now go be a ghost. [moaning] Never have I seen
a sorrier bunch of recruits. [mutters]: At least
we can talk. WHAT DID YOU SAY? Nothing, sir! Do you think it's funny,
the way I tack? [squeaks] Sir, no, sir. Slap yourself
in the face. Keep slapping
until it turns 'Nam. Norm! Narm! Do you mean numb, sir? NO! NAM! As in Viet-nam,
which is where you're all going. Sir, the last time
we were in 'Nam it didn't go so well, sir! I DO NOT CARE! REPREHENSIBLE-
HENSIBLE! I SWEAR,
I WILL HAVE YOU ALL JOIN THE VIETNAM
GHOST GUARD! JUST GO TO 'NAM! GO! Really, sir? GO! WHY DON'T I HEAR BOOING? [booing] <i> [audience cheering]</i> I think I just
started a war. <i> [audience cheering]</i> Listen up,
you maggots! Make sure to sub-scrib
to our channel! Sub-scrib, sir? Yeah! And make sure to
locket! Locket, sir? [stammering] L--
Yeah! And make sure to
camment below on your favorite pert! [laughs]
