♪♪ ♪♪ [on phone]:<i> Hey,
you've reached Laura.</i> <i> Sorry I didn't answer.</i> <i> Leave a message and
I'll get back to you.</i> [beep] Hey, Laura. Uh, it's- it's your date, it-
Jason, I don't know if you- just- I-
just- it's Jason, your date from the other day. [stammering] I was just calling to see
if you'd like to- to see how you're doing, um,
so anyways, yeah, just call me back,
buddy-dawg. [muttering] [beep] [robotic voice]<i> To send
this message, press 6.</i> <i> To delete and re-record,
press 7.</i> Oh, bless you,
Verizon engineers. [beep] Thank you. All right. [exhales] You got this. [high voice]
Hi Laura, it's Jason! Brr! No, no. [deep voice]
Hi Laura, it's Jason. Nope, nope, come on, man. Find the happy medium. All right. Just keep it loose,
keep it loose, keep it loose. [grunt] [deep sleazy voice]
Hey baby girl, mm! How's my sugar cube? Uh-huh. No, no, no, no. That's too loose. Uh, maybe, uh, something-
distinguished? Presidential! Presidential, yeah. [Trump voice] Hello Laura,
it's Jason Gray, you had a great time
on our date, don't deny it, okay? Call me back or
I will deport you, you nasty little-
no, no, not that one. [Tina Belcher voice] Um,
I was wondering if you'd like to go on a double date
with Jimmy Junior and maybe we could
get some burgers. Uhhhhh. [Snape voice] Call me back or
ten points from Gryf-Tinder. I hate myself. ♪ La-la-la-Laura! I'm lovin' it! ♪ Call me back, pretty please! [Schwarzenegger voice] Call me
back if you want to date! [Kermit voice]
♪ Why are there so many girls who
won't date me? ♪ [Chewbacca noise] [Jack Nicholson voice]
All work and no dating makes Jason
a lonely boy. [Liam Neeson voice] I have a
very particular set of skills. Skills that I have acquired
from being single a very long time. I will look for you
on match.com. I will find you,
and I will date you. [Schwarzenegger voice]
Get to the fro-yo stand! Do it! [Kermit voice] ♪ Someday I'll
find it, a human connection. ♪ [Trump voice]
Make dating great again. [Tina Belcher voice]
Uhhhh. AH! [Chewbacca noise] [Tina Belcher voice]
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! [hissing] [beeping] [sigh] Okay. [beep] Hi Laura, it's Jason. Um, I had a really great time
on our date the other night. I was wondering if you
could call me back. That'd be great, thanks. Bye. I did it! Yes! Yes! [beep] [sighing] [robotic voice]<i>
Messages sent.</i> Messages? [robotic voice]<i>
Message 39.</i> <i> [Chewbacca noise]</i> [The Godfather voice] Hey guys,
thanks for watching the video. Please subscribe. [Kramer voice] Yeah, and you
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