New Year's Resolution

hey Matt just returning your hedge clippers oh thank you what do you up to I'm just working on some of my new year's resolutions actually oh I'm impressed what kind of goals did you make quite a few but the one I'm working on right now is stealing you used to steal things no no but I do now excuse me I've been stealing things all day here's some guy's wallet a really nice looking watch and these ones belong to some poor soul who left them unattended at McDonald's ah Matt those look like kids shoes Oh undoubtedly yeah they were sitting outside the ball pit so in the wheelchair please tell me you didn't stolen this was the easiest one actually make it hardly chase me without this baby oh you've got to be kidding me it's so castle that's the propeller for a Cessna airplane it's important you made a resolution to steal things that's the worst thing I've ever heard well at least I'm making goals I can stick to I also resolved not to eat any more fruits or vegetables and I was doing very well until I was diagnosed with scurvy bit into a hamburger and lost three teeth oh but your resolutions aren't making you a better person you should be trying to improve yourself not everything is about me okay right now I want to focus on others and how I can use them to my advantage okay well it just so happens that my new year's resolution is to do a good deed daily so today I'm going to start by returning all of the stuff that you've stolen including me what's no memory I want to find a rabbit and make it weird wings it's science what is going on here I believe I'm being robbed officer oh no that is a lie he is stolen all of this stuff in here he made a new year's resolution to steal things including these kids shoes sure he did no I'm you gotta believe me he doesn't even need this wheelchair how Oh oh no you're cute just show me been friendly to walk it what are you doing your matter you can't ride around in a wheelchair the gloves somebody else we got a situation salad please I don't know what she's doing here exactly but tips knob yeah what are you doing man stop that yeah officer sorry you will respect my authority Coffee yourself to the Segway you heard me do it sir Thank You officer keep up oh my gosh should probably lay low for a while

Channel: Studio C

Views: 2,960,006

Rating: 4.9397788 out of 5

Keywords: BYUtv, New Years, resolutions, new years resolutions, funny, humor, college humor, comedy, fun, dc, divine comedy, Matt Meese, Mallory Everton, Jason Gray, Whitney Call

Id: jV5JFEmLbjM

Length: 4min 6sec (246 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 05 2012