Surprise Party Slaughter

>>HEY WHITNEY? YOU THERE? YOU THERE WHITNEY? HI, CAN I TALK TO WHITNEY'S HUSBAND? HEY TIM, THIS IS HANK. YEAH, WHITNEY'S BOSS. YEAH, I WAS CALLING TO FINALIZE TONIGHT'S PLANS FOR WHITNEY'S SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY? SURE I CAN HOLD. [CELL PHONE MOO-ING] >>HEY, LOOK MOM. I CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW. YEAH, I TOLD YOU I DON'T WORK ON A FARM ANYMORE. GOT ME A DESK JOB. WELL WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO ONTO THE GOOGLE AND TYPE IN HOW TO SLAUGHTER A COW? ALL RIGHT, I'LL WALK YOU THROUGH IT. JUST HOLD YOUR HORSES. YEAH, I'M PRETTY SURE WHITNEY DOESN'T SUSPECT A THING. UH-HUH. YEAH, SO JUST TO DOUBLE CHECK WE'RE ALL GOING TO MEET UP AT SIX O'CLOCK AND THEN CATCH HER OFF GUARD WHEN SHE GETS HOME FORM WORK? OKAY. NOW THE FIRST THING YOU WANT TO DO IS STAY OUT OF HER WAY 'CAUSE SHE'S A BIG 'OL HEIFER. YEAH. SHE'LL CRUSH YOU LIKE A COKE CAN. YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I SHE'S BEEN FATTENING UP ALL WINTER. OH, AND MAKE SURE TO SEDATE HER BEFORE SHE REALIZES SHE'S BEING ATTACKED OR SHE'LL STRUGGLE SOMETHING AWFUL. MY HOW THAT COW CAN BELLOW. YEAH, ALL OF WHITNEY'S FRIENDS KNOW ABOUT IT. YEP, THEY'RE EXCITED TO SEE IT GO DOWN. GOING TO BE THE PARTY OF THE YEAR. WHOLE OFFICE IS IN ON IT. EVEN THE GUYS DOWN AT THE PARKING GARAGE. HEY, YEAH, LOOK, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU USE TO KNOCK HER OUT. OKAY? YEAH. JUST GRAB YOURSELF SOME CHLOROFORM, TRANQUILIZER DARTS, TWO BY FOUR UP SIDE THE HEAD-- >>TIM, PICK UP, PICK UP! >>HEY, THANKS TIM. I COULDN'T HAVE DONE THIS WITHOUT YOU. >>MAYBE IT'S A DIFFERENT TIM. >>I MEAN EVERY HUSBAND PLANS ON DOING SOMETHING LIKE THIS, BUT HOW MANY ACTUALLY GO THROUGH WITH IT? OKAY, I GOT TO GO. UH-HUH. YEAH, JUST MAKE SURE AND KILL HER QUICK SO SHE DOESN'T SUFFER. WE DON'T WANT TO HURT HER, WE JUST WANT TO EAT HER. OKAY. HEY, WE'LL SEE YOU SOON TIM. OKAY. YEAH, HOPE YOU'RE AS HUNGRY AS I AM. OKAY. >>ALL RIGHT BOSS. EVERYTHING IS READY FOR TONIGHT. I'VE GOT THE BLINDFOLD AND THE BASEBALL BAT. >>YEE-HAW.

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Keywords: Studio C, BYUtv, BYU Television (TV Network), party, suprise, suprise party, BYU, Brigham Young University (Organization), funny, humor, college, comedy, college humor, key and peele, funny or die, Whitney Call, Jason Gray, DC, Divine Comedy, spoof, sketch, Sketch Comedy (TV Genre)

Id: 7u4pVvhqI-s

Length: 3min 5sec (185 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 14 2013