♪♪ >>AH, MY DEAR CAPTAIN, DO I UNDERSTAND CORRECTLY THAT YOU ARE RECOVERING FROM GRAVE INJURIES? >>INDEED I AM. RALLYING THE TROOPS AT FORT EDWARD PROVED NO SMALL TASK. >>DEAR ME, IS IT SERIOUS? >>NOT AT ALL. HERE, HAVE A LOOK. [COLLECTIVE GASP] >>OH! [MEN CHUCKLE] >>WE HAVE CAUGHT A COUPLE OF ANGELS. >>INDEED. >>AH, LUCKY CHAPS. NOTHING SO WARMS THE HEART AS AN OPPORTUNITY TO BOAST ONE'S STRENGTH WHILE BEING CLOSE TO A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN. >>HEAR HEAR. OH, SHE SMELLS DIVINE. >>DON'T BE CREEPY, CRENSHAW. >>SORRY, I HAD TO POP INTO THE KITCHEN FOR A LITTLE NIBBLE. OH DEAR. WHAT HAPPENED HERE? >>NOTHING, LADY GORDON, I WAS JUST SHOWING THIS GOOD SIR MY WAR WOUNDS. >>WHA- OH! >>OH! >>[CHUCKLES] >>DEAR CAPTAIN, WOULD YOU MIND BUTTONING UP YOUR SHIRT? <i>>>OH, OF COURSE.</i> EVER SO SORRY. >>LOOK AT US: THREE GALLANT GENTLEMEN. >>YES, A LITTLE FASTER PLEASE, CAPTAIN. >>OH MY. I DON'T KNOW IF I FAINTED FROM THE SCAR OR FROM SEEING CAPTAIN MANFRED'S BRAWNY CHEST. [ALL LAUGH] >>GOOD LADIES, MIGHT WE GUIDE YOU TO YOUR SEAT? >>OR JUST STAND YOU UP RIGHT HERE. >>EVERYONE! THE BRITISH ARE COMING! >>WHAT? >>OH! >>OH! >>THESE POOR FRAIL WOMEN. >>WOULD WE SAY FRAIL? >>OH DEAR. WE'VE DONE IT AGAIN, HAVEN'T WE? >>'TIS NOTHING BUT A TRIFLE, MY LADY. >>AH YES, BUT JUST TO BE SAFE, I'M GOING TO STAND OVER HERE. >>[GROANING] >>OH, THIS MAN'S BEEN SHOT! >>OH! >>OH! >>I'VE GOT YOU! >>OH! >>NO! >>OH, MY WEAK CONSTITUTION, I COULDN'T POSSIBLY... >>LADY GORDON, LOOK ME IN THE EYES! STAY AWAKE, WOMAN! >>OH YES, THAT- I FEEL QUITE ALL RIGHT, BUT I WOULDN'T MIND ANOTHER DANISH. >>OH, I DO BELIEVE YOU'VE HAD THE LAST. >>OH! >>OH! [GROANS] HOW? >>DO NOT BE TOO HARD ON LADY GORDON. SHE IS A DELICATE CREATURE. >>DELICATE? AND HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN HOW THE JAWS OF LIFE HAVE HELD ONTO THIS PASTRY? >>YOU KNOW, PERHAPS WE HAD BETTER ESCORT THESE WOMEN HOME. >>YES, IT'S JUST A FEW MILES FROM HERE. >>[GROANS] I'M GOING TO PRETEND I DIDN'T HEAR THAT. >>OH, WAIT! THE REDCOATS ARE RIGHT OUTSIDE! >>OF COURSE. >>TO THE BACK DOOR, THEN? >>YES, YES. >>[GRUNTS] >>WAIT! THERE ARE A PACK OF ANGRY WILD WOLVES OUT BACK! >>WHAT? >>TO THE FRONT! >>[GRUNTING] >>WAIT! THE REDCOATS AND WOLVES ARE WORKING TOGETHER! TO THE BACK! >>TAKE YOUR SWEET TIME! [GRUNTING] HERE WE GO. THIS WAS A MISTAKE. [WHIMPERING] >>WAIT! >>[SCREAMS] FOR THE LOVE! JUST PICK A PLACE, MY FACE IS GOING NUMB! >>WE ARE COMPLETELY SURROUNDED. >>WE HAVE TO BARRICADE THE DOOR. >>OH, I'VE GOT YOUR BARRICADE RIGHT HERE. >>BY JOVE. >>I SEE I'VE BEEN INSENSITIVE. >>PERHAPS MOVE THE LADIES UPSTAIRS OUT OF HARMS WAY. >>OKAY, BUT CAN WE PLEASE SWITCH? >>COME ALONG, WE MUSTN'T DAWDLE. >>LADY GORDON, QUICKLY. >>OH, MY DEAR LADY. >>UNBELIEVABLE. >>BY JOVE. >>DON'T PRETEND YOU KNOW MY PAIN. [GRUNTING] OKAY, PARDON ME. >>OH, WHERE AM I? >>I WAS JUST MOVING YOU TO SAFETY, LADY GORDON. >>WELL AREN'T YOU THE MOST CHIVALROUS MAN? >>YES, YES, I'M VERY CHIVALROUS. OKAY. NEXT TIME, I'M GOING TO BUY A GROUND LEVEL HOME. >>THE WOMEN SHOULD HEAD UPSTAIRS. YOU MUSTN'T BE HERE WHEN THE FIGHTING COMMENCES. >>MOVE ALONG. >>DO BE CAREFUL. >>OH, THEY'RE SETTING THE ROOF ON FIRE! THE WOMEN ARE UP THERE! >>NO! <i>>>[SIGHS]</i> <i>[THUMPS FROM ABOVE] </i> <i>>>[SIGHS]</i> <i>[THUMPS FROM ABOVE] </i> <i>>>[SIGHS]</i> >>YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. >>THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR JOINING US. >>GO EASY ON THE PASTRIES. >>WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK! ♪♪ WHAT A DELIGHTFUL SKETCH! NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'M GOING TO POP OVER TO THE ICEBOX FOR A LITTLE MORSEL. >>COMMENT BELOW WITH AN EXPERIENCE THAT ALMOST MADE YOU FAINT. MINE INVOLVED RESCUING A SMALL CHILD FROM A SHE-BEAR. >>A SHE-BEAR? OH, OH... >>NO, LADY- OH. REMEMBER TO SUBSCRIBE.
