Which Try Guy Is The Best Kisser? - The TryPod Ep. 105

ramble thanks to mint mobile ritual chime and raycons for sponsoring today's episode can you see my dick on the camera sorry do i see your dick are we cropped above my eyes yeah we don't see your dick why because i was adjusting myself heavily during that i just didn't need another one no we don't see your dick on the camera miles you need to let us know if you're filming our dicks zach i can see your dick on the camera oh no yeah actually i'm okay with that you're yeah now just so you know your dick is not on camera but mine is zack yours is yeah well so your dream is to get that charizard right any charizard well you don't even care about if it's so or not the shining fate charizard is the current like most desired charizard but i would take the darkness of blaze charizard i attacked the pokepot i take the original i take the xy evolutions reverse holochar start or hollow charizard our hall or charles rv you know there's a lot of charizards out there not a one for me so check this math out yeah you got a 1 400 chance of opening it and you get two chances every single pack you've opened 180 packs that means you've had 360 total chances at it yeah the way you do that is you calculate the um the chance of not getting it uh multiply that by itself 360 times so the chance of not getting it is like 99 point something percent yeah every single time yep but now that you've done it 360 times that gets lower and lower and lower and now i've calculated that at 180 packs you have a have had a 60 chance over all of that work at getting a charizard wow so you're you so you are officially now unlucky yeah oh i know i know i'm unlocked yeah it's tough and like that this isn't counting all the packs open as a child and never got a charizard right like in my life i probably opened 300 packs of pokemon cards no no charizard in any set whatsoever welcome to the tripod uh we got a very special episode today keith you're obviously looking for a pokeman yeah all right was that a layup for a conversation because we're already talking about this conversation pete's dream is to find a charizard and i think zach has a dream that was recently fulfilled yeah he would like to share see that's a segue that was a [ __ ] good segue too you know what that was good guys very exciting news unicorn diddy verse i this week got to fulfill a lifelong dream and when i say lifelong yeah i was born and this dream was instilled in me before i even knew you got by mitzvahed you became a man i did not get bar mitzvah no that that will happen at some point any other guesses oh you found a charizard um you you're having a baby no don't put don't don't don't make the audience guess about my pregnancy status uh you got metal legs uh you are showing a little bit on this week's episode of guilty pleasures i got to talk to the entire cast of fast and furious i got to hang out i got to zoom interview with vin diesel john cena michelle rodriguez and director justin lin it is crazy it is like the most mind-blowing thing so this monday's episode is me hanging out with daddy vin dreams come true hey now hey now all right three questions to what the audience's appetite okay who is the nicest honestly well they were all sweethearts john cena michelle rodriguez is just an angel of a human playing against type she plays like such a like tough [ __ ] on camera but she you will see wow just the delight of a human okay the second question who was the most uh well-spoken john cena the most eloquent okay like not to say the others aren't john cena one answer that is about four minutes long that is the most beautiful monologue like honestly it was about the power of media and i like it's crazy guys it's beautiful he's unbelievable i this guy and finally uh did you tell vin diesel that vin is your daddy you're gonna have to tune in to find out when when specifically does it drop monday monday monday wow i can't wait i can't wait you talk about fast and furious as much as keith talks about pokemon you've always wanted to meet vindy's guys i photoshop him hugging you what's kind of strange well okay that's my private business now okay when you hear his voice in your ear like he came on the zoom on the podcast and you're like oh my god yeah oh my you you are a star that's the iron giant in my ear right now his voice sounds processed it sounds edited and toned it definitely is going through filters yeah it's crazy by the way here's an exciting thing for you eugene he i found out is huge into astrology and so i where was i i asked him a question about astrology that you know so much about i know well his mom he grew up you'll see the bible yeah his mom was like it's huge in a strategy so he grew up around it yeah they're not what you think they are yeah it really seems it is his voice really like this even i find that there's a lot of people that believe in astrology that also stand on magnets so my dream came true but your dreams may come true today too on another episode 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podcast team baby and now yeah we got a full fleet spreading our wings spreading our wings and learning to fly and speaking of fly i'd like to ask why the world's full of mysteries and the try guys are cancelled but you know what's not the why guys you all have been wondering things in the try guys more like the y guys this segment is title first uh so i'm gonna i wasn't sure if i was on board the first time but now it's hitting me it's why do we do things no i have a couple questions and for the biggest boys in town and zach little little corn cup to ask why does this stuff happen and when first question why did watergate happen i'm sorry are you like quizzing us on history no i just i'm curious about why why why did watergate have why did watergate happen well there's a lot of corruption in government i mean people with a lot of power feel like they can get away with anything and so they try to and then eventually you know it all comes crumbling that's i think it boils down to a lot of insecurity yeah on richie's part little dick little old dick nixon mm-hmm yeah yeah nixon wanted to win at all costs and like broke into some hotel or something to steal stuff for i know that we like look back and be like oh nixon sucked but like he really [ __ ] sucks a lot yeah deep throat it's such a funny shout i just also i think it's so cool like and on top of being such a great actor robert redford helped save america yeah that's good he what he he what's his role in the story he broke the story robert redford what guys i'm so friendly today are you guys all the presidents it was chilly in l.a and my sinuses are all scientists i'm flaming two pollen came out this week pollen came out pollen dropped a new album this week yeah i i'm with you you know okay i have a science question from my science daddy oh thank you uh do you know why when i step into the sunlight i sneeze from allergies not when i'm outside i'm already outside and then a beam of sun blasts into my face and i go you get the sun sneeze sun sneezes what is that about we've talked about this before don't you dare miles i've talked about it but i don't know if we've explained it no i don't know what it means and how and honestly i can't tell you why well i i don't know that's a biology question it happens to me i'm a physical sciences daddy the hammers boys are all sun sneezers dad oh i do remember now we talked about sun sneezers that was early tripod yeah you're a sun sneezer all right i'm i'm good with this rerun yeah i never sneezed in the sun really oh he's not a sun sneezer next question um why guys why is mayo what the [ __ ] is the segment i just googled it nobody knows it says the mechanism of action is not well understood but it affects 18 to 35 percent of the world's population they call it a photic sneeze reflex as in yeah yeah we're minority okay it's it's like it's caused by the light yeah i'll answer your question miles i'll play your [ __ ] game yeah why is mayo mayo is mayo yeah and mayo is underrated eggs that right are in it yeah i kind of feel like uh mayo got this weird rap at some point everyone thought like it was like super bad for you and gross and they're like oh man and a lot of things sorry to the people in my present company that are like white especially got associated like it's like how people say like uh vanilla is bad but you're like wait vanilla is amazing tasting i'm sorry that you got associated with whiteness but it's like very good and mayo on many dishes is delicious do you remember your first mayonnaise experience yeah i do i was like i don't like mayonnaise and then i got the hearties a carl's jr monster burger when it first ever launched and i asked for it with no mayo but you know what i got it with mayo and i ate it and i was conflicted i thought it was delicious but all my life i had thought that i didn't like mayonnaise and turns out i did one of those things that the media twists against wow you grow up watching these cartoons where they're like mayo's gross same with anchovies [ __ ] ninja turtles ruined my trophies are so good they're great yeah they can be good those lying turtles sacks of [ __ ] do they not like anchovies are you kidding me miles did you ever watch teenage mutant ninja turtles [ __ ] yeah brother they would order the pizza they would say all their toppings and then all in unison they would go no anchovy i guess they are in the fish family yeah so maybe they didn't want to eat like well they're they're reptiles water creatures anchovies well he's talking about the anchovies reptiles and turtles reptiles i thought they were amphibians turtles are reptiles right now reptiles is the like there's a bigger genus species yeah yeah i don't know what amphibians means maybe that's a subset of reptiles maybe it just means creatures that live in the water i thought it was yeah they live both are we stupid do you see how quickly i abandoned because i was afraid to look stupid i'm like oh i'm just kidding they're not ripped out fungus turtles are reptiles of the order shalonia or testudinees amphibians is not like a species genus type of thing i think it just means creatures that live in the water hmm they're not amphibians it's a type of actual no it's like a group it's so early guys i believe amphibians don't amphibians also like they are they're transformed they're pokemon they're they're from and they're like from a tadpole so there's like because reptiles are born from eggs yeah right so there's also like the birth pattern and there's also like a certain amount that they live on land and on water in terms of lifespan and i believe reptiles like especially turtles like they are amphibious where they can go on land but they are but they don't like live exclusively on science so here's the five characteristics of amphibians vertebrates skin is smooth and slimy oh yeah not turtle they breathe through their skin they're cold-blooded complex lifestyle cycle they're very complicated and uh there's many they vocalize they're loud um turtles do scream ooh snakes are amphibians and amphibians they breeze through their skin do you guys ever have a tadpole net typical net yeah i was a net for catching tadpoles no but yeah uh i told you about the time that my neighbors cleaned out their pool and they poured a bunch of they like had left their pool covered and they opened it after the winter and it had been filled with tadpoles and they bleached them all and then we scooped out all the dead bleach tadpoles it was a better story this time than last time it was a bit faster this time yeah correction snakes are wrapped up yeah i was about to say i was like that's this what about water we can't say snakes are amphibians yeah guys snakes are mammals chipmunks are amphibians i believe and ostriches yeah i have no idea what amphibians are apparently this is like four verse one google mammals yeah four idiots what i'm learning is that uh before 9am my brain doesn't work i'm abandoning every everything that i know when someone tells me something else i'm like yeah no you're right [Music] all right this might be a hot take listeners but let me just say that your bank account should work with you not against you if you're looking for a good banking system chime is an award-winning app and debit card with no hidden fees or monthly minimums and after all you know you earned your money shouldn't you be able to keep it chimes got fee free overdraft on up to a hundred dollars in debit purchases with spot me and you can get your paycheck benefits stimulus check and tax return up to two days earlier with direct deposit through chimes plus no hidden fees or monthly minimums 38 000 fee free atms with moneypass and visaplus alliance join the millions that are on chime signup takes two minutes and doesn't affect your credit score at all so apply now at chime.com try guys that's chimed.com try guys chime is a financial technology company banking services 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of on on easter you get chocolates and you get peeps peeps are garbage foam because you get cadbury eggs okay cadbury eggs i i people love those i get that but on halloween you get the full array of candy you get your snickers you get your kitkats you get your reese's you get your and it's just normal candy you could eat that in february but it's specific for the holiday i'm my point is that it's not specific it's just candy if you're going candy at halloween if you're going candy corn versus cadbury eggs then you can't eat garbage i will say this halloween is like a gambler's mindset because you can't determine what candy you're getting so if you get a jackpot that means you got big ol size chocolate bars but most halloweens you get what ninety percent smarties mm-hmm yeah and like tootsie rolls those baby milky ways yeah like that's not oh yeah that's not that fun but easter egg hunt there's nothing fun about fun from what i've seen from easter egg hunts or what i remember as a child uh there's a democratization that happens like parents will not let their kids get one egg like because a kid would get sad so there's a little more like you're guaranteed a certain amount of deliciousness at easter and i don't know if your family ever did easter baskets oh you get like a curated yeah celexione yeah that's true maybe it's just the experience you don't have to work for it you know jesus is alive what do you mean you're hunting for him no but but also in the morning you just wake up you get free basket and then you go hunt for more so it's like best of both worlds plus halloween you're like ah zombie's scary easter you're like ah zombies awesome great job j-dog you know very similar stories happening like there's a grotesque murder and then there's a zombie very halloween and i can also see how people are into the chocolate bunnies i mean i'm here for it i'm i chocolate bunnies it's a lot you don't like chocolate bunnies it's just chocolate i'm just shaking my head i'm not no halloween's better than easter but that wasn't the question i feel left out i don't know easter i'm a jew i'm sorry zach i didn't mean i feel i feel persecuted i don't mean to i know yeah i get that and we are sympathetic to you candy sucks and i don't believe in your lord do they give out candies for hanukkah or uh no hanukkah candy sucks guilt yeah come on guys we love girls you get the chocolate covered matzah normally you just get bots well you could get a chocolate covered mozza that's pretty good yeah would you rather a cadbury egg or some matzo or chocolate or chocolate covered cardboard also you can make mats yourself it's very easy that's the whole point of matzo and it's way more delicious wow i like jesus [Applause] there's a lot of controversy around all the things that came after him but like don't fault jesus for being a good dude he was the good guy yeah do we yeah i was into him like in his early work like before the crusades but yeah i guess i feel like people that love jesus wouldn't have hung out with jesus yeah but there's a vast diversity of of christians yeah there's good christians there's a lot of great christians shout out to all the good christians hey we love you yeah after what happened a little nausea i'm worried this podcast is going to get us canceled because we're talking about jesus so much that would be great for our album sales that's true i mean we're not like not like this yeah i mean he's hot don't that's what i'm thinking we're all thinking like he's got a cut bod and all of long hair no you never see an ugly jesus you got to make sure that jesus is like kind of kind of vulnerable yeah maybe there should be like a like like like a like like a thick jesus yeah you know like we should like just like big jesus like the like the pikachu yeah rainbow jesus oh my god yeah what you got here's the next why question why am i not really athletic and fit yet how old are you you miles personally yeah i just thought i could get some notes have you been trying kinda i run i mean i have ice cream and beer i every day well i'll have like sometimes i'll be like let me just have a beer and then i'll have ice cream after but then i have the beer and then i'm like ice cream be really good right now with the beer laughter i have the what's different about these two scenarios you just presented sometimes i do this and other times i do exactly well i get jealous that i might be missing out on ice cream oh but it's really just me having ice cream and i run a single mile a couple times a week oh that's good it's great that you're active hey wait is this is this actually your question look it yeah what do you mean yeah you wrote this question down i think we should kick it to zach kazak has been going on a fitness swall daddy journey and he's been doing his education getting his research correct zach tell us how to get swole so i've actually uh don't tell us no context how to get swole okay lots of carbs lots of protein and work out more lots of carbs yeah oh wow you need the carbs getting your body moving and the protein to build it back together the shortest context is i'm trying to get stronger so my body doesn't hurt all the time yeah yeah but like here's my thing is that your body doesn't hurt right uh-huh i mean it might someday you're tall so you probably have bad posture back i mean right now to get me in the frame with the camera i am slouched on the chair on the lowest side no you shouldn't do that raise the [ __ ] camera well but then posture is so important we have back pain epidemic in this country we'll buy you a new stand it's so important okay everybody's got such bad posture such bad back we're always on our phones where everyone's got text neck you know there's a real thing now there's a word for it's called text neck because everyone's slouched over and you develop this like weird little knob in the back of your neck and you've got that pain and your muscles are overcompensating if you've got a knob in the back of your neck you might be a text message is rarely represented on our podcast we got jesus we got jeff jeff oxford is kind of like the jesus of the south god you guys are so off the rails what is this [ __ ] podcast today you're talking about sick jesus and no one knows what an amphibian is i was sitting here going like who i was like everyone knows what an amphibian is and i was like wait a minute am i the dumb one i was like you said snakes are ambivious i was like isn't this the thing you learned first grade snakes are clearly reptiles i know physical sciences i don't know biology that well haven't taken it since freshman year high school anyways miles what are your fitness goals that's the most important question because there are different things you want to do is a salamander a mammal cut versus putting on muscle i want people to look at me and think wow okay so it sounds like you want to build muscle and also vanity muscle or you want to just get so [ __ ] cut that people are like wow i want to have if i can okay that's enough thanks so much for listening here's an ad i hate to bring it full circle but you want the jesus look yeah yeah i mean if you're talking about somebody that has oh my gosh i can't i cannot apologize to the christian listeners you thinkers is more vile than yeah somehow i don't personally think either a vile i don't know it's a term it's a medical team i think we've no it's not we probably shouldn't have either of them in the podcast since you know the title of our podcast is in town we literally we're talking about how we don't object is a real problem here's the answer miles yeah what's up uh on alternating this week do cardio and then do weight lifting okay um you know lift heavy weights and sets of like eight to ten reps but also be true to yourself thanks man no no don't no don't do that eugene listen to your body but do what i'm saying and listen to your heart and [Laughter] increase your protein uptake if you want to oh my god sorry i love the positivity you're free and whatever anything else i say is going to get um just a little positive bun on it but also stick to a routine careful there you go i think i think uh you bring up an interesting distinction and ned and i were talking about this while we were chilling one day which is wait hang on what would you do while you were chilling i don't know what we're doing it's probably after shoot or before we weren't there you guys that was just me and ned me and ned me and ned talking and i was talking to nelson i was i brought up the question um oh like what sport do you think west would be into because ned grew up athletic i grew up in a lot of sports and i think i realized as we were talking about this like there's a difference between athletic and fit i understand now why keith and i weren't there for this child it is interesting because when you think i was just like wow like from ages 3 to 15 at least at least eight to 10 hours of my week were spent playing sports yeah so like all i was doing was developing hand-eye coordination you know like that's like i think athleticism fitness is i think for everyone but i think athleticism is like a specific trained skill set that is kind of like it's it's like language it's like harder to pick up as you get older because it's like hard to become a professional tennis player when you're 50. which would you say i am i think you're just athletic look good i've been getting skinny and it's because i've been trying to do some cardio and some weightlifting i was really pushing and my in-laws came into town and i i went to pick up food and when i was walking back to the car they were telling becky it's like he looks big and i was like looks built oh look at my muscles are coming in my shoulders are getting bigger i'm getting specifically on the days you don't run yeah and you know take like one we're still on this one or two days as a rest day yeah do like you're really what you really want to teach i admire how into you you lit up like a dab yeah if you have me getting a fit you were like all right let's work you through this buddy yeah yeah do 20 sit-ups 20 push-ups and 20 squats i think i could do that over and over and over yeah then kind of the next day see if you can do two rounds of that yeah or you know or not and then just kind of just alternate your you're running with some stuff like that i think i could do that i think i could do this let's circle back and see how come on over the hammers burger gym oh yeah you guys got you run into gyms we got treadmill we got a roll machine we got some free weights we've got trx bands or drill drilling in the ceiling of the garage jump ropes see that's fit yeah that's fit how many soccer balls you got um no no see what that's what we got we talk a lot about like our arts background because we all have that but there is like such a thing as like athletic identity like i always know if someone was a volleyball girl like i always know i can just tell you you can tell i can tell what's the what's what is the tell i don't know i had a lot of friends who played volleyball i don't know their knees are [ __ ] up you know and there's like team sports versus solo sports and it's like something that when you're a kid sometimes it wasn't your choice to go into sports but you just did it your whole childhood so that was like your band like that was what you did all after school and i think that like when we say you have a competitive nature me and ned are like more competitive i think it's just honestly from having grown up in team sports that's right because you see a competition you're just like nice exciting i'm going to find joy out of trying to yeah even if you lose it's still like something that brings you joy but then if you don't win the next exactly yeah i was on sports teams as a child but i wasn't on the winningest ones uh but no matter win or lose pizza hut lunch buffet he's not more of like the mighty ducks type we're like we're not gonna play by the rules but we got moxie yeah knuckle puck yeah let's just [ __ ] [ __ ] up and the underdog maybe we'll rise but ah we didn't get them this season i did win some soccer games we did win some baseball games not a lot but we did win some i was on an undefeated team once it was the worst season i ever played as a pressure it was not fun yeah because it's like we're beating teams like seven nothing the best the best types of sports are the ones where it's like really close you know yeah but at the end were you like we're the best in the world baby at the end of the season to do that party i don't think so oh dang it was kind of expected like this club was like always undefeated okay listeners i imagine you're listening with headphones right now right most people do well if we got the upgrade and audio for you we're talking about the raycon wireless earbuds you know them you love them they're sleek they're hot they're everything you're 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the real world like when you play capture the flag or something for fun as an adult and then you can just clock who is in football right you're just like they're just like i'm gonna destroy you yeah you're like yeah we're like drinking we're all in our 30s no one cares i'm gonna run i'm going through you bro and that's when you're like okay these don't okay we don't need that right i'm trying to not get hurt i didn't stretch fully we should you know i didn't play in at the buzzfeed times but we should just play some softball i would love to have a softball oh yeah it's great couple beer softball games yeah zacky kornfeld was on the team you were right i had the jersey how'd it go i was fun yeah i hated it did you get any home i liked hitting i hated i hate being in the field oh i like the field no i just love swinging that [ __ ] bat i want to be an outfield in cage is really all i want kickball's good for adults can we play mythical can we do mythical versus try team kickball yes yeah yes they got more employees so they probably can feel the better roster also red and lake have such long legs i bet you they're great at kicking balls yeah we should do an intramural youtuber kickball league be really fun i can see in ned's eyes right now we're gonna [ __ ] wait pals we could take down smosh got a crew uh i bet you [ __ ] zhc he's got like 10 different little artists yeah they could do that yeah i think we could actually do this this sounds pretty good who else got a big crew mr beast everyone else is cancelled in a mustache and he's got the whistle yeah guys i think about growing the mustache what do you think i love the idea exactly i was thinking like what if okay i want to find time where i'm not on camera and like because i'm always like i try and grow a beard but then i it's like all patchy and like it doesn't work so i'm like what if i just oh you need to give them you need to give up caring at this point i just stopped shaving i stayed like once every two weeks i did not realize this it just hit me like i feel like i just my eyes open i'm the only man in this room without a beard right now thank you oh my my god really really well you okay you've got like you haven't shaved in a while but i i would consider that almost what do you think it's like a 10 o'clock shadow it looks good it's just rough it's scruffy scruff it's a little a shadow keith has yeah i've never even seen you with scruff really i get a little scruffy ooh okay let's do an experiment you should just grow it out for the next few months for the next few months were you fully committed to bearded eugene look and what's funny to me is that it's such a big deal to our audience but i just see your face every day so i didn't notice a change until i look back at photos i'm like oh this is new but it doesn't feel different to me mm-hmm yeah but if you do have a mustache i will tell you you will go full brooklyn hipster yeah that's what i want i love it i think you'd do really good with a mustache yeah i mean you're wearing like a little beanie right now a sweater that says i'm sensitive shout out to kelsey shut up i think it work i uh i don't i haven't run this by maggie and i won't i'll just do it she won't like it she won't notice it until she loves it that's what ariel is like when i had that mustache for a little while i came out ariel said i hate this and then the next day she was like i don't mind this and then the third day she was like i kind of like this i had a mustache for a brief brief stint and becky was okay with it i'm trying to see eugene with justin i think yeah if you just got rid of the beard wow it would be [ __ ] powerful bro maybe we should just do a mustache video i think you could you could eugene has enough to wax it right now he would have to always wear a suit yeah but like i'm talking like like a three-piece suit like or like the one with like the chest stuff the chest tommy gun uh why is zach's t such an aphrodisiac all right hot i should put that in the advertisement damn yeah [ __ ] is it is it some people think so i mean have you ever drank my tea and not [ __ ] that's a good point yeah yeah i get it i usually drink it in the morning it's a slow release aphrodisiac it'll get you eventually i yeah i see that makes sense to me mission netflix mission do you believe in aphrodisiacs uh have you ever had anything like oh and the food or the fragrance turned you on i don't ate an oyster got a crazy boner yeah i had to excuse myself i i don't want to say i don't believe in it i've never experienced it but i do understand the idea of like oh we're i think the setting of a foo of a dining experience could be an aphrodisiac right it's like oh this is but like if you get oysters to go you're not gonna let's do this shouldn't get oysters to go no just a pro tip to anybody out there who's thought about it don't my problem with like the listed aphrodisiacs or the romance foods is that typically and this is just a hot tip to the young daters out there um dairy is not like sexy to kiss like your mouth coated with like chocolate or ice cream i disagree it's not a great it's not a great def i say like avoid garlic avoid dairy for first dates um i love seafood personally it's not everyone's jam and i think having like 12 oysters before doing something is like not the sexiest thing it's risky being full of oysters i wonder if it's an aphrodisiac because it's like a light food experience so you're not weighed down you're spry and ready to go that's true if you have a bunch of heavy food you know that's you're just gonna be sleepy we do a video where we each try to eat like spady oysters oh my house oysters i do love oysters different aphrodisiacs i mean that's also good but also what about we just all try to house lady oysters we still need to do try guys bona raise i mean that's still the number one new idea yeah why we should just do that have we told the people no i don't think we have told the people dragon's bone raises where all of us is not where eugene wanted to go go downtown carl we get dropped off carlos we all pop a boner pill of the most popular variety because the the race is you have to get home without getting a boner and you can't you don't have a car so you've got to get home without being aroused or without the pill taking effect and if it does take effect you just gotta and it's awesome you get uh you know surprised with increasingly arousing yeah we're like as you're going home you may be like calling like your hot friend to like tail ned and try to like surprise ned around the corner and then you know there's like a hot substitute teacher looking person but you're trying not to get a bonus yeah yeah yeah not together but the boner pill makes you have a bone yes that's the challenge yeah nobody like physiologically you just can't control it try not to get a boner you guys know like porn stars they they take the boner pills before to maintain the erection i thought you still need a stimulus no you just get hard you don't need us you don't that's why if you take too many you have to go to the hospital because you're so engorged they have to like drain your dick i've seen those commercials with the old people and they like there's one commercial about the boner pill and he takes one and he's like i'm all ready to like [ __ ] my 60 plus year old wife and then he uh the kids come over and he's like oh we'll wait till later and it was like viagra lasts for four hours and you can wait huh guys we do need to stimulus yeah we laugh now but someday we're gonna be so grateful hell yeah dude are you kidding me uh yeah maybe i'm wrong maybe you do need a stimulus i thought it just kicked in well we'll never know until we do the race well especially when you're young and like you know you don't necessarily need it i feel like it just kicks in probably i took one right before this podcast starts i'll let you know oh yeah well i've got one more segment here try guys no why guys no more like the who crew what's the question what's it i have a couple questions and you guys have to decide who this applies to okay who is actually good i like that is the best at kissing uh john cena no out of you four oh oh ned probably does it the most i think i'm pretty good but you have the best lips i do have great lips they're beautiful lips i feel like i mean i'm the only one that's actually experienced one of your kisses so i gotta go for eugene hey actually i'm pretty sure keith and i have kissed i feel like how have i not kissed everyone well i work for you well yeah yeah obviously not you nid's answer was funny i'll go with that no i think there's different types of kissing so i think people are good you know at certain things i think there's one very bad type of kissing yeah which is the just more tongue than lip yeah yeah which you know especially for like guys guys out there do not replicate what you think you've seen in videos that you've watched or yeah the way they kiss on the master is disgusting it's not no one wants that no one wants that on a first date no one wants like like tongue entering the home before the lips open mouth or a third date yeah you know kiss you got it apart we don't you can do good little yeah but don't go that you just don't want your mouth all the way open you're not trying to give someone cpr yeah mm-hmm that's for like hot and heavy situations yeah that's different yeah you level up charizard yes like there is a time and a place keith gives the most kisses professionally yeah that's true uh i stage kisses over here i probably had the most adult single kissing time you know i i i was looking for love so i had multiple attempts edit uh yeah ned ned locked it down quick so he's got some practice and we all assume that eugene's got that [ __ ] on lockdown so i'm gonna say we're all pretty good kisses that's good i'm gonna say miles yeah miles one i yeah i don't know i fear that i don't you know who knows if i'm a good kisser slurping down that beer and ice cream even my fiance is smooch why not um okay up next on the who crew who can party the hardest oh define uh i mean the real answer is keith the real answer is yeah cause eugene does party well well eugene party's the hardest but i think party's more often yeah i can make when you party harder when you party you party hard yeah yeah i think you go off that's the rubric i mean yeah yeah that's good i mean it's peak party rather quickly i was kind of you doing the rubric of longevity like i feel like keith like 4 a.m no problem you know what if you define the word who parties the hardest then yeah man ned's taking this one yeah i think we all have different hard partying attributes where like ned is probably the most reckless eugene is probably the most limitless unpredictable uh and i have the most like seems like i should be more [ __ ] than i before it seems like i should be more [ __ ] up than i am like yeah but like wow he still seems 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with free shipping always so it's just set it and forget it baby plus you can start snooze or cancel your subscription anytime so get key nutrients without the bs ritual is offering our listeners ten percent off during your first three months visit ritual.com try guys to start your ritual today we got ned the hard hitter eugene the wild card and keith the journeyman yeah yes i'm taking myself out of this i'm not the hardest part here zack's not a hard partier anymore but you used to throw great parties oh yeah i'll take it you know i would party hard at zack's party you know there's less of me to take take the partying in yeah that's true i got a lot of room we should say the caveat that we uh don't do this very i often no it a year something something happens after you're 30. yeah we should we should caveat it we're exclusively talking about hard drugs here yeah are you crazy oh my god what would think jesus think he would be famous he'll be like guys come on i just think he'd be hot like think about jesus says john cena oh that kind of thing yeah do you think he's muscle i mean he could be thick or muscular thick i was picturing who was a picture in like john goodman [Music] but like before just a little bit more zach was picturing buddha yeah long hair by default yeah i don't think i was thinking that thick i was picturing king ddd as jesus whoa whoa hot that's feathered good ddd impressions boom i love dtd all right up next on the who crew who has the biggest dingle we'll just say this that we always joke about exactly yeah i think that's not true uh who makes the best food well you guys all love food big time matt matt yeah i'd say the formers the farmers yeah they make some good food and they're also like cooking for kids yeah yeah well then also you guys now you'll start cooking at like four o'clock you like cooking's your day tokens are kind of our activity yeah weekend activities i definitely do like the three-hour cook-a-thon for fun he's a mad grill man he's big with roasts big big roast boy i like presentation pieces you know i like to make steaks or like a thanksgiving meal or a brisket or pork shoulder i like presentational big pieces that everyone can share it like here's the thing the american depiction of jesus is wrong that's not what he looks like like he looks just it like to say that like skinny white jesus is true like that's so so is my thick white jesus so i'm sorry so is any jesus is as true as that one that's not thick do you mean thighs or booty oh booty okay and like and it's proportional like maybe like me maybe like me with a little like another 15 pounds he's tall too yeah i guess they probably made the depictions of jesus like that because when you go to church you just sit and like look at them the whole time yeah yeah oh we gotta make him like easy on the eyes yeah i think that's what it was i'm just saying you want people to actually come to this church white people were from uh egypt to the middle east well also like i mean he was he was yeah he was literally like not wealthy he was walking around everywhere he had to be ripped because he wasn't true yeah that's like how their bodies were they were like they weren't soft back then people ignored this part of the bible all the time but jesus created p90x that's true he had a workout plan yeah he you know you talk about miles how do you get ripped that's it read the bible bro that's good advice book a motel room open the drawer get flippin wow what a wild and crazy podcast it's been and we don't want to leave you with just this crazy knowledge you need just a little bit more knowledge in the form of advice from our youngest and least experienced milestone man of the room it's milestone [Music] it's advice it'll go for miles tune it to your radio station it's advice it'll go for miles everyone get ready miles nation you're gonna have to you're gonna have to bleep you're gonna have to bleep all right episode yeah a lot of that's gonna be believed probably this one isn't airing tomorrow is it yeah this is not good yeah he's an intern though what's up miles nation how are you all doing tonight eugene good yeah could be better it could be better well i've got a little piece of advice that's going to tickle your dingleberries and love on your nubs jesus christ a breakfast delight yeah no i hate that oh keith can make that sound have you ever wanted smoothie granola ball with a special little tweet fruit and berries maybe a pitaya bowl i've been making smoothie bowls smoothie bowls smoothie bowl or in english i would say smoothie bowl is a special way to eat granola on top of a smoothie now i know what you're thinking smoothies a vertical [ __ ] honey put your smoothie in a bowl and eat it with a spoon like an adult okay straws kill turtles and we all know those are amphibians yeah we need to protect our right so i've been making a smoothie berries bananas milk that's right that's right i said it does the body good no oats in this house because oatmeal can be a little watery sometimes i want a little nature's cereal but with cow piss [Music] and i put i make a very thick smoothie and i put it in my bowl and i kind of smooth it around granola on top a little bit of honey that's restaurant quality breakfast at a reasonable spice i think this is great events i think it's a fine breakfast i mean it's like making me think different you know yeah i haven't really ever cons i love making smoothies haven't considered doing it in a bowl with granola yeah i love the dairy shout out yogurt as well in there yogurt's great too i am certain this is less than five percent away from an advice you've given three times that's a good point i don't think i have probably said smoothies before yeah i don't think i said smoothie bowl so the advice is to put it in a bowl yeah the voices put the voices [Music] telling us to make a smoothie is [ __ ] advice but telling us to put it take our smoothies and put it in a bowl i think that's pretty good i've never done that do you want a breakfast on the go that's a little bit more on the stay hell yeah brother your smoothies are too portable i've been saying it for years you need to sit down and enjoy your freaking bowl yeah i like smoothies okay i don't really love granola sometimes a little handful of granola on the way out the door hits nice but that's probably as much granola as i eat that big picture of granola right by disagree brother i eat smoothies every morning i look forward to it every morning and you know what granola is my little special treat i just eat it eat it dry at night sometimes it's like a little little night yeah it's like it's like if i because i don't want to have like candy or ice cream or like what do you mean like in the evening i thought like you wake up in the middle of the night and then you're like that sounds great too did you guys ever midnight snack that's a conversation for another time okay we'll do we'll come another time what's up miles try putting in a little bit of heavy cream okay just keep it in the fridge just a little splash just to thicken up your smooth maybe try sour cream i could do we do yogurt which is kind of sour cream that works that works yeah but heavy cream that's making it a milkshake and i stan that eugene rate my advice one out of ten i think it's a good advice for people who like sweet stuff in the morning uh but i don't eat sweet in the morning i can't do it you see these donuts here never touch them thank you for buying them by the way but i never eat them yeah i just don't like i don't like sweet stuff in the morning it's good to hear this put eggs or something from me smoothies don't have to be sweet most of them are you know they don't have to be how do you make it i consulted it i consider uh green juice green juice but yeah i would consider granola sweet like i don't even want that in the morning yeah you know it's pretty sweet no it's good yeah it's not much nobody wants green juice jam is sweet so you just don't like fruit in the morning i usually don't eat anything in the morning but if i have to have something i usually have a protein shake all right well okay keith well i'm ready for bed it's just been a nice morning everyone well that's been our time thanks for tuning in so sorry about this podcast everybody so how much you're gonna have to edit it out a lot well whatever you don't hear rest assured you know you shouldn't have and uh we don't have time for the patreon exclusive this week we got a lot of things going on but we'll get you one next time uh guys stay the [ __ ] tuned this monday zac cornfield finn diesel michelle rodriguez john cena in a podcast to remember we'll see you then get the merch rate the show keith here's with the official tripod theme song oh yeah look at how hot jesus is ooh he is so strong and smart i like the way he likes to talk to his friends he makes everybody feel good again is a tripod until next time stay beautiful you

Channel: TryPods

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Rating: 4.9590893 out of 5

Keywords: tryguys, keith, ned, zach, eugene, habersberger, fulmer, kornfeld, yang, buzzfeedvideo, buzzfeed, ariel, ned & ariel, comedy, education, funny, try, learn, fail, experiment, test, tryceratops, podcast, advice, miles, miles nation, secrets, show, talkshow, behind the scenes, youtubers, ramble, audio, video podcast, clip, segment, silly, becky, maggie, you can sit with us, try wives, girls, female, women, kisser

Id: F8-_RYUrIn0

Length: 55min 57sec (3357 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 15 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/wolfundermoon]

Eugene was the science daddy today.

[u/aubreyism]

As a person who teaches about reptiles and amphibians regularly, that whole section was PAINFUL to listen too haha.

[u/Thelastmanipulation]

I really loved the reptiles/amphibians conversation because it was so funny how wrong they were and I have also been there with my friends where we are horribly wrong about something that seemingly should be general knowledge and then google it and are like oh.

[u/mike900317]

Series/video idea: Miles, Keith and Zack train/workout for 60 days and at the end show their results or skills in a sport they love.