Beefing With Our Significant Others - The TryPod Ep. 101

ramble thank you to mint mobile liquid iv best fiends and raycon for sponsoring today's episode uh eugene i would love nothing more than if you could introduce this hey man i [ __ ] put you on the spot because i know you're gonna perform okay get back out there on the court eugene okay dad and in five four three two hey guys what's up it's the tripod you're uh uh if you're listening to four four of us um ned he's here hey and zach hi and uh keith and then miles is here too hey so uh yeah we're gonna have fun time of the day and i hope everyone uh likes what we talk about yeah it's a weekly comedy podcast so you know hopefully i just try to take it a different direction last week we came in like a thousand percent blazing so yeah yeah so now it's a little more different energy muted this is a chill podcast yeah but chill boys chill guys just hanging out admiring eugene's beautiful jacket yeah it is i don't want to go down this wormhole again but eugene does that guys but i agree with you let's not cover it because then he made a tweet and then all my tweets were just about how hot eugene was in my mentions me too it was overwhelming it was overwhelming i get the audience i get that you love eugene but you know what i also let's talk about keith keats wearing a dark shirt yup it's pretty but you know what he looks good in it i would say that um you're covered in cat hair my life is hard in cat hair yeah there's nothing you can do about it no there isn't i've just i've succumbed i used to run my my little uh roomba type vacuum all the time and now i've just i've accepted that out that my house is just hairy forever it's just hairy yeah it's just part of the life now you just get a roomba that like does not only cat hair but like beard trimmings you know so it's just like a like a completely hairless house huh i want um because i get beard trimmings everywhere man i got these little red little red beard goobers i got some ear fuzz i don't have any ear hairs ears like like the border of my ear has some fuzz and then every now and then i get one that is like how you know when you find that one hair and you're like little guy how'd you grow so fast how did you grow a full inch and a half without anybody noticing you know what's weird is that if you look at your body i do all that at some point you'll notice one abnormally long or thick hair yeah that spot always keeps growing yeah an abnormally long thick hair that's weird what's up with that i don't know what's up with that do you have ever pluck one of your facial hairs and then you examine it and you realize it's two to three hairs fused together and that's just what that pore does that's just what that hair follicle always is and you can split it you can take it and you can grab the both fused parts and you can pull it apart it's satisfying is it gross perhaps maybe perhaps it isn't but for some reason listening to you describe it is not making me comfortable yeah well all that and more on today's 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edible magnets that's not a bad idea that feels like something out of goop it's a goop yeah that's scoop make your life better shout out to gwyneth guys i got a troubling email what no this week it's not from gweneth grantham she was going to do and eat the menu right oh glendon what do you think what menu on earth or is she gonna agree to eat all of get the menu the palm bath and body works yeah yeah dude is this the bike thieves reaching out because they listen to the tripod and felt that some note no uh it's from a man named albert i'm just gonna read it oh hi zac or hi all right this was to my assistant email of course so i have an assistant no it's literally just don't laugh i thought he said assistance email no i haven't received an email just to filter out stuff and i check it once a week and uh please don't email it um i heard about the tragic accident that happened over the weekend i am so sorry about zach's death he was a great influence to a younger generation what i was wondering if you've already begun funeral arrangements if not i'd like to put my hand in the ring i should be hat if you tell me what you would like in a service i believe i can create a very competitive offer i am so sorry about your loss may he rest in peace albert what is it apparently this is incredible somebody did you respond to a funeral for you wait zach you have to do it so then albert replied again i don't have a copy of this email but uh he then said something along the lines of like i know how to hold a traditional jewish funeral but i also think i could add some pizzazz that would make it special and unique to zach so i i'm a little upset with myself i replied hi albert i'm not dead thanks for checking in and as soon as i hit send i went what the [ __ ] was i thinking what do you think i could have gone with this and found so then i replied again and i'm like but for when i do die what'd you have in mind albert has not replied yet but i'll i hope to keep you guys in touch oh he emailed your assistant this is very confusing for albert yeah he's like wait i'm not dead no i didn't think you were a dad assistant i thought zach was dead that's true do you think it was a prank like one of your friends or loved ones reached out to a funeral home to tell them that it was miles it wasn't me i have no idea and also this guy's email is like his name dot entertainment like he's not a funeral director at least not that's what his email is so i don't know where he thought and heard that i died i would like to know how he thought i died um but also that he's like reaching out to be like yo bro i can throw you a sick funeral yeah does he have an email signature with a business no it can be jewish and even more it can be even more than just a cool jewish family i feel like you have to throw your own funeral so i did think about this uh is that a video i thought it was a video yeah i've thought a lot about my funeral and how in a dream scenario i'd actually like to throw a preemptive funeral that would be my dream kind of like zach's goodbye bash uh and i think i love okay we're gonna talk about funerals i guess for a little bit have you been to funerals where people laugh to me those are the best when you're like celebrating life as opposed look there's obviously gonna be crying there's sorrow but yeah you can tell a fun story and and celebrate that to me so cool and beautiful this should be both you know you should shed some tears you should smile and laugh and think back on good memories let's talk about beef oh i love beef i have a single filet mignon in the freezer i'm waiting for the right time to thought cause it'll take a few days to thaw and then i'm gonna cook it and eat it and it'll be delicious but becky doesn't eat beef so beef has become a solo venture in the hamburgers burger household yeah could feel on the nets like a friend we should have a steak party soon steak party pick party you and me going to town and as much as i love my two bosses going to town on a piece of meat i'm talking about beef the kind that you don't get at the grocery store the kind that weighs on your conscience late at night oh expensive restaurant steak oh my god yeah 130 for a steak is too much but it is delicious that's right keith now today i texted you all i want us to do a squash our beefs episode now obviously we have brought up beef i would never put squash on my beans i love spaghetti squash on a flank steak that sounds good to me now to clarify one more time we're talking about emptying out our vases of trauma and this is the boner episode this is the boner now we've started beef on the podcast with many other youtubers people i think today is the day that we bring up beefs and we squash those beefs we let those go in the year of 2020 i know it's march but uh yeah i think it'll be fun for you guys to squash some of your beefs miles what you go first i go first yeah you have beefs yeah set it up we didn't it must have been on your mind because you wanted us to talk about our beef so you must have been telling us about your feud with the merrell twins uh i do i mean for me it really is advantageous to start beef with somebody bigger than me but um honestly my beef is with you guys what about strawberry my beef is with you guys now we've been in the pandaric for a while right yeah okay and uh we started doing remote podcasts about last year around this time yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah how many of you feel super confident and comfortable with your at-home studio setup it's not great yeah but i will say every single one of your partners except for eugene eugene's perfect um every single one of your partners their zoom background on you can sit with us flawless gorgeous incredible their sound is impeccable yeah it looks beautiful crisp but then we go over and zach's sitting in sort in front of a beige wall just got out of bed yep what's that where there's the beef yeah there's a beef i talk about this to maggie all the time she has a beautiful background puts quite a lot of effort into rearranging our living room to have and i say it's a podcast and i'm going to sit here in the setup uh that i don't have to put visual effort into because that's my little treat to myself i appreciate that yeah but it's quite ugly i did uh rotate my desk it took me 300 days to get there but i did finally realize that i had been in the pandemic for 300 days it was time to change it up a little bit certainly not enough yeah uh i'm at that stage well i'll i'll talk more later what about you beef squash damn all right sick i can barely handle setting up the goddamn microphone anymore it's been a year and every single time i'm like this is the worst this is not a it's because i don't have a uh i'm always thinking that we're gonna come back to the studio so i never set up a permanent thing yeah and that's on maybe that's on me for like i don't need to make this a permanent thing but also like my desk is in the back house ariel's desk is in the bedroom if i'm in the bedroom now i'm kind of invading her space uh during the day and also there's a non-zero chance that wes is gonna like walk in with a tuba and blow up my spot you may notice that and you can sit with us i also walk in i'm like half naked butt naked i gotta get ready for the day i gotta put down the baby so there's just a lot of things going on so what my gift to you is miles is uninterrupted access to me that's beautiful and honestly considering being squashed yeah i'm also i'm in the back the guest house we have a guest house in our house and it's become the keith's operations for all the work so welcome to the operation that's keith corp it's my work and i go to work and i say bye i'm going to work and i go over to the guest house and i i'm there for several hours and sometimes becky comes and says hi and i said honey i'm at work and she has to go home very cute but no um yeah i agree that their setup looks a lot better but my setup also looks bad out of respect so that hers can look better that's very good keith consider a beef squash yeah eugene there's no beef so consider you know [ __ ] attaboy i'm not going to say it's a girls and gays thing but when we got home for the pandemic i mean if you look back at all the tripods remotely i only have two locations i shoot those in yes because i'm facing a light source yeah and i have to kick matt out of wherever that is so we've also communicated that if i'm doing something cause my most and i'm really uncomfortable in both of those spots by the way yeah they don't that bed that i'm saying i'm actually sitting on the very edge because of the way the window is it's like very particular so that the lighting is right and that you get the right depth yeah um we we take most meetings at the table with like you see me with just like a painting right behind me and it's a really dark lighting right mm-hmm i'm like 30 minutes preparing before trying to figure out cleaning books tables and behind yeah they're probably smarter because they get to just be like i'm just going to set it up and go but this is a decent way into my my bone to pick honorable life [ __ ] cleaning sucks cleaning sucks no one told me that being a human would mean that i'm just gleaning all the [ __ ] time you can't hire a cleaner in the pandemics so you're forced to deal with your own [ __ ] especially now my heart goes out to everyone who's like me yeah is having a workout of an apartment i i don't have much space and my my make it easier to clean no ned my home my office is my kitchen is my podcast studio is my shooting space there's not much space so everything i do i have to set up and break it down so that maggie doesn't come home to a [ __ ] pigsty and oh my god it gets so messy so quickly and it never ends there's never one day where i've looked around and gone egads i've done it it's back to perfect it it just it falls apart immediately and it's this i feel like [ __ ] what's his name rolling that boulder up the hill but it's it i'm not even making any progress it's just crushing me i'm getting sis a fist all over the place shits six squishy i'm with you zach and also we're at our homes all the time now so i'm all i do is do dishes it's like i feel like oh my god all i'm doing is dude dishes dishwasher dishes every goddamn day yeah it's nuts i'm doing dishes three times a day yeah i certainly hear you on the like i gotta set up [ __ ] lights and camera and film myself but i kind of like putting away dishes there's like a satisfaction in putting everything in its spot i don't like scrubbing the pots in the pans necessarily but you get a nice dishwasher full of clean ass dishes you put every bowl in the spot where it's supposed to go you put all the forks with the forks you put all the knives with the nuts you put all the spoons with the spoons it like pleases my sense of organization but that's every day for me am i alone here like am i doing something wrong every morning every day i have to oh my gosh i hate to accomplish something i'll also because i know that becky will listen to this podcast is so for full transparency becky does 90 of cleaning and that's a at the minimum in our house she's certainly much better cleaning but she also doesn't like it when it's not clean whereas me i could walk through a dirty space and be like yep oh sure that's fine i'm fine with that yeah so like it's my comfort level like in my guest house like just off camera and all of our podcasts is a huge pile of garbage this is a huge pile of garbage if i were to angle the camera just a little bit you'd be like what the [ __ ] is all that i'm like it's a bunch of [ __ ] that i scooted out of the way for this one moment [Music] 2020 was a bit of a wash i think we all know why move on but 2021 clean slate baby let's do this right a big part of that is hydration with just one stick of liquid iv in 16 ounces of water you get two to three times the amount of 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alluded to it's a bad looking background so when i film videos at home i have to take over the communal space and so i'd say about one to two hours of my day every single day is cleaning and i want to die i want to die do men do men need a [ __ ] nest i feel like i need a [ __ ] nest i need a place where i have a pile of stuff and i know where all the stuff i want is within that pile and i'd prefer it to be in the pile than to be in drawers it's because we're not working in the office your [ __ ] nests definitely used to be yeah i loved that it's my dad had a [ __ ] nest like all of his work was always on our like dining table i've never heard this it's a [ __ ] nest it's like if you'd be like keith where's the calculator i'm like oh i know where it is and i would move three books and i've moved this bowl and well here it is it's under the bowl and they're like why is it there it's like i don't know that's where it is in the [ __ ] test i'm with you uh i think we're wrong but i'm like it's just like my brain can remember where things are if i set them down so me and when i do put things away then i have no idea where it is 100 and i also i kind of need to see things to remember them yeah so like i will always put all the [ __ ] i need the next day right by the door which means it's like in the middle of the living room i'm like you know but i need it there because if i don't see it i won't take it and then i'll forget it i used to leave one piece of garbage it was like the box that my medicine came in on the floor in front of the door and i would say maggie there's some garbage by the front door please don't throw it away because when i get run out of the house tomorrow morning i need to remember to take my medicine and that visual reminder is the only way that my stupid broken brain is gonna be able to do that you know what i'm gonna say it say it one i think i'm truly the messiest guy out of the four of us like yeah y'all have never y'all have never seen how i lived before i met matt yeah yeah i mean i've seen your desk i've seen your desk we the type of person i had a crazy like hand painting on my wall because at night i would get bored and just start dipping my hands in pain and just doing this i was literally like the stereotype of a artist in a rom-com in the 2000s yeah like i was slashing at the walls i had no bed i just had a mattress yeah sometimes i didn't have a sheet i just had a mattress and pillow oh that's intense and all of it was because i i got rid of a loft bed after college and then i just never bought a new bed i just had the mattress yeah um so matt's the exact opposite matt is also i think probably the cleanest person out of our group yeah he's pretty clean clean becky's pretty clean yeah it was pretty clean matt demands not your comfortable crown okay if you're doing the floors matt demands when we do it weekly the dry dry run where you pick up the stuff then the vacuum then the wet run through the entire house that's the classic floor cleaning unfortunately three times i'm with you man i'm but everyone else is gonna listen to this it's gonna be like yeah that's how you feel i know if you that's what i was just like so much back but he also demands that every specific thing in a in a drawer is folded a very specific way like a condo so anytime i leave something out he actually watches me and makes me fold it a specific way can't you just let us fall apart but let us just die slowly what i will say what i will say is what i will say is as the person i think who could be an example of this is my brain you have to get used to my brain as i operate yeah i admit that i probably operate more efficiently with a system that i reluctantly adhere to because now i know where everything is yeah i always was like no this is how i operate i don't need to know where things are i will dig dig dig and i'll go where did i put it and then 30 minutes pass and i'm like of course and i feel brilliant because i was like of course i put it there of course it's like the 20th place i look but but you found it yeah matt has the the [ __ ] organization down to it no it's true awesome so if you uh it's good it's a good improvement to learn how to keep things organized i have to admit it i don't want to be just the dirty boy i'm trying to be better i'm trying to be better but it never is i want to put bar codes on every single thing i own and put one of those target kiosks in the middle so i can type in yeah laundry do you help me finding your laundry closet i'm like oh yeah yeah guys when we take a sh whenever we take a shower he makes me clean the shower door oh squeegee every time yeah i squeeze nuts clean it and then spray the shower down dad are you with us are you against us man i'm obviously against you how is that a question oh my god you want a squeegee a shower you want a squeegee i don't want to squeegee the shower but i want to have a clean shower therefore i squeegee is it clean you don't get water stains do you see what showers get like if you never squeegee them they have like beautiful little dots spackles of dots and it gets builds up over time look that sounds like somebody who's when they're showering they can see see i have glasses which means when i'm showering i can't see anything so i leave the bathroom before i have my glasses back on so who knows what that place looks like i'll tell you this i can certainly relate to everything that y'all are going through because relatively ariel is much more clean than i am her clean threshold is higher than mine i'm like the floors are fine she's like we need to sweep the floors and you know there you go the person that it annoys more uh tends to win those arguments yeah but as a me relative to i think the average certainly relative to you all i'm much more clean i like putting things away i like putting away laundry i like do like i like it when my space is organized and it felt it helps me feel like i know where things are what uh so so like i just snuggling over here i get you but like it it's uh it's my point of view is valid your point of view is valid i appreciate having your perspective thank you thank you when you live together you have to find that happy medium you know and that's what's hard i'll tell you my bone which is related my bone to pick it's a double bone it's a double boner it's a double-sided boner so i'm picturing like a darth maul yeah yeah yeah yeah so i i love like i said when things are organized and i know where things are yeah my beautiful wife she also likes redecorating yeah oh new york oh i agree refrigerator she likes uh like uh she likes collating things she likes to streamline things in the refrigerator so i'm constantly like just besieged by things randomly being moved to other places that are quote unquote more organized and leftovers that have gotten in her eyes too old thrown out oh that's the heart the worst thing you can do tonight is get rid of leftovers you threw out my thing literally it's going to eat my thing yeah why is it gone i've abandoned my boy muttered my time here's my beef the milkshake and you know we've talked about it so she tries to let me know like hey i reorganized this do you like it and i go i i have to say yes and then i try and memorize the new spot but you know you ever have like you're so used to grabbing the second drawer to pull out the thing you need the knives or something and then all of a sudden they're in the first drawer because that's higher to the counter and it makes sense but years of muscle memory have trained you to reach for the second drawer so you reach for it and then you open it and there's no knives there i'm with you but also i i in the same way i'm like becky organized everything and it made it makes sense where it is i never would have done all those things so becky i know you're watching and listening i greatly appreciate it just to make sure you're on the record this is a good defensive dose this is a defensive i don't want you to think in any way i'm taking credit for almost any cleaning in the house i'm not i'm bad and also absolutely appreciate she does a wonderful job making sure the refrigerator is in nice shape and that the floor is nice even though okay we're going to walk all over it we'll definitely cut that thing you just said no no no no no we do that we need that yeah it's you know i think it's it's a trade-off right here's a a partner who is more organized more clean than you there there are certain trade-offs but the end of the day is you gotta appreciate that that refrigerator looks nice looks clean i think the lesson here don't throw out my beef is that our partners are right yes yeah and we don't worry about that we are right in this clean situation yeah well no perfectly good leftover your own personal world if you're not sharing with anyone be as messy as you like yeah but what it comes down to is someone comes over people like looking at cleaners but you've been to people's places and been like wow this place is really messy like that's where they went out my beef is not with the partner it's that it never ends yes no matter what i do i shall never tomorrow is another full dishwasher i can't say it enough but i you know eat it i didn't have a dishwasher for a long time so i love the the dishwasher is why don't you let maggie do it and then you do things that she doesn't like but that you like we have some trade-offs but frankly i'm just there all the time she goes to work the pandemic problems too it's just like you're living in your space way more than you normally would so stuff gets messier there's more dishes you eat lunch there and you see it all the goddamn time yeah you can't go you know to the movies and forget about all your troubles you gotta sit in watch the movie in your living room and then look over and see that [ __ ] cup that you got in the sink so you get up and put that cup in the sink regardless of where your uh personal cleaning habits lie versus your partner if you have a partner i would encourage you to to talk to them about it and talk it through because now after i explain my beef to ariel she checks with me before she throws my literal beef out and she shows me the new organization of things so that i can give it a thumbs up and also start to understand where the knives are in their new place i could truly talk about this forever but uh in interest of a variety of bones who else it wants to get a pick in who's got a boner i'm trying to think of a bone that i have to pick i mean i'm always upset with taco bell i'm always upset with them why because they're just like they're sponsoring other people you know who they sponsor lately i don't know i see people all the time be sponsored by them i nobody meant specific anymore i'm like why is this person why is this person better than me you didn't like maybe your rate's too high maybe rates you we're not very good at instagram they haven't even asked i know but who cares you know what people look come to me and they say keith knows about food i trust him so someone could buy that trust yes obviously the trust will go down over time but the cash will put up i would only endorse a delicious treat like a crunchwrap supreme everyone loves a good contrap supreme right am i right ladies and gentlemen and x actually they didn't pay me to say that so i hate the crunchwrap supreme that's coming with conditions that's maybe what it is they've seen the video you didn't like it you had a bucket they play the video in their corporate office that's so funny so they show their employees me well you know what that means they are giving us revenue keith the littlest bit we'll take it they need to be auto playing that video on every computer in their house yeah unless they downloaded it and then sort of that would be rude let's sue taco bell they are they illegally ripped our content from the internet don't even know [Laughter] us over on my 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me if you become slightly obsessed download best themes free today on the apple app store or google play that's friends without the r best fiends i don't really have any my current beeps are within the pokemon community uh not really just the reselling market you're into pokemon i know right wait what i'm very into it what but i'm into it because it's so hard to get be into it you can't buy anything and i i think my beef in general is with people creating uh difficult supply and demand change right now in a pandemic because people have to there's certainly wants and needs like remember earlier on there's the the guy who did the hand sanitizer hoarding who got in all the trouble there's people who were buying all the toilet paper uh people and then even the xboxes and the ps5 so apparently you can't buy them because people have bought them up and are selling at higher prices so like the idea of looking at a pandemic and like this is a shitty situation and making it worse by creating an even worse supply and demand chain that annoys me yeah thank you scalpers tickets coppers have always been the problem right bots that that uh go into pre-sales so you can't buy a ticket to radiohead and that might have been your only chance a few years ago to go even see radiohead but you sat all morning and you tried to get those tickets you didn't get them and then you didn't see radiohead and will you ever see radiohead he should have just paid like yeah four hundred dollars i should have just paid it it's raining i love radiohead i'll never see him like i don't know when they're touring next it won't be the same it won't be the same you're gonna hit your zenith once radiohead riverhead's probably still good i think they're still really good they don't have that youthful energy um tom york i mean he's still dancing like a good time comes for us all it does that's the beef i have eugene what's your beef i have a beef oh and of course it's not with my amazing partner who definitely is right about cleaning the floor three times you want to stress that nice three times the partners are right yeah all right i see the vacuum picker i love you ariel i see you pick it up it does work i know you got to make the floor wet and then dry and then dry again it is on floors i love all your partners everyone got nervous halfway through the box i was just like too far no beef with the partners my beef is with people who defend the british monarchy oh yeah yeah let me go into my i was going to say go off king but don't because we don't have kings elected officials go off non-white peasant here we go so one why the hell do you have so many stakes and apologies to british people out there who maybe grew up with this like total lie i know it's told like nationalism is real in every country um that i mean you're the more you could be as obsessed with them as you want but i mean it's not like you can marry into the family like you're not their cousin like that's how it works it's all about keeping a family in power through hereditary means and then on top of that like all this stuff with prince harry and meghan markle you're looking at it you're just like didn't people are just far right people in america are twisted like they [ __ ] you know tattoo revolutionary war on their butts and then in the same sentence they're like but you know you know who's right [ __ ] queen elizabeth because megan is of of color and and is and talks too much it's wild also we already had an example of a princess who had some personality differences with the monarchy and look what they did to her and she was white what do you think is really happening everyone's just like i'm going to talk about racism and you know who i'm going to defend the country with one of the worst colonial histories in this planet if not the worst right why do you i'm i'm korean and i'm speaking english right now like it's [ __ ] crazy people like the race doesn't have anything to do racism have anything to do with uh the monarchy or the way i mean i know it's a constitutional monarchy now yeah right blah blah blah it all that [ __ ] is still hereditary [ __ ] monarchies they give you know how most of them started someone was like dude you know what god said uh me and everyone i [ __ ] usually my cousin are gonna be the ones who have control over all of the wealth over all the policies in this nation because of divine right and all the guns i have and all the that's in it's in [ __ ] insane but you know like sure we're distant enough from some of those uh uh moments where it became like clearly a uh more of a uh autocratic like system where they're just like okay yeah i'm gonna like change the entire church so i can get divorced to someone yeah we're a little distant from that i'm sure queen elizabeth has like her nice days but i mean she is she is very elderly and she was like touring africa in her youth touring africa over the colonies like india was still part of under the rule the heel of britain none of this with race when people bring it up is there's there's no defense of it because what it comes down to is you hear you get one drop of color even near that and that is that is like they were already upset that she was a divorcee like these antiquated rules there's nothing good that can come from that think of any family in your community that's just like you know what we're going to do we're just going to keep these rules and keep all the money to ourselves and all the power we're just going to sit here and ross has to listen to us you know what that's called a [ __ ] cult anyway that was my that was my bone depiction sorry yeah well good for good for good for harry and megan i support what they're doing oh hell yeah it's weird too they can come stay at my guesthouse you're not tyler perry i'm not gonna i don't know but like just um that's my next time if there's any lesser uh i'm trying to be like him he's inspired me apparently you can just invite uh people who have been you know shoved out of their royal family to your home and they'll take it look it's like funny on paper but pretty [ __ ] cool that tyler perry stepped up when everyone else did and was like i'm going to rescue these people uh you're gonna have my house i am i never followed any of the royalty it just never really interested me so frankly this whole story has kind of been one of the first times in my life that i've actually engaged with it and every level of it is crazy but then i also remember that here in america we have people that uh totally disproportionately and blindly praise our leaders it's a different way but i think like there's something in certain humans dna that craves that i mean i guess it's autocracy right but it's like you want to you want to worship somebody and i don't [ __ ] know where that comes from it's chaos to me i mean we have that here we absolutely had people worship politicians like their gods and that they could do no wrong and with the monarchy thing it almost seems like there's an element of a craving for storytelling like you can like watch a disney movie and read about princes and princes and or you can like just create these these narratives in your mind it's like uh with the weddings and the formalities of the traditions and everything it's almost like people turn it into a real-life fairy tale but it's not that and you what else [ __ ] gets my goat go go get her maybe we should just re-examine storytelling in general because most narratives fairy tales like even like i don't [ __ ] care who rey's grandfather is like it doesn't have to be passed you can be an average person to become a hero the hero's stories are so laid with nepotism and with this idea of being like destined [ __ ] destiny you make your own destiny not what your daddy did or what your daddy's money like how heavy his his his pockets were nice jedi represent that [ __ ] even one division which we aren't going to talk about this episode because we talked about last week one division had a moment of that too it's like this is what you were born to do it's can we get away from those [ __ ] stories you're not born to do [ __ ] yeah yeah well that's probably that's probably why people like it though because that's why they like it when you say you're not born to do [ __ ] and then i hear that and then i think about myself then i feel really i wish i was born and then i wish that there were something that i was born to do but it's not true i wasn't born to do [ __ ] you were born to try ned no i wasn't i could go over i could do anything now you could have done that i could have done anything there's many directions to go and i feel myself going down a dark one so i'm gonna pull myself away back to the light but i do think that there's also this element of the lottery system right where like your everyone's life uh has some form of misery but as long as the monarchy exists you can be plucked and become royalty and live this magical life and maybe you too could become a princess and i have to assume that's part of the fantasy involved there everybody thinks that their big break of getting super rich is coming and that's why they need to keep these horrible laws in place that allow people to get super rich it's like well that might be it's the same with uh right yeah billionaires or whatever billionaires and you know what yeah i mean no it's not just race think about gender think about like it was literally every single look up any european king in the past thousand years or um honestly asian any king and think about exactly how those marriages like your your life as a woman was to get married produce an air produce a male heir or whoa get your head chopped off get your head chopped off you know like it was it's it's uh there's no such thing as like it's not even it's not even a positive story for those who are like intimately involved it's just this system that also then just produces like honestly it's just like one big eugenics experiment yeah oh and this is like a real the veils being lifted moment where there was this illusion of they are marrying for love i think again i don't really pay attention to this stuff so you correct me if i'm wrong and then meghan markle came in and was like oh no no no but she's not the story that we're trying to tell so we're going to write this out yeah i mean diana was the perfect example still modern day princess but certainly one that she she was not fitting in the way they liked that's why i don't mean crown i hear it's great so much of human history has been this [ __ ] up situation where like power and strong people with guns uh enforce the laws of a society retain themselves in power and like profit from it yeah and now it's still kind of like that but then also like people with money equates to people with guns yeah greatest bone to pick of all the voters yeah god i i went to macro with that didn't i no that was good it's you know it's kind of crazy that there is still a king in britain it's almost it's like it's and they so-called countries the commonwealth they go toward the commonwealth all these countries are still under they're still under yeah queen elizabeth is on the money in like islands it's great isn't that crazy oh yeah like canada canada doesn't commonwealth do they pay money to britain i think so do they i don't know all right why didn't you join us i don't know miles on the ones and twos look canada listen up if you guys are paying money to europe you want to pay somebody you know to us we'll take it and we'll maybe we'll do that thing you see that map that was redrawn where like canada just i'm going to google it where california oregon washington just joined canada instead and be like look we can make canada the richest nation immediately by taking the west coast away from america okay it's the final constitutional ties between the uk and canada ended with the passing of the canada act of 1982 in 2020 the uk left the eu that wasn't that long ago wow uh canada is the third largest foreign direct investor in britain the [ __ ] does that mean does canada pay taxes canadians do not give any finance i don't know guys well you don't come to us for facts all the time you can't brush your hot takes i'm gonna light this firing right away half sentence is there from zach reading wikipedia i think a lot of people in britain like like love the monarchy and not just a nationalistic thing but kind of like the stories and the the traditions i don't know like the same way we like uh the rockefeller center christmas party or something when you grow up you're taught to like you know the original founding fathers and how amazing they were how they gathered around a table and they formed this great nation and they were all you know late twenties dudes who were like if you really look at who they were they were just like 20s dudes like i don't want to [ __ ] pay money to them all they're doing is taking my money they're helping me with [ __ ] let's leave them like no they'll kill us like who cares we'll kill them and that was how it made history class is propaganda that's america [ __ ] history class in school they just teach you some [ __ ] well they just change how it was to make it so fancy it it becomes a fairytale version of what was happening but what's great is that our generation i mean i'm sure many people we throw tea into the harbor many people in the uk probably share a very small opinion they have a negative view of the the monarchy or what it represents and you know harry and meghan are around our age and they are you know actively doing this to make at least a statement and a difference in their lives i think it's just a different time and hopefully this kind of continues and we don't go back into the dark ages where again they like [ __ ] their cousins to keep it in the bloodline you're sitting right next to keith's house my brother brian says we aren't and i said are you sure he did apparently did research in the habits work and says we aren't a part of it i was like i don't know man look at me you don't have the um the inbred aspect that they have of their jaw yeah like that i think cause i had braces bro i pushed my underbite back we should find out if you're actually i had a little bit of an underbite yeah loyalty i think our our generation and because of how we were taught history galleries but we take for granted how closely removed we are from the atrocities of history and how they continue to reverberate into today and i think about this with how we are taught about like the civil rights movement right the the narrative that we're taught is uh they were racists then the last one killed then martin luther king fixed it and then the last one killed him and now racism is over and that's kind of the narrative we're taught in school we all know that that's not true and uh you think about that uh with how we are taught about the uh uh impact of colonialism in my mind the british empire is over but it ain't no it's yeah it ain't [Music] i don't know about you but i feel like right now i'm always looking at a screen now more than ever unplugging yourself is easier said than done but one of my favorite ways to rest my eyes and still get the content that i'm itching for but putting in my raycon wireless earbuds and listening to something great look they're just good headphones they're cute they're discreet they sound great i've been getting back into macy gray been listening to a lot of her walking around the house some good stuff you got no dangling wires or stems they come in a range of stylish color ways but always in a comfortable in your fit for a more discreet look the best part raycon makes great sound accessible to everyone with wireless earbuds starting at half the price of other premium audio brands raycon's offering 15 off to all their products for our listeners and here's what you've got to do to get it go to buy 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everything in society and with a lot of our race relations and the eurocentric blah blah blah blah you guys know um people deny that in the same way and that's already like what a couple hundred years removed 100 years removed you can do that within one a parent to a child can tell their kid the holocaust didn't exist or parents would talk and say oh immigrants from these countries don't experience a certain type of racism because racism doesn't exist you then take it to the level we're at now i mean that that is the scariest thing because you're already incorrectly taught history in schools then you're incorrectly taught at home and then you form an even worse opinion independently there's really no there's no way to there's no solution to like m like mass educate everyone and the problem is that what it comes down to and what we always continue is that there's an inherent bias that people have and a lot of that is racism and a lot of that is sexism and that's where you're just like oh where did you learn that i was just like oh it's just it's just in you and that's sad maybe you're born with it maybe it's racism supple brains you know supple brains are what i have a beef with because a supple brain will remember the first thing it's taught and it's really really hard to unlearn what you're taught so like if that is like where a lot of things come from is like families can like you know choose homeschooling or like places you know education is a state by state thing it's not a there's no federal education standard really so every state gets to decide what they teach so all these young brains different places in different counties can learn things that are not as exactly as true as they might should be and then it's really really hard to unlearn like you can't like once you've if the first time you heard how planes fly was explained to you in a wrong way you'd be like well that's how it is and when someone else would say that's not how it is you'd be like no you're wrong because what i learned first has to be right and that's just like brothers that's how brains work like they really have a hard time yeah unlearning yeah it's very hard to admit that you're wrong yeah like anything yeah anything if you learn something one way and then you later learn that it's actually a different way you're like it's tough because you might have you might it makes you distrust a lot of your brain and it's much harder to unlearn everything so you're like well that's probably i must just be right in there wrong something i've been thinking about lately is what sort of implicit biases am i already passing on to my you know three-year-old son without even knowing it yeah for example this boy loves trucks just freaking just lo always talks about trucks plays with trucks he knows all different types of trucks crane truck dump truck whatever there's so many trucks we all love dump trucks i i think to myself why does he like trucks so much is there something like inherent with a they're like something with an inherent gender thing of like boys lagging trucks and then i thought like what if like i as a boy dad who i am a person that likes trucks and like wanted to be an engineer at one point what if whenever he talks about trucks and plays with trucks i like get more excited or am engaging with him more because it is actually also one of my interests and i don't even know that i'm doing that and when he does something else i don't know what the he loves trucks so much there's nothing else he's uh which he has done and not as much as trucks though it's like what if i am like implicitly uh kind of creating a feedback loop of liking trucks because i like trucks i don't even know that i'm doing it i appreciate they have that self-awareness though yeah that's true i mean i like frisbees because that's what my dad preferred to throw with me if i were to choose like a football or something else he would prefer a frisbee so eventually i was like okay we'll always play frisbee and now i like frisbee the most of those things because i'm the best at frisbee i mean your your awareness of creating um un like subconscious biases are is already like a huge first step because you can't help doing that especially as a parent you can't doing that as just a human sometimes but like taking to the extreme of your example then you have many debts who would like hit their child if they were playing with the doll and then like give them so much positive reinforcement if it was a truck or a toy gun and that's unfortunately like the history of like gendered parenting yeah your awareness though i mean you can't also change yourself so you can't be like i'm gonna force myself not to be excited when he talks about a truck yeah when he asks how something works i'm like well let me tell you the pulley it's the full there are things called electrons inside all of these yeah no but i mean like i think that awareness and like understanding that people can deviate and that you um are open to the change and also you're open to changing yourself and i think that's what we're all trying to strive for when we discuss these things because we could also be wrong in our own perspective too like i'm obviously biased in my own way about monarchies but i think that you know that that i saw a great tweet recently saying like just you should just like be open to the the fact that you can learn so much more when you realize that you can be wrong which is i think a philosophy we've always tried to to push forward i love being wrong it's so fun to learn something new and go into a topic and assume that you don't know i don't love being wrong at the moment but i appreciate having been wrong and then changing my mind what was that about avocado oil by the way i heard recently that there is olive oil you can cook with it's just not extra virgin olive oil because olive oil in and of itself is you're not supposed to deep fry stuff right yes or like fry high heat because it has a low smoke bite but there is olive oil that's not extra virgin olive oil regular olive oil you can use a high smoke point what i'm making this [ __ ] up i i saw this once what i could be wrong it's the olives i think i'm gonna go ahead and say i'm thrilled that we started with uh cleaning because uh we went we started with cleaning and we ended up with human history that's what this podcast is all about that's what you come here for baby well miles is giving us the wrap up sign but hey join our community of triceratops over at patreon.com try guys we'll keep talking about human history and how zach loves olives also tryguys.com get the merch now it's time for our final segment where the youngest and least experienced of us miles time miles time miles time with miles it's advice it'll go for miles tune into your milestone we're gonna do a big energy shift over here talking about history you told us you told us to start talking about bone picking ellie's perfect can i be honest i'm interrupting the song right now i know you talking my bone pick was about my partner but suddenly everyone was it was like oh [ __ ] all of us realized went straight to they do a lot more work and i was like what the [ __ ] is bothering me right now i don't know the british monarchy [ __ ] you piers morgan yeah [ __ ] you pierce morgan he sucks y'all heard about vegetables greens colored or otherwise bell peppers fruits spinaches those are vegetables broccolis grapes not fruit well apples fruit okay artichokes uh vegetables vegetables grocery tours are so scary garcia sorcerer's too scary it's 20 20. you don't want to go to the grocery store but you want to feel that feeling that you get when you reach inside the grocery store in that retina i'm not sure where this is going but the grocery store when you reach when you reach inside the grocery store reach inside the grocery store and pull out something sweet y'all gonna want to get a big fibrous dump after so what y'all's going to want to do get your vegetables and on the way home think about them think about them and y'all going to get home you're going to be like okay i'm going to put these vegetables in the fridge no yeah get out of here take those vegetables out of the bag put them in your bathtub put them in the tub no just playing take your veggies slice them up and put them in a jar now put those front and center the human eye is a fantastic beast you're going to see the veggies in the jar pre-sliced and you're going to think those are going to be super easy to eat if they're in a bag underneath the cupboard underneath the ham you're gonna go for the ham put the veggies broccolini's and otherwise sliced up inside of a little jar and think that's to go you can take vegetables to go no it's a starbucks [ __ ] you're gonna take those peppers out and you're gonna be like that's the bell pepper to go and i'm having it on the couch with my mouth easy does it charlie this is great advice actually i love this uh this is your actual first good piece of advice i don't know about cutting them up that might dry them out depends on the veggie depends on the veggies the vegetables i thought your advice was going to be to to jar pickled veggies which we've been doing a lot more of it my household i love it maggie's now making kimchi oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] she found this like adorable korean grandmother teaching her daughter how to make it and watched the whole video and like spent an hour making kimchi and it's great kimchi yeah that's that's what we call her now i like kimchi but this is like psychology 101 this is cool this is like trick your brain into eating better it also just makes so your veggies they're always going to be spoils and they're going to get the sickness and you don't want that ned oh so you're like cutting them up so that like the clock is ticking see that's the part i don't like you don't necessarily need to i mean there's lots of ways you can also put a little folded up people paper towel in there and it's going to keep them from getting too moldies but what i like about it specifically is it saves space in a way no it doesn't do it because the jar in some ways is less obtrusive than a bag of spinach but spinach is not really one i do carrots celery and you gotta pre like pre-cut the celery so it's the right size etc yes you've done a lot of fun voices oh there's so many fun voices it's my neighbor eugene oh hey miles hey eugene you're coming over i don't know i'm allergic to vegetables oh we'll get you some beef oh well i already picked my beef okay and it's with the queen of england very nice beef in a jar i like jars we use jars a lot we don't use plastic bags we use jars instead it's a really great way to have your leftovers they're fun looking things and also that you can keep using them throw them the dishwasher now you got another now you got a new bag tomorrow and it's fancy better than bags uh and you can also pickle with them but i my only thing about vegetables is i think vegetables should be enjoyed more in the morning i think you can saute some green beans with your eggs and you'll be surprised at how delicious that meal is that's incredible we don't have a lot of vegetables for breakfast but you let a little yolk run over your veggies oh my god it's incredible living life like kale and do some sauteed kale and carrots for breakfast would be delicious that's cool i haven't done that i've been doing a lot of rice and eggs you can throw some of those vegetables in those rice that's good this has stayed with me forever we were at vidcon one year and they have this like buffet booth and it's an omelette bar and keith went up and it's like can you just saute me a bunch of vegetables and i'll take some eggs on the side and i'm like you can do that you can just ask that because like i'm like i didn't really want an omelette i just want a [ __ ] ton of vegetables i mean i did that for myself sometimes but to do that at a buffet pro move that was two three years ago i think about it to this day wow incredible i have a request i've been sitting on some advice that'll go for zachary's for a couple months now to be honest and i think we should do an episode where we get to take a stab and bring some schwag of knowledge so maybe next next so wait an advice episode so maybe miles talks for 50 minutes and then each of us gets 2.5 minutes to give advice i would love that silence everyone must produce their own theme song i would love it i do want to hear your advice though well save it you're going to have to subscribe for more jesus christ well we've already wrapped this episode up so goodbye [Applause] that's cute keith it is with the official tripod theme song it's advised that we'll go for try guys try guys we'll give you advice time it was time for a grocery try guys ready give her a lemon in a milestone and try guys thanks for listening thanks for listening we're giving advice next week right yeah until next time stay beautiful you

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Id: XMDJCkxi2tA

Length: 62min 57sec (3777 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 18 2021

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[u/a_trax84]

I think this was one of their best podcasts yet, and Eugene actually spoke and participated for an extended amount of time. It was funny, informative, progressive, etc. It did not feel like an hour.

[u/ProfSkeevs]

I love zach’s talk about funerals where people laugh. My grandfather’s funeral was one of those- no one was allowed to wear black, everyone had to wear U of K sports gear, his urn was kentucky blue and white, and we had a huge cookout after at the funeral hone he worked at for 20+ years. It was a great way to process and I feel I accepted his death quicker than any of the sad funerals I’ve been to.

[u/zpow2000]

One of the best podcasts to date. I enjoyed every part

[u/happyhoopoes]

Anyone know where Eugene got that jacket? I posted in r/findfashion but no dice. I think it's from the brand A.Tiziano based on the logo but I could be wrong.