Try Couples Reveal Their Secrets - The TryPod Ep. 88

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coorsseltzer.com and again for every 12 pack sold through 8 31 2021 coors will purchase services from change the course to restore 500 gallons of fresh river water details at queerseltzer.com coors brewing company fort worth texas [Music] thank you to coors seltzer doordash tushy liquid iv and meundies for sponsoring today's episode welcome to the tripod everybody you got your classic faves keith and eugene but what do we have here with us today why if it isn't you can sit what this is zone you can sit with us his own becky and sometimes matt is on that show too or at least he was once here and we got a fun we got a fun tripod ahead of us we got the couples um the more down-to-earth couples i'm just saying we don't show our affection as much as they do they they're like i think they try to present a goals relationship and i think we try to represent a yep that's what relationships are kind of attitude you know they're ain't perfect they ain't shiny they're they're not shiny well thanks for listening bye this is the first tripod with guests yeah and it happens to be our partners it happens to yes you can sit with us oh you can sit with us zone are you okay what is you can sit with us well we should clarify your your statement which is the the ariel ned and zach and maggie they're just a little more um uh network cutesy yeah look at their pull up both all their instagrams yeah they're fine they're very sweet they're very they're they're very sweet yeah they're all loving i'm not i'm not demonizing them i'm just saying pull up a picture of me and becky on instagram it's probably not his post this i think that just means we're worse than taking pictures yes i i could say it's our fault or i could say it's their fault either but i would choose my narrative that we're just more down to earth baby we're down earth look at us in our layers well we we're also for people listening when you get couple friends there's two groups there's people who are affectionate in public and there's are those who are not and we are not no we are not at all very rarely yeah you know hold hands you guys don't even do that you know hold hands hold hands becky holds my hand when we go to the grocery store always we walk in the parking lot grocery store we walk in the parking lot and becky creeps up behind me and just grabbed money and i'm like where are the parties she's afraid you're gonna leave her there he walks so fast i have to be like slow down i got little legs it's always a parking lot handhold why don't you hold my hand man why do you hold mine okay that wasn't confrontational just a question wow this game is gonna be great i think we were doing something yeah you said we're playing a game yeah we said we're playing a game and today on this episode we're playing a game that's right ladies and gentlemen oh yeah miles is here miles is here hello got pictures of ned and ariel yeah i brought pictures to the narrow up because you were talking about it i was trying to do like a side look at how cute they are cute yeah oh they and that congrats for their new baby they announced this week that's right yeah that's right beautiful finn fulmer welcome to the world yeah you know when when ned and ariel have pda they look into each other's eyes like they are already making another baby their pda is actually very private it's very very popular in public name the top three times you've seen them make out in public every time we go into singapore in singapore singapore was the best one because they like left the dinner table before all of us and we were all like going to the bathroom and then we came out like the gates of it and they were just falling two teenagers just snogging it up and we were like excuse us oh sorry sorry it's like a romantic they're like a nicholas sparks movie they are i mean they have great romance so much it's all out of jealousy oh yeah on the indiana jones right right before it started and you screamed at them i screamed stop it but they're ruining the magic they're also okay with starting to deeply kiss while conversation is happening at a table so while you're sitting it's not even there's a lull that was typically that's a couple of glasses of wine in oh yeah but a little bit of chardonnays but they're like they're they're just you know what maybe we're just jealous wow we're like not what's the opposite of goals fouls well i guess we've determined that we're the two worst couples of the try guys but which is the very worst and that's what we're going to find out today miles that's right keith uh today we're gonna be playing the newlywed game obviously nobody here is a newlywed but we thought it would be fun because they're only weds becky it's been three years i'm sorry becky um but uh the newlywed game a game that they play at bachelorette parties the world over where we give a question to one of you and then you both answer it on your little white board hold them up mine's filthy yeah they're very dirty they're from other sort of they're sort of like loose props from the other try guys loose props that's what we call them that's what they call me anyway um but we're gonna be giving you some questions you're gonna be answering them i think a fun twist would be maybe i give a question to becky everybody writes down what they think becky's gonna say oh i like that so that way if keith's wrong maybe matt is correct it is it is uh no longer secret that i think the person me and matt takes the most out of everyone is becky i think we text becky more than the others and the three of them are also on a group thread but no we're also on an individual thread i have like one thread with matt and it has six texts right just me and me we have a more in-person friendship well it's also matt and i are just more like if we need a direct answer be like what time are you getting here matt will tell you yeah i think this last weekend it was keith texted matt and eugene about hanging out you must have texted matt no i gave them a new thread of just the boys so all the answers came from that and then eugene texts me because we were texting goes oh [ __ ] we're hanging out and then matt texts to keith where's becky she was with me at the time she didn't have her phone i'm like well why text some phone that's not going to respond i'll be the voice of becky for now anyway we had a lovely time nice very nice all right for the first question on the newlywed game well anyway the question is miles yeah who do you think's gonna win oh that's a great question it's going to be me i'm going to be the winner i think that yeah what's the lead this is a couple's game i think that matt and becky will win you guys are not the couple exactly but they're gonna know that they're not like traditional standards i wouldn't say okay so you're gonna ask so miles just to clarify you're gonna ask one question say about becky and all the other three have to answer everyone answers on your little white boards and then you all but make sure you talk while you're writing down okay otherwise it's gonna be just silent podcasts we might hear the squeaks of the markers are you keeping score first so we have to keep our own score i'll keep score i guess that's probably something i should do yeah that miles is probably my job that's your job host and scorekeeper okay i could keep score all right okay all right now the first question that uh you guys are all going to answer and we're going to start with becky and then we'll go around okay this is a question for becky that everyone's going to answer oh got it okay so okay yeah you're writing about yourself i'm writing about myself to reveal i hope i i hope i get it right where did you go on your first date with keith that's everyone uh oh yeah i know this one this is a fun story this is not a fair question well obvious but you could guess okay we're gonna guess okay this is a fun story i'm excited becky has a different memory of it than me uh i'm trying to fill this i'm trying to fill the air [Music] how long did your first date last it was a couple hours it was a day date it was a day a day a day eight yeah now i'll say that the points the way the points are going to be distributed so becky obviously has to wait you get a point survey says he doesn't get a point but becky decides who gets a point okay based on how correct it is so matt gets a point honestly honestly i think that matt and eugene should know this answer because i feel like becky has told everyone this story because it has a funny ending enough with him first he tells me i tell the story too much and stop bringing it up well exactly that's what i'm saying you've told it so much that i assume everyone knows it both of those statements are the same all right they're not contradictory what's the answer the answer is a hot dog place i don't remember the name of that what's the hot dog place called byron's hot dogs apartment byron's hot dog shout out to byron's on irving park oh what did you say i said illinois not which i think is technically correct oh definitely correct i said i answered becky hated keith the first time she met him i mean that was true that's true but that wasn't her first day i did like him by the time we went on the date oh okay that was i just remember this story more it was three years later it took me that long to get over get over it does that mean so i think keith gets a point and matt gets like a half point okay i'll we'll do it this way whoever's turn it is they get to assign points willy-nilly i'm so sorry no points for you dude byron's hot dogs they do chicago style hot dogs but they also throw on cucumber and lettuce and like something else and it's like the most monstrously large hot dog i remember that like a year after dating becky was like you took me to a hot dog place you don't understand women at all do not want to eat messy food and you'd get me a like wait a two pound hot dog i don't even like covered in mustard and and like and pickles and sport peppers and tomatoes wait wait was your first kiss on the first date no no dary first was like a month after was it because of the hot dog salad no yeah your birthday yeah but we did we went on a date before my birthday oh yeah it was in may it was my birthday yeah it was like a month later yeah i just imagine you guys eating these huge stinky hot dogs and then they can help we didn't but both of us thought we were convinced the other didn't like them for like a month wow we both kept going on dates but never but we were just like all right bye he made me walk back to the train by myself one i thought she was an independent woman this is why she's always trying to hold your hand because you always say that i didn't want i looked she grew up in the chicago area in the supper you rode the train to us i thought you knew the train i just assumed and then i didn't i was like i don't want to be a weirdo dude following this girl all over she's a strong independent woman she knows what she wants she gets what she takes she takes what she likes it sounds my answer is sounding pretty good right now it seems like you guys had an underlying current of of hate through the first day it wasn't hate it was just confusion confusion i don't know who the winner is so far technically keith has them well i have one point all right keith it's your turn to answer a question hell yeah um keith yes what celebrity couple are you and becky most like i [ __ ] don't know um shoes a good one oh no this one's kind of bad yeah kind of bad well i was gonna put no don't say that i'm saying but i think that relationship might not be real so i don't want to put up oh yeah i mean oh yeah i think i know you're talking about what i'm talking about um okay so i wrote mine down because i i thought of it immediately and this time i think uh the person who's answering the question reveals at the end yeah i agree we didn't write anything come on i'm gonna write something becky you got it time's ticking think about it pick a good answer becky matt's being cheeky vicky don't we love each other can't you think of someone that our love is so similar i think we have a time limit don't worry i see i see it i got a time limit is approaching the time time is ticking down yeah that's it all right okay [Music] [Applause] [Music] life is so busy with chores what with the dishwasher the laundry the leaves outside you gotta blow the leaves rake the leaves sometimes you feel like you just don't have time to cook dinner and sometimes you deserve a little delivery dinner baby well check it out ordering dinner can be so easy you just open the doordash app choose what you want to eat and your food will be left safely outside your door with a new contact list delivery drop-off setting look door dash is going to take care of your next meal it's going to help you out it's the app that brings you food you've been craving right now right to your door there's many 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people yeah yes you've just been watching the queen you know it's popped into my mind the crowd the crowd the queen the queen the crown's gambling he mainly just watches it the crowns marcella um i did i didn't have time brady's full name borat and isla fisher that's not bad either obviously i would have known the name isla fisherman celebs and emily blunt i went with the most famous couple in the world shawn mendes and becky habersberger shawn and becky i did start writing shawn mendes and comedian uh does that mean keith can pick his favorite answer well it's up to keith keith gives the points willy-nilly think about how hot they don't want to be a prince well matt's is not going to be the one that but i think that the johnson's getting emily blunt and the borat and other fisher are great answers i'm not as good as either of these men i'm not trying to be like borat is a master of like comedic character commitment and john garzinski's hot as [ __ ] and it's like it's tough which am i am i a master of comedy or am i hot as [ __ ] john krasinski also had a youtube show where he sat at the desk oh i guess he's more of a youtuber so i gotta go with i gotta go with eugene on this one eugene you got a point all right keith also gets a point that puts keith in the lead to some point why not he said you said i could assign them willy-nilly i believe the phrase was willy-nilly i love the phrase willy nilly lets me do what i want so eugene and keith are tied in first with matt and a close third with half a point becky in the last place eugene your question is okay if you were a disney character oh [ __ ] who would you be oh [ __ ] that's a great question for me ooh that's tough because you all know i love disney there's a lot of characters there's so many options a lot of characters here okay you should know this just really you [ __ ] should know this i'd be so mad at you if you don't know this aladdin no prince eric now is this the one closest to my personality the one i aspire towards up to you okay it's absolutely up to you all right let's see the answers i'm ready okay all right keep them clockwise matt you're gonna go first i said mulan mm-hmm good answer answer pretty obvious pretty obvious yeah i said um a hot evil man who later becomes good so whatever character that is that's so general so maybe like darth vader yeah mulan with ursula vibes just like like pretty but also like evil yeah yeah okay well my answer was maleficent come on y'all sounds a lot like mulan with ursula box man who was bad and then later went good no no no i think i think uh i'm not gonna give to anyone oh willy nilly would maleficent give out a point for people who couldn't even get it right wow that's true that's for sure was her name maleficent or was it it's angelina jolie is that the name of the movie or just the name of the character i think her name is the character of maleficent yeah she could turn into a dragon yeah oh yeah because she was like a bad fairy she's like the coolest hottest oh disney the coolest thing and we can't go anymore because of the pandemic but disneyland the show at night at disneyland is maleficent is the bad guy and she turns into the dragon and you watch the water and light show and she is a [ __ ] dragon comes out of nowhere and there's literally a [ __ ] dragon breathing fire and you're like holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] now do you know why i want to be her she is cool she's a [ __ ] hot dragon mickey fights which is canon he saves the day mickey gets her yeah it's very kingdom hearts and then everybody comes and parties on a boat that's pretty cool it's a [ __ ] good show you're talking about world of the no the color one's the other one yeah okay world of color is the disney calvary adventure sorry everybody who doesn't live in california go to disneyland a bunch we used to go to disneyland i loved it does magnificent take place in the same universe as bella swan and the seven dwarves dallas one i'm sorry no they're not in the same universe maleficent is sleeping beauty oh they're both they're both disney cash grabs with very talented beautiful actresses as the the leads and chris hemsworth and chris hemsworth yeah as always always be evil queens poisoning a cute young lady go off clean aspiration so aspirational oh my god keep this apple hottie get over here try this apple use you said you hot thing you hot piece i see all those men hanging off you my stepdaughter is so hot you know what i'm gonna do poison her poisoner she's just too hot we redo every disney movie we just would just mean gay men that's basically every disney phone is just a mean gay man yeah that was the thing i watched this movie called um i think it was like called do i sound gay or something like that and it was about this actor who was trying to get this like intonation out of his voice and they talked about how disney actually made a lot of their villains have a very stereotypical gay man voice and it was how disney sort of perpetuated more you know evil gay stories a lot of the disney villains lead animators were also gay right yeah so they have a lot of gay energy which is why the disney villains are always the best so hot so hot so so it's so sassy so sad sir [ __ ] hot as fish i mean she becomes she she like goes she goes undercover is like a super hot minx legs or not so sign this contract and get out of my face first give me your voice you sound too pretty give me your voice just sing into the shell oh my god when she turns into vanessa i believe her name is vanessa i think that's canon i think her when she turns into the hot like black-haired lady who's like strolling down the beach and prince eric gets his eyes all like prince eric is hot people talking about jessica rabbit but honestly ursula has the hot version oh yeah hot ursula yeah so good all right next podcast is just us uh recreating every disney movie just as a hot gay man okay um this is a question for becky we've done no no sorry man just skipping right over me i'm so sorry matt eraser erasure mad eraser matt how do you like your eggs in the morning oh the tone in here is serious everyone's getting really serious oh god i should know this yeah you're the egg you really know this yeah you just yeah i think i know that so i think i know this well we just talked about something that had to do with this so i'm hoping my overarching answer is correct not setting yourself up for failure oh no no no cookies for me you'll share your cookie with me all right i got this okay so i'm gonna go first yeah okay i said fried sunny-side up interesting i went with over medium which is very similar to your answer i drew a little egg i went with matt doesn't love eggs he also doesn't really eat breakfast wait a minute how do you like your eggs responds to becky's answer god damn it this is something i say all the time but you still let me we literally ate an omelette yesterday yeah but i normally don't yeah just don't do it he doesn't like he does the eggs for you god damn it you know that i don't know but when you eat an egg you want it fried right i mean yesterday we did scrambled so i don't know i know he doesn't like hard-boiled he doesn't generally like shame that's the biggest difference between that he gets a point becky gets a point awesome becky bringing you into you if you were to get an egg wouldn't you get it side up okay i'll give you 5.1 points because that's what you would get right you're not going to poach it bro i would take it yeah i got negative points for the same question and i had the same answer point one point i would take the point one man i'm back at zero you're getting point you're giving him point one point one points geez this is throwing up the whole okay here we go you're gonna do a lot of math miles i know i'm so mad i'm so mad you jean's gonna wake up in the middle of the night and be like you like over medium okay what's the next one next question we're moving on becky we go full circle that's max let's sex max two bad for the two hey we've gotta include it the other count is um okay becky yeah what is your song with keith with keith these are like our first statement well yeah they're couples related you know i mean that's the whole it's the newlyweds game first dance song okay our first dance song was um what's the first dance just like your song oh what's up this is our song well most couples got that got married it's their it's their yeah first yeah i guess that's too but if it's like drop it like it's hot then you wouldn't be able to play that at first hand do you remember we were at the wedding has ever been in the workshop we surprised becky with shawn mendes we're working on it right okay good all right so before talking about that it was daniel radcliffe and they did do at buzzfeed people get surprised with daniel radcliffe i was livid when i saw it and trust me i didn't i didn't even know they were producing that i was like keith i can't believe you wouldn't why would you not put me in this video oh you didn't tell me it was a very select grouping of people that were invited by other buzzfeeders and keith was not included also here's a real scoop i did a video with sean mendes and i invited becky to come meet him and at the time she was not a fan yet and she's like oh i don't need to meet him whoa i [ __ ] hung out with him for a whole day the only thing you regret in your whole life number one i basically had him go around the office kissing people singing to babies i literally had him kiss people that were there becky could have met her love and left me that day he would have been so young then he was definitely under 21 at that time keith you're gonna answer all right i wrote frank valley slides four seasons can't take my eyes off you is [Music] i remember that part yeah it was huge but i remember the other most popular song you're wedding which was smash mouth all-star that's a good thing they played at the sturgis motorcycle festival pretended chronovirus weren't real so all stars canceled smashing smash well i knew it was something older i said something frank sinatra oh that's kind of close i think he's sang that song at some point yeah so i'm gonna give matt another point five because it was can't take my eyes off of you so we get a half a point nice a full point matt that brings you to a full point whew first place and you do you need to give point one points for trying yeah people people went wild we played it twice for effort you played we didn't play twice well because all of our other friends it's like a thing play smash mouth it's like a joke song and so we really wanted to take the joke too far because that's all we do in our lives so we played it twice and you know what people still got lit off it honestly it was a bigger reception the second time yeah they lifted me in the air they lifted you in the air oh no i did not get lifted it's both in the air you know i think i think all-stars it's like a millennial um what's you know how there's like 10 songs that old people always play at weddings yeah oh yeah it's like shout shout out it's like [ __ ] it's like the new shout out yeah yeah yeah a little bit a little bit you know the best wedding song is yeah um can you imagine your grandkids are gonna be hearing that because you're gonna be like oh we're gonna play this old song and it's [ __ ] usher or it's yeah oh my god little john [Music] do you have a butthole i bet you truly do get a tushy on your toilet and blast away the poo i'm so sorry but that is that is an ad that i just came up with for tushy it's a bidet attachment baby for years bidets have been available but they're super expensive they're a whole pseudo toilet but this just attaches to most toilets in the world the hello tissue moderate attachment is here to democratize the blessings bestowed by bidets and offer clean buttholes to everyone here's the thing it attaches to your existing toilet 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words in it that's not what we say that's not what we say going to be so upset that's not what we say we don't say that so i feel like it has to be like a rhyming thing you know so i said soupy ah oh that's cute i said it's a rhyming thing too wow okay but mine says they're so cute big mouth big dick weird tongue don't quit is this a cardigan song big mouth big dick weird tongue don't quit i also like that your you is like a butt cheek yeah oh that's from the previous one that was from the previous set it's hot thing don't quit my use don't quit don't quit that's hot so the nickname that keith i call keith and keith calls me is babers baby baby birds oh and a heart very cute oh you did draw on your chin did you try to give yourself a butt chin oh no kill a little green mark i got green we don't like babies i hate baby i think baby is the most disgusting name to call another but babe is just like what we were saying and we still say babe from time to time we wanted something cuter something that makes you go ah and we found that er was a cute at like suffix paper paper hey babers matt and eugene do you guys call each other like sweet names or punk punk hey hunk hey huh hello hey hunky i gotta go i say matt matt you call him jean have we done the laundry sometimes gg but not very often mostly babe yeah but it's only when you're requesting something else from the other that's like babe could you grab that one babe yeah yeah yeah b h b b b b b it's the furthest away from baby we also wanted to get away from baby i just think babies are babies and humans are babers babies humans we got we got neck mounds those babies they ain't got them neck bones you can say baby if you use a horrible voice all right moving on to the next one uh to remind everyone other points becky is closing in last place with matt tied for one point uh keith got two points but somebody described him he has a negative one so technically he has one point but he is in in the first place with two points we all have sheen is surprisingly in the technical lead with what i didn't know and you are so ungrateful for that point one point those point ones are gonna give you that action i'm always kind of the price is right yeah vaguely sort of know my friends okay here we go this question is for you gene okay eugene what was your first job oh job his first job i gotta think back to what he would have done yeah he probably i'm gonna i think i know what it is i think i know what it might be you know this matt you should know this i know the second one i'm excited to hear hear more about whatever the correct answer is on this one [Music] i'm just excited to get that voice from that mermaid it just sounds so hot sounds so hard i also [Laughter] he's the villain so he's just like oh i gotta go fight mulan i gotta climb this wall [Music] i went with chain restaurant server because i don't know what you got into in texas it is later in server yes yes uh i think i'm gonna have to give keith the most points because it was technically at a roadhouse my first job was at a country roadhouse as a server so keith gets the point and then they each get half points right it's a server server yeah but i was specific he was specific you were vague restaurants oh yeah but it was a chain restaurant here's the thing no rarely does a server's first serving job be a nice restaurant typically you have to get you can graduate you have to graduate you got to work at a tgi fridays i myself was a host of the joe's crab shack and then where did your serving career go from that well since you're giving out all this serving well i well i i do i was a delivery driver which is sort of a server for dominance nope for uh big mouths burgers which is not based off of me that was its own brand that i worked for and i i was both just bringing it for your sauce no but i did make a lot of cool things there i made a hamburgers burger it was delicious but i i worked at a place i took the orders i made the food i delivered the food i cleaned i did everything so this is out of your house i was gonna say this sounds like this is my college college it's my college job my tuesday but i took orders and i brought people their food out at that place so yes it's i made the [ __ ] food i brought it to them i cleaned up after them here's the thing the mcdonald's people they only work register and then they shift and they change shifts i did all of it i was the only person there i was the only [ __ ] person there wait joe's crab jack no big mouth burgers in normal illinois which has changed names a hundred times as different people try to resurrect that failed business that's the reason it's not open anymore matt weren't you to serve at an italian restaurant i worked at carrabas oh my italian grill that's a nice chain he was an italian server as an italian man did you did you have to sing happy birthday and italian to people no we didn't it was like a dumb like happy happy birthday you know like one of those oh that's the most i feel like this is a fancy joint that feels like it's just a step above like olive garden right yeah it's like a little nicer it's a lot nicer than normal is it as nice as maggiano's little italy it's exactly like oh so it is nice nice yeah my channel wait was this your high school job no after high school uh okay do you know what he did in high school can i share with him he worked at a morgue i didn't work in work i worked at a funeral oh he worked at a funeral home he worked with he worked with dead people matt was like a doctor no but you have to help people you had to help him bomb someone once yeah i mostly did like paperwork and helps with like the services yeah but you embalmed someone once but once you like put the fluids in the dead body yeah yeah cool wow that's really cool yeah that's cool you were like the girl in uh uh my girl sure remember yeah sure can you close your eyes and you're there close your eyes when you're there you just see it happening all over again fantastic all right next moving on uh this is eugene's turn no sorry the listeners are gonna start me because they have the same hairstyle and beard right now and because matt looks like the pokemon evolution of me the much better looking pokemon evolution okay uh matt here we go who would you call to bury a body so i'm assuming if you're calling them it's not me though i'd be great at that you mean it's not you there you could be it's eugene's body my body shut up if it's eugene's body that's gonna change that's gonna change the answer um y'all go first okay so i said um matt would call eugene unless eugene was the one that he killed and in that case he would call me i also went with eugene and becky i think he would call both of them if it was just neither of them but i feel like if he called you after you killed me you guys would not bury me and just like dress me up in fun outfits yeah hey we're with youtubers styling is the hair the way he doesn't like my guess is i think our friend who knows who would know the most and be the most calm under pressure would be david dang david secrets sees a lot of crime stuff and he's so diplomatic yeah he's just he would get he would have a the best like the what's it called uh poker face he's also good at keeping secrets like david is very like secretive he's a stylist all he does is i'm getting him in my mind going like okay so it's not gonna be a big deal this is where we're gonna go okay so first we just need to first we need to quarter the body make them really really small okay so we're all gonna take a section we're gonna cut it down really really small okay this is gonna be fine yeah first pretty fun first mimosas yeah and then chop up the body i think we should have some music on yeah we have the same answer here so you get a point yeah all right so yeah jean gets a point and we get a point too right matt matt right man yeah that's matches we have the same answer it was so cute so cute like you guys have the same answer 0.25 points point two five sorry my mom says that's the worst that's good that's actually huge for me i think that's going to keep me above eugene so miles how many rounds do you have left for all four um i would say we should do one more round okay with everybody yeah and uh and then that will be game because it needs to be in order to be fair yeah he needs to go once more okay all right so becky this is for you oh here we go here we go some points here i know and the totals are becky has 1.75 points uh keith has uh you know functionally 3.25 points but he did lose a point to a technicality so technically 2.25 points okay matt has 1.5 points eugene has god to 1.2.2 points i'm in the lead either way that's right oh man well technically keith you're tied with eugene because you lost the point but i have 0.25 he has 0.2 that's true we're very bad at scoring we're actually we're crushing this scoring we're throwing out crazy numbers we're keeping it together all right here we go becky crazy yeah becky what's the reason that you would end up in jail oh that's a good one the reason becky would end up in jail yeah oh there's so many reasons keith what are you thinking because you you definitely uh i'm concerned with the answers that might come out here no no i think we got dissolving keith in the bath miles yes daddy what how would you how would you and your beloved do in this game i think we'd be pretty good we know each other pretty well did you say beloved because you can't remember her name sarah [Applause] and my mouth was like no so i switched it to beloved which was kind of worse yeah what's your baby we call each other sweetheart or pumpkin if it's real intimate pumpkin but i also call the dog pumpkin so who knows cannot call the dog and the i know the girly the same thing that's crazy bummer a little pumpkin [Music] it's the holidays and i don't know about you in 2020 but i think i'm dehydrated a lot and something that has been 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liquidity.com promo code try guys [Music] all right everybody your answers okay i got a list all right so we're gonna go eugene first then go around eugene i'm nervous all right so i have two answers uh my first is steal someone else's cat huh oh and my second is the second is uh kill jake paul oh yeah whoa okay yeah yeah all right okay yeah i like that she basically killed a terrible terrible person yeah so i gave three answers oh my god he keeps feeling sweat dissolving keith in acid in the bathtub but he doesn't fit in bathtubs that's what i have to call david me you need to call david and see if you can just dissolve you see any botanicals first bellini's then the acid [Laughter] um pushing someone onto the subway tracks because they stole your spot in line and i don't think she would do that when becky gets upset she gets very upset and she doesn't like to let it go i get mad and i said shoplifting for museums oh man i'd have to go to a museum that's not gonna happen number you're going to lose the point for that one all right becky no okay so now i would say this is what becky would go to jail for hey this is miles editing the podcast just letting you know that keith's answer to this particular question had to be cut from the episode because even just talking about it um i will let you use your imagination uh and just trust me that it was very funny but absolutely needed to be cut out all right back to the episode okay so you are all actually kind of right except for the subway line one i don't think i would kill someone for stealing myself i think i would actually die on the subway because i would keep letting people stand in front of fine you go it and yeah okay so number one i put killed keith because that's what i threaten every day holy [ __ ] getting in a fight with a stranger at the grocery store for being evil i don't like when people are mean to the grocery store people and then the other one was some sort of protest slash mercy kill mercy mercy mercy kill i feel like it's a mercy kill if i kill jake paul it's immersion so i think i think it's mercy for the rest of us you know none of us condone violence but say hypothetically hypothetically there's a certain people you would say if they were in charge of punishment for some truly awful people yeah i would elect someone like becky who would be swift with her justice yeah mercy yeah mercy i am in team 10 so it hits a little close to home but i forgot that you're one of the team tenors team of team 11. yeah i did have to ask keith before i tweeted something one day i was like you guys aren't doing like anything with the stream this year right like you're not like not associated at all with them he's like no and i was like tweet sent done yeah yeah they were like which is your favorite house of young boys who commit crimes like well i like this one my favorite is this one fan favorite house and i was like well which house is the one that threw the party with no mask and no social listening distancing and which one um during the pandemic looting and videotaping themselves and then said they didn't do it no it's up for a different award i know oh he's just this but full circle because we were all servers well three of us were servers not keith i was just but things that really infuriated us this year were seeing people show their true colors when it came to not abiding by the rules of pandemic trying to help others and then also on top of that you assaulted a waiter yeah that is very high my list of things don't hit service people for just helping out they don't want to be there [Music] yeah okay so um matt is actually gonna get a deducted point for saying that i don't know a full point but i'm gonna give him back two points all right because he got killed keith and acid would be the way that i go okay although my threat is i could kill you in your sleep normally i don't let people give more than one point but for this one i'll allow because you deduct it and you deducted a point the patriarchy so that means one point yeah we played among us the other day and that was your main defense and you're the imposter was it's the patriarchy you guys are sexist that was my way to someone said sweetie and i was like oh great okay and it was when i was the imposter and i was like well that's sexist man that sexist bro um so yeah matt is i think he breaks even at one point keith uh that was not on my mystery board but i'm gonna give you 1.23 points that's a fun decimal because i forgot that that was my plan uh-huh and then eugene i'm gonna give one point uh four one nice that's because what did you write eugene oh i said you would uh provide me for a certain youtuber yes quickly provide justice yes yes yes yes okay all right sounds good all right keep moving on to keith's turn i gotta make sure i don't give eugene any points because right now he's several hundredths ahead of me keith i better not who's your celebrity crush oh this is tough oh this is tough okay um oh man okay there's a few but who's the one that's been tried and true tried and true for a long time it's on the tip of my tongue i feel like we've talked about this oh you got 10 seconds we've talked about it i mean we talked about it we've talked about it five four three two one here we go all right eugene you're up to bat wait i have can we just gonna run one or two you can only three you can only get three now i said write only one and the first ones you can get are one okay okay well i'm going to write back one of them will get more points matt you start so i said in honor of becky i said shawn mendes okay because i know that you're you're in love with him too yes and then you kept making funny faces so i thought you were giving us clues about being a funny person so i said so i said kate mckinnon cause you cause she's really funny [Music] i do like her i don't think she'd be into keith no no i think she's lesbian but that's fine that's okay it's a crash yeah um okay so i said so i won and i was talking to the other people let's see the other answers i know these are probably wrong but i said katy perry just because keith loves katy perry as a singer i do like her as a as a person and then i also had like a plastic bag also i added natalie portman because every guy her age loved nelly portman when we were in high school she was like the ideal celebrity crush okay so i have no idea so i also wrote katy perry and then the only other girl you talk about is kimbra and then we did once talk about j-law being a pass yeah a passion we're both allowed to have sex with them and it won't just oh my god is it jennifer marriage jennifer no we changed it to jody cormier i think after oh she's so pretty i wrote natalie and jennifer lawrence what's both of the words yeah dude oh no she went to freaking harvard she's smart she's like progressive she has played lots of cool roles she's you know who else did all that kate mckinnon also and she also the thing that really wanted me over was when she did the the snl digital short which came again and she would kill people she talked about how bad she was everyone's singing about how much she loves her and all she's doing she's gonna [ __ ] people up and it's so funny oh the lazy uh with um yeah it's kind of like a lazy sunday but it's a natalie portman rap yeah and and she it's graphic yeah that was around this time horrific violence yeah that's so funny yeah she's hot she's not as in the public eye anymore so perhaps the crush has waned yeah what is she doing she got married she's married and she's taking us away who's who do you get billions of dollars an art man an art dealer not the guy who directed mother though no the you know they broke up it was not a good relationship that was not a good movie either so what was the points then does that mean becky and i both get a point willy-nilly becky gets a point and eugene gets a point yes and you get two points you could get would be one point i will give you half a point for sean has a mendes as well all right in the relationship oh yeah the numbers over here guys the math is surprising that is fun over here all right eugene it is your turn okay we got to speed it up a little here we go eugene okay eugene yes go to karaoke song oh it's tough yeah i know this you can only have my hats are down several ones but annoying all right so let's let's hear from uh becky first i did um this is the one that i've heard you sing the most i don't know if it's the one you always kick off but you love duets so i did elephant love medley i do love elven moments i love that one elephant love medley mm-hmm it's typically not the first not the first so let's see what you have kate the first one of the ones that eugene does a lot is this is how we do it it's friday night parties here on the west side which always hits in california always hit always hits i think you're both wrong because his favorite song to do is you don't own me by the first wives club it's in the first wise club you know you don't how do you not know this because do you think so many of them i i just turned turns yeah no i i say this is how we do it is like my number one i also sing before he cheats from underwood or i have some shania standbys i have a lot of country standbys yeah but uh i do love mulan right i do love i do love musicals i do love musical numbers and here's why i like eugene's style is that he always says this is how we do it first which is not a solo song it's a song that gets the party started it's a song that everyone sings along with so it's an equal opportunity karaoke song i feel like it gives more people confidence to sign up because like it's it shows that it doesn't have to just be a ballad about how great you are at singing you can just be a fun piece for the bar and then keith can follow up with applause by lady gaga and get really weird and get really [ __ ] weird and scare everyone love karaoke uh so i'm gonna give keith i give keep the full point i'm gonna give becky point five half a point is pretty good just because you know i love duets i love musicals i do love moulin rouge and women make you know 50 cents on the dollar to men ellie's wife women of color make even less so okay uh uh i'll give becky a point i'll give becky 0.75 because she guilted me into giving her a 0.25 [Laughter] i only talk about karaoke yeah there's so many songs okay no question for you what are the finals all right here we go that matt's going to gift himself all the final scores that was illegal matt do a really hard one so no one gets any points matt if you were on this is another fun question here if you are on who wants to be a millionaire the million-dollar question who would your phone a friend be friends okay so that's basically what is the question is that that's the question that's gonna inform who he calls yeah it's tough well that's probably your something about um no it must be your smartest friend right probably your just general yeah because you have to los you have to put your phone a friend in before you go you have many friends that you put in you do have to put in your family yeah multiple ones in case someone doesn't pick up yeah you can't i'm going to choose david but she might have been like oh i'm calling mark or maybe i'm calling cynthia um i don't have a cynthia yeah i know i'm just throwing out a name this might be tough for y'all because he also has friends outside of the la no he doesn't yo um wait all right here we go i don't know have you answer first okay man you didn't i haven't i'm not ready well you asked such a hard question maybe you could just maybe pick from another answer then write it down yeah listen to our answers and pick the one that you think is the best idea exactly so i think matt would call the smartest person he knows the one that he loves the one that he's really really close i knew that he was gonna do this no you didn't because you don't know where i'm going i know it sounds like i'm describing myself but you know how they say that a boy picks his friends because they remind him of his mom i think man will call his mama called betsy betsy is very smart she's a speech language pathologist she's an angel sent straight from heaven and i think you would call her question was what friend would you do you think he's not friends with his mama i mean who knows [Music] you know i don't know about you but sometimes i just gotta wear underwear look the holidays could be a stressful time especially with things look a little different this year it's a different year but that's why our friends at meundies curated a list of the stuff your friends really want so you can carve out some me time and soften the holiday stress their micro model is not only super soft but breathable light and impossibly cozy the best part you can get all your gifting done from home avoid the malls the scary scary malls i do get me undies in the mail once a month i pretty much only 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dorian as well and it seemed like she was a smart cookie she is she's funny i also just remember matt's job is uh matt's job is consulting with people who have multiple multiple degrees so it's probably someone i've never met or don't don't remember the name of um my answer is none because matt's such a genius you would never need to phone a friend the first guy who won the million when he just called his friend just to say hey [ __ ] i won yeah that's that's my answer that's me i'm appealing to your uh narcissism the answer was no one what was your answer um well i feel like those answers are normally like art things or like something like very specific like history stuff and my old roommate jessie was a history major and she works in museums so she has that mind that remembers all those things okay so you have to still give us points and jessie's kind of like your mom you know she reminds you of your mother and dorian's listening and would love a shout out that's he is also listening i don't think anyone got it no points no point i'll give you gene half a point for a good answer well it's going to be fun it's going to be close and that's it yeah that's it all right that's it for points everybody thank you i'm going to do some math over well here kept track of points for myself and i got three points so i think i won wait you're keeping track of your own not no that's not true make sure if i get talking to myself podcast uh you may already know that we have a documentary coming out you can get your tickets to try guys.com slash movie we're doing this big cool premiere a virtual premiere a virtual premiere it's virtual we will not actually be there you can watch it wherever you are in the world wherever you are and also uh even if you couldn't attend in person it will stay up for like a month or maybe actually like three months so you can buy ticket after the fact so if you're like oh i want to go but i i won't be able to be there and you'll actually be able to watch it after the fact as well but it's exciting yeah yeah yeah there's cool rewards on the the veeps website that it's on and yeah and yo you could get a signed vinyl you could get assigned dvd slash blue right you get t-shirt you get all of it so many things with words so many things just like that girl in the town who's so hot she's always reading oh my gosh she's always got her nose in a book oh my god oh my god i gotta have her she's so hot all right now she's in the castle that big guy [Music] man the math has come through oh [ __ ] it's surprising oh man coming up in last place it's a tie oh there's a tie for us 3.5 points for becky and matt wow let's give it up let's give it up for them uh now so i guess our setup was true it was like we are not the aspirational at all that's true now uh coming up in first place now this the the margin is point five point zero five points five hundredths of a point oh it could be the winner of the million dollars is keith with four point four eight points wow guys i will buy us dinner guess what that's awesome cookies you guys get the mystery spoon i won the cookies which means i'm donating my cookies to miles and his pumpkin thank you very much for saying that i don't think the audience knows anything about the cookies uh there's some free cookies up for grabs becky wanted the cookies and keith said you can't have the cookies we're gonna be trying healthy peggy got sad we said jokingly whoever wins gets the cookies keith just gave the cookies to miles you guys should be listening to before we start a lot happens in the five minutes before we start rolling that's true sometimes we forget to justify it but if you need guidance yeah from your i'm your beloved for your beloved or your beloved you uh need to talk to our most beloved beloved uh beloved in the podcast your beloved miles beloved oh becky and matt you get to watch advice that will go for miles for the first time real person yeah okay wow and then he's gonna do his thing where he gives advice in his special character voice what's up miles nation how y'all doing tonight matthew rebecca happy to be here have y'all ever wanted to get no sleeps yes every day have you all ever wanted and [ __ ] everywhere there's gonna be another bath one it's gotta never have i i think it's gonna be about his dog y'all i think it's about birdie you all wanna love something so much but he nips yeah and you're like that's about birdies oh no doggy get back [Laughter] get a dog get a little fuzzy dog and he's going to be a little pupper that's going to slick your lips i'll lick my dog he likes me a little intimate what's happening he is saying beforehand i was always like i want to say licking their dogs now i'm tongue in my head wait wait wait daily is your specific advice be okay with making out with your dog you gotta kiss once in a while otherwise your dog is gonna get nervous are you kissing him or are you looking at him well he licks me in my mouth and not open i'm not trying not to but sometimes i let him get in there do you look back no that's from between me and my pumpkin but uh my doggie is real cute his name is birdie doggies are good right now i'm not getting any sleep because he wakes up at 6 30 and needs to go piss where how old is he he is three months old matt's very good with all the training i would love maggie's been texting me a little bit about dogs and that's been nice he's been nipping and every time he nips you scream i scream which is something that i did initially and sarah made fun of me as i stopped so so now i brought it back and so he'll do a little bit and i'll go and he'll get concerned and that's how we're teaching him that's technically what you're supposed to i know that's what you're supposed to do but i'm i'm uh i can't do that i can't be i can't be um terrifying sounding to my dogs [Music] it was terrifying like one of the scariest things i've ever seen sometimes in the morning we'll be like ruined man [Laughter] but it was just like it's always out of nowhere because you because you don't talk like this your dog's just one very sharp terrifying like crappier than he listens yell and he listens and now he listens to him at everything himself doesn't care what i say i just cuddle him well yeah that's what happened matt said no because kim bob ate something and right after eugene picked him i was like you're such a bad dog i'm really just erasing all the training yeah every time anything happens i just hold them well that that's good advice was a good advice get a dog and give it a little kisses give it one kiss in his mouth we kiss alfred booth oh yeah yeah alfred's got a little dead mouth too right it's better it's better now he had a dead tooth and it was pretty stinky it's now just normal cat mouth which is not an appealing smell no but but every once in a while he'll crawl up on you and he'll look like he's going to rub his head on your head and he just sticks his tongue between your lips he's like every time i've been at your place with alfred he uh he licks me before i see him he'll like lick my ankle and i try not to freak out because it's a very different feeling cat tongues yeah because i think there's a like a roaming cactus yeah i think you just have a cactus on zumba just going around but it's very sweet he's very sweet kitty he's a good boy he likes to look at eugene yeah he still turns over he's like he's like i have an effect on animals and babies i think it's the hair i think they'll deserve the face they just they're just confused well this is fine what a treat it was to have you can sit with us his own becky habersberger and occasional guest on that podcast matt he's been on it once so keith normally sings the tripod theme song but i think because it's our first try guess yeah we should have uh becky and matt take us out with the official tripod theme song we met you go hi i'll go low it's whatever you want whatever you want do you yeah and uh maybe you can make about what we did today okay a one and a two and three and a go we played a game it was the tripod until next time stay beautiful you

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Length: 72min 27sec (4347 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 03 2020